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[Chrinthania]

IMMEDIATE BROADCAST BULLETIN
Tropical Storm Antonio Advisory Number 3
Meteorologica Romanus, Tempestas Praedictum, Portus Roseus
2:00PM Eastern Daylight Time/1800 UTC MON 17 June 2013


.... Depression upgraded to Tropical Storm Antonio.....

Tropical Cyclone Information

Satellite pictures and ships observations indicate that Tropical Depression One has intensified and Meteorologica Romanus has upgraded the system to tropical storm status

At 1800 UTC, the center of Tropical Storm Antonio was located near latitude 19.0 N, longitude 62.3 W, or around 85 miles (135 km) to the North-Northeast of the Northern Leeward Islands. Antonio was moving towards the West-Northwest near 24 mph (39 km/h) and this general direction is expected to continue today with a gradual slowing of forward speed. Maximum sustained winds were near 45 mph (73 km/h; 40 knots) with higher gusts. Some gradual strengthening is expected within the next 24 hours. The estimated minimum central pressure was 1001 millibars (1001 hPa; 29.56 inches). Tropical storm force winds extend outwards from the center to around 90 miles (145 km), mainly to the North and East.

Tropical Cyclone Discussion

Rainbands from Tropical Storm Antonion remain offshore of the Northern Leeward Islands.

Tropical Storm Antonio still remains under the influence of a low-pressure system to its Northwest as evidenced by the center of circulation being located to the Southwest of the main convection. This wind sheer is expected to subside in the next 24 hours and Antonio is forecast to intensify.

Antonio remains moving towards the West-Northwest around the Southwestern periphery of a mid-tropospheric high-pressure system. This ridge is expected to breakdown in the next 24-48 hours and allow the system to turn towards the Northwest with a decrease in forward speed.

Tropical Cyclone Forecast Position and Intensity Guidance

Initial: 17/1800 UTC 19.0 N 62.3 W 40 Knots (TS)
12 hour: 18/0600 UTC 20.1 N 65.4 W 45 Knots (TS)
24 hour: 18/1800 UTC 21.7 N 68.8 W 50 Knots (TS)
36 hour: 19/0600 UTC 23.4 N 71.2 W 60 Knots (TS)
48 hour: 19/1800 UTC 25.1 N 72.7 W 65 Knots (H1)
72 hour: 20/1800 UTC 28.5 N 73.5 W 75 Knots (H1)

[Chrinthania]

IMMEDIATE BROADCAST BULLETIN
Tropical Storm Antonio Advisory Number 4
Meteorologica Romanus, Tempestas Praedictum, Portus Roseus
5:00PM Eastern Daylight Time/2100 UTC MON 17 June 2013


.... Tropical Storm Antonio moving West-Northwest.....

Tropical Cyclone Information

At 2100 UTC, the center of Tropical Storm Antonio was located near latitude 19.9 N, longitude 64.0 W, or around 165 miles (265 km) to the Northeast of Tobago. Antonio was moving towards the West-Northwest near 22 mph (35 km/h) and this general direction is expected to continue today with a gradual slowing of forward speed. Maximum sustained winds were near 50 mph (85 km/h; 45 knots) with higher gusts. Some gradual strengthening is expected within the next 24 hours. The estimated minimum central pressure was 1001 millibars (1001 hPa; 29.56 inches). Tropical storm force winds extend outwards from the center to around 145 miles (230 km).

Tropical Cyclone Discussion

The Southwesterly sheer over Tropical Storm Antonio has subsided in the past two hours, deep thunderstorm activity has developed over the center of circulation, outflow is good in all quadrants, and the storm has a pronounced circulation now. Tropical-storm force winds as well as rainbands remain offshore at this time, and we currently do not expect the islands to encounter any direct effects of Antonio at this time. Wave action betwee 4-8 feet can be expected on North and Northeast facing beaches of the large Caribbean Islands.

The forecast models are beginning to show signs that Antonio should miss the major island chains between it and the North American coastline. However, beyond 72 hours, there is a divergence beginning to show between the Roman Forecast Model (RFM) and the Matritensis University Model (MUM) with the former taking Antonio due North and recurving the storm out to see, and the latter taking Antonio and moving towards the Icarian coastline. Residents along the Middle Atlantic coast of North America, along with Portus Roseus, should monitor the progress of this system

Antonio is expected to continue to strengthen and is expected to become a hurricane within in the next 24-48 hours. As the system turns towards the Northwest, it should begin to encounter the Gulf Stream after 72 hours and the forecast models are in agreement that the system should intensify steadily throughout the 3-5 day forecast period.

Tropical Cyclone Forecast Position and Intensity Guidance

Graphical Forecast Plot with 3-day track and cone of uncertainty

17/2100 UTC 19.9 N 64.0 W 45 Knots (TS)
18/0000 UTC 20.8 N 66.3 W 50 Knots (TS)
18/1200 UTC 22.0 N 68.9 W 60 Knots (TS)
19/0000 UTC 23.4 N 71.4 W 70 Knots (H1)
19/1200 UTC 24.9 N 73.0 W 85 Knots (H1)
20/1200 UTC 28.0 N 74.0 W 95 Knots (H2)

[Chrinthania]

IMMEDIATE BROADCAST BULLETIN
Tropical Storm Antonio Advisory Number 5
Meteorologica Romanus, Tempestas Praedictum, Portus Roseus
11:00PM Eastern Daylight Time MON 17 June 2013/0300 UTC TUE 18 June 2013


.... Tropical Storm Antonio intensifies as it moves West-Northwest.....

Tropical Cyclone Information

At 0300 UTC, the center of Tropical Storm Antonio was located near latitude 19.8 N, longitude 65.4 W, or around 100 miles (165 km) to the North-Northeast of Tobago. Antonio was moving towards the West-Northwest near 17 mph (28 km/h) and this general direction is expected to continue today with a gradual slowing of forward speed. Maximum sustained winds were near 60 mph (97 km/h; 55 knots) with higher gusts. Some gradual strengthening is expected within the next 24 hours. The estimated minimum central pressure was 999 millibars (999 hPa; 29.50 inches). Tropical storm force winds extend outwards from the center to around 125 miles (200 km), though somewhat to the North and East of the center. To the South and West, Tropical storm force winds extend outwards 90 miles (145 km).

Tropical Cyclone Discussion

Ship reports near the center of circulation indicate that minimum central pressure has dropped to 999 millibars (999 hPa; 29.50 in) in the last six hours as well as winds sustained around 40 knots about 30 miles to the West of the center. Infrared satellite imagery shows the strong cluster of thunderstorms--known as convection-- has intensified as well. Satellite imagery coupled with ship reports indicate that Tropical Storm Antonio has strengthen and the maximum sustained winds have been increased to 55 knots. This makes Tropical Storm Antonio a strong tropical storm. Antonio is expected to become a hurricane tomorrow.

