A Tour Of Bel-Gium (Closed)

[Jordtopia]

"Ah, pleasure to meet you, Sir. Humphrey!" she cheerfully replied, although she was disturbed by the Emperor's comment.

[The Floor Kippers]

"Ah, pleasure to meet you, Sir. Humphrey!" she cheerfully replied, although she was disturbed by the Emperor's comment.

"Now are there any more questions Before I Show you the Ministry?" Sir Humphrey asked

[New Amerik]

The Dean nodded to the newcomer, and said, "And, if I may firther ask, from where do you hail?, while still holding out one of his many mechanical arms for the person to shake. Lilith nodded, before replying, "Are you a fellow believer in the greatness of Science and the gloriousness of the Living God, or are you a democratic Luddite, scourge of existence?"

The Dean replied, "My companion is Lilith, High Angyl of Science and Hammerer of Luddites."

[New Garzah]

"Ah, pleasure to meet you, Sir. Humphrey!" she cheerfully replied, although she was disturbed by the Emperor's comment.

Well, the expression on her face said that her reaction was not what was expected. Too bad. Some people just didn't have a sense of humor. And for once, he didn't find it utterly hilarious that she had reacted so strangely. Which was odd, because usually that was a total riot. What was wrong with him today? "Yes, I was wondering where you came from." So I could tell what spices to buy. He grinned to himself.

[Jordtopia]

The Lizard tapped her chin with her index finger's claw before replying "No, I don't think so..." but she came to a thought "Oh! Um, Kayo, what did you want earlier? Just asking...

The Dean nodded to the newcomer, and said, "And, if I may firther ask, from where do you hail?, while still holding out one of his many mechanical arms for the person to shake. Lilith nodded, before replying, "Are you a fellow believer in the greatness of Science and the gloriousness of the Living God, or are you a democratic Luddite, scourge of existence?"

The Dean replied, "My companion is Lilith, High Angyl of Science and Hammerer of Luddites."

Carol stared the Dean, reluctant to touch his arm, instead replying "Um, I hail from the New United States of Jordtopia, and while I believe that Science is a great thing, I don't worship its greatness!"

[The Floor Kippers]

The Lizard tapped her chin with her index finger's claw before replying "No, I don't think so..." but she came to a thought "Oh! Um, Kayo, what did you want earlier? Just asking..."

Kayo Looked thoroughly Embarrassed and Mumbled something along the lines of"Nevermind"

[New Garzah]

The Lizard tapped her chin with her index finger's claw before replying "No, I don't think so..." but she came to a thought "Oh! Um, Kayo, what did you want earlier? Just asking...

The Dean nodded to the newcomer, and said, "And, if I may firther ask, from where do you hail?, while still holding out one of his many mechanical arms for the person to shake. Lilith nodded, before replying, "Are you a fellow believer in the greatness of Science and the gloriousness of the Living God, or are you a democratic Luddite, scourge of existence?"

The Dean replied, "My companion is Lilith, High Angyl of Science and Hammerer of Luddites."

Carol stared the Dean, reluctant to touch his arm, instead replying "Um, I hail from the New United States of Jordtopia, and while I believe that Science is a great thing, I don't worship its greatness!"

"That makes you the only sane one of us here. Congratulations!" Thank goodness she wasn't a nutjob. There were too many of those for the Emperor's liking.

[The Floor Kippers]

The Lizard tapped her chin with her index finger's claw before replying "No, I don't think so..." but she came to a thought "Oh! Um, Kayo, what did you want earlier? Just asking...

The Dean nodded to the newcomer, and said, "And, if I may firther ask, from where do you hail?, while still holding out one of his many mechanical arms for the person to shake. Lilith nodded, before replying, "Are you a fellow believer in the greatness of Science and the gloriousness of the Living God, or are you a democratic Luddite, scourge of existence?"

The Dean replied, "My companion is Lilith, High Angyl of Science and Hammerer of Luddites."

Carol stared the Dean, reluctant to touch his arm, instead replying "Um, I hail from the New United States of Jordtopia, and while I believe that Science is a great thing, I don't worship its greatness!"

"That makes you the only sane one of us here. Congratulations!" Thank goodness she wasn't a nutjob. There were too many of those for the Emperor's liking.

Sir Humphrey and Lieutenant Sullivan Frowned at the Emperor, Lieutenant Sullivan Then Turned to Face Carol "EDF Naval Forces Lieutenant Harry Sullivan, Pleased to meet you"

[Jordtopia]

The Lizard tapped her chin with her index finger's claw before replying "No, I don't think so..." but she came to a thought "Oh! Um, Kayo, what did you want earlier? Just asking...

