Alright, who stole it?

[Sith Reich]

[TRANSMISSION]

By order of the emperor, anyone with information on who or what stole our nuclear kyber crystals will be handsomely rewarded. The reward you may ask? Not being obliterated when a new one is found.

[END]

[Nilrahrarfan]

[Transmission]
Katrina: I think you should blame that on an orange Bandicoot that Neo Cortex despises, just to let you know.
[End Transmission]

[Salizene]

Walks away slowly with the Crystals wait. you needed these. i''m sorry..... it was so temping.

[Fauxia]

[TRANSMISSION]

By order of the emperor, anyone with information on who or what stole our nuclear kyver crystals will be handsomely rewarded. The reward you may ask? Not being obliterated when a new one is found.

[END]

OoC: You mean Kyber

[Western Pacific Territories]

ATLAS NUCLEAR COMMAND & JAKE PAULER ARMY PRESS RELEASE

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Officials of the faction known as the 'Jake Pauler Army' or officially, the Jake Pauler Militia has convened with the nuclear command of the region of Atlas to make a statement regarding the disappearance of nuclear kyver crystals from the unoriginially named 'Sith Reich' to press. After the failure of the first joint press conference in accomplishing anything of note what-so-ever, it is hoped that the officials of the Jake Pauler Army will not cringe Atlassian officials out of the conference by simultaneously dabbing.

OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT:

JAKE PAULER: "To start off, regarding these Sith Reich hacks: Yeah, we took all their crappy crystals for the Vine. Sadly they don't do anything though. We'd like to see these guys try to nuke us, these unoriginal Sith ripoffs are just haters."

REPORTER: "What do you plan on doing once the nuclear war begins?"

JAKE PAULER: "Dabbing all over them, we don't think they'll be dumb enough to dab back on us. I'd like to talk more but quite frankly we have better things to do fam. See ya."

*Most Jake Pauler Army officials exit the room, though two stay. Reports move onto the Atlassian officials.*

REPORTER: "To the Atlassians: First off, do you wish to continue your relationship with the Jake Pauler Army?"

ATLASSIAN: "I genuinely hate Jake Paulers but they cringe our enemies to death so we'll keep them I guess."

REPORTER: "What is your opin-"

*At this point, all electrical power was shut off when Jake Paulers set off fireworks in the generator room of the nuclear bunker that the statement and press conference was being held at whilst filming a vlog.*

[Glorious ReBublic of Alevstan]

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ATLAS NUCLEAR COMMAND & JAKE PAULER ARMY PRESS RELEASE

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Officials of the faction known as the 'Jake Pauler Army' or officially, the Jake Pauler Militia has convened with the nuclear command of the region of Atlas to make a statement regarding the disappearance of nuclear kyver crystals from the unoriginially named 'Sith Reich' to press. After the failure of the first joint press conference in accomplishing anything of note what-so-ever, it is hoped that the officials of the Jake Pauler Army will not cringe Atlassian officials out of the conference by simultaneously dabbing.

OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT:

JAKE PAULER: "To start off, regarding these Sith Reich hacks: Yeah, we took all their crappy crystals for the Vine. Sadly they don't do anything though. We'd like to see these guys try to nuke us, these unoriginal Sith ripoffs are just haters."

REPORTER: "What do you plan on doing once the nuclear war begins?"

JAKE PAULER: "Dabbing all over them, we don't think they'll be dumb enough to dab back on us. I'd like to talk more but quite frankly we have better things to do fam. See ya."

*Most Jake Pauler Army officials exit the room, though two stay. Reports move onto the Atlassian officials.*

REPORTER: "To the Atlassians: First off, do you wish to continue your relationship with the Jake Pauler Army?"

ATLASSIAN: "I genuinely hate Jake Paulers but they cringe our enemies to death so we'll keep them I guess."

