Press Room, Imperial Palace
As the normal chatter which occupied the Press Room at the Imperial Palace simmered down, Marjorie Ross, the Imperial Press Secretary stepped to the podium. Her bright smile--always a welcomed sight--greeted the inquizitive reporters waiting for their turn.
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen," she spoke, "I hope that you had a good night's rest and are ready to go. So, we'll get this thing started, shall we?"
Marjorie started, "First, His Imperial Majesty will be departing Sydney in a few hours for his European tour. This tour is intended to reaffirm Chrinthani positions to our allies and to further the bonds of friendship we have with Europe. This marks the first major international tour of His Imperial Majesty, and hopefully, there will be more to come. The emperor is scheduled to meet with Alderman Ahler in Nibelunc first. Emperor Nathaniel is expected to return sometime around the 6th or 7th of January."
"Second, the reason for his delay is the arrival of the Caliph here in Sydney. He felt is impolite to not meet with the Islamic leader, especially since they came in friendship to the empire. His Imperial Majesty will discuss opening trading relations with the Caliphate, as well as discuss the role of Islam within the Imperial Federation of Chrinthanium. Later in the day, Prime Minister Long will take the Caliph on a guided tour of Sydney, where the Caliph will be permitted to speak to the Imperial Congress."
"There is also the urgent matter stemming from the recent reports of the Scarlett Belle incident in Paris the other day. They committed the acts in the soverign Kingdom of France and, as such, are subject to the laws and penalties issued by the French courts. In no way is His Imperial Majesty willing or wanting to interfere with the judicial process in France. The Emperor is also greatly saddened at the sheer destructive force which took the Parisian hotel. His Imperial Majesty will personally apologize to Their Most Christian Majesties for these acts. In an added step, Chrinthani Records will pay to help restore the priceless portraits damaged in the hotel if at all possible. All future tour dates have been cancelled for the duo. The Imperial Government has contacted representatives for Scarlett Belle, requesting they return to Chrinthanium immediately, where an inquiry will be held by the House of Representatives.
"His Imperial Majesty has not issued a comment as to the relationship between himself and Prince Theseus other than to authorize me to say that the two men spent a quiet evening together discussing many topics and items of interest. Are there any questions?"
A raised hand quickly came from Luke Dodson, reporter for the Chrinthani Television News Network, "Ms Ross, is it true that Prince Theseus spent the night in the palace with the emperor? And, if so, is this the start of a potentially new relationship?"
Marjorie cleared her throat as she answered, "As I stated, I am only authorized to state that Prince Theseus spend a quiet evening with His Imperial Majesty. The Imperial Palace does not comment on the private life of the emperor or the Imperial family. Secondly, I cannot comment as to the extent of the relationship between the Byzantine Ambassador and His Imperial Majesty, next question."
Bob Segal, of Melbourne News Daily raised his hand, "Will Scarlett Belle face trial in Paris, and if they are tried there, will there also be a trial here for any laws which may have been broken?"
"If they are tried in France, they will not be tried here. The House inquiry has been called for by the Prime Minister to have the duo and their entourage held accountable to the Imperial Government for their actions abroad, next question!"
"Ms. Ross," spoke Mark Spelling of the Imperial News Network, "Do you think that the more relaxed drug laws here in Chrinthanium may have led to their misunderstanding about the use of drugs while in France?"
"No, Mark, I do not. Though marijuana is legal in the Imperial Federation, all other recreational drugs are not. They would be in as much trouble in Sydney as they are in Paris if they were found to be in posession of, or under the influence of cocaine. Next question!"
Ian Gross of the Sydney Morning Herald raised his hand, "There are reports that at a late night gathering at The Club in downtown Sydney, Prince Theseus and Emperor Nathaniel kissed. We have several persons claiming to have witnessed this. Is there any light you can shed on this?"
"No, we do not comment on the private life of His Imperial Majesty. Please, do not ask me any more questions as to the status of any type of social relationship between Prince Theseus and Emperor Nathaniel. Next question."
Frank Glick of Perth Star News raised his hand, "Is His Imperial Majesty aware of the stigma that will be attached to him if he enters into a relationship with the Byzantine Ambassador before his divorce proceedings are finalized?"
Marjorie raised an eye brow at that particular question, "He is the emperor of the Imperial Federation of Chrinthanium. I am most certain he is aware of any and all implications of any and all of his actions at any point in time. Last question!"
"Will the emperor be taking Prince Theseus along with him to Europe?" asked Jim Davis of the Aotearoa News Network without raising his hand.
"I decline comment, good day, ladies and gentlemen," she stated as she quickly departed the Press Room.
As she entered her office a short time later, she looked at her assistant as she spoke, "If he's going to fuck the Byzantine Ambassador, fine. Don't leave me to try to deal with the flurry of reporters because of it. If he'd stop thinking with his dick and start thinking with his brain, he'd realize at some point in time, people are going to watch who goes in and out of the palace. God, this is going to be a nightmare for a while, Gracie."
"Well," Gracie replied, "he is young. I mean, most guys are walking hard-ons at twenty-two."
"Well, if he'd wank once in a while, rather than find a new boytoy, then maybe my job would be a hell of a lot easier. They were relentless about this, Gracie. It was like it didn't really matter what else was happening. Who Nate fucks is always the top story. And what about Prince Theseus? To just hop into bed with the emperor?"
Gracie chuckled, "I know if i were in Theseus' shoes, I'd not wait till dinner was finished. I'd tackle that fine bloke and ride him like a Chrinthani cattle horse."
Marjorie chuckled slightly, "Yeah, well, that wasn't the response I was looking for, but be careful what you ask for, right?"
"Look, this is a good thing," replied Gracie as her words captured the attention of Ms. Ross, "You see, if he's banging Theseus for a while, and it ends quickly, we could spin it as just a flight of fancy. Two ships passing in the night sort of thing. I mean, the emperor is under tremendous stress, right? This could be his way of relieving it. People need an outlet you know."
"Outlets are writing music to slit your wrist to, playing the piano, putting fists through walls, not fucking the cousin of Emperor Tiberius IV, Patriarch of the Byzantine Catholic Church and all around conservative hero." Marjorie stated as she flopped into a chair in front of her assistant's desk. "Still, I think if this thing ends fast, we can pass it off as a summer romance. Nate's always good for being portrayed as the most permiscuous head of state in the world, so this would fit right in."