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by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:01 pm

Idris Turned Into a Large Park and Drove down a Tree Lined Driveway
"Almost There" He said

Stevenson Shrugged and Continued Driving
"Can I get Anyone a drink?" Lord Manservant Asked

"See, I knew It Would Be Harder than Working at the reptile house" Samantha Said "Did you Get Close to any of these Girls?"

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:03 pm

"Great!" Rachel smiled

"Yeah" Doc replied "Got any whiskey, like Jack Daniel's or something?"

Peter grinned and said "A couple of them, yeah."

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:08 pm

Idris Drove Into an Old Factory and Up a Spiral roadway That led to the Carpark on the Roof. He Parked the Car, Got out and opened Rachel's Door for her
"After You Rachel" He said

Lord Manservant Searched the Cupboard
"We've got Bearing Whiskey or Jack Daniels, Which would prefer?"

A Group Of Pirates Ran Past the two of them, Shouting "Yaarrr" At the Couple.
Samantha Rolled her eyes and Laughed
"Every Saturday, They'll never Learn" She said

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:12 pm

Nodding, Rachel got out of the car.

"Jack Daniels" Doc said "Besides Samuel Adams and Pete Greens, it's one of the few people who hasn't let me down."

Peter, facing one of the pirates, commented "Hey, Jack Sparrow!"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:28 pm

Idris Led Rachel Down Four Floors to Apartment number 233,
He Opened the Door To Reveal the interior.
The Door Opened on to a Sizable Lounge Area with a Widescreen Plasma TV Opposite a Sofa and a few Framed Movie Posters on the Wall. Behind the Sofa was the Kitchen, Clean.
To the side of the Kitchen was a small Corridor Leading to the Four Other Rooms, Three Bedrooms and the Bathroom
"Welcome To My Humble Home, Rachel" Idris Said, Throwing his keys on to the Phone table by the door "Please Take a seat, Can I get you something to drink?"

Lord Manservant Poured Out a Jack Daniels and Handed it to Doc
"Enjoy"

"Yaarr, I Be Clive Smith" Said The Pirate before following his fellow Pirates

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:31 pm

Rachel was surprised by the interior of Idris' home. She looked around before sitting on the sofa and replying "Um, do you have any Dr. Pepper, or something?"

"Thanks" Doc said as he was handed the drink, and he began to sip it slowly, enjoying the whiskey while it lasted.

Peter gave the pirate a weird look "You're not familiar with Pirates of the Caribbean, ARE you?"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:42 pm

Idris Got Rachel a Can of Dr. Pepper From The Fridge and a Glass from the cupboard
"Ice?" Idris Asked

"Anyone else Want A Drink?" Lord Manservant asked

"Yarr" The Pirate Shouted "But I Didn't Like it after the first film"

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:47 pm

Smiling, Rachel replied "Sure!"

Squat raised his hand and said "Ooh! Me! I want Root Beer!"

Nodding, Peter replied "Good to know"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:00 pm

Idris Poured the Dr. Pepper into the glass and added Ice, He then Handed Rachel The drink
"Any Questions?" He Asked, Sitting down next to Rachel

Lord Manservant Threw Squat a Root Beer "Last Chance For drinks?"

"That was the Crew From the Trading Vessel, the Jolly Pirate" Samantha Explained

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:15 pm

Rachel replied "Uh... questions? Um... uh... come to think of it, I can't think of any!"

Ozzie said "Yeah, I'm in need of a Coca-Cola!"

Santorez commented "Can I have a beer?"

"Really?" Peter replied "Surprised it isn't called the Jolly Roger!" chuckling from his joke.

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:23 pm

"Do you Want Anything to eat?" Idris asked

Lord Manservant Threw Ozzie A Coke and Santorez and Then Got himself a bottle of water
"Fancy That Drinks served to you by a Lord" Lord Manservant Laughed

"Don't Be Silly, Jolly Rodger's the captain" Samantha said

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:27 pm

"Fish would be nice!" Rachel replied

Ozzie and Santorez received their respective drinks.

Stanson commented "Yeah, but you're not THAT kind of Lord!" before chuckling.

