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Kalasparata
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Postby Kalasparata » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:22 am

Technology is so advanced in Kalasparata that it has a mind of it's own. It was peacful till a virus was sent out. Now

Everything is in Chaos for humans and mermaids, who are equally inteligent and treated equally.

Instead of hospital machines helping people, they are killing them. Toilets flush everything in them on to the person who has just used it. Guns are shooting people automatically, computers are typing in comands to themselves and eachother to enslave people. Explosives suicide bomb civilian hubs, Corrosives are burning through people, submarines for humans are filling with water drowning everyone and nes for mermaids are empting the water, which mermaids need. Boats are dropping anchors on mermaids and sinking themselves on to o mermaids' building when they have humans in them. Human filled cars are driving into trees and not activating the airbags, planes are landing on top of people, killing them. MP3 players/Ipods/Walmans ect. are whipping people with their headphone, sterios are turning themselves so loud that are defening people, torchers so bright that they blind, prisons are realising prisinors who are commiting crimes, sewer pipes are pushing all the sewage backward flooding everything and clean water pipes are doing the opposite, causing drought, computers are sending eachother to school to teach other mor, taps aren't realsing water, tractors are destroying crops causing fammon and there is nothing any Kalasparatans do, anyone who can help will recive large amounts of money
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Postby Moon Man » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:42 am

Did you try to pull the plug? Anyway, we could divert an asteroid. It would impact on your nation and smash everything into tiny pieces. Getting rid of all that rouge technology. But you should evacuate your people probably first, though.

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Postby La Habana » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:51 am

Moon Man wrote:Did you try to pull the plug?


This is the advice that our scientists would give also. Either that or just ignore the problem until it goes away.
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Postby Kalasparata » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:52 am

Moon Man wrote:Did you try to pull the plug? Anyway, we could divert an asteroid. It would impact on your nation and smash everything into tiny pieces. Getting rid of all that rouge technology. But you should evacuate your people probably first, though.

No use, some of this technology can protect itself and other technology from asteroids
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Postby Kalasparata » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:52 am

La Habana wrote:Either that or just ignore the problem until it goes away.

:palm:
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Postby Blademasters765 » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:53 am

turn of the electricity............
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Postby Kalasparata » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:55 am

Moon Man wrote:Did you try to pull the plug?

Yes, they pluged themselves back in and turning it on whilst running on batteries then electricutes anyone who trys to unplug it
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Postby Kalasparata » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:56 am

Blademasters765 wrote:turn of the electricity............

When we do, all the power is still there for a split second. In that time, it turns itself on again
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Postby Great Nepal » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:57 am

Um... we can help in this disastorous situation if you want us to. Our mens are more than willing to test use newly developed tried and tested nuclear weapon to destroy all of those mindful technology.
~Minister of Technology
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Postby SGA-Atlantis » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:58 am

Our best scientist, McKay, can get on the problem immediately. Is it an external virus? Do you have any clue how much memory the virus requires to download itself?
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Postby Blademasters765 » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:59 am

SGA-Atlantis wrote:Our best scientist, McKay, can get on the problem immediately. Is it an external virus? Do you have any clue how much memory the virus requires to download itself?

How about Colonel Shepard, Tayla and Ronin
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Postby SGA-Atlantis » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:01 am

Blademasters765 wrote:
SGA-Atlantis wrote:Our best scientist, McKay, can get on the problem immediately. Is it an external virus? Do you have any clue how much memory the virus requires to download itself?

How about Colonel Shepard, Tayla and Ronin

We'll try them if McKay gets shot and killed, but we want to send him in alone first just to see.
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Postby Novograd IV » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:02 am

this looks like karma is striking, we cannot interfere in this matter :ugeek:
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Postby Hayaba » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:05 am

We have learned of this from our best spies.
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Postby Great Nepal » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:07 am

Hayaba wrote:We have learned of this from our best spies.

"You mean your best spies can only gather information which has already been published in every paper of Nepal?"
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Postby Kalasparata » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:15 am

Great Nepal wrote:Um... we can help in this disastorous situation if you want us to. Our mens are more than willing to test use newly developed tried and tested nuclear weapon to destroy all of those mindful technology.
~Minister of Technology

Can we evacuate everyone first please?
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Postby Kalasparata » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:16 am

SGA-Atlantis wrote:Our best scientist, McKay, can get on the problem immediately. Is it an external virus? Do you have any clue how much memory the virus requires to download itself?

Yes
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Postby Novograd IV » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:16 am

Kalasparata wrote:
Great Nepal wrote:Um... we can help in this disastorous situation if you want us to. Our mens are more than willing to test use newly developed tried and tested nuclear weapon to destroy all of those mindful technology.
~Minister of Technology

Most Tech is nuke proof

Godmod/techwank

my godsheild brings all the nukes to the yard...
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Postby Kalasparata » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:20 am

Blademasters765 wrote:
SGA-Atlantis wrote:Our best scientist, McKay, can get on the problem immediately. Is it an external virus? Do you have any clue how much memory the virus requires to download itself?

How about Colonel Shepard, Tayla and Ronin

You can go with McKay to another ppart of the nation. Kalasparata is HUGE!
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Postby Nouevelle » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:20 am

All I can say is karma.

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Postby Novograd IV » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:21 am

Nouevelle wrote:All I can say is karma.

you got ninja'd, look up a few posts
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Postby Kalasparata » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:21 am

Novograd IV wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:
Great Nepal wrote:Um... we can help in this disastorous situation if you want us to. Our mens are more than willing to test use newly developed tried and tested nuclear weapon to destroy all of those mindful technology.
~Minister of Technology

Most Tech is nuke proof

Godmod/techwank

my godsheild brings all the nukes to the yard...

Fine, I'll change it!
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Postby Nouevelle » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:22 am

Kalasparata wrote:
Blademasters765 wrote:
SGA-Atlantis wrote:Our best scientist, McKay, can get on the problem immediately. Is it an external virus? Do you have any clue how much memory the virus requires to download itself?

How about Colonel Shepard, Tayla and Ronin

You can go with McKay to another ppart of the nation. Kalasparata is HUGE!


Yes, apparently, 1.234 Billion is the new huge.

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Postby Strykla » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:22 am

your welcome for the virus
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Postby SGA-Atlantis » Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:22 am

Well, we'll send in McKay armed with a laptop, lifesigns detector, and a 9mm that we feel he can reasonably fire with an accuracy of three feet to either side of the intended target.

And if it's okay with you, the rest of Sheppard's team will stand by in a cloaked ship.
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