Sidetracked in the 20's (Closed RP)

[New Amerik]

Tabitha thought, "What's she talking about, Nigel?" she grinned, "Did they mess you up, too? I, for one, remember being very angry when we went to see our movie. They turned my hubby into some Highland bandit, and made me an over-sultry pouting sex pot!"

Vasquail chuckled, and rubbed her neck, "I know for certain I did not wield a claymore against the evil Super Prez when I was younger, nor did I shoot lightning out my-"

"They always get the facts wrong," replied Don simply.

[The Floor Kippers]

Nigel Smirked "Yes I Saw that one, No, It's a Movie of my life, Spreading My secret that I am Immortal, actually Written By Myself, And starring Myself, mostly, Except the Childhood scenes, They can Work Wonders With CGI. It covers Childhood My Discovery of Immortality and Ends with a cliffhanger Just When I've been scooped By the Elder gods. The Next Film Is going to end with Me Falling through the Nothingness and the Third runs Up to the present. If you want a Good Movie Made About yourself, Write it yourself, Coincidentaly I reccomend "Multiversal Studios" For Movie Making"
The Lift Pinged open"Any More questions?"

[New Amerik]

Nigel Smirked "Yes I Saw that one, No, It's a Movie of my life, Spreading My secret that I am Immortal, actually Written By Myself, And starring Myself, mostly, Except the Childhood scenes, They can Work Wonders With CGI. It covers Childhood My Discovery of Immortality and Ends with a cliffhanger Just When I've been scooped By the Elder gods. The Next Film Is going to end with Me Falling through the Nothingness and the Third runs Up to the present. If you want a Good Movie Made About yourself, Write it yourself, Coincidentaly I reccomend "Multiversal Studios" For Movie Making"
The Lift Pinged open"Any More questions?"

"Yes, we've been....conversing with Parnassus. It seems to dislike you for some very big reason. Do you know anything about that?"

[The Floor Kippers]

Nigel Looked Puzzled as he stepped into the lift "Who?"

[New Amerik]

Nigel Looked Puzzled as he stepped into the lift "Who?"

Vasquail sighed with relief. "That's good. Parnassus is the Elder God of Imagination."

[The Floor Kippers]

Nigel Looked Puzzled as he stepped into the lift "Who?"

Vasquail sighed with relief. "That's good. Parnassus is the Elder God of Imagination."

"Oh Him!" Nigel said, Remembering "So, What Doesn't that Git Like about me then?"

[New Amerik]

Nigel Looked Puzzled as he stepped into the lift "Who?"

Vasquail sighed with relief. "That's good. Parnassus is the Elder God of Imagination."

"Oh Him!" Nigel said, Remembering "So, What Doesn't that Git Like about me then?"

"Well, it all boils down to the fact that you seem to flaunting the gods with your immortality. They accept people who become gods as worthy, but you, a human, seem to irk them. Thus, that little stunt they pulled on you. Of course, as Parnassus is irretrievably insane even by god standards, we can't know the entire truth for sure."

[The Floor Kippers]

"Well, I think I earned the right To Flaunt after they made me the errands boy" Nigel said Bitterly.
The Lift Began to acsend "All I did was explore, rescue and fall in love, But Nooo. "Humans Shouldn't Be Immortal, Niether Should Dragons, Who are you? Who Made you? Who sent you?" Then after They couldn't find anything it was "Slay This, Seal This Universe, Hide the other.""
He Paused Grimly and said "Let Them Be Irked, They Can't come here"
Another Muffled Explosion occured

[New Amerik]

"Well, I think I earned the right To Flaunt after they made me the errands boy" Nigel said Bitterly.
The Lift Began to acsend "All I did was explore, rescue and fall in love, But Nooo. "Humans Shouldn't Be Immortal, Niether Should Dragons, Who are you? Who Made you? Who sent you?" Then after They couldn't find anything it was "Slay This, Seal This Universe, Hide the other.""
He Paused Grimly and said "Let Them Be Irked, They Can't come here"
Another Muffled Explosion occured

Vasquail mused, "Oh, it is certainly possible...just unlikely without the proper bnding rituals and the like. Plus, they tend to not mix well with the solid reality of most places, making them only able to be free for minutes at a time. However, we have managed to seal Grazxt and Parnassus away, as well as work on more Aether Gyroptica, so it's getting better."

