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Postby Struberria » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:07 pm

Go Dauntless, Yes, i am one of the few that nuked Josephstan
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Postby Secundus Imperium Romanum » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:11 pm

Praise Saint Josephtan, the Martyr and as a way of commemoration, we will put all our nukes in our asses and rip our bowels in honor of the sacrifice he underwent. :bow:
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Postby Trump and Pence » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:13 pm

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Postby Struberria » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:15 pm

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Postby Altmoras » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:16 pm

Eskosya wrote:
Volkegoth wrote:Praise Atom and his holiest of disciples.
:bow: Praise Be :bow: Praise Be :bow: Praise Be :bow:


You all just read that in Cromwell's voice.


Oliver Cromwell?
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Postby Secundus Imperium Romanum » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:17 pm

Hey, wait, we can not just turn him into a saint, we must create an entire church under his teachings! the JOSEPHTANISM!
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:18 pm

Secundus Imperium Romanum wrote:Hey, wait, we can not just turn him into a saint, we must create an entire church under his teachings! the JOSEPHTANISM!


You could make a religion out of this!
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Postby Secundus Imperium Romanum » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:20 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Secundus Imperium Romanum wrote:Hey, wait, we can not just turn him into a saint, we must create an entire church under his teachings! the JOSEPHTANISM!


You could make a religion out of this!

Well... the Romans are good at devotion, I just need to pick up some and THARAAANNN! ECCLESIASTICAL DIVISION!
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Postby Astanmark » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:21 pm

Dauntless shall forever be remembered throughout NationStates. Our names will be engraved in the books of history. Next time we'll strike harder and we will prevail over anyone who stands in our path. Dauntless #1!

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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:21 pm

Secundus Imperium Romanum wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
You could make a religion out of this!

Well... the Romans are good at devotion, I just need to pick up some and THARAAANNN! ECCLESIASTICAL DIVISION!


^^
Struberria wrote:Go Dauntless, Yes, i am one of the few that nuked Josephstan


Then your country became a hole in the ground. :P
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Postby Secundus Imperium Romanum » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:23 pm

Okay, tomorrow my friends will have a holy book, saints, kings and everything! That Joseph illumines you, my brother!
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Postby Altmoras » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:24 pm

Astanmark wrote:Dauntless #1!


Dauntless #798 more accurately :p Our glorious Saint Josephtan was avenged.
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Postby Struberria » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:29 pm

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Postby Heisenbee » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:29 pm

Dauntless was doomed as soon as the larger factions set their sights on us, but we decided to make our mark in the event in our own way.

Which was launching 2000 nukes at one person for the heck of it.
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Postby Astanmark » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:31 pm

During the next nuclear armageddon, Dauntless shall secure 1st place on the scoreboard. Everyone shall fear us.

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Postby United Massachusetts » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:39 pm

Astanmark wrote:During the next nuclear armageddon, Dauntless shall secure 1st place on the scoreboard. Everyone shall fear us.

That title belongs only to August
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Postby Eskosya » Wed Aug 30, 2017 7:59 pm

Altmoras wrote:
Eskosya wrote:
You all just read that in Cromwell's voice.


Oliver Cromwell?


Confessor, actually.

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Postby Eskosya » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:00 pm

Heisenbee wrote:Dauntless was doomed as soon as the larger factions set their sights on us, but we decided to make our mark in the event in our own way.

Which was launching 2000 nukes at one person for the heck of it.


Lord Josephtan works in mysterious ways.

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Postby Struberria » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:08 pm

Eskosya wrote:
Heisenbee wrote:Dauntless was doomed as soon as the larger factions set their sights on us, but we decided to make our mark in the event in our own way.

Which was launching 2000 nukes at one person for the heck of it.


Lord Josephtan works in mysterious ways.

Heisenbee was the War Marshal that order Joesphtan be nuked
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Postby Eskosya » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:11 pm

Struberria wrote:
Eskosya wrote:
Lord Josephtan works in mysterious ways.

Heisenbee was the War Marshal that order Joesphtan be nuked


Yet... Guided by His hand.

Blessed be His holy name.

:bow:

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Postby Struberria » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:12 pm

Eskosya wrote:
Struberria wrote:Heisenbee was the War Marshal that order Joesphtan be nuked


Yet... Guided by His hand.

Blessed be His holy name.

:bow:

not really, nuking Joesphtan was just a last ditch effort, i'm glad i got to opportunity to nuke him though
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Postby Eskosya » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:13 pm

Struberria wrote:
Eskosya wrote:
Yet... Guided by His hand.

Blessed be His holy name.

:bow:

not really, nuking Joesphtan was just a last ditch effort, i'm glad i got to opportunity to nuke him though


It was pretty awesome, actually.

:p

:clap:

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Postby Struberria » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:20 pm

Eskosya wrote:
Struberria wrote:not really, nuking Joesphtan was just a last ditch effort, i'm glad i got to opportunity to nuke him though


It was pretty awesome, actually.

:p

:clap:

thank you very much!
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Postby Ikania » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:22 pm

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Postby The Resentine Kingdom » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:42 pm

Quickly establishes Josephtanism.

Nothing beats making a quick buck!.... I mean, praising our glorious savior and true hero of N-Day!
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