A Tour Of Bel-Gium (Closed)

[The Floor Kippers]

The Dean filtered out. "Yes, yes, but why do you have separate sections for both forms of the same thing - traffic?"

"Well there's the Department of Traffic Jams, and then the One We're Headed to, Both different things"

[New Garzah]

Sir Humphrey Smiled "Right, Now that that's sorted, Next Stop, the Department of Air Traffic Administration and Control"
He Led the group out of his office and up a set of Metal Stairs

Oh joy! Air traffic control! The Emperor could not think of anything more fun than that! On the whole, though, this tour was not very exciting. The ride down was fun, but other than that, nothing had really happened. "You know, in our military, males and females are treated completely equally. We don't exactly have anything to hide-" he glanced down at his own body to emphasize the fact that the clothes he wore were primarily ornamental- "and often times the females are more courageous and downright scarier than our male soldiers."

[Jordtopia]

"Really? I hate to see what the females look like!" Carol chuckled

[The Floor Kippers]

Harry Snorted With Laughter and Had to Hide his face with his Hat

[New Garzah]

"Really? I hate to see what the females look like!" Carol chuckled

"To aliens like yourself, they're totally identical... on the outside." He formed the equivalent of a grin. No matter what species, women were curious beings.

[Kreanoltha]

Upon hearing what Carol had said Ambassador Kinalvyus covered his face with his hat and bit his tongue as hard as he could, which was really a bad idea as he could exert several tons of force with his jaws. A little blood oozed out, but he was still fighting the urge to laugh. Colonel Vatuynos just put his helmet on and turned off the external speakers. HE laughed his head off inside with the satisfaction that no one could hear him.

[New Amerik]

Lilith looked at the others. "You find something amusing about women of Garzhah? One's sex is merely a biological system....and can be changed, just as any other biological system can. Should there be something funny about identification between the genders of an alien species?"

[Jordtopia]

Carol shrugged, replying "Just saying..."

[New Garzah]

Lilith looked at the others. "You find something amusing about women of Garzhah? One's sex is merely a biological system....and can be changed, just as any other biological system can. Should there be something funny about identification between the genders of an alien species?"

"I hope someone is recording this, because I actually agree with Lilith. It didn't seem that funny. Our women are no more... 'femininely enthusiastic' than anyone else's."

[The Floor Kippers]

Lilith looked at the others. "You find something amusing about women of Garzhah? One's sex is merely a biological system....and can be changed, just as any other biological system can. Should there be something funny about identification between the genders of an alien species?"

"I hope someone is recording this, because I actually agree with Lilith. It didn't seem that funny. Our women are no more... 'femininely enthusiastic' than anyone else's."

"Come On now, Old Thing" Harry said "Stiff upper Lip"

[New Amerik]

Lilith looked at the others. "You find something amusing about women of Garzhah? One's sex is merely a biological system....and can be changed, just as any other biological system can. Should there be something funny about identification between the genders of an alien species?"

"I hope someone is recording this, because I actually agree with Lilith. It didn't seem that funny. Our women are no more... 'femininely enthusiastic' than anyone else's."

"Come On now, Old Thing" Harry said "Stiff upper Lip"

"Speaking of recordings, Harry, we were wondering if you had a record of the fight between the Crustacean and the Plainsian Armored Combine. We hope to use the footage for recruitment purposes."

[Jordtopia]

"Well, you said the females were scarier than the males, but alright!" commented Carol

[The Floor Kippers]

Lilith looked at the others. "You find something amusing about women of Garzhah? One's sex is merely a biological system....and can be changed, just as any other biological system can. Should there be something funny about identification between the genders of an alien species?"

"I hope someone is recording this, because I actually agree with Lilith. It didn't seem that funny. Our women are no more... 'femininely enthusiastic' than anyone else's."

"Come On now, Old Thing" Harry said "Stiff upper Lip"

"Speaking of recordings, Harry, we were wondering if you had a record of the fight between the Crustacean and the Plainsian Armored Combine. We hope to use the footage for recruitment purposes."

Harry Looked Puzzled "The what and What?"

[New Garzah]

Lilith looked at the others. "You find something amusing about women of Garzhah? One's sex is merely a biological system....and can be changed, just as any other biological system can. Should there be something funny about identification between the genders of an alien species?"

"I hope someone is recording this, because I actually agree with Lilith. It didn't seem that funny. Our women are no more... 'femininely enthusiastic' than anyone else's."

"Come On now, Old Thing" Harry said "Stiff upper Lip"

The Emperor was a bit confused now. He had no lips, and didn't have much of and upper anything. "Right... I'll just step into this conveniently placed mutation machine and get right on that... And yes, they are sometimes, but in the sense of a mother's reaction to losing a child to an enemy."

[Kreanoltha]

Ambassador Kinalvyus sucked on his tongue a little to try and stop the bleeding and then began an apology. "I am sorry Emperor." he said with a barely perceptible lisp. "Carol's comment was just a funny at the time. Unfortunately suppressing laughter tend to make things funnier. I've never seen a Garzhahian, I hope I have the dynonem right there, before today so I really have no right to laugh at that at all."

[The Floor Kippers]

Lilith looked at the others. "You find something amusing about women of Garzhah? One's sex is merely a biological system....and can be changed, just as any other biological system can. Should there be something funny about identification between the genders of an alien species?"

"I hope someone is recording this, because I actually agree with Lilith. It didn't seem that funny. Our women are no more... 'femininely enthusiastic' than anyone else's."