Forecast reasoning remains the same. The system is currently being steered around a mid-tropospheric ridge of high pressure in the Atlantic. A low pressure trough that had been impeding rapid development earlier has moved towards the North-Northwest and no longer affects the storm. The upper-level conditions are expected to remain favorable for development throughout the forecast period and steady strengthening is forecast by most global models. Antonio is expected to make a turn towards the Northwest sometime in the next 48 hours. However, the Matritensis University Model continues to move the system farther to the West than most and, with such a reliable model indicating this direction, the forecast team is forced to adjust their forecast track to the left of the previous advisory.

It should be noted that within 5 days, Antonio is forecast to become a major hurricane (Category 3 or higher) and be near the Middle Atlantic Coast of North America, specifically Icarie. Persons along the forecast track should monitor the progress of this storm. Wave heights of 5-10 feet could be felt along North-facing beaches of Tobago.


Tropical Cyclone Forecast Position and Intensity Guidance

Graphical Forecast Plot with 3-day track and cone of uncertainty

18/0300 UTC 19.8 N 65.4 W 55 Knots (TS)
18/1200 UTC 20.4 N 67.6 W 65 Knots (H1)
19/0000 UTC 21.0 N 70.3 W 70 Knots (H1)
19/1200 UTC 22.0 N 72.5 W 80 Knots (H1)
20/0000 UTC 23.5 N 74.5 W 90 Knots (H2)
21/0000 UTC 26.5 N 76.5 W 100 Knots (H3)

[Chrinthania]

IMMEDIATE BROADCAST BULLETIN
Tropical Storm Antonio Advisory Number 5
Meteorologica Romanus, Tempestas Praedictum, Portus Roseus
5:00M Eastern Daylight Time /0900 UTC TUE 18 June 2013


.... Tropical Storm Antonio nearing Hurricane strength.....

Tropical Cyclone Information

At 0300 UTC, the center of Tropical Storm Antonio was located near latitude 20.6 N, longitude 66.7 W, or around 200 miles (330 km) to the North of Tobago. Antonio was moving towards the West-Northwest near 17 mph (28 km/h) and this general direction is expected to continue today with a gradual slowing of forward speed. Maximum sustained winds were near 70 mph (113 km/h; 60 knots) with higher gusts. Some gradual strengthening is expected within the next 24 hours. The estimated minimum central pressure was 997 millibars (997 hPa; 29.44 inches). Tropical storm force winds extend outwards from the center to around 150 miles (242 km).

Tropical Cyclone Discussion

In the last three hours, the newest model runs are beginning to point at a frontal system that is currently in Western North America coming towards the Atlantic coast of North America in the next 3-4 days just as Antonio begins to near the area. In the latest model runs, forecast tracks have shifted slightly towards the right, or North and East, of the previous forecast. However, since this is just one model at this point, we will keep the current official forecast as an update of the previous one unless the newly-shifted forecast tracks persist.

Antonio is forecast to become a hurricane later today as it moves in a general West-Northwest direction today and tomorrow before reaching the western edge of a mid-tropospheric high pressure system anchored over the Central North Atlantic. Antonio should turn more towards the Northwest after 48 hours. Intensity forecasts are in excellent agreement that Antonio will be a major hurricane by 72 hours.

Residents in Icarie should monitor the progress of this storm.

Tropical Cyclone Forecast Position and Intensity Guidance

Graphical Forecast Plot with 3-day track and cone of uncertainty

18/0600 UTC 20.6 N 66.7 W 60 Knots (TS)
18/1200 UTC 21.3 N 69.0 W 70 Knots (H1)
19/0000 UTC 22.0 N 71.3 W 80 Knots (H1)
19/1200 UTC 23.0 N 73.5 W 90 Knots (H2)
20/0000 UTC 24.0 N 75.0 W 95 Knots (H2)
21/0000 UTC 26.5 N 76.5 W 100 Knots (H3)

[Chrinthania]

IMMEDIATE BROADCAST BULLETIN
Hurricane Antonio Advisory Number 7
Meteorologica Romanus, Tempestas Praedictum, Portus Roseus
5:00pM Eastern Daylight Time /2100 UTC TUE 18 June 2013


....Antonio Upgraded to Hurricane, Aims for Icarie.....

Tropical Cyclone Information

At 2100 UTC, the center of Hurricane Antonio was located near latitude 22.0 N, longitude 68.0 W, or around 1000 miles (1610 km) to the Southeast of Wilmington, New Anglia. Antonio was moving towards the Northwest near 17 mph (28 km/h) and this general direction is expected to continue today with a gradual slowing of forward speed. Maximum sustained winds were near 80 mph (129 km/h; 70 knots) with higher gusts. Some gradual strengthening is expected within the next 24 hours. The estimated minimum central pressure was 987 millibars (987 hPa; 29.15 inches). Hurricane force winds extend outwards 35 miles (55 kilometers) from the center and tropical storm force winds extend outwards from the center to around 175 miles (280 km).

Tropical Cyclone Discussion

Antonio began the day with a sharp drop in central pressure during the late morning and into the early afternoon as reported by ship reports nearby. Satellite representation is excellent in all quadrants, and it appears that an eye wall has started forming. Due to this information, we have upgraded Antonio to hurricane strenth.

The latest model runs show a frontal boundary crossing into the central plains of North America. This frontal boundary should move towards Icarie over the next two days and begin to stall out over the Appalachian Mountains due to the mid-tropospheric high pressure anchored over the central North Atlantic. This should provide Antonio with a channel towards the Icarian coastline within three or four days. Forecast models, at this point, are in excellent agreement on this scenario. Antonio is moving around the Southwestern side of this high pressure ridge over the Atlantic and has turned towards the Northwest. This motion is expected to continue over the next several days. The forecast track has been adjusted to the right, or North of, the previous forecast.

Forecast intensity models indicate that Antonio could strengthen to major category status as it approaches the Middle Atlantic coast of North America. With upper level conditions favorable for development, along with warm ocean water temperatures ahead of the system, there is no reason to assume the forecast models could be wrong. This is reflected in the intensity forecast.

Residents in Icarie should begin preparations to protect life and property from this storm.

Tropical Cyclone Forecast Position and Intensity Guidance

Graphical Forecast Plot with 3-day track and cone of uncertainty

18/2100 UTC 22.0 N 68.0 W 70 Knots (H1)
19/0000 UTC 24.1 N 70.3 W 80 Knots (H1)
19/1200 UTC 26.9 N 72.1 W 90 Knots (H2)
20/0000 UTC 27.4 N 73.6 W 100 Knots (H3)
20/1200 UTC 29.0 N 75.0 W 105 Knots (H3)
21/1200 UTC 31.5 N 76.5 W 115 Knots (H4)

[Chrinthania]

IMMEDIATE BROADCAST BULLETIN
Hurricane Antonio Advisory Number 8
Meteorologica Romanus, Tempestas Praedictum, Portus Roseus
11:00PM Eastern Daylight Time TUE 18 June 2013/0300 UTC WED 19 June 2013


....Antonio moving Northwest, Hurricane Watches issued.....

