Step Down, future attackers

[Mr Blue Skee]

As the speaker for the Marist Federated States, I would like to say that any nukes towards our region will not be tolerated. In a defensive action, all nations in the region shall launch any weapons we have to enemy regions. Please stand down

The Leader of Mr Blue Skee (Nuclear War Speaker for the Marist Federated States

[Willania Imperium]

[TRANSMISSION]

"Since you don't seem to be a fascist or synthesizer for those god-forsaken marsupials, I say that you won't be a target for TWP. Let's keep it that way."

[END TRANSMISSION]

[Cylonarus]

"Heh. Look at that...so cute."

"Prepare the Valkyries & hydrogen bombs."

[Paxiosolange]

The Warsaw Pact understands your actions

[Western Pacific Territories]

ATLAS NUCLEAR COMMAND & JAKE PAULER ARMY PRESS RELEASE

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The nuclear command of the region of Atlas as well as various high-ranking officials of undisclosed rank (per request) in the Jake Pauler Army have issued a joint statement in response to statements by the Marist Federated States threatening nuclear destruction upon any faction who choose to launch nukes upon the Marist Federated States:

"Eh, whatever. This guy clearly is just a hater, you know what to do when you get ganged up on by the haters, right?"

"YOU DAB ON THE HATERS!"

As this statement was made in a conference room with several reporters and camera crews present, all the officials of the Jake Pauler Army present in the room stood up from their chairs and dabbed. All Atlassian officials promptly left the conference room afterwards. When prompted for a statement made on the behalf of the region of Atlas itself, officials quickly responded with the following:

"The Jake Paulers said it all. Quite frankly given what just happened in there we have no interest in speaking further."

That is all.

[Glorious ReBublic of Alevstan]

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ATLAS NUCLEAR COMMAND & JAKE PAULER ARMY PRESS RELEASE

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The nuclear command of the region of Atlas as well as various high-ranking officials of undisclosed rank (per request) in the Jake Pauler Army have issued a joint statement in response to statements by the Marist Federated States threatening nuclear destruction upon any faction who choose to launch nukes upon the Marist Federated States:

"Eh, whatever. This guy clearly is just a hater, you know what to do when you get ganged up on by the haters, right?"

"YOU DAB ON THE HATERS!"

As this statement was made in a conference room with several reporters and camera crews present, all the officials of the Jake Pauler Army present in the room stood up from their chairs and dabbed. All Atlassian officials promptly left the conference room afterwards. When prompted for a statement made on the behalf of the region of Atlas itself, officials quickly responded with the following:

"The Jake Paulers said it all. Quite frankly given what just happened in there we have no interest in speaking further."

That is all.

what a shit region, it could use a liberal application of the modstrike

[Korachia]

We will not attack you if you don't attack us. Simple, we are no enemy. We will send five missiles maximum, and only to people who are sending a shitload of missiles our way. Other resources will be used to make defences.

[Korachia]

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ATLAS NUCLEAR COMMAND & JAKE PAULER ARMY PRESS RELEASE

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[blocktext]The nuclear command of the region of Atlas as well as various high-ranking officials of undisclosed rank (per request) in the Jake Pauler Army have issued a joint statement in response to statements by the Marist Federated States threatening nuclear destruction upon any faction who choose to launch nukes upon the Marist Federated States:



As this statement was made in a conference room with several reporters and camera crews present, all the officials of the Jake Pauler Army present in the room stood up from their chairs and dabbed. All Atlassian officials promptly left the conference room afterwards. When prompted for a statement made on the behalf of the region of Atlas itself, officials quickly responded with the following:

Well, that's...interesting. But I'm glad that you will not be launching nukes. You should probably defend though.

[Nilrahrarfan]

Ah, well. You weren't worth invading anyways.

[Bohseon]

As the speaker for the Marist Federated States, I would like to say that any nukes towards our region will not be tolerated. In a defensive action, all nations in the region shall launch any weapons we have to enemy regions. Please stand down

The Leader of Mr Blue Skee (Nuclear War Speaker for the Marist Federated States

"Boy have you lost you mind because I'll help you find it, whatcha lookin' for? Ain't nobody gonna help you out there!"
-Stanley Hudson from The Office
Boy you just gathered attention from at least two different big dogs by just sayin' what ya just said.