A Tour Of Bel-Gium (Closed)

[The Floor Kippers]

The Entire Air Traffic Control Staff had stopped to stare at what looked like a Squid/Octopus thing Arguing with A Knight Of the Foreign Order

[Kreanoltha]

The Dean responded, "Yes, the 20th Century was always somewhat ridiculous when one looks at its history, though it was one of the more horrible due to the two World Wars. The 21st is much better."

"Ah yes. The UFOs." Ambassador Kinalvyus said. "They were a rather dilly bit of business that one of our colleges started as a prank. They never meant for it to go as far as it did, but the plan was to fly a hovering saucer over Roswell. Unfortunately it crashed, and the US government got a hold of it."

[New Amerik]

The Dean was amused at this. "The 21st century doesn't even know you exist, except for us, and that's only because we've got better PR. As for worship, that is quite a laugh. No one worships any aliens, for the only ones on Earth are preparing for war against it."

"Maybe your Earth. Our Earth is a lot stupider. In fact, they attacked our diplomatic flight to the surface which delayed first contact for hundreds of years."

"Then such idiots deserve death. One should attempt to contact ships before blasting them out of the sky if hostile."

[Jordtopia]

Sir Humphrey Led the Group down the Corridor and into the Darkened room.
The room was Dominated by a Large table, Around which Sat the air traffic Controllers, Earpieces, Microphones and Computer Touch Screens as Standard, however Floating Above the Table was a Hologram Of the Entire Country, From The Bearing Mountains, to Fort Atlantis on the Island Of Mevagissy. Above the Hologram Of the Country was Holograms of Every Single Plane in Floor Kippers Airspace, From the small Private Planes to the Long Haul 747s, The The Military Jets and The KACACs Each one Matching the Movements of the Real thing, Each one Incredibly Detailed, Occupying the Equivalent position in the Hologramatic Sky as the real thing did.

Carol stared at the holograms of the planes, and her long tongue drooped out of her wide open snout, her eyes widened, and her tail started wagging rapidly. While she was an adult female Lizard who was very attractive and was an ambassador, Carol adores planes greatly.

[New Garzah]

The Entire Air Traffic Control Staff had stopped to stare at what looked like a Squid/Octopus thing Arguing with A Knight Of the Foreign Order

"Don't mind us. We are but simple tacos." He turned to the Dean, "We almost did kill them. But we were merciful and allowed the morons to spread to other stars."

He noticed Carol's tail wagging and thought it was humorously reminiscent of one of those old Earth pets.

[The Floor Kippers]

Most of the Staff shrugged, And all of them returned to work

[New Garzah]

Most of the Staff shrugged, And all of them returned to work

"I can't believe that worked." mumbled the Emperor.

[The Floor Kippers]

Most of the Staff shrugged, And all of them returned to work

"I can't believe that worked." mumbled the Emperor.

"Keep Calm and Carry on" Sir Humphrey said "As they said in the war"

[New Garzah]

Most of the Staff shrugged, And all of them returned to work

"I can't believe that worked." mumbled the Emperor.

"Keep Calm and Carry on" Sir Humphrey said "As they said in the war"

"What war?"

[New Amerik]

Most of the Staff shrugged, And all of them returned to work

"I can't believe that worked." mumbled the Emperor.

"Keep Calm and Carry on" Sir Humphrey said "As they said in the war"

"That was the advice they gave to Kuwait in 2017," The Dean muttered darkly, "Like it actually helped. Told them to put bags on their heads, too....made it easier to collect the bodies."

[The Floor Kippers]

"The Second World War, 1944-1949" Sir Humphrey Explained "It Goes with "Stiff Upper Lip"

[New Garzah]

"The Second Would War, 1944-1949" Sir Humphrey Explained "It Goes with "Stiff Upper Lip"

"Oh. Funny, Stupid Earth had a world war from 1939-1945. It started with Poland and ended with nukes. Crazy the things you humans do."

[New Amerik]

"The Second Would War, 1944-1949" Sir Humphrey Explained "It Goes with "Stiff Upper Lip"

"Oh. Funny, Stupid Earth had a world war from 1939-1945. It started with Poland and ended with nukes. Crazy the things you humans do."

"Our Earth had a similar war, though thankfully nuclear devices were not used at the last second, when the Japanese surrendered. It was good for them, as their secret Hiroshima robotics factory would have been destroyed had we dropped the bomb."

[Kreanoltha]

"Oh. Funny, Stupid Earth had a world war from 1939-1945. It started with Poland and ended with nukes. Crazy the things you humans do."

"In our Earth Japan was almost totally annihilated by nukes that we sold the Americans." Ambassador Kinalvyus said with a bit of satisfaction.

[New Amerik]

"Oh. Funny, Stupid Earth had a world war from 1939-1945. It started with Poland and ended with nukes. Crazy the things you humans do."

"In our Earth Japan was almost totally annihilated by nukes that we sold the Americans." Ambassador Kinalvyus said with a bit of satisfaction.

"And for us, Japan became a leader in terms of technology and robotics, the Soviet Union beczme democratic, Africa united, and New Amerik was created. All in all, we think things turned out for the better."

[Kreanoltha]

"And for us, Japan became a leader in terms of technology and robotics, the Soviet Union beczme democratic, Africa united, and New Amerik was created. All in all, we think things turned out for the better."

"We made several trillions off of the war. Both sides came to us for supplies and weapons. We figured we could do business with whomever won."

[The Floor Kippers]

Sir Humphrey Waited, Politely and Patiently until they had Finished "Any Questions?"

[Jordtopia]

"The Second Would War, 1944-1949" Sir Humphrey Explained "It Goes with "Stiff Upper Lip"

"Oh. Funny, Stupid Earth had a world war from 1939-1945. It started with Poland and ended with nukes. Crazy the things you humans do."

"Our Earth had a similar war, though thankfully nuclear devices were not used at the last second, when the Japanese surrendered. It was good for them, as their secret Hiroshima robotics factory would have been destroyed had we dropped the bomb."

"Hm, that sounds oddly like the Great War, waged from 1939 all the way to early 1950."

[New Garzah]

"Oh yes, our Earth had a Great War from 1914-1919. It was pretty awful."

[Jordtopia]

"Interesting, there WAS a "War of Bloodshed" lasting from 1914 to 1918, hmph..."

[New Garzah]

"Well, we should probably continue the tour and not waste anymore of our hosts' time." said the Emperor, displaying a level of politeness that even he didn't know he had.

[Jordtopia]

Nodding, Carol replied "Yes, we should continue, shall we?"

[Kreanoltha]

"Yes, that would be a good idea." said Ambassador Kinalvyus.

[The Floor Kippers]

"Anyway" Sir Humphrey Said "From this room, and Several Back up rooms located across the country, Every single Aircraft is Directed and Ordered"

[Jordtopia]

"Anyway" Sir Humphrey Said "From this room, and Several Back up rooms located across the country, Every single Aircraft is Directed and Ordered"

"Ooh! Cool!" commented Carol, her tail wagging energetically again