Tropical Cyclone Information

At 0300 UTC, the government of Icarie has issued a Tropical Storm Watch from the Savannah River northward to Charleston Harbor, Mavisonia.

At 0300 UTC, the government of Icarie has issued a Hurricane Watch from north of Charleston Harbor to the New Anglia/Virginia border including the Albemarle and Pamlico sounds.

The center of Hurricane Antonio was located near latitude 23.1 N, longitude 69.0 W, or around 950 miles (1530 km) to the Southeast of Wilmington, New Anglia. Antonio was moving towards the Northwest near 17 mph (28 km/h) and this general direction is expected to continue for the next several days. Maximum sustained winds were near 85 mph (139 km/h; 75 knots) with higher gusts. Some gradual strengthening is expected within the next 24 hours. The estimated minimum central pressure was 983 millibars (983 hPa; 29.03 inches). Hurricane force winds extend outwards 50 miles (80 kilometers) from the center and tropical storm force winds extend outwards from the center to around 175 miles (280 km).

Tropical Cyclone Discussion

The government of Icarie has issued tropical cyclone advisories for a large portion of their Southeastward-facing coastal areas. Residents along the Icarian coastline should begin preparations to protect life and property.

A potential dangerous situation is beginning to unfold. First, Antonio is moving over waters slightly above the threshold needed for tropical cyclones to intensify. Antonio is forecast to continue to intensify gradually over the next several days. Second, by day three, Antonio will be over the Gulf Stream Waters, with considerably higher heat content and forecast models have, for the last several runs, reflected a more rapid intensification as Antonio nears the Mavisonia and New Anglia coastlines. Forecast models indicate this storm could be a dangerous and deadly Category 4 hurricane if it makes landfall. Third, a frontal system continues to press towards the coastline of Icarie. The area between the front and the mid-tropospheric ridge will be the only avenue Antonio has in which to move.

The timing of the frontal system is the most crucial forecast point. If the front moves far enough eastward, it will help to erode the western-edge of the main steering current--the high pressure system that Antonio has been following since its genesis. Forecast models remain determined to wash out the front somewhere either over the Appalachian Mountains, or just to their East in the Piedmont region of Mavisonia, New Anglia, and Virginia. The former scenario would give Antonio a path to make landfall, potentially, in Northeastern Mavisonia. The latter scenario would cause Antonio to veer more Northward prior to landfall and take the system into New Anglia. However, if the front does not wash out before reaching the coastline, it is very possible that Antonio would be blocked from making landfall. The forecast models have been favoring a scenario where the front washes out just over, or past, the mountains and bringing Antonio into the Icarian coastline near the Mavisonia and New Anglia border area.

At this time, we stress that a hurricane is not a single point on a map. Effects of the storm could be felt for several hundred miles in either direction of the eye. Residents along the Icarian coastline should prepare for a direct hit from a powerful hurricane in the next few days.

Tropical Cyclone Forecast Position and Intensity Guidance

Graphical Forecast Plot with 3-day track and cone of uncertainty

INITIAL: 23.1 N 69.0 W 75 Knots (H1)
19/1200 UTC 25.1 N 71.1 W 85 Knots (H2)
20/0000 UTC 26.4 N 72.7 W 95 Knots (H2)
20/1200 UTC 27.9 N 73.9 W 100 Knots (H3)
21/0000 UTC 29.5 N 75.5 W 105 Knots (H3)
21/1200 UTC 31.0 N 77.0 W 115 Knots (H4)
22/1200 UTC:33.0 N 78.0 W 125 Knots (H4)

[Chrinthania]

IMMEDIATE BROADCAST BULLETIN
Hurricane Antonio Advisory Number 20
Meteorologica Romanus, Tempestas Praedictum, Portus Roseus
5:00AM Eastern Daylight Time SAT 22 June 2013/0900 UTC


....Extremely Dangerous Category 4 Antonio Moves Towards Icarian Coastline.....

Tropical Cyclone Information

Hurricane Warning:

• Murrell's Inlet, Mavisonia to the New Anglia/Virginia Border
• Albemarle Sound
• Pamlico Sound

Tropical Storm Warning/Hurricane Watch:

• New Anglia/Virginia Border to Ocean City, Virginia
• Chesapeake Bay south of Smith Point
• Tidal James River
• Tidal York River
• Tidal Rappahannock River

The center of Hurricane Antonio was located near latitude 29.5 N, longitude 78.0 W, or around 340 miles to the South of Wilmington, New Anglia. Antonio was moving towards the North-Northwest around 16 mph and this general direction is expected to continue today with a gradual turn towards the North and a slow down in forward speed. Maximum sustained winds were near 150 mph (130 knots) with higher gusts. Some fluctuations in intensity are expected as is normal with storms of this magnitude. Hurricane force winds extend outwards up to 100 miles from the center. Tropical storm force winds extend outwards up to 215 miles from the center. The minimum central pressure as recorded by Hurricane Hunter aircraft was 921 millibars (921 hPa; 27.20 inches)

Tropical Cyclone Discussion

Antonio went through a period of rapid deepening overnight with the minimum central pressure falling from 951 millibars to 938 millibars in a period of 6 hours. The Gulf Stream waters have been very generous to the system. Intensity fluctuations are normal for a system of this power, but there is no reason to believe that it would not intensify to a rare Category 5 hurricane before landfall along the Icarian coastline.

Antonio continues to move between a Frontal boundary which has stalled out in Western Icarie and the Mid Atlantic high pressure system. Forecast models are in excellent agreement that Antonio will turn more due North later today or tonight and slow down as it approaches the coastline. Residents in the warning area should complete all procedures to protect life and property immediately. Time is running out. After Antonio strikes the coastline, the storm should then be forced to the North-Northeast or Northeast sometime on Sunday as the Mid Atlantic High weakens and allows the stalled frontal boundary to move farther to the East. Forecast models differ slightly on just when this happens, though the general consensus is that it should exit the coastline as a much weaker hurricane either in Northeastern New Anglia or Southeastern Virginia.

A Hurricane Warning may be required for parts of the Virginia coastline tomorrow or Sunday.

Mandatory Evacuation Orders:

State of New Anglia:

The following counties are under mandatory evacuation orders: Brunswick, Camden, Carteret, Chowan, Currituck, Dare, Hyde, New Hanover, Onslow, Pamlico, Pasquotank, Pender, Tyrrell, and Washington. This constitutes all coastal counties in the State of New Anglia.

State of Mavisonia:

The following counties are under mandatory evacuation orders: Horry.

State of Virginia:

The following counties are under mandatory evacuation orders: None.

[The Shambles]

Shambles fishermen 'halted at Walmington port': Claim

The Department for the Environment, Agriculture and Food [DEAF] has reacted with 'measured trepidation' at news that up to three Shambles-registered vessels have been halted by Walmington-on-Sea officials off the eastern coast. A DEAF spokesman confirmed to The Voice that the blockade may already be into its third day, with misunderstandings over the maximum permitted catch of cod by fixed gear and mobile crews.