"Come On now, Old Thing" Harry said "Stiff upper Lip"

The Emperor was a bit confused now. He had no lips, and didn't have much of and upper anything. "Right... I'll just step into this conveniently placed mutation machine and get right on that... And yes, they are sometimes, but in the sense of a mother's reaction to losing a child to an enemy."

"You Misunderstand Stiff Upper Lip Means to display fortitude in the face of adversity, or exercise self-restraint in the expression of emotion"

[New Garzah]

Ambassador Kinalvyus sucked on his tongue a little to try and stop the bleeding and then began an apology. "I am sorry Emperor." he said with a barely perceptible lisp. "Carol's comment was just a funny at the time. Unfortunately suppressing laughter tend to make things funnier. I've never seen a Garzhahian, I hope I have the dynonem right there, before today so I really have no right to laugh at that at all."

"Oh, don't worry about it. You have bigger problems." He indicated the Ambassador's steadily bleeding tongue."Oh. I get it now."

[Kreanoltha]

Lilith looked at the others. "You find something amusing about women of Garzhah? One's sex is merely a biological system....and can be changed, just as any other biological system can. Should there be something funny about identification between the genders of an alien species?"

"I hope someone is recording this, because I actually agree with Lilith. It didn't seem that funny. Our women are no more... 'femininely enthusiastic' than anyone else's."

"Come On now, Old Thing" Harry said "Stiff upper Lip"

The Emperor was a bit confused now. He had no lips, and didn't have much of and upper anything. "Right... I'll just step into this conveniently placed mutation machine and get right on that... And yes, they are sometimes, but in the sense of a mother's reaction to losing a child to an enemy."

"It's a human expression." Colonel Vatuynos said. "Humans' upper lips tend to get soft and... quivery when they get said, and fathers teach their sons to conceal that by keeping their upper lips stiff."

[New Garzah]

"Yes, still another odd thing you folks do."

[Jordtopia]

Carol shrugged and continued to listen.

[Kreanoltha]

"Oh, don't worry about it. You have bigger problems." He indicated the Ambassador's steadily bleeding tongue."Oh. I get it now."

"What?" he said. He could taste the iron-cobalt-titanium mixture of his blood in his mouth. Oh... "Thank you, but it will be fine in a minute or two." He could already feel the bleeding stopping and muscle and skin repairing itself.

[New Amerik]

Lilith looked at the others. "You find something amusing about women of Garzhah? One's sex is merely a biological system....and can be changed, just as any other biological system can. Should there be something funny about identification between the genders of an alien species?"

"I hope someone is recording this, because I actually agree with Lilith. It didn't seem that funny. Our women are no more... 'femininely enthusiastic' than anyone else's."

"Come On now, Old Thing" Harry said "Stiff upper Lip"

"Speaking of recordings, Harry, we were wondering if you had a record of the fight between the Crustacean and the Plainsian Armored Combine. We hope to use the footage for recruitment purposes."

Harry Looked Puzzled "The what and What?"

The Dean audibly sighed. "The video where the giant armored lobster with a howitzer on its back is fighting the combine harvester with chain guns."

[Jordtopia]

Carol gave the Dean a weird look, one that displayed her utter confusion clearly.

[The Floor Kippers]

Lilith looked at the others. "You find something amusing about women of Garzhah? One's sex is merely a biological system....and can be changed, just as any other biological system can. Should there be something funny about identification between the genders of an alien species?"

"I hope someone is recording this, because I actually agree with Lilith. It didn't seem that funny. Our women are no more... 'femininely enthusiastic' than anyone else's."

"Come On now, Old Thing" Harry said "Stiff upper Lip"

"Speaking of recordings, Harry, we were wondering if you had a record of the fight between the Crustacean and the Plainsian Armored Combine. We hope to use the footage for recruitment purposes."

Harry Looked Puzzled "The what and What?"

The Dean audibly sighed. "The video where the giant armored lobster with a howitzer on its back is fighting the combine harvester with chain guns."

"Ohhh!" Harry said with a tone of realization "You'll Have to talk to the Video Uploader for that, ZoeH I think is the Username"

They Had Now Reached a Door with a Keypad Beside it.
Sir Humphrey Typed in a Code and the too Bleeped open.
He led the Group Through into A Wooden Corridor.
At the end off the corridor Was A door that was Slightly Ajar, The room inside was Dark, the Odd flash of some strange light braking the rooms darkness. Voices drifted down the Corridor, The Were Saying things Like "FK International Flight Victor Foxtrot Niner Delta, Proceed to Bel-Gium International and Enter Queue"
Sir Humphrey Turned to face the group. Shall we go to traffic control or Administration First?"

[New Garzah]

Lilith looked at the others. "You find something amusing about women of Garzhah? One's sex is merely a biological system....and can be changed, just as any other biological system can. Should there be something funny about identification between the genders of an alien species?"

"I hope someone is recording this, because I actually agree with Lilith. It didn't seem that funny. Our women are no more... 'femininely enthusiastic' than anyone else's."

"Come On now, Old Thing" Harry said "Stiff upper Lip"

"Speaking of recordings, Harry, we were wondering if you had a record of the fight between the Crustacean and the Plainsian Armored Combine. We hope to use the footage for recruitment purposes."

Harry Looked Puzzled "The what and What?"

The Dean audibly sighed. "The video where the giant armored lobster with a howitzer on its back is fighting the combine harvester with chain guns."

The Emperor couldn't possibly have attempted to suppress his laughter at that, and so didn't try. Of all the things he had heard in his 497 years, that was one of the funniest! "Dean, do you have any idea what you just said?"