Greetings inhabitants of nationstates!
I, Alekseandrea, have been granted the Salaxalans-given right to start the "Thread of the Glorious Potato alliance of the people".
Our most impressive alliance will make sure that truth, in moderation, justice, in moderation, and of course,
the potato survive this horrible nuclear war.
This is indeed a Potato. And it is glorious!
Abandon your false leaders and fight for those who fight for what truly matters! Fight for The Potato alliance!
I can hear the nay-sayers and the misguided amongst you, making various claims as "The only winning move is not to play.", "My alliance is better!". Do not listen to them, true Potatoists! Only the potato will reign supreme1!
Some might recognize our great leader The Salaxalans!
Be it from the previous iteration of this conflict or from our "Salaxalans 2016" campaign, he has promised to take the reigns once more "To make nationstates potato again!".
He plans to do this with his elaborate plans to gentrificate the savage lands known as "Potato-hating nationstates"2 The liberal use of thermo-nuclear devices will make this not only cheap, but will also create jobs in the nuclear decontamination and building industries.
It should be clear that Salaxalans long-term views make our alliance the prime choice of alliances.
Support the potato! Support jobs! Support The Potato alliance!
So I hope that someday we'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, when we are fighting the good fight.
JOIN THE POTATO ALLIANCE TODAY!
ALL HAIL THE POTATO ALLIANCE!
[1] Potatoism is compatible with a wide range of beliefs e.g. atheism, the church of the flying spaghetti monster, veganism, christianity, judaism, islam, creationism, string theory, social darwinism, political correctness...
[2]Hating Potatoes! The very idea!
