A Tour Of Bel-Gium (Closed)

[Kreanoltha]

"The big guy is back, eh?" said Colonel Vatuynos.

[New Amerik]

"Just the dragon, it seems. Now, I don't see a problem anywhere, Garzhan. There are many things that can fly that are bigger or the same size of that of the dragon."

[Jordtopia]

"Oh great, a normal Dragon, hmph..." the female Lizard commented as she stared at the hologram, and then sighed and quietly muttered "If only..."

[Kreanoltha]

"Not to fond of dra... what was the word? Screw it. Not to fond of drakes?" Ambassador Kinalvyus asked her. We was still embarrassed that he stumbled over that word, but he had first seen it written down and was still trying to pronounce it just from seeing that.

[New Amerik]

"Not to fond of dra... what was the word? Screw it. Not to fond of drakes?" Ambassador Kinalvyus asked her. We was still embarrassed that he stumbled over that word, but he had first seen it written down and was still trying to pronounce it just from seeing that.

"Dra - gon, it's dragon," The Dean said monotonously, "As for drake, they tend to be smaller and more cruder than their more advanced cousins, a Neanderthal to the draconic Homo Amerikanous."

[Jordtopia]

"Would be kinda interesting if you Amerikans WERE Dragons!" Carol mused

[New Amerik]

"Would be kinda interesting if you Amerikans WERE Dragons!" Carol mused

"We do count dragons among the 532 species currently having Amerikan Citizens. There are more than a few dragons from all over the world who live in our great nation. Perhaps the most known is the Chinese Lung, Chairman Kai, who runs a fine take-out restaurant in Sadevko City."

[Kreanoltha]

"Dra - gon, it's dragon," The Dean said monotonously, "As for drake, they tend to be smaller and more cruder than their more advanced cousins, a Neanderthal to the draconic Homo Amerikanous."

"Forgive me. Kreanolthan English is a bit archaic. Drake means the same as dragone in Modern English." He still was unaware that he had butchered "dragon."

[Jordtopia]

"Would be kinda interesting if you Amerikans WERE Dragons!" Carol mused

"We do count dragons among the 532 species currently having Amerikan Citizens. There are more than a few dragons from all over the world who live in our great nation. Perhaps the most known is the Chinese Lung, Chairman Kai, who runs a fine take-out restaurant in Sadevko City."

"Ah, interesting!" noted the red-skinned female Lizard

[New Amerik]

"Would be kinda interesting if you Amerikans WERE Dragons!" Carol mused

"We do count dragons among the 532 species currently having Amerikan Citizens. There are more than a few dragons from all over the world who live in our great nation. Perhaps the most known is the Chinese Lung, Chairman Kai, who runs a fine take-out restaurant in Sadevko City."

"Ah, interesting!" noted the red-skinned female Lizard

"Yes, he has attracted a fair bit of controversy from the UAJ government over his 'Free China' movement. He believes Japan should give back it's conquered enemy and allow it to once more become a country, instead of just memories and artifacts."

[Jordtopia]

"I see..."

[Kreanoltha]

Colonel Vatuynos had a hearty laugh at this. "Why would anyone do that? If your Japan is anything geographically like ours was then it needs the room badly."

[New Amerik]

"He believes Japan's capitalistic and vaguely politically free nature should compel it to return his homeland to it's former state. Plus, Japan already has Korea...and Vietnam.....and Indonesia....and Thailand....and India.....and a bit of Novaya Russia....and much of the Southeast Asian Islands...and the Phillipines.....and really a whole bunch of other places."

[New Garzah]

"He;s got a point. Plus, with their traditionally aggressive attitudes, they would be better permanently at each other's throats than combined."

[Kreanoltha]

"I see." said Colonel Vatuynos. "Then maybe they don't need it."

[Jordtopia]

"Eh? China? Japan? Hm, interesting..."

[New Amerik]

"You find the history of Earth fascinating? We stay out of Japan's internal problems, and they stay out of ours. We do, however, employ several mercenary squads of Chinese rebels."

[Jordtopia]

"I see... well, there WAS an Empire of Nippon that was involved in the Great War on the side of the bad guys we fought against, and there WAS a Sino Republic that was fighting against them at the time, they won in the end."

[Kreanoltha]

"Trust me. This whole thing gets less interesting the twentieth time you've heard about it. Sure the first time or two you hear thjat another planet has a similar history to yours it sounds cool and all, but after the tenth time it losses its magic." Ambassador Kinalvyus said. He had heard this same conversation in thirty different versions. There was a great war. A nation like Japan got defeated by a nation like America. He just assumed that it happened unless they said otherwise.

[New Garzah]

"Yes, it can be rather annoying."

[New Amerik]

"For us, it was before we were New Amerik. We were the horrible, still foolish country of America, when we were still ignorant of the terribleness of the cancer called democracy. Japan fought against us, and we almost nuked them, but after Japan saw our superheroes, they surrendered. Shortly afterwards, they marched on China with their battle robots."

[Kreanoltha]

"We were positioned in the worst possible spot for WWII. We were between Russia and Germany. We stayed alive by making ourselves indispensable to both sides. We sold everything to anyone. We came out of that war with an economy worth 35 trillion Keatans."

[New Garzah]

"Heh, funny, the other country in your location was the first credible nation to go down, and did so in a month. Them Polskis is funny."

[Kreanoltha]

"Heheheh, Yeah we told Germany we could make them better guns if we were alive. We gouged them so bad on the prices that they couldn't afford a nuclear program!"

[New Garzah]

"Heheheh, Yeah we told Germany we could make them better guns if we were alive. We gouged them so bad on the prices that they couldn't afford a nuclear program!"

"Hah! The other Germans had the most advanced stuff in the war, but couldn't make enough of any of it! Plus, Hitler was a stupid strategist. They defeated themselves."