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Attack Of Technology (Open, MT-FT)

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:22 am
by Kalasparata
Technology is so advanced in Kalasparata that it has a mind of it's own. It was peacful till a virus was sent out. Now

Everything is in Chaos for humans and mermaids, who are equally inteligent and treated equally.

Instead of hospital machines helping people, they are killing them. Toilets flush everything in them on to the person who has just used it. Guns are shooting people automatically, computers are typing in comands to themselves and eachother to enslave people. Explosives suicide bomb civilian hubs, Corrosives are burning through people, submarines for humans are filling with water drowning everyone and nes for mermaids are empting the water, which mermaids need. Boats are dropping anchors on mermaids and sinking themselves on to o mermaids' building when they have humans in them. Human filled cars are driving into trees and not activating the airbags, planes are landing on top of people, killing them. MP3 players/Ipods/Walmans ect. are whipping people with their headphone, sterios are turning themselves so loud that are defening people, torchers so bright that they blind, prisons are realising prisinors who are commiting crimes, sewer pipes are pushing all the sewage backward flooding everything and clean water pipes are doing the opposite, causing drought, computers are sending eachother to school to teach other mor, taps aren't realsing water, tractors are destroying crops causing fammon and there is nothing any Kalasparatans do, anyone who can help will recive large amounts of money

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:42 am
by Moon Man
Did you try to pull the plug? Anyway, we could divert an asteroid. It would impact on your nation and smash everything into tiny pieces. Getting rid of all that rouge technology. But you should evacuate your people probably first, though.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:51 am
by La Habana
Moon Man wrote:Did you try to pull the plug?


This is the advice that our scientists would give also. Either that or just ignore the problem until it goes away.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:52 am
by Kalasparata
Moon Man wrote:Did you try to pull the plug? Anyway, we could divert an asteroid. It would impact on your nation and smash everything into tiny pieces. Getting rid of all that rouge technology. But you should evacuate your people probably first, though.

No use, some of this technology can protect itself and other technology from asteroids

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:52 am
by Kalasparata
La Habana wrote:Either that or just ignore the problem until it goes away.

:palm:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:53 am
by Blademasters765
turn of the electricity............

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:55 am
by Kalasparata
Moon Man wrote:Did you try to pull the plug?

Yes, they pluged themselves back in and turning it on whilst running on batteries then electricutes anyone who trys to unplug it

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:56 am
by Kalasparata
Blademasters765 wrote:turn of the electricity............

When we do, all the power is still there for a split second. In that time, it turns itself on again

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:57 am
by Great Nepal
Um... we can help in this disastorous situation if you want us to. Our mens are more than willing to test use newly developed tried and tested nuclear weapon to destroy all of those mindful technology.
~Minister of Technology

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:58 am
by SGA-Atlantis
Our best scientist, McKay, can get on the problem immediately. Is it an external virus? Do you have any clue how much memory the virus requires to download itself?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:59 am
by Blademasters765
SGA-Atlantis wrote:Our best scientist, McKay, can get on the problem immediately. Is it an external virus? Do you have any clue how much memory the virus requires to download itself?

How about Colonel Shepard, Tayla and Ronin

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:01 am
by SGA-Atlantis
Blademasters765 wrote:
SGA-Atlantis wrote:Our best scientist, McKay, can get on the problem immediately. Is it an external virus? Do you have any clue how much memory the virus requires to download itself?

How about Colonel Shepard, Tayla and Ronin

We'll try them if McKay gets shot and killed, but we want to send him in alone first just to see.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:02 am
by Novograd IV
this looks like karma is striking, we cannot interfere in this matter :ugeek:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:05 am
by Hayaba
We have learned of this from our best spies.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:07 am
by Great Nepal
Hayaba wrote:We have learned of this from our best spies.

"You mean your best spies can only gather information which has already been published in every paper of Nepal?"
~ Director of Intelligence Department
Working under minister of Foreign affairs.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:15 am
by Kalasparata
Great Nepal wrote:Um... we can help in this disastorous situation if you want us to. Our mens are more than willing to test use newly developed tried and tested nuclear weapon to destroy all of those mindful technology.
~Minister of Technology

Can we evacuate everyone first please?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:16 am
by Kalasparata
SGA-Atlantis wrote:Our best scientist, McKay, can get on the problem immediately. Is it an external virus? Do you have any clue how much memory the virus requires to download itself?

Yes

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:16 am
by Novograd IV
Kalasparata wrote:
Great Nepal wrote:Um... we can help in this disastorous situation if you want us to. Our mens are more than willing to test use newly developed tried and tested nuclear weapon to destroy all of those mindful technology.
~Minister of Technology

Most Tech is nuke proof

Godmod/techwank

my godsheild brings all the nukes to the yard...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:20 am
by Kalasparata
Blademasters765 wrote:
SGA-Atlantis wrote:Our best scientist, McKay, can get on the problem immediately. Is it an external virus? Do you have any clue how much memory the virus requires to download itself?

How about Colonel Shepard, Tayla and Ronin

You can go with McKay to another ppart of the nation. Kalasparata is HUGE!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:20 am
by Nouevelle
All I can say is karma.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:21 am
by Novograd IV
Nouevelle wrote:All I can say is karma.

you got ninja'd, look up a few posts

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:21 am
by Kalasparata
Novograd IV wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:
Great Nepal wrote:Um... we can help in this disastorous situation if you want us to. Our mens are more than willing to test use newly developed tried and tested nuclear weapon to destroy all of those mindful technology.
~Minister of Technology

Most Tech is nuke proof

Godmod/techwank

my godsheild brings all the nukes to the yard...

Fine, I'll change it!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:22 am
by Nouevelle
Kalasparata wrote:
Blademasters765 wrote:
SGA-Atlantis wrote:Our best scientist, McKay, can get on the problem immediately. Is it an external virus? Do you have any clue how much memory the virus requires to download itself?

How about Colonel Shepard, Tayla and Ronin

You can go with McKay to another ppart of the nation. Kalasparata is HUGE!


Yes, apparently, 1.234 Billion is the new huge.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:22 am
by Strykla
your welcome for the virus

PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:22 am
by SGA-Atlantis
Well, we'll send in McKay armed with a laptop, lifesigns detector, and a 9mm that we feel he can reasonably fire with an accuracy of three feet to either side of the intended target.

And if it's okay with you, the rest of Sheppard's team will stand by in a cloaked ship.