Finding a Mate (Closed)

by **Saurisia** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:37 pm

A pouty look appeared on Squat's face and he moaned "Ohhhh..."

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"Hmph" Peter commented

by **The Floor Kippers** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:41 pm

"The Law is the final Word, But seriously, Go outside, There's millions of them out there, and you're something most Male Draco Sapiens aren't"

"But that's not it, My interest Accelerated, Soon I was looking at more and more art of dinosaurs, Humanoid mostly, some of it.... a little bit risqué"

by **Saurisia** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:44 pm

Squat asked "Millions of dragons, or millions of girl dragons?"

Smiling, Peter replied "I LIKE risque... what was it about?"

The Triceratops leaned closer towards Samantha, an interested look on his face.

by **The Floor Kippers** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:47 pm

Saurisia wrote:Squat asked "Millions of dragons, or millions of girl dragons?"

Smiling, Peter replied "I LIKE risque... what was it about?"

The Triceratops leaned closer towards Samantha, an interested look on his face.

"Girl Dragons, There's over One Billion People out there, and then there's the rest of the Planet"

"I don't think it'd be your sort of Risqué, Unless you Swing your tail both ways"

by **Saurisia** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:51 pm

Squat's eyes widened with excitement and a huge smile grew on his snout, wide enough to show his teeth. His tail began wagging excitedly and a bulge formed on his pants where his privates would be.

He stuttered "B- b- b- BILLIONS of girl dragons???"

Despite knowing what the female meant, Peter replied "Describe it for me will you?"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:54 pm

Lord Manservant Nodded "And that's still not counting the Multiverse"

"Well, Sexy Males in Sexy Poses"

by **Saurisia** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:03 pm

Drool began oozing out of Squat's snout, while the bulge in his pants grew ever larger, sticking out like a growth on his skin. A large wetspot around the bulge began to appear, growing ever larger and soaking his pants in an ever sticky liquid.

"Well, SOMEONE'S excited!" Stanson commented, pointing at the huge bulge right where Squat's privates would be.

"Oh, I know THAT look!" Doc Jones muttered "That's the same look that was on MY face on the night I got to know my ex-mate more... closely!"

"Pretty sure you'd know that bulge too!" Churchill said, to which the Doc nodded and replied "Oh yes, I sure do!"

"And um, did you like those images of those sexy males in sexy poses?"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:05 pm

Lord Manservant Sighed
"I went too far again, Didn't I?" He said as the Lift doors opened and he stepped inside

Samantha Leaned Closer "Very much so"

by **Saurisia** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:10 pm

"Yes, you did!" Santorez grumbled "Now he'll NEVER take his mind off of girl dragons!"

Smiling, Peter replied "Good, I'm happy you enjoyed the pictures!"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:13 pm

"Hang on" Idris said, Rummaging in his pockets as the lift doors closed "Everyone who's not Human or Squat, Hold your noses please"

"Though I'm now much more interested in the real thing"

by **Saurisia** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:18 pm

"Okay!" Santorez replied and with that, every one of the Saurisians held their noses, minus Squat of course.

Raising an eyeridge in pure interest, Peter asked "Really?"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:22 pm

Idris Covered his nostrils and Pulled out a Small Pus yellow Plant that would smell So Horrible to Squat that all other things would be purged from his mind

"Oh, Very Much So" Samantha said emphasising each word "But not tonight, I've got work tomorrow, Much to my disappointment"

by **Saurisia** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:37 pm

Squat cringed in response to the horrific stench of the plant that indeed all other thoughts were purged from his mind. He grasped his nostrils with both his hands and clamped his snout shut, and then closed his eyes. The bulge in his pants shrank a bit, the perverted thoughts in his mind being purged away in response to this plant's smell.

Peter's smile faded as he said in a disappointed tone "Oh... okay."

by **The Floor Kippers** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:39 pm

Idris Held the Plant out in the open air for a few more seconds just to finish the job

"Don't Be disheartened" Samantha said, Putting her hand on his "What are you doing Wednesday?"

by **Saurisia** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:46 pm

Still repulsed by the terrible odor, Squat finally screamed "For the love of God, make it stop!"

Smiling from Samantha's hand holding his own, he replied "Nothing"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:38 pm

Idris Pocketed the Plant and Smiled
"Nidor quod est vicis" He said in a satisfied way "Translated that means "The Smell which is time" Its More Popularly known as Dragonsbane. Only seems to work on Reptiles and Reptile hybrids of all types. Only Smells when out in the open"

"Good, Shall I come to you or You to Me?" Samantha Asked

by **Dinosaurana** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:12 pm

"Well, whatever it is" Squat replied "It's horrible, now get that thing away from me!"