REPORTER: "What is your opin-"

*At this point, all electrical power was shut off when Jake Paulers set off fireworks in the generator room of the nuclear bunker that the statement and press conference was being held at whilst filming a vlog.*

delete your region not even joking

[Nilrahrarfan]

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ATLAS NUCLEAR COMMAND & JAKE PAULER ARMY PRESS RELEASE

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Officials of the faction known as the 'Jake Pauler Army' or officially, the Jake Pauler Militia has convened with the nuclear command of the region of Atlas to make a statement regarding the disappearance of nuclear kyver crystals from the unoriginially named 'Sith Reich' to press. After the failure of the first joint press conference in accomplishing anything of note what-so-ever, it is hoped that the officials of the Jake Pauler Army will not cringe Atlassian officials out of the conference by simultaneously dabbing.

OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT:

delete your region not even joking

Stop doing that

[Wentera]

"I am John Relay of the Free Land of Wentera. We could offer you with information but we would need to make a deal."

[Higher Japan]

"We have no idea where they went, or rather where you even harvested them." The empress states, while surrounded by kyber crystals as she eats some of it.

[Sith Reich]

[TRANSMISSION]

By order of the emperor, anyone with information on who or what stole our nuclear kyver crystals will be handsomely rewarded. The reward you may ask? Not being obliterated when a new one is found.

[END]

OoC: You mean Kyber

Whoops. Typos. Sorry, and thanks!

[Greater Cesnica]

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ATLAS NUCLEAR COMMAND & JAKE PAULER ARMY PRESS RELEASE

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Officials of the faction known as the 'Jake Pauler Army' or officially, the Jake Pauler Militia has convened with the nuclear command of the region of Atlas to make a statement regarding the disappearance of nuclear kyver crystals from the unoriginially named 'Sith Reich' to press. After the failure of the first joint press conference in accomplishing anything of note what-so-ever, it is hoped that the officials of the Jake Pauler Army will not cringe Atlassian officials out of the conference by simultaneously dabbing.

OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT:

JAKE PAULER: "To start off, regarding these Sith Reich hacks: Yeah, we took all their crappy crystals for the Vine. Sadly they don't do anything though. We'd like to see these guys try to nuke us, these unoriginal Sith ripoffs are just haters."

REPORTER: "What do you plan on doing once the nuclear war begins?"

JAKE PAULER: "Dabbing all over them, we don't think they'll be dumb enough to dab back on us. I'd like to talk more but quite frankly we have better things to do fam. See ya."

*Most Jake Pauler Army officials exit the room, though two stay. Reports move onto the Atlassian officials.*

REPORTER: "To the Atlassians: First off, do you wish to continue your relationship with the Jake Pauler Army?"

ATLASSIAN: "I genuinely hate Jake Paulers but they cringe our enemies to death so we'll keep them I guess."

REPORTER: "What is your opin-"

*At this point, all electrical power was shut off when Jake Paulers set off fireworks in the generator room of the nuclear bunker that the statement and press conference was being held at whilst filming a vlog.*

Bro, the name of your region's faction alone wants to make me call The Black Hawks on it.

[Western Pacific Territories]

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ATLAS NUCLEAR COMMAND & JAKE PAULER ARMY PRESS RELEASE

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Officials of the faction known as the 'Jake Pauler Army' or officially, the Jake Pauler Militia has convened with the nuclear command of the region of Atlas to make a statement regarding the disappearance of nuclear kyver crystals from the unoriginially named 'Sith Reich' to press. After the failure of the first joint press conference in accomplishing anything of note what-so-ever, it is hoped that the officials of the Jake Pauler Army will not cringe Atlassian officials out of the conference by simultaneously dabbing.

OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT:

Bro, the name of your region's faction alone wants to make me call The Black Hawks on it.

Spicy mane, thanks for the compliment :^)

Atlas has like 260 puppets available so I don't think the Black Hawks will win anytime soon though

[Willania Imperium]

[TRANSMISSION]

"I don't know who stole it... Perhaps one of your allies? They might be spies..."

Hides crystals in pocket

[END TRANSMISSION]

[Aaronian]

PRIORITY TRANSMISSION FROM AARONIAN COMMAND:
We have no idea what you're talking about, to be honest, we don't need any of your damned crystals in the first place, we already have a good enough antimatter fleet, and those strangelet warheads as well.
That's just our opinion, our very, very honest opinion.