Whilst relations between the Shambles and W-o-S remain strong, recent wholesale price reductions in imported tea from Asian and African territories has led to questions in the Senate about whether the Department for Trade and Industry or the Treasury have negotiated terms which are future-proofed. No comment was forthcoming about what had caused the cod fisherman's fleet to the grounded or a time-scale for its release.


"The Voice"

[The Shambles]

Shambles blockade over 'mere handfuls' of cod is 'embarassing'

A diplomatic tit-for-tat over 'mere handfuls' of cod has entered its fourth day, with neither Shambolicue nor Walmingtonian spokespersons fully aware of how to handle the issue or responses.

Available stocks of the popular fish along the east and north-east coast fell in a thirty year period to 1992 from millions to thousands^Source, making any accusations of over-fishing, particularly from foreign trawlers and boats are taken very seriously. It has been ascertained that the amount claimed to have been over-fished by Shambles trawlers may amount to 'mere handfuls', as the area is one of the least fished in the territory^Source.

A spokesperson for the Fisheries ministry within DEAF wished to quash media concerns that the fishermen were somehow stranded or worse, calling 'misguided' claims that they had forbidden from working. "The amount of stock concerned is tiny. The process of exporting fish from Walmington territories to Shambles has been worked out over many years, meaning processes already exist to help iron out any differences or disagreements," said a DEAF press release.

Reports from within Walmington territory itself suggest public attitudes towards foreign fishermen have hardened over recent years, as employment opportunities for local men collapsed. Local trawlermen have complained before about non-nationals overfishing in territorial waters.

[The Shambles]

Statement by Secretary of State for Department for the Environment, Agriculture and Food.

Mr Speaker, with permission I would like to make a statement on the incident off the coast of Cumberland three days ago, in which three Shambolicue trawlers were seized by Walmington officials acting on advice by local fishermen.

The information received at the time was scarce and, to be honest to the Senate, barely credible. The Shambles is permitted to fish in a number of foreign territorial waters, including Walmington's north-eastern coast, and this has been the case for many years. I have been in communication with the Walmington government who have apologised for the three-day seizure of Shambolicue equipment and men, but they also made it clear that their own review into this incident suggested that the trawlers had been guilty of two discrepancies: over-fishing cod in a protected area, and fishing too far from agreed territory. I have expressed the view of the Government that both of those claims may not be accurate.

The three trawlers have been based within Walmington territory for approximately one month, Mr Speaker, and transfer their catches, including cod, to a fourth, registered under the name Rasan. This forth was not involved in the seizure, and I understand it will be returning to Port Macedon within the next twenty-four hours.

Quotas for cod fishing off Walmington are far below those allowed by European countries, and as such are strictly controlled. I understand that the measured capture is within the acceptable quota taken over the two days that the Shambles crews were observed.

Further investigations will be undertaken into this incident, Mr Speaker, and I will ensure that the whole Senate is kept up to date. We are proud of our good relations with Walmington and hope this will not sour those relations going forward.

[The Shambles]

Monthly Narcotic Shipments pass 'with fewer discrepancies than normal'

Police and customs officials were once again out in force at Port Macedon for the monthly arrival of The Shambles' most controversial import; marijuana, opiates and cocaine. Macedon Police Force Deputy Commissioner (Tepstag Comisonet) Hundrí Onád confirmed that most of the shipments had passed the regulations contained within the three related legislative regulations; the Customs Act 1980 (as amended), the Narcotics, Imported Goods and Medicines Act 1984, and the Police, Crime and Social Order Act 1990.

"We've always maintained that the import of narcotics and opiates must be closely regulated and once again my colleagues have proved themselves more than able for that job," Onád continued. "I'm happy that the total number of suspected over-quota smuggling tonight has been reported at its lowest rate for years, with the crews of those ships suspected of attempted smuggling being questioned in separate police stations."

Following the partial legalisation of drug use in The Shambles, the monthly import of substances from across the world causes much controversy and complaint. But the amount of money involved has always been used by the Treasury to justify the contentious policy, one which no mainstream party has hinted would be repealed.

The import of opiates from the Federated Islamic States (FIS) was increased to a maximum yearly net value of Cym. 48,500,260,000 (approx. $403.5 m), following constructive talks between the two governments. Customs officials at Port Macedon tonight confirmed that the import on the FIS-registered vessel was within the agreed increased quota. Concerns remain about the viability of opiate imports following a review by the Department of Health into addiction programmes, for which funding has recently been reduced.

[Walmington on Sea]

The Bugle: Cod Wars Latest
Sir Harold Snoad for the government

Rumblings on the Crescent this evening give cause to believe that the three Shambolicue trawlers detained at Tilting harbour off the north of Albion will soon be headed for home, their crews along with the bulk of their catch and cargo still aboard, so, one may well ask, why all the fuss in the first place?

It does appear that the vessels were challenged by the Home Fleet in the person of Quick Class mid-shore patrol craft HMS Qui Vive after English fishermen lodged a series of complaints with the Environment Agency. These long-running complaints traditionally relate to alleged quota violations and can be hard to substantiate, often appearing to be tit-for-tat with similar allegations returned by Shambolicue captains, but in recent weeks the protests have related increasingly to territorial violations and aggressive behaviour at sea.

It is for these reasons that the Admiralty has involved itself. Any suspected breach of Walmingtonian sovereignty is cause enough, one may justly argue, for military involvement in any question, but the more pertinent truth in this particular case may be that the reportedly altered behaviour of some foreign -specifically Shambolicue- vessels piqued the suspicions of security boffins.

We may expect to hear shortly, should Macedon press the issue, that these three trawlers have been subject to searches pursuant not of a few pounds of over-catch but of rather more dubious contraband.

And from The Standard-
*Third Ashes Test preview
-Is there enough rain in England to save Aussies from whitewash?
*Babyshambles: inside a micro-state's deepening addiction
-Does the average Shambolicue consume more than £1,000 worth of heroin each year, and what could Hotan's cut be?
*Tar sands projects expand in Worcestershire amid aboriginal protests
-Coming soon to Warwickshire

[Chrinthanium]

Chrinthani Headlines

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Hooter's Bill Reaches Floor, Debate Begins This Morning

ATLANTA - HR 2013-198D is a bill proposed by two Georgia lawmakers pushing for women to have the right to go topless in public. According to Representatives Anthony Paventi, a Liberal Party member from Southeastern Georgia, and Representative Frank Thomas, a Liberal Party member from the Atlanta area, women have, "been far too long shackled under an unfair and imperfect government-mandated morality clause." The bill faced its fare share of hecklers and chuckles as it was presented, however, the so-called "Hooter's Bill" has passed the Culture Committee's vote and is being presented to the House of Representatives for debate today. It is expected the bill will not pass.