[The Floor Kippers]

Nigel Looked up Darkly "Don't bother Looking for Cuthulu Unless you like jigsaws"
The Lift Doors opened and He led them down the corridor

[New Amerik]

Nigel Looked up Darkly "Don't bother Looking for Cuthulu Unless you like jigsaws"
The Lift Doors opened and He led them down the corridor

"Nonsense! The Domain of the Winged Cephalopoda ain't letting us get anywhere near their Ancient God of the Abyss.....and it would be counter-intuitive to diplomacy."

[The Floor Kippers]

Nigel lead them Into the labs, Two Lab Coated Humans stood looking worridly at a Heavy Bulkhead Door, The Door Whooshed open and Professor Langstrom Strode through Determinedly, Whisps of Smoke trailing from the room he'd just left, His Greying Fur was dark with soot, His labcoat was Impossibly white
"That's all for today" He Said
One of the Humans Opened his Mouth to say something
"No Doctor Bowman I do Not have time to Talk to you about Neural Pruning"
He Turned around to Face The group "Hello Emperor, Empress, Nigel, Ace, Kayo, Zoe"
He looked at Don "I don't believe we've met"

[New Amerik]

Don offered a cigar. "Don McKabelle, head of the Smilie Reformed Mafia Orginization."

Vasquail nodded. "Good to see, Langstrom. We have some good news for you......before we take our two newest Doktors to New Amerik, we thought you might like having a discussion with them about their achievements.....which are, to us, so far very impressive."

He looked around, realized Tesla and Einstein were not in the room, then dashed out quickly.

[The Floor Kippers]

"No thank you, Mr McKabelle" Langstrom Grinned. He Picked up his dragon Detector and Pointed it at Kayo, It Exploded Spectacularly and Fell from Langstrom's Hands "Damn, Need to work on the sensitivity of this thing."
Nigel Slipped out and Followed Vasquail

[New Amerik]

Vasquail met Nigel coming on his way back, with Einstein and Tesla right behind him. As he appeared, he said, "Hey, Nigel, I got them. No worries!"

[The Floor Kippers]

Vasquail met Nigel coming on his way back, with Einstein and Tesla right behind him. As he appeared, he said, "Hey, Nigel, I got them. No worries!"

"What Were They Doing?" Nigel asked amusedly

[New Amerik]

Vasquail met Nigel coming on his way back, with Einstein and Tesla right behind him. As he appeared, he said, "Hey, Nigel, I got them. No worries!"

"What Were They Doing?" Nigel asked amusedly

Vasquail smiled. "It appears they were merely astounded at the modernness of the Floor Kippers Kingdom."

[The Floor Kippers]

Nigel Grinned "I wonder what they'll do whenb they reach New Amerik"

[New Amerik]

Nigel Grinned "I wonder what they'll do whenb they reach New Amerik"

Vasquail waved his hand. "Probably not impressed. We no doubt resemble the future they invisioned, wheras yours....looked so...different."

[The Floor Kippers]

Nigel Shrugged "Its A Place to Live, Anyway, We'd Best Get Back Langstrom, Will Probably Be Enthusing about his latest Project or theory"

[New Amerik]

Nigel Shrugged "Its A Place to Live, Anyway, We'd Best Get Back Langstrom, Will Probably Be Enthusing about his latest Project or theory"

Vasquail nodded, and turned to move, followed by Einstein and Tesla as he went back to Langstrom.

[The Floor Kippers]

Langstrom Saw Vasquail return to the lab, Doctor Bowman and Professor Langley had Left "So, as I was About to say, Since you've last been here we've had some Rather amazing things Happen Just Last week We.... Who are your Freinds, Emperor?"

[New Amerik]

Langstrom Saw Vasquail return to the lab, Doctor Bowman and Professor Langley had Left "So, as I was About to say, Since you've last been here we've had some Rather amazing things Happen Just Last week We.... Who are your Freinds, Emperor?"

Vasquail looked at him, then said, "Oh, just a couple of guys me and Nigel met at the pub. Gentlemen, this is Professor Langstrom."

The two came forward to shake hands. "Greetings, Professor Langstrom. I am Nikola Tesla."

"Geetings, Professor Langstrom. My name is Albert Einstein."

[The Floor Kippers]

Langstrom Shook Hands Distractedly "Nice to Meet you Mr Tesla, Mr Einstein"
He Walked over to a Bank of Monitors "Right, Our Newest Discovery is Paul The....."
He Slowly Turned around To Face The Group, a Look of Disbelief On his face, He Moved over to Tesla and Poked Him, Rocking him slightly, Langstrom Then Stared at his Hand Accusingly, He Then Wiped his Glasses
"What" He said Confused

[New Amerik]

Tesla chimed in, "You were going to tell us about Paul the something, yes? It looks very.....small. The future is so surprising! Nothing like what i thought!"