What Herp was up too

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

When the Nukes where flying we were silent. Despite angry noises from Scootalove City on how our baseball team somehow lost getting into the postseason of the WBC we did not want to nuke anyone.

Wishing harm on anyone that we don't know would be evil. Why kill millions in a blink of an eye when you could be peaceful?

That's why we cast a sky lock barrier spell around our tropical paradise with help from our Unicorn friends.

We didn't want to partake in a harming action or be an accessory to one.

Experience Tranquility.

[Esternial]

Your sky lock barrier didn't manage to stop my ten gazillion million subterranean nukes tho. And thusly, crops shall never grow again in your nation for as long as you live.

Carthage 2.0

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Your sky lock barrier didn't manage to stop my ten gazillion million subterranean nukes tho. And thusly, crops shall never grow again in your nation for as long as you live.

Carthage 2.0

The skylock barrier is a OP PLZ NERF tier spell, it protected beneath the ground too. Because magic.

[Esternial]

Your sky lock barrier didn't manage to stop my ten gazillion million subterranean nukes tho. And thusly, crops shall never grow again in your nation for as long as you live.

Carthage 2.0

The skylock barrier is a OP PLZ NERF tier spell, it protected beneath the ground too. Because magic.

wut no yuo cant do that the sky dosnt go thru the ground stop goddmodding

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

The skylock barrier is a OP PLZ NERF tier spell, it protected beneath the ground too. Because magic.

wut no yuo cant do that the sky dosnt go thru the ground stop goddmodding

The spell blocks the ground beacuse it does. Thus the power of the OP PLZ NERF tier spells.

[Union of Socialist Alpine Republics]

The government of the Union of Socialist Alpine Republics (which is non existent because we're a new nation) would like to commend The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp for spreading love rather than nuking other nations.

[Schiltzberg]

The government of the Union of Socialist Alpine Republics (which is non existent because we're a new nation) would like to commend The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp for spreading love rather than nuking other nations.

I will second this and also add that the WBC is way more important than any April Fools' joke. I also didn't participate, partly because I was on the road and it would be inconvenient, partly because I didn't get it and didn't care enough to figure out how it worked, and partly because I saw no reason to nuke people.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

The government of the Union of Socialist Alpine Republics (which is non existent because we're a new nation) would like to commend The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp for spreading love rather than nuking other nations.

The government of the Union of Socialist Alpine Republics (which is non existent because we're a new nation) would like to commend The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp for spreading love rather than nuking other nations.

I will second this and also add that the WBC is way more important than any April Fools' joke. I also didn't participate, partly because I was on the road and it would be inconvenient, partly because I didn't get it and didn't care enough to figure out how it worked, and partly because I saw no reason to nuke people.

We the government of The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp would like to thank both governments for there commendations.

Also Baseball > nukes

[Tikawamo]

We are a kind people who would never wish for the onslaught of others with nuclear weapons.

Although we did unleash some "ravakitaFluid" grenades on a city. We're sorry, it was an accident.

[Nilrahrarfan]

We are a kind people who would never wish for the onslaught of others with nuclear weapons.

Although we did unleash some "ravakitaFluid" grenades on a city. We're sorry, it was an accident.

WHY?!