A Tour Of Bel-Gium (Closed)

[Kreanoltha]

"Now that sounds cool." Colonel Vatuynos said with a childish grin. He had taken off his helmet again.

[Jordtopia]

Lilith looked at the others. "You find something amusing about women of Garzhah? One's sex is merely a biological system....and can be changed, just as any other biological system can. Should there be something funny about identification between the genders of an alien species?"

"I hope someone is recording this, because I actually agree with Lilith. It didn't seem that funny. Our women are no more... 'femininely enthusiastic' than anyone else's."

"Come On now, Old Thing" Harry said "Stiff upper Lip"

"Speaking of recordings, Harry, we were wondering if you had a record of the fight between the Crustacean and the Plainsian Armored Combine. We hope to use the footage for recruitment purposes."

Harry Looked Puzzled "The what and What?"

The Dean audibly sighed. "The video where the giant armored lobster with a howitzer on its back is fighting the combine harvester with chain guns."

"Ohhh!" Harry said with a tone of realization "You'll Have to talk to the Video Uploader for that, ZoeH I think is the Username"

They Had Now Reached a Door with a Keypad Beside it.
Sir Humphrey Typed in a Code and the too Bleeped open.
He led the Group Through into A Wooden Corridor.
At the end off the corridor Was A door that was Slightly Ajar, The room inside was Dark, the Odd flash of some strange light braking the rooms darkness. Voices drifted down the Corridor, The Were Saying things Like "FK International Flight Victor Foxtrot Niner Delta, Proceed to Bel-Gium International and Enter Queue"
Sir Humphrey Turned to face the group. Shall we go to traffic control or Administration First?"

Shrugging, Carol replied" whichever one has windows so you can see the planes flying by."

[New Garzah]

Now that was perfect. The Emperor hated "details" and "numbers". "I agree. The radar screens are probably far more boring."

[New Amerik]

The Dean said, "Yes, I do know perfectly well what I just said. Should we stubble upon Zoe, you may inquire her for details of the fight. I am merely asking if we could get a copy of it, as we did not record the fight ourselves."

[New Garzah]

"Speaking of Zoe, where did she go? She just disappeared a while ago."

[Kreanoltha]

We don't really care one way or another." said Colonel Vatuynos. "But I guess the one with the windows would be best."

[The Floor Kippers]

The Dean said, "Yes, I do know perfectly well what I just said. Should we stubble upon Zoe, you may inquire her for details of the fight. I am merely asking if we could get a copy of it, as we did not record the fight ourselves."

"As Far As I was Breifed on the Four Unit Project, all Files are transferred to External Isolated Hard drive At the end of the day, Said Drive being located in the MDSS" Harry Explained
"When You Left, She stayed behind and Helped Ian Out of the Pond, Then Threw Ace In" Kayo Explained

"I Must Explain we are Several Miles From the nearest Airport" Sir Humphrey explained "However If you want to see Planes, ATC is the best bet"

[New Garzah]

The Dean said, "Yes, I do know perfectly well what I just said. Should we stubble upon Zoe, you may inquire her for details of the fight. I am merely asking if we could get a copy of it, as we did not record the fight ourselves."

"As Far As I was Breifed on the Four Unit Project, all Files are transferred to External Isolated Hard drive At the end of the day, Said Drive being located in the MDSS" Harry Explained
"When You Left, She stayed behind and Helped Ian Out of the Pond, Then Threw Ace In" Kayo Explained

"I Must Explain we are Several Miles From the nearest Airport" Sir Humphrey explained

"Makes sense. I too enjoy tossing people into water."

[Jordtopia]

"Really?" asked Carol "Huh!" scratching her hairless head.

[New Amerik]

"Fine with us."

[New Garzah]

"Really?" asked Carol "Huh!" scratching her hairless head.

"Yeah. It's not exactly a hobby, but you would have to give me a good reason to turn down a people-chuckin' offer."

