A Tour Of Bel-Gium (Closed)

[New Garzah]

"Well, not very efficiently, anyway. Trying to do so eventually results in your slow, painful doom."

[New Amerik]

"Not a war for science...a war for destruction. In keeping their domination of space intact, the Hive believe no one else must enter."

"Idiots, don't they Know that you can't control all of space"

"Indeed. Should we expand beyond the reaches of national boundaries, we'd just move to another universe and start up there as well. There is no need for territorial war with infinite universes accessible for one."

[The Floor Kippers]

"The trouble Is This Project is going to cost so much the Accountancy Department will be in tears" Simon sighed

[New Garzah]

"Too bad."

[The Floor Kippers]

"But That Won't Stop me" Simon stood up "Let Me show you around the place"

[New Garzah]

"That would be nice."

[The Floor Kippers]

Simon Led them Out of the Office
"I'll take you to the Captain's Lounge first"

[New Garzah]

"That sounds good."

[The Floor Kippers]

"The Captain's Lounge is where Captain's can relax and swap stories after cruises" Simon explained

[New Garzah]

"I see. Are there many particularly interesting stories told?"

[The Floor Kippers]

"I see. Are there many particularly interesting stories told?"

"Sometimes" Simon said

[New Garzah]

"Hm. I'd think cruising around would yield less excitement."

[The Floor Kippers]

"Hm. I'd think cruising around would yield less excitement."

"You would Think that" Simon said

[New Garzah]

"... Yes, I would..." The Emperor was beginning to think this person was somehow crazier than himself.

[The Floor Kippers]

"Loads of People assume that Cruises are Boring," Simon said "And That Assumption is quite wrong"

[New Garzah]

"Well I'd hope so, though piloting a behemoth ship around for a living without much of a varying course does sound, well, boring."

[New Amerik]

"Really? I had though the point of a cruise was to relax, personally."

[The Floor Kippers]

"Really? I had though the point of a cruise was to relax, personally."

"Oh Yes For the Passengers Yes," Simon said "If the crew Can get some rest that's good too, But not before Duty"

"Well I'd hope so, though piloting a behemoth ship around for a living without much of a varying course does sound, well, boring."

"Its all the cover to a Book, Sure there's no variance on the course, But all the foreign Places you see makes it worth it"

[New Garzah]

"Yes, but after a long enough time, any place would get less and less interesting."

[The Floor Kippers]

"Yes, but after a long enough time, any place would get less and less interesting."

"Maybe, I've Not heard anyone complain, You meet new people all the time Too"

[New Garzah]

"Yes, but after a long enough time, any place would get less and less interesting."

"Maybe, I've Not heard anyone complain, You meet new people all the time Too"

"That's true. Do you have any submarines, by any chance?"

[The Floor Kippers]

"Maybe, I've Not heard anyone complain, You meet new people all the time Too"

"That's true. Do you have any submarines, by any chance?"

"No, Sorry, Subs Don't make good Vessels for Holidays"

[New Garzah]

"That's true. Do you have any submarines, by any chance?"

"No, Sorry, Subs Don't make good Vessels for Holidays"

"You could give them windows, so you can see the marine life."

[The Floor Kippers]

"No, Sorry, Subs Don't make good Vessels for Holidays"

"You could give them windows, so you can see the marine life."

"No, That would be this Business's Equivalent of Putting a Bullet through the ears, Maybe If I ran a Pleasure tour company Yes, but not for an Ocean Liner company"

[New Garzah]

"You could give them windows, so you can see the marine life."

"No, That would be this Business's Equivalent of Putting a Bullet through the ears, Maybe If I ran a Pleasure tour company Yes, but not for an Ocean Liner company"

"Yeah... Heh, you could cruise around the ocean's major trenches."