The Dean nodded to the newcomer, and said, "And, if I may firther ask, from where do you hail?, while still holding out one of his many mechanical arms for the person to shake. Lilith nodded, before replying, "Are you a fellow believer in the greatness of Science and the gloriousness of the Living God, or are you a democratic Luddite, scourge of existence?"

The Dean replied, "My companion is Lilith, High Angyl of Science and Hammerer of Luddites."

Carol stared the Dean, reluctant to touch his arm, instead replying "Um, I hail from the New United States of Jordtopia, and while I believe that Science is a great thing, I don't worship its greatness!"

"That makes you the only sane one of us here. Congratulations!" Thank goodness she wasn't a nutjob. There were too many of those for the Emperor's liking.

Sir Humphrey and Lieutenant Sullivan Frowned at the Emperor, Lieutenant Sullivan Then Turned to Face Carol "EDF Naval Forces Lieutenant Harry Sullivan, Pleased to meet you"

Nodding, Carol shook hands with Lieutenant Sullivan "Ah, a fellow soldier! I served in the Army for 2 years before I got WIA and had to be sent back home, but I'm okay now."

[The Floor Kippers]

The Lizard tapped her chin with her index finger's claw before replying "No, I don't think so..." but she came to a thought "Oh! Um, Kayo, what did you want earlier? Just asking...

The Dean nodded to the newcomer, and said, "And, if I may firther ask, from where do you hail?, while still holding out one of his many mechanical arms for the person to shake. Lilith nodded, before replying, "Are you a fellow believer in the greatness of Science and the gloriousness of the Living God, or are you a democratic Luddite, scourge of existence?"

The Dean replied, "My companion is Lilith, High Angyl of Science and Hammerer of Luddites."

Carol stared the Dean, reluctant to touch his arm, instead replying "Um, I hail from the New United States of Jordtopia, and while I believe that Science is a great thing, I don't worship its greatness!"

"That makes you the only sane one of us here. Congratulations!" Thank goodness she wasn't a nutjob. There were too many of those for the Emperor's liking.

Sir Humphrey and Lieutenant Sullivan Frowned at the Emperor, Lieutenant Sullivan Then Turned to Face Carol "EDF Naval Forces Lieutenant Harry Sullivan, Pleased to meet you"

Nodding, Carol shook hands with Lieutenant Sullivan "Ah, a fellow soldier! I served in the Army for 2 years before I got WIA and had to be sent back home, but I'm okay now."

"Glad To Here It Miss" Harry Saluted

[New Garzah]

There were also too many soldiers. The Emperor was a soldier, the Colonel was a soldier, the Ambassador was a soldier, and now the Lizard was a soldier. Not to mention Sullivan. And Thomas, to a certain extent. And Lilith. He mumbled, "Seems we're all soldiers. Great. Thanks to our training, we can kill each other in twenty different ways."

[Kreanoltha]

"That makes you the only sane one of us here. Congratulations!" Thank goodness she wasn't a nutjob. There were too many of those for the Emperor's liking.

"Uh, we don't worship science either." said Colonel Vatuynos. "Both of us are Messianic Jews."

[Jordtopia]

She saluted back before putting her hand down and lifting her skirt up just a bit with her left arm to reveal a small scar on her thigh, which she stared at before letting go, letting the skirt slide over the wound and putting her hand back up.

[Jordtopia]

"That makes you the only sane one of us here. Congratulations!" Thank goodness she wasn't a nutjob. There were too many of those for the Emperor's liking.

"Uh, we don't worship science either." said Colonel Vatuynos. "Both of us are Messianic Jews."

"Ah! Messianic Jews, I see!"

[New Garzah]

"That makes you the only sane one of us here. Congratulations!" Thank goodness she wasn't a nutjob. There were too many of those for the Emperor's liking.

"Uh, we don't worship science either." said Colonel Vatuynos. "Both of us are Messianic Jews."

"Yes, but you're both a bit odd. Besides, you both joined an organization where hundreds of isolated men who haven't seen a woman in months are put on board small ships with small rooms for months at a time, yet you will probably claim to be straight. Is that not insane?"

[Kreanoltha]

"Seems we're all soldiers. Great. Thanks to our training, we can kill each other in twenty different ways."

Colonel Vatuynos couldn't stifle his laughter at that statement, however much the Emperor had tried to conceal it. "I'm sorry." he said. "I tried not to listen, but it is hard when your species has been engineered to be able to hear a pin drop in a sand storm." Ambassador Kinalvyus shook his head.

[Jordtopia]

"That makes you the only sane one of us here. Congratulations!" Thank goodness she wasn't a nutjob. There were too many of those for the Emperor's liking.

