Finding a Mate (Closed)

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:47 pm

Smiling, Rachel replied "Merci Monsieur!" and began eating her salmon.

Santorez smirked deviously and said in a low tone "I say we let him date a sexually aggressive female, maybe THAT would teach him some manners!"

Nodding, Peter replied "Yeah, a little. Kinda helps when I'm actually warm-blooded though."

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:52 pm

Idris Sat, Watching her eat, Smiling

"Depends How Much Like Arnold Rimmer he is" Lord Manservant said in a similarly low tone "Exactly like him It'll Have Little to no effect, slightly It'll scare the Pants off him"

"There's always a Warm Fire At the Station in the refreshment room" Samantha said "We can Sit and Talk there if you like"

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:54 pm

Rachel glanced at Idris, who was smiling at her as she ate. She smiled back and then continued eating.

"Who's that?" Squat asked in a curious tone

Peter nodded and replied "Sure, that sounds good!"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:59 pm

Idris Was suddenly aware that he was staring at Rachel, He Blushed and Hurried Into the kitchen area to fix himself a sandwich

"Arnold Rimmer is the Biggest Smeg head in Fiction" Lord Manservant Said "From The Sci-Fi Comedy "Red Dwarf""

Samantha Began to Lead Peter through the ever increasing Snowfall
"Nearly Christmas" She said "Though I suppose Its a Different Time of year Back home for you."

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:02 pm

Blushing herself, Rachel went back to eating her salmon and sipping her wine.

"Oh" Squat replied, unsure what "smeg head" meant.

Shaking his head, Peter replied "Eh, actually, it's nearly Christmas back home too!"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:10 pm

Idris Was Too Busy Glancing at Rachel To Notice that He had, In fact, Buttered his hand and Not the Bread Sat Next to it
"Bugger" He exclaimed and Began to wash His hand in the sink

"He's Totally Unlikable and Thinks women are Sex Objects to Be Conquered Through Deception" Lord Manservant Said "I'll Let You Decide How Like Cutter that is"

"Out Of Interest How Do you Celebrate Christmas in a tropical Environment?" Samantha Asked

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:16 pm

Rachel giggled as she saw Idris buttering his own hand and then having to wash it in the sink.

"All of it?" Squat asked

"Well... it's kinda like how it'd probably be celebrated here, except in a tropical environment and there's no snow! In fact, it's quite common to find... naughty Christmas-themed pictures on the internet involving sapient Reptiles, most of them females, though you'd find a few males here and there."

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:19 pm

Idris Grinned Sheepishly "Sorry About that....Butterfingers"

"No what I meant was for the You to think of your Experiences of Cutter and Think about on how accurate My Statement was" Lord Manservant said Exasperatedly

"I Do tend to wonder How Other Cultures Spend the 25th of December" Samantha said

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:27 pm

"Yup!" Rachel laughed "Literally!"

"Very" Squat concluded

"I'm sure it'd be a lot!" Peter replied

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:32 pm

Idris Washed His hand Made His sandwich and Sat Next To Rachel, Grabbing his own Glass of Wine on the way
"So, Rachel, Tell me a bit about Yourself" He said, Taking a drink from his wine

"I thought as Much" Lord Manservant said "Cutter I Have Something Important to say to you"

They Approached The Station, A Reasonably sized Red Brick Building, The Name signs visible on the Station Named the Station as "Tennantsea Junction", Smoke drifted out of the Chimney Pot Above the refreshment room
"There it is" Samantha said

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:44 pm

Rachel replied "Well, I served for 9 years in the Army, I'm a Humanoid Crpytoclidus, and I was champion swimmer in my high school's swim team."

Cutter looked over at Lord Manservant and asked in a disinterested tone "What?"

"Wow, nice place!" Peter replied

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:50 pm

Idris Nodded
"Ah! A Fellow Swimmer" He said

"I just Wanted to say..."

"It is Rather Isn't it," Samantha Said "Come on Lets Go Inside Before we Freeze our tails off"

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:51 pm

Rachel asked "You like to swim too?"

Cutter queried angrily "Say what? Say what?!"

"Yeah, let's." Peter replied

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:56 pm

Dinosaurana wrote:Rachel asked "You like to swim too?"

Cutter queried angrily "Say what? Say what?!"

"Yeah, let's." Peter replied

"Yeah" Idris Said "Not a Champion one Like you But I can Hold My Own in the water, You saw when we first Met When Nessie Threw us into the lake"

"I...Just wanted to say..." Lord Manservant Said Dramatically "You're a Total Smeg Head!"