Peter gave Samantha another weird look "You didn't get my joke, did you?"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:32 pm

"What Type and How would you Like It cooked?" Idris asked Putting on a Apron and washing his hands

"What Do you Mean By That?" Lord Manservant Asked

"No I Did" Samantha Said "Trouble is I've heard it so many times before"

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:34 pm

"Salmon, medium if it's possible" Rachel replied

"Oh, well, a lot of Christians tend to call their God "The Lord", I was just making a joke, that's all." Stanson responded

"Oh, okay." Peter replied

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:38 pm

"Fried Or Boiled?" Idris Asked Rummaging in the Fridge

"Oh" Lord Manservant said "Better Luck Next time then"

"But don't Be To Hard On Yourself" Samantha Said "You told it Better than everyone else"

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:41 pm

"Fried." Rachel replied

Sighing, Stanson replied "Yeah, a lot of people tend to not get my jokes. Guess I'm not much of a joke-teller."

Cutter commented "I know one thing you DO have: looks!"

Shrugging, Peter said "Yeah, I guess... well, I don't know."

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:50 pm

Idris Pulled a Frying Pan Off its Hook and Started The Hob
"One Medium Fried Salmon Coming Up" Idris said "Any Accompaniments to go with it?"

"Try This one" Lord Manservant said "I've Got A Chauffeur, Every time I Go to The Loo He Drives Me Potty"

Samantha Hugged Peter "Come on, Cheer Up"

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:53 pm

Thinking to herself, Rachel shrugged and replied "Eh, not really..."

Everybody laughed at Lord Manservant's joke, Stanson replied "Yeah, I'll have to use that one when I get back, at least the other Pterosaur females would stop thinking I'm all-beauty and no-brains!"

Smiling a bit, Peter commented "Eh..."

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:03 pm

Idris Nodded and Slapped the Fish Into The Frying Pan. He Began to Whistle a random happy tune as he cooked for Rachel

Lord Manservant Pulled a Joke Book Titled "101 Clever Jokes By Joe King" and Passed it to Stanson "Your Need is Greater than Mine" He said

"See A Hug Cheers anyone up" Samantha Smiled

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:06 pm

Rachel promptly sat there and whistled a random tune herself while waiting for her meal to be ready.

Grabbing the joke book, Stanson said "Thanks! Now people would stop thinking I'm just a piece of Pterosaur meat!"

"A SEXY piece of Pterosaur meat!" Cutter chuckled

"Yeah, I guess" Peter grinned

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:18 pm

When The Salmon Was Done Idris Transferred it to A Plate
"Would You Like some Wine to go with it Rachel?" He asked

Lord Manservant then Hit Cutter repeatedly with his top hat
"You're Lucky I don't have anything harder to hand" He said

Samantha Smiled as Snow Started to Fall
"Oh How Festive"

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:24 pm

Rachel nodded and replied "Oh, yes please!"

Cutter flinched as he was hit repeatedly with Lord Manservant's top hat.

He grumbled "Yeah, but I'm also lucky I have my frill to protect my head!"

All Stanson and Squat could do was laugh at the Styracosaurus' expense.

Peter looked up as it began snowing and said "Yep! It sure is!"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:30 pm

"Red Or White?" Idris Asked

Lord Manservant Put His Hat Back on
"Honestly Cutter I Find It hard to Believe that You Think You'll Become Popular with the Ladies with that Approach"

"Do You Get Much Snow Where You're from?" Samantha Asked

by **Dinosaurana** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:45 pm

Rachel replied "Red, I guess."

Shrugging, Cutter replied "What?!"

Squat commented "Yeah, I'm pretty perverted myself, but at least I keep my snout shut most of the time!"

Peter replied "Oh no, it's tropical all year! Course, that also means that the beaches are open 24/7!" before smiling quite eagerly.

by **The Floor Kippers** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:52 pm

Idris Poured Rachel A Glass of red wine and Carried that and Her salmon to her
"Bon Appetit Ma Chérie" He said handing her a Knife and fork

"Females aren't some Alien Race That needs to be conquered by Trickery and Deception You have to treat them Like People Not A Slab of Meat" Lord Manservant said

"You Must Be Freezing for you here Then" Samantha said

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