White Boardshorts Banned From Vero Beach

VERO BEACH, FL - Lawmakers in Vero Beach voted unanimously yesterday to ban white boardshorts from their beaches. According to Mayor Sheila Boyd (C-FL), "After an unfortunate incident when a gentleman stepped out of the water and simultaneously flashed a Christian Youth Group, we've decided to err on the side of caution." According to local surfer Robbie Tanner, "They totally just go transparent, man. You cannot go commando in white boardies. That's no bueno!" Civil rights groups plan to challenge the 4-3 city council decision in the courts stating that outlawing white boardshorts is a violation of freedom of expression.

Record Heat Settled In

Meteorologists at the National Weather Service are predicting the hottest week of the summer for much of the nation, the only exception being the Florida peninsula. High temperatures should top out between 35-39C (95-102F) for interior sections and coastal sections as well as the Florida peninsula should reach between 32-36C (90-94F) for daytime highs over the next few days. Forecasters have issued heat warnings for much of Georgia and Alabama where exceptionally high humidity could push the heat index up over 45C (113F).

Also Reported:
-Emperor Nathaniel to visit Key West, scheduled to speak at Gay Pride rally
-President Ellison approval numbers remain stead near 56%, stable economy and lower crime rates credited
-Cod Wars? According to Senator Rebecca Peterson (L-MS), both The Shambles and Walmington are acting like "cold fish"
-Scorpion Entertainment, the largest pornographic films company in Chrinthania reports 2nd quarter earnings of just under 1 billion
-93 year old wins Florida State Lottery for 150 million, dies of a heart attack after being awarded the money

[The Shambles]

"Drug Tub" arrests: no charges, say Macedon police

Macedon Police and the Shambles national prosecutor have confirmed that two men arrested at separate addresses in Egramont over alleged drug smuggling charges have been released without charge. The two men were on board a trawler temporarily grounded in Walmington waters after local concerns about over-fishing. The incident was cleared following almost a week and caused temporary friction between the two countries.

On arrival into Port Macedon the trawlers were boarded by customs officials who cleared the crew of any suspicion. This was followed later on the same day by the arrests. Police confirmed that the 43- and 39- year old men had earlier convictions for smuggling heroin and cocaine out of The Shambles three years ago, for which they received fines. A temporary ban on boarding, captaining, or otherwise travelling on vessels outside Shambolicue waters ended at the start of the year.

In a printed statement, Macedon Police confirmed that they were satisfied that no narcotic substances could have been taken into Shambles over the allowed limits. Talks between The Shambles' law enforcement and customs officials and their counterparts in Walmington continue.

[Reino do Brazil]

Elections in Reino do Brazil

The current Prime-Minister Francisco de Melo is almost certain, going to continue in office for four more years (6Months). Melo has created the National Health Service and has been reforming the Education system.
Adriana Freire, Conservative declares that the tax burden on the people has become impossible to cope and that the system as it stands is simply
not sustainable. Melo knows that he will have to cut on taxes and reform a lot more than the Education system.

[The Shambles]

Food shortage is "potential national disgrace"

The head of The Shambles' farmers and agricultural union has spoken out against government policy following fears from producers that increased demands on food could lead to a shortage across the nation in the coming years. Aldá Brompt of the Union of National Food Producers and Farmers (NFPaF) ridiculed the latest round of 'green quotas' as 'the easy world paperwork overtaking the challenging reality of hard work'.

Brompt pointed to the reduction in crops over the last 18 months, including potato and kale yields in the south of the country, as proving the current 'green quota' as unworkable. Across half-a-dozen farms in the town of Bula Do food producers have agreed to share land and livestock in the face of decreasing orders from larger cities. Macedon customers, including the nation's largest commercial shops and businesses, have made up to 50% less orders than a year ago, Brompt claims, blaming the rise in convenience foods in addition to government policy. "If the reports I have heard about the lack of food and diary produce from one part of the country is accurate, then we're coming towards a national disgrace, a complete scandal," Mr Brompt said.

The NFPaF warning comes three months after District Councillors in Ygli Tent publicised the 'closure' of the village of Púnzim, where eighty percent of inhabitants worked in food production or on the land. The failure of crops was traced to a new variant of pesticide which has subsequently been discontinued.

The Department for Agriculture and Fisheries has not commented on Mr Brompt's concerns.

[Beddgelert]

Y Bardos
A Geletian Voice in Exile - Gwladbrog:

Now It's 'War'-War!
Border restrictions increase as inter-communal violence spreads throughout Saimonas

Battle at Dinasbrenos - Clans Muster to Confront Central Government Troops
Macedonian Greek rebels, Geletian Clans join forces

Thick and fast come the reports from Geletia's south-eastern corner, painting an increasingly clear picture of a full scale revolt against Akink, or, from another perspective, of the beginning of resistance by the Republic against a Chivoist coup.

Y Bardos has been able to ascertain through numerous sources on both sides of the incident that a large force of the Imperial Guard -that is, restyled Republican Guard- possibly counting up to three thousand personnel, was engaged on the western outskirts of the Cornitouti capital by an even larger body comprising Cartreflu, local conscript units, and other ad hoc forces including clansmen and Macedonian Greeks, and completely over-run. Unconfirmed eyewitness reports state that Sopworth ApGraeme, elected head of the Cornitouti tribe and, until Chivo's unilateral declaration of the Second Geletian Empire, President of the Republic of Cornitoutia, was present at the battle and may have been killed while leading a so-called 'highland charge' that broke through Imperial lines and enabled the subsequent slaughter.

Rumours of Sopworth's death and of the arrest of his mother, half-Nibelung Igo Clan matriarch Vera, have brought Communists and Republicans on to the streets in other tribal divisions across Geletia, with reports of clashes between protesters and security forces coming from Cathrachbán, Gwehelog, Porthmadog, and even some suburbs of Akink, where work at the massive Gwydd Works, the so-called 'Krupp of Geletia', has apparently ground to a halt amidst protests and recriminations.

Geletia Buying Gandvian Jets?
Dock workers, security forces clash over refusal to unload arms

Dock workers in the Briganti city of Isurion, one of Geletia's most important Adriatic ports, have been violently dispersed by armed police and soldiers after some apparently refused to work in a show of solidarity with protests across the nation. Rumours that several cargo vessels entering the harbour were delivering 'game-changing' VL-39 fighter jets appear to have played a part in the timing of the strike, and the heaviness of the state's immediate response may give some credence to such speculation.

The Valtion Lentokonetehtaat 39 is Gandvik's most formidable fighter type, larger and in some respects more capable than Geletian-built combat jets, which are mostly single-engine light-fighter models, where as the VL-39 is a heavy fighter powered by two huge turbofans. Numerous sub-types exist, specialised for air superiority, training, or multi-role missions, and the aircraft is typically regarded as Gandvik's nearest match to the top western fighters such as the Arnan, flown by Nibelunc's air force, or the Valendian Rafale.