[Kreanoltha]

"That does sound amusing." said Ambassador Kinalvyus.

[New Garzah]

"That does sound amusing." said Ambassador Kinalvyus.

"Oh yes. Humans from the 20th century are the most fun, for obvious reasons."

[Jordtopia]

"Really?" asked Carol "Huh!" scratching her hairless head.

"Yeah. It's not exactly a hobby, but you would have to give me a good reason to turn down a people-chuckin' offer."

"Oh, no, no, I was replying to the airport being a few miles away.

[New Garzah]

"Really?" asked Carol "Huh!" scratching her hairless head.

"Yeah. It's not exactly a hobby, but you would have to give me a good reason to turn down a people-chuckin' offer."

"Oh, no, no, I was replying to the airport being a few miles away.

"Oh. Well that's entirely different."

[Jordtopia]

"Yeah, it pretty much is"

[New Garzah]

"Yeah, it pretty much is"

"Pretty much."

[Kreanoltha]

"Oh yes. Humans from the 20th century are the most fun, for obvious reasons."

Colonel Vatuynos and Ambassador Kinalvyus both grinned at that. "And why would that be?" asked Ambassador Kinalvyus.

[The Floor Kippers]

Sir Humphrey Led the Group down the Corridor and into the Darkened room.
The room was Dominated by a Large table, Around which Sat the air traffic Controllers, Earpieces, Microphones and Computer Touch Screens as Standard, however Floating Above the Table was a Hologram Of the Entire Country, From The Bearing Mountains, to Fort Atlantis on the Island Of Mevagissy. Above the Hologram Of the Country was Holograms of Every Single Plane in Floor Kippers Airspace, From the small Private Planes to the Long Haul 747s, The The Military Jets and The KACACs Each one Matching the Movements of the Real thing, Each one Incredibly Detailed, Occupying the Equivalent position in the Hologramatic Sky as the real thing did.

[New Garzah]

"Oh yes. Humans from the 20th century are the most fun, for obvious reasons."

Colonel Vatuynos and Ambassador Kinalvyus both grinned at that. "And why would that be?" asked Ambassador Kinalvyus.

"You know, the whole 'UFO-mania' thing. In fact, they actually invented the flying saucer. Other species just built them to mess with the humans."

[New Amerik]

"Well, this is all fine and good, but tell me this: what would be the difference between your administration and flight control ,and which one is more likely to lead to interesting hijinks?"

The Dean responded, "Yes, the 20th Century was always somewhat ridiculous when one looks at its history, though it was one of the more horrible due to the two World Wars. The 21st is much better."

[The Floor Kippers]

"Well, this is all fine and good, but tell me this: what would be the difference between your administration and flight control ,and which one is more likely to lead to interesting hijinks?"

Sir Humphrey Stood in the Turquoise Glow of the Hologram "Well this is ATC"

[New Garzah]

"Well, this is all fine and good, but tell me this: what would be the difference between your administration and flight control ,and which one is more likely to lead to interesting hijinks?"

The Dean responded, "Yes, the 20th Century was always somewhat ridiculous when one looks at its history, though it was one of the more horrible due to the two World Wars. The 21st is much better."

"Yeah, but the 21st century people are smarter and don't yell about flying saucers as much. Mostly they try to worship us until we give them a small burst with our guns."

[New Amerik]

The Dean was amused at this. "The 21st century doesn't even know you exist, except for us, and that's only because we've got better PR. As for worship, that is quite a laugh. No one worships any aliens, for the only ones on Earth are preparing for war against it."

[New Garzah]

The Dean was amused at this. "The 21st century doesn't even know you exist, except for us, and that's only because we've got better PR. As for worship, that is quite a laugh. No one worships any aliens, for the only ones on Earth are preparing for war against it."

"Maybe your Earth. Our Earth is a lot stupider. In fact, they attacked our diplomatic flight to the surface which delayed first contact for hundreds of years."