"Uh, we don't worship science either." said Colonel Vatuynos. "Both of us are Messianic Jews."

"Yes, but you're both a bit odd. Besides, you both joined an organization where hundreds of isolated men who haven't seen a woman in months are put on board small ships with small rooms for months at a time, yet you will probably claim to be straight. Is that not insane?"

Carol replied "Um, in the Jordtopian Navy, Reptilian females are allowed to serve alongside males, of course, same's not true with Humans, as it's an all-male deal with THEM!"

[The Floor Kippers]

"That makes you the only sane one of us here. Congratulations!" Thank goodness she wasn't a nutjob. There were too many of those for the Emperor's liking.

"Uh, we don't worship science either." said Colonel Vatuynos. "Both of us are Messianic Jews."

"Yes, but you're both a bit odd. Besides, you both joined an organization where hundreds of isolated men who haven't seen a woman in months are put on board small ships with small rooms, yet you will probably claim to be straight. Is that not insane?"

"What About me? I'm Not Insane" Sir Humphrey said
"Neither am I" Harry Added
"I don't think I could Be called crazy" Kayo said thoughtfully

[New Amerik]

The Lizard tapped her chin with her index finger's claw before replying "No, I don't think so..." but she came to a thought "Oh! Um, Kayo, what did you want earlier? Just asking...

The Dean nodded to the newcomer, and said, "And, if I may firther ask, from where do you hail?, while still holding out one of his many mechanical arms for the person to shake. Lilith nodded, before replying, "Are you a fellow believer in the greatness of Science and the gloriousness of the Living God, or are you a democratic Luddite, scourge of existence?"

The Dean replied, "My companion is Lilith, High Angyl of Science and Hammerer of Luddites."

Carol stared the Dean, reluctant to touch his arm, instead replying "Um, I hail from the New United States of Jordtopia, and while I believe that Science is a great thing, I don't worship its greatness!"

The Dean retreated in miffed offense, while Lilith shook her head. "A pity you do not know the light of God's glory, nor His approach on the holiness of Science and Progress. And Garzhan, do not forget The Dean. Unlike others, our doktors are trained to fight on the battlefield."

[New Garzah]

"That makes you the only sane one of us here. Congratulations!" Thank goodness she wasn't a nutjob. There were too many of those for the Emperor's liking.

"Uh, we don't worship science either." said Colonel Vatuynos. "Both of us are Messianic Jews."

"Yes, but you're both a bit odd. Besides, you both joined an organization where hundreds of isolated men who haven't seen a woman in months are put on board small ships with small rooms, yet you will probably claim to be straight. Is that not insane?"

"What About me? I'm Not Insane" Sir Humphrey said
"Neither am I" Harry Added
"I don't think I could Be called crazy" Kayo said thoughtfully

The Emperor looked at the three of them (by moving his eyestalks independently, which recieved the usual reaction) as though they had just sprouted toaster ovens from their nipples. "Hmm. Alright, Madame Ambassador, you're the most sane of us. Better?"

[Jordtopia]

She shrugged and replied "I guess" as she noticed her tail swing from side to side, a trait she forgot she had.

[Kreanoltha]

"Yes, but you're both a bit odd. Besides, you both joined an organization where hundreds of isolated men who haven't seen a woman in months are put on board small ships with small rooms for months at a time, yet you will probably claim to be straight. Is that not insane?"

Colonel Vatuynos had another less obvious laugh at this. "The smallest capital ship in the entire Kreanolthan Imperial Fleet is one thousand meters long and only has a crew of two hundred. Not so cramped. If you go higher then you'll find a forty four thousand meter long beast with only a crew of one thousand. Women can also serve, but they don't usually like the idea of risking their lives in the void of space."

[The Floor Kippers]

Sir Humphrey Smiled "Right, Now that that's sorted, Next Stop, the Department of Air Traffic Administration and Control"
He Led the group out of his office and up a set of Metal Stairs

[Jordtopia]

"Yes, but you're both a bit odd. Besides, you both joined an organization where hundreds of isolated men who haven't seen a woman in months are put on board small ships with small rooms for months at a time, yet you will probably claim to be straight. Is that not insane?"

Colonel Vatuynos had another less obvious laugh at this. "The smallest capital ship in the entire Kreanolthan Imperial Fleet is one thousand meters long and only has a crew of two hundred. Not so cramped. If you go higher then you'll find a forty four thousand meter long beast with only a crew of one thousand. Women can also serve, but they don't usually like the idea of risking their lives in the void of space."

"I wouldn't..." Carol muttered to herself

[New Amerik]

The Dean filtered out. "Yes, yes, but why do you have separate sections for both forms of the same thing - traffic?"