Workers have apparently been bussed in amidst tight security in order to unload the contentious cargo, which -if comprised as rumoured- promises to significantly bolster Geletian air defence capabilities, the bulk of which presently rest on the DAG-21 Waywffon, a light fighter derived from a Tsag-lead programme dating to the 1950s.

Mass Killings in Former Tsalland Escalate as Slav Militias Fight Back
Operation Barbastél 'now a national-level conflict'

Despite the upheaval in Geletia-proper and the emergence of aggressive opposition to Chivo's Social Democrats and his Saimonas-wide empire in the making, in the recently created (and as yet internationally unrecognised) Kingdom of Dubeanach the take-over of security forces and cartreflu militias by the King has only seen an intensification of 'Celticisation' and a hardening of Geletian opinion.

Brenin Adiatorics (King Adiatorix), former head of the armed forces in Beddgelert and an experienced field commander, now rules on Akink's behalf a land home to an estimated 7.8 million people... down from 8,685,195 recorded in the Geletian zone when, fewer than four years ago, the Grand Duchy of Tsalland was partitioned. While enduring an estimated over all decline of some 850,000 persons, Dubeanach (recognised instead as the Republic of Tsagija by most nations party to the Nibelung-brokered treaty that ended the Short War between the then Beddgelert and Tsalland) has seen its Celtic population rise from a few thousands to a reported 1.05 million as waves of migrants take up the offer of new land and property, appropriated en masse from the Slavic majority.

Leaks originating with foreign activists who in the past managed to gain access through an ever more tightly controlled border, Tsag refugees claiming to be in contact with friends and relatives still in Dubeanach, as well as English satellite imagery and Roman military intelligence reports have long suggested a policy of assimilating Slavic lands claimed for centuries by Geletian chauvinists. But while Portmeirion insist that the rapid rise of the population's Celtic element is down 'in large part' to Greeks, Slavs, Jews, and others 'embracing the authentic culture of the Saimonas' and effectively 'converting', Y Bardos has been contacted by California-based 'hacktivists' who have provided chilling -if as yet unsubstantiated- evidence of racially-targeted killing organised at the national level and conducted on an 'industrial' scale.


Image obtained via Californian web hackers; presented to Y Bardos with the claim that it was initially uploaded by Geletian military personnel revelling in their bombardment of Tsag 'squatters' in Dubeanach and since removed by official censors; certainly the guns pictured are of the Geletian 'Arman' type, and the setting appears consistent with the western Saimonas; Akink claims that the image is of an exercise in near-by Scordiscia, and freely available in army recruiting material until recently

Certainly we know that close to 1.8 million fewer people in Dubeanach self-identify as Tsag or otherwise Slavic than was the case in the same lands in 2010, a time frame that has seen emigration strictly controlled by Celea and Akink, and certainly there has been an over-all decline in population in spite of at least some statistically significant Geletian settlement in the occupied territory.

[The Shambles]

Ogland politicians end two-day visit

A two-day visit by the Chairman of Ogland and a cross-party delegation of politicians has concluded. Although no new agendas were signed, the talks were considered constructive, including agreements on livestock health checks and border controls.

No official word was released on the ongoing concern within Ogland with regards to taxation and Shambolicue controls on imports, or the "textbook-gate" scandal which initially threatened to overshadow the visit.

Further talks between The Shambles and its protectorate neighbour will be made in October when a delegation of Shambolicue politicians visit the islands for two days.

[The Shambles]

The Ogland Agriculture Directorate is pleased to report that livestock levels have been recorded at their highest numbers in decades. The confidence the country has in its own food resources remains buoyant, ensuring a further relaxation in reliance on imports from The Shambles, particularly important following that nation's requested increase in fees and taxes.

[Chrinthanium]

Tropical Depression #2 Advisory #1
Tropical Cyclone Forecast Center, Miami, Chrinthania
11:00AM CT 25 Aug 2013/1500 UTC 25 Aug 2013

...TROPICAL DEPRESSION FORMS NORTH OF TOBAGO...


Tropical Cyclone Information

Position: 20.7N 67.3W
Relative Location: 175 miles North of Tobago
Relative Location: 890 miles Southeast of Miami
Maximum Sustained Winds: 30 Knots (35mph... 55 km/h)
Movement: Northwest at 11 knots (13mph... 21 km/h)
Minimum Central Pressure: 1003 millibars (29.63 inches)


Current Tropical Cyclone Watches and Warnings

Interests in Chrinthania should monitor the progress of this system. Watches may be required for a portion of the Chrinthani coastline tomorrow.


Current Outlook and Discussion

Satellite imagery along with ships reports indicate that a tropical disturbance North of Tobago has become a tropical cyclone.

As of 11:00 AM Chrinthani Time (1500 UTC) the center of Tropical Depression Two was located near latitude 20.7N and longitude 67.3W. This location was around 175 miles North of Tobago and around 890 miles Southeast of Miami. The depression is moving towards the Northwest near 13 mph (21 km/h). The depression is expected to continue to move towards the Northwest for the next several days. On this track, the depression could be near the Chrinthani coastline by Tuesday. Residents from Miami to Myrtle Beach should monitor the progress of this system.

Maximum sustained winds were near 35 mph (55 km/h) with higher gusts. Strengthening is forecast during the next 48 hours and the depression is expected to become a hurricane by Tuesday morning.

The estimated minimum central pressure was 1003 millibars (hPa) or 29.62 inches (inhg).


Current Projected Hazards to Land

Potential heavy rainfall and gale-force winds along the Chrinthani coastline beginning Monday night or Tuesday morning with a 10% chance of landfall within 72 hours.

Next Advisory

The next complete advisory will be issued by the Tropical Cyclone Forecast Center around 5:00 PM Chrinthani Time (2100 UTC).

*****
Jonathan Pike
Associate Forecaster, TCFC Miami

[Chrinthanium]

Tropical Storm Bea Advisory #2
Tropical Cyclone Forecast Center, Miami, Chrinthania
5:00PM CT 25 Aug 2013/2100 UTC 25 Aug 2013

...TROPICAL DEPRESSION BECOMES SECOND NAMED STORM OF THE SEASON...


Tropical Cyclone Information

Position: 21.6N 68.0W
Relative Location: 250 miles (400 km) North of Tobago
Relative Location: 825 miles (1325 km) Southeast of Miami
Maximum Sustained Winds: 35 Knots (40mph... 65 km/h)
Movement: Northwest at 11 knots (13mph... 21 km/h)
Minimum Central Pressure: 1000 millibars (29.53 inches)


Current Tropical Cyclone Watches and Warnings

Interests in Chrinthania should monitor the progress of this system. Watches may be required for a portion of the Chrinthani coastline tomorrow.