"Wait, REPTILE hybrids?!" Santorez thought to himself "Ugh, that does NOT sound like something I'd want to hear!"

Shrugging, Peter replied "Eh, I come to you. It'd be easier undoubtedly!"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 7:53 am

Idris Sealed The Plant in the Jar in his Pocket.
The Lift Stopped and the Doors Opened onto Black walled, Hard Floored Corridors.
Lord Manservant Lead the group down the corridor into a room where a Male Vulpus Sapien of about twenty years of age was sat in a swivle chair Talking to a Computer that Consisted of a Large 10 foot heigh screen with speakers that was Mounted on the wall, A Keyboard on a Small tray that was also mounted on the wall and a seris of wires that went through the wall into the next room.
The Vulpus sapien Was saying
"So then Cutter comes out of the Anomoly, He senses something is wrong and Notices that Claudia doesn't exsist all of a sudden, He turns to re-enter the Anomoly but is restrained. The Anomoly Closes and the Credits roll"
"How Interesting, I wonder what Happens next" The Computer said
"This is Ace And The ERIC" Lord Manservant Said.
The V-Sapien Turned to face the group. Upon laying eyes on the group he threw his arms in the air and Exclaimed
"Dinosaurs!" In an exited and Joyous tone
He then Ran across the room and Embraced Churchill in a Tight Hug

"In that Case I'll meet you at the BIAS" Samantha Said

by **Dinosaurana** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:55 pm

The Saurisians were startled by the sight of the Vulpus Sapien and the computer.

Upon hearing the Vulpus' reaction to seeing them, Cutter commented "Fox! And I ain't even talking about a sexy Dino chick this time!"

Churchill was surprised by the Vulpus embracing her in a tight hug, though she decided to not resist it.

Staring at the female Dragon, Peter asked with serious curiosity "Um... what's that?"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:05 am

"Erm Well" Lord Manservant said "Ace is the Vulpus and The ERIC is the ministry's AI"
Whilst Ace was Hugging her Churchill would notice He felt different to any other Mammal, Somehow colder

"The Bel-Gium International AeroSpace port" Samantha Replied

by **Dinosaurana** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:10 pm

"I kinda figured" commented Squat "Since what sapient being would have initials as a name?"

Churchill had indeed felt Ace's coldness, and she said "Wow, you feel... cold for a mammal."

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"Ah" Peter replied "But um, why the space port?"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:17 pm

"That's Probably because I'm Not a Mammal in the Strictest sense of the word" Ace Said, Releasing Churchill from his embrace "I'm actually an advanced Non-Organic AI"

Greetings Dinosaurs of Unknown Origin, I am The ERIC, The Endo-Reactive Internal Computer. The Computer suddenly said

"Well You Are Returning here on Wednesday Via The BIAS are you not? So I though I'd Meet you there" Samantha Replied

by **Dinosaurana** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:32 pm

Churchill replied "Oh! Uh... I see... and why did hug me?"

Squat meanwhile said to ERIC "Hey, cool computer dude, what's up?!"

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Peter replied "Oh, I was thinking about staying at a hotel, but that sounds good!"

by **The Floor Kippers** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:43 pm

"Well They say that some of My Programming Has Gone Awry Resulting in what they call "Programming Freefall" Basically Meaning that Quite a few Times when Meeting new People I Tend to refer to them in a More Childlike way and Often randomly dispatching hugs, For example On one Occasion I referred to Quite an Important Person as a "Pregnant Kitty!" and in another occasion I referred to someone else as a "Draggie!". Anyway I am One Of Four AI Units and A Proper Introduction is in order"
Ace stuck out his hand to shake
"Ace McShane, Pleased to meet you"

Quite a few things, strange Tyrannosaurus Male ERIC Said
"ERIC is a totally Isolated Computer With No Incoming Connections, His outgoing Connections are Limited to Data retrieval. All of the Information and the Archives this Ministry Has collected over the last 129 years is stored in ERIC's Data Banks. Any Incoming Data is typed up by the "One Tracks" Printed out and Scanned into the ERIC, Who then takes the Data and Formats it Properly" Lord Manservant Said

Samantha Finished Her Steak
"Are you Nearly Finished?" She asked

by **Dinosaurana** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:56 pm

"Ah, I see... um..." Churchill said before shaking Ace's hand "Allison Churchill, and um, for a sec there, I thought you were instantly attracted to me or something."

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Peter, finishing with his salad, replied "Yup! I sure am!"

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