Nuclear apocalypse discussion thread

by **Cepcecic Ghost** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:32 am

Hexolo wrote:I recently read the game news and almost freaked out when I saw it. Will my country be nuked, and does anybody know what the heck is going on???

The Timer ends on April Fools....

by **The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:32 am

Hexolo wrote:I recently read the game news and almost freaked out when I saw it. Will my country be nuked, and does anybody know what the heck is going on???

It's most likely this year's April Fools Day Event. Don't be alarmed, it's a tradition on this site.

Also, this may belong in another part of the forums, but I'm not sure...

by **Gim** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:33 am

Not in this category.

by **Lautrec-** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:53 am

How nice of them to warn us of our impending doom

by **Minoa** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 4:48 am

I sense another ~~viral video game ad~~ mini-game, but I am worrying more about France than this.

by **Soldiersend Archive** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:26 am

A Humanist Resurrection wrote:
Drasnia wrote:Oh, so that's why Max had to come up with a half-assed war minigame?

jk jk at least people who've wanted war in the game will realize how stupid it is in the context of NS or it'll be really awesome and NS Staff will have cursed themselves forever by repeated requests to get it re-introduced.

Or chess.

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SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?[]

Ha! Already, a lot of people say about Issues is "that the only winning move is not to play."

by **Gurori** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:27 am

Tactical Nuke, Incoming!

by **Eublepharis** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:34 am

I think all nations and regions will be wiped, and we all have to try to rebuild.

by **Cherkov** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:36 am

They said turning the capital into a gigantic bunker was a waste of money. They all laughed at poor little Cherkov. But now there not laughing.

by **Gurori** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:47 am

In a fitting twist my region is actually on the brink of thermonuclear war.

by **Aethrys** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:47 am

Lautrec- wrote:How nice of them to warn us of our impending doom

You're only doomed if your country isn't prepared to wage and persist through a nuclear holocaust. And if you're in that category you really deserve what follows,right?

by **Osnil Returns** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:47 am

I have the strongest urge to make a Donald Trump/Nuke joke, but I will instead post a link to the Monster vs Aliens nuke joke. Do not do this in your nation, Leaders. Confusing nuclear warhead firing buttons with Latte-making buttons is a dumb idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1CxlyMoFRs

Also, if this is real:

However, I will say that the threat of nuclear war is very serious and that it should not be taken lightly. So, I will be hiding in my bunker until further notice.

by **Re-Unified Russia** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:49 am

Unified Heartless States wrote:We can finally destroy all the gay and jewish states on nationstates.

Lol

by **The Unparalleled Nation of Neo-Korea** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:50 am

Ooh, this means I might finally be able to press this big, shiny red button that's been sitting on my desk for the past year.

by **Osnil Returns** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:53 am

The Unparalleled Nation of Neo-Korea wrote:Ooh, this means I might finally be able to press this big, shiny red button that's been sitting on my desk for the past year.

Is it the same color, shape, and size as the one that makes your latte?

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:54 am

Incoming April Fools joke.

by **Mezonpotania** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:55 am

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Incoming April Fools joke.

Tactical Joke!!!!!!!!

by **Valrifell** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:57 am

Osnil Returns wrote:
The Unparalleled Nation of Neo-Korea wrote:Ooh, this means I might finally be able to press this big, shiny red button that's been sitting on my desk for the past year.

Is it the same color, shape, and size as the one that makes your latte?

Aaaaaand there goes the Middle East.

Oops.

by **Mezonpotania** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:58 am

Valrifell wrote:
Osnil Returns wrote:Is it the same color, shape, and size as the one that makes your latte?

Aaaaaand there goes the Middle East.

Oops.

Time to switch to bottle caps!!!!!!!!

by **Aromanticism** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:59 am

I'm just going to assume it's an April Fools prank.

by **Ifreann** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 5:59 am

Aromanticism wrote:I'm just going to assume it's an April Fools prank.

Yes, that's what we wanted you to think.

by **The Unparalleled Nation of Neo-Korea** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 6:00 am

Osnil Returns wrote:
The Unparalleled Nation of Neo-Korea wrote:Ooh, this means I might finally be able to press this big, shiny red button that's been sitting on my desk for the past year.

Is it the same color, shape, and size as the one that makes your latte?

...Perhaps, but I don't see how that'll possibly be a problem in the foreseeable future.

by **Osnil Returns** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 6:06 am

The Unparalleled Nation of Neo-Korea wrote:
Osnil Returns wrote:Is it the same color, shape, and size as the one that makes your latte?

...Perhaps, but I don't see how that'll possibly be a problem in the foreseeable future.

It was a Monsters vs Aliens joke. The President repeatedly mixes up the Latte button with the Nuke button. They're both gigantic red buttons.

by **Cresenthia** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 6:40 am

Osnil Returns wrote:I have the strongest urge to make a Donald Trump/Nuke joke

Was I not the only thinking that this would happen prior to Max's announcement?

by **Osnil Returns** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 6:41 am

Cresenthia wrote:
Osnil Returns wrote:I have the strongest urge to make a Donald Trump/Nuke joke

Was I not the only thinking that this would happen prior to Max's announcement?

No, but if his opponent were president, it might have.

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