Current Outlook and Discussion

As of 5:00PM Chrinthani Time (2100 UTC), the center of Tropical Storm Bea was centered near 21.6N 68.0W. This location is around 250 miles (400 km) North of Tobago, and is also around 825 miles (1325 km) Southeast of Miami. Maximum sustained winds have increased to 40 mph (65 km/h) making this a minimal tropical storm. Tropical storm force winds extend outwards up to 125 miles from the center. Estimated minimum central pressure is 1000 millibars or 29.53 inches of mercury. Tropical Storm Bea is moving towards the Northwest at around 11 knots (13 mph...21 km/h) and this motion is expected to continue for the next few days as Bea moves around the Southwestern edge of the Mid-Atlantic Ocean high pressure system.

Tropical Storm Bea is forecast to become a hurricane Monday night or Tuesday morning.


Current Projected Hazards to Land

Potential heavy rainfall and gale-force winds along the Chrinthani coastline beginning Monday night or Tuesday morning with a 10% chance of landfall within 72 hours. Watches and/or warnings may be required for portions of the Chrinthani coast within the next 24 hours.

Next Advisory

The next complete advisory will be issued by the Tropical Cyclone Forecast Center around 11:00 PM Chrinthani Time (0300 UTC).

*****
Anthony Viccaro
Associate Forecaster, TCFC Miami

[Chrinthanium]

Tropical Storm Bea Advisory #4
Tropical Cyclone Forecast Center, Miami, Chrinthania
5:00AM CT 26 Aug 2013/0900 UTC 25 Aug 2013

...TROPICAL STORM BEA STRENGTHENS, WATCHES ISSUED FOR PORTIONS OF CHRINTHANI COAST...


Tropical Cyclone Information

Position: 23.5N 69.3W
Relative Location: 700 miles (1125 km) East-Southeast of Miami
Relative Location: 915 miles (1470 km) Southeast of Charleston
Maximum Sustained Winds: 50 Knots (55mph... 95 km/h)
Movement: Northwest at 11 knots (13mph... 21 km/h)
Minimum Central Pressure: 996 millibars (29.41 inches)


Current Tropical Cyclone Watches and Warnings

The Chrinthani Weather Service has issued a HURRICANE WATCH from Altamaha Sound, Georgia to Little River Inlet, Piedmont and a TROPICAL STORM WATCH from South of Altamaha Sound, Georgia to St Augustine, Florida. A Hurricane Watch means hurricane conditions are possible in the watch area within 48 hours. A Tropical Storm Watch means tropical storm conditions are possible within the watch area within 48 hours.

Residents in the watch areas should begin procedures to protect life and property immediately.


Current Outlook and Discussion

As of 5:00AM Chrinthani Time (0900 UTC), the center of Tropical Storm Bea was centered near 23.5N 69.3W. This location is around 700 miles East-Southeast of Miami, and is also around 915 miles Southeast of Charleston. Maximum sustained winds have increased to 55 mph (95 km/h) making this a moderate tropical storm. Tropical storm force winds extend outwards up to 155 miles from the center. Estimated minimum central pressure is 996 millibars or 29.41 inches of mercury. Tropical Storm Bea is moving towards the Northwest at around 11 knots (13 mph...21 km/h) and this motion is expected to continue for the next few days as Bea moves around the Southwestern edge of the Mid-Atlantic Ocean high pressure system.

Tropical Storm Bea is forecast to become a hurricane today.

Forecast models are in excellent agreement that Tropical Storm Bea will continue to move in a general Northwest direction and near the Georgia or Piedmont coastlines within 48 hours as a hurricane as the system continues to move around the Southwestern periphery of a strong Mid-Atlantic high pressure system. This motion is expected to continue for the next 2-3 days before a gradual turn towards the North.


Current Projected Hazards to Land

A HEAVY SURF ADVISORY has been issued for the Chrinthani East Coast from Miami to the Northern Border and out 40 nautical miles. COASTAL FLOOD WATCHES have been issued along the Chrinthani East Coast from Miami to the Northern Border. A SMALL CRAFT ADVISORY has been issued for the Georgia and Piedmont coastal areas out 20 nautical miles.

Rainfall amounts of 3-8 inches (75-200 millimeters) with locally heavier amounts possible along the Georgia and Piedmont coastlines as Tropical Storm Bea nears. The greatest potential for heavy rains will begin Tuesday morning and last until Wednesday evening as Tropical Storm Bea is forecast to make landfall along the Chrinthani coastline late Tuesday or early Wednesday as a hurricane. Wind gusts in excess of 80 mph (130 km/h) are possible along the Northern Georgia Coastline into the Piedmont coastline.

Local Action Statements

The State of Piedmont has issued mandatory evacuation orders for all barrier islands and low-lying, flood-prone areas effective at 10:00 AM Chrinthani Time (14:00 UTC).
The State of Georgia has issued mandatory evacuation orders for all barrier islands effective at 9:00 AM Chrinthani Time (13:00 UTC).
The Government of Chrinthania has activated its Emergency Management Office in Atlanta, all personnel are required to begin reporting at 7:00AM Chrinthani Time (1100 UTC).

Next Advisory

The next complete advisory will be issued by the Tropical Cyclone Forecast Center around 11:00 AM Chrinthani Time (1500 UTC).

*****
Esther Faunce
Associate Forecaster, TCFC Miami

[The Shambles]

The Secretary State of Defence has told the Senate in an Starred Statement that the "winds of injustice" must be calmed across south-eastern Europe as violence increases in an already volatile region. Although The Shambles has expressed its neutrality, sources close to the Defence Ministry have told The Voice that details coming from within Beddgelert would 'turn most stomachs, never mind opinions'. Nobody at the Ministry was available for comment.

[Chrinthanium]

Hurricane Bea Advisory #6
Tropical Cyclone Forecast Center, Miami, Chrinthania
5:00PM CT 26 Aug 2013/2100 UTC 25 Aug 2013

...BEA BECOMES A HURRICANE, FORECAST TO STRENGTHEN...


Tropical Cyclone Information

Position: 25.2N 71.0W
Relative Location: 575 miles (925 km) East of Miami
Relative Location: 750 miles (1205 km) Southeast of Charleston
Maximum Sustained Winds: 70 Knots (80mph... 130 km/h)
Movement: Northwest at 11 knots (13mph... 21 km/h)
Minimum Central Pressure: 984 millibars (29.06 inches)


Current Tropical Cyclone Watches and Warnings

The Chrinthani Weather Service has issued a HURRICANE WARNING from Altamaha Sound, Georgia to Little River Inlet, Piedmont and a TROPICAL STORM WARNING from South of Altamaha Sound, Georgia to Fernandia Beach, Florida. All tropical cyclone watches south of Fernandia Beach, Florida have been discontinued. A Hurricane Warning means hurricane conditions are probable within the warning area in 24-36 hours. A Tropical Storm Warning means tropical storm conditions are possible within the warning area in 24-36 hours.

Residents in the watch areas should rush to completion procedures to protect life and property immediately.