Samantha Led Peter into the refreshment room, The Interior of which was Comfortable chairs surrounding individual round tables and Memorabilia on the walls.
Samantha Selected a table near the fire
"Ooh, That's better

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:58 pm

Rachel nodded "Yeah, I noticed."

Cutter looked at Lord Manservant in confusion, and asked "Huh? What the @#!*% are ya talking about?"

"Yeah, sure is!" Peter replied

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:03 pm

"I Suppose You want to Know A Bit More About Me Then?" Idris Asked

Lord Manservant Didn't Reply But Stevenson was In Laughing himself to stitches

"Do You want Anything like a Hot drink?" Samantha Asked

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:05 pm

"Yes!" Rachel replied

Glaring, Cutter shook his head and stared out the window, grumbling "The hell is that wolf-guy laughin' about?!"

Chuckling, Peter replied "Sure! Some hot cocoa sounds nice!"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:28 pm

"Okay I Was Born to Fenris and Trillian McGann, the Youngest of Two Children, The elder one Being My Sister Karen, They Had Moved Out of the country After Winning a Currently Undisclosed sum in the lottery so I was Born Abroad."
He Paused and Took a deep and Calming Breath
When I Was Ten My Father took Me to a Block of Flats He had Bought and was Renovating, He'd Got the Whole of My Family in to help, I remember, He Left me on the roof as he had to go inside to sort something. That was when The Earthquake Struck. The Building Collapsed like a House of Cards, When I came to My Now Missing wing was Crushed under Rubble and My Right Leg was bleeding."
He took another Breath as a single tear rolled down from his eye
"In hospital they had to amputate my wing because it was so badly damaged, I was Returned to The GUK-FK and Put in an Orphanage but I ran away soon afterward and that's when something amazing happened.
I remember I fell into a Lake, I thought I was going to Drown When Something Pushed Me Up To the surface, It was Nessie, She Took me to the Lake shore and Asked what the problem was. We talked into the Sunrise and That's when I decided I wanted to become a Large Animal Doctor and Learn to swim. So I returned to the Orphanage I got Hard At it. When I reached Eighteen I Received My Dad's Quattro and His Winnings, A Sizable portion of it I donated to An Orphan Charity. Soon after I graduated from University, Got a job and Bought This Place."

Stevenson Continued Laughing

"Can We Get Two Cocoas Please" Samantha said "And Peter Here's something to Warm you up in the Meantime"
And then She Kissed him on the mouth

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:46 pm

Rachel, her eyes wide with surprise, replied "Oh, that's terrible!"

"The hell are YOU laughing about, fleabag?!" Cutter snapped

Peter was caught by surprise when Samantha kissed him, but he did not fight it. Instead, he stayed put and let it happen.

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:50 pm

"It is Yes, Its Been a Bit of a Mixed Bag My Life has" Idris Said "But the Way I see it now is, If None of that had Happened I Wouldn't be sat here talking to the Girl of my dreams"
He Smiled at Rachel

"Who Do You think YOU'RE calling Fleabag, Fossil Face?" Stevenson snapped back

After a While Samantha Broke off the kiss and Sat down
"Are you Warmer Now?" She asked

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:54 pm

Smiling (and blushing a little) Rachel replied "Yeah, I guess you wouldn't."

Cutter gave Stevenson a nasty look.

Santorez muttered "Oh, if only a girl Dinosaur shows up to rape him..."

Peter smiled and said "Yes, I sure am!"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:58 pm

"How Was the Salmon, Dream Girl?" Idris Asked

Stevenson Turned Around and Flipped Cutter the Vs
"No Chance of that in this Country" Lord Manservant said

"Good, I thought it would" Samantha Said as the Cocoas were placed on the table in front of them, She Paid the Server and sipped hers

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:01 pm

Smiling, Rachel replied "It was good!"

Cutter stuck his tongue at Stevenson in response.

"Maybe we could find a perverted female dragon and throw him to her." Santorez suggested

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:05 pm

"Allow Me To Take your Plate" Idris said "Once I've washed it I'll show you around the Rest of the Apartment"

In response Stevenson threw an empty Drinks Can at Cutter
"No Chance, Even the Most Perverted Draco Superior or Draco Sapien Has Some standards" Lord Manservant Replied

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:10 pm

Smiling, Rachel replied "Sure!"

Cutter blew a raspberry at Stevenson.

Santorez smirked and replied "Well... I know some female Ceratopsians who aren't driven by such morals."

"Yeah" Peter replied before sipping his own cocoa, still unnerved by Samantha's sudden kiss.

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