Current Outlook and Discussion

As of 5:00PM Chrinthani Time (2100 UTC), the center of Hurricane Bea was centered near 25.2N 71.0W. This location is around 575 miles (925 km) East of Miami, and is also around 750 miles (1205 km) Southeast of Charleston. Maximum sustained winds have increased to 80 mph (130 km/h) making this a Category 1 Hurricane on the Saffir-Simpson Scale. Tropical storm force winds extend outwards up to 155 miles from the center and hurricane-force winds extend outwards up to 30 miles from the center. Estimated minimum central pressure is 984 millibars or 29.06 inches of mercury.

Forecast models remain in excellent agreement that Hurricane Bea will continue to move generally Northwest over the next few days as it moves along the Southwestern side of a ridge of high pressure centered over the East-Central North Atlantic Ocean. Bea should begin to approach the Chrinthani coastline beginning tomorrow morning, and conditions from Brunswick Georgia to the Little River Inlet should begin to deteriorate there after. Current projections continue to show that Bea could make landfall around the Charleston, Piedmont area by Wednesday morning.

Forecast intensity models indicate that Bea will continue to intensify as upper-level conditions remain favorable for development and Hurricane Bea could be a Category 3 hurricane, a major hurricane, at landfafll.


Current Projected Hazards to Land

A HEAVY SURF ADVISORY and a COASTAL FLOOD WARNING are in effect from Altamaha Sound, Georgia to Little River Inlet, Piedmont. Heavy surf, coastal flooding, and beach erosion are probable along the Eastern coast of Chrinthania over the next few days as Hurricane Bea continues to move Northwest.

Rainfall amounts of 3-8 inches (75-200 millimeters) with locally heavier amounts possible along the Georgia and Piedmont coastlines as Hurricane Bea nears. The greatest potential for heavy rains will begin Tuesday morning and last until Wednesday evening as Hurricane Bea is forecast to make landfall along the Chrinthani coastline late Tuesday or early Wednesday as a hurricane. Wind gusts in excess of 80 mph (130 km/h) are possible along the Northern Georgia Coastline into the Piedmont coastline.

Local Action Statements

Mandatory evacuations are underway along barrier islands and low-lying coastal areas in the projected path of Hurricane Bea, primarily in Georgia and Piedmont. Check your local Chrinthani Weather Service Forecast Office website or your local county emergency management website for a listing of shelters which will be opening up in the next 12 hours.

Next Advisory

The next complete advisory will be issued by the Tropical Cyclone Forecast Center around 11:00 PM Chrinthani Time (0300 UTC).

*****
Jonathan Pike,
Associate Forecaster, TCFC Miami

[Amerique]

English Edition ---- Friday, August 30th, 2013

Two months after Galier Resigns; VP Hennessy gives speech in wake of scandal

Boyleston (Búilleston), Mass. - Following the announcement of President Rainulf Galier coming under investigation by the Biúró Imscrúdú ar an Gardaí cónaidhme/Bureau d'Investigation de la Gendarmerie fédérale (BIGC/BIGF) for his admitted role in the Détroit shooting by the Garde nationale during a labor demonstration in March, President Galier announced his resignation from office two months ago. The conclusion of the majority of the report to be submitted to Congress reveals the web of corporate power abuse of government resources, fraud and biased responses from law enforcement is confirmed to include not only President Galier, who has been assisting authorities after admitting his guilt, but several key ranking departments and agencies in his Administration and even a few Liberal Party Senators. Vice President Sean-Patric d'Hennessy, also of Galier's Liberal Party has been specifically cleared by the BIGC of any involvement in the corporate power abuse and corruption scandal surrounding the use of the National Guard to defend corporate interests in Détroit and will continue as Acting President until presidential elections can be arranged later on in September. In a speech televised to the American people last night, Acting President Hennessy responded to President Galier's confirmed culpability stating that while not a man of faith himself, he "fully understands President Galier's desire to seek repentance and forgiveness", and "[Galier's] decision was made following months of spiritual introspection of his actions after the Easter season ". Understanding the delicate position his party is in at the moment given the involvement of so many of his fellow Liberals in a corporate corruption ring, Acting President Hennessy stated that the current administration has "lost its mandate and the faith of the people" and important actions taken from here on as Acting President will be cleared with the key leaders of both houses of the Federal Congress, which turned Republican-majority in 2010 with the economic downturn.

Rumors surrounding Signal Hill suggesting President Hennessy may be seeking a pardon for his colleague in light of Galier's assistance to the Gardaí sent the Congress in an uproar this morning. The Speaker of the Estates-General, M. Donall A. O'Riordan, leader of the Republican Party, spoke on behalf of the Federal Congress as a whole, stating that "regardless of whether or not former President Galier seeks forgiveness from the American people for his actions, we cannot ignore the fact that his 'sins' amount to being indirectly responsible for any deaths inflicted by his corporate partners at home and abroad and the loss of countless livelihoods here in America." Governor Benjamin F. Marechal of Massachusetts, the Republican candidate for President of the nascent 'national-progressive' faction, responded to the rumors while on the campaign trail in Ouisconsin, "Our constitution provides for the general welfare of our people and, regardless of the desire for atonement of the former President, when you are in public office you are expected to stoically hold to that founding principle of service and republican modesty above any and all self-interest. As much as I hate to say it in the case of my fellow colleague, a man responsible for the lifeblood of the Nation should always be held to answer to the fullest extent of the law."

When reached for comment, Donnchad "Donny" Kucinic, Socialist representative from the Ohio Valley and candidate for President, warned against the youth and charisma of Acting President Hennessy as a mask for continued assaults on the American working class and stripping away of the rights of assembly and free expression. M. Kucinic stated that "under no circumstances should any self-respecting American, who toils and labors for a living, vote for the Liberals from this point and that much should be clear. Their redefinition of libertarianism to fool hard-working people into voting against the Proletarian interest is truly heinous. I urge all self-respecting American workers and our nation's young to not vote for the Hennessy ticket under any circumstances." Whether this amounted to a soft coalition with the Republicans, Rep. Kucinic stated that while Gov. Marechal's movement represents a "worrying mixture of patriotism and social democracy" and "the over-reverance for our Founding Fathers is indeed worrying, as while they were progressive for their time, they are also examplary of the pre-modern ideas of the time and should not be deified as symbols of the State, [Gov. Marechal] represents a clear reinterpretation of history to fit a message of populist demagoguery." However, Rep. Donny Kucinic went on to state, "given the dedication to make-work programs and social programs, a leftist coalition with the Republicans is not out of the question, even if the reasoning of 'rebuilding our nation's greatness' is more than a little too State-focused."

As the campaign heats up, the legacy of the Galier Presidency will be ever-present despite the President's efforts, and the stakes of a continued decline from the position at the top of the global economy a half-century ago very real and crucial.

In Other News:
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- Rover launched from Cayenne space center to study geological history and surface conditions of Mars more closely, proposal for a possible cooperation with California on future manned missions expected to follow - Science
- After-effects of Hurricane Bea could reach battered Outremer-Maryland coast still in recovery from Hurricane Antonio earlier this year - Weather
- "While focused on bogeymen abroad, we are blind to injustice just across the border", a commentary on our Southwestern Gulf neighbors - Editorials