WorldVision Song Contest 15 - The Contest Thread

[Unitopolis]

Here are the results of the Unitopolitan televote:

1 point to... Lunives & Koldui
2 points to... Kingsley Bedford
3 points to... Seven Castles
4 points to... Achalaya Santis
5 points to... Grittonia
6 points to... Swilatia
7 points to... Orlkjestad
8 points to... Zwangzug
10 points to... Vescia
And finally,
12 points to... Kalasion!

[Lithatrius]

1 point: Unitopolis
2 points: Meciene
3 points: Cachette De Lions
4 points: Sophia City
5 points: Orlkstejad
6 points: Chatford
7 points: Grittonia
8 points: Cortazur
10 points: Cirona
and our 12 points go to Kingsley Bedford

[Cirona]

1 point: Unitopolis
2 points: Meciene
3 points: Cachette De Lions
4 points: Sophia City
5 points: Orlkstejad
6 points: Chatford
7 points: Grittonia
8 points: Cortazur
10 points: Cirona
and our 12 points go to Kingsley Bedford

(OOC: Wow!)

[Cachette de Lions]

The scoreboard, as it stands, and finally Achalya Santis has points!

1 Grittonia 83
2 Swilatia 80
3 Lunives and Koldui 68
4 Cachette de Lions 59
5 Meciene 58
6 Kingsley Bedford 52
7 Lithatrius 49
8 Kalasion 43
9 Valeneska 41
10 Unitopolis 30
11 Orlkjestad 27
12 Zwangzug 22
13 Cortazur 20
13 Cirona 20
15 Sophia City 19
15 Chatford 19
17 Iglesian Archipelago 17
17 Vescia 17
19 New Entropia 14
20 Seven Castles 8
21 Nation of FSM 4
21 Achalya Santis 4

[Kingsley Bedford]

the last time there was so much as one baltic country in the final - Lithuania in 2009 - they finished 23rd.

Estonia is a Baltic country, no? And they came 6th...

That's because they've had such a bad record before

In the last 10 years (2000-2010) they've placed:

2000: 4th
2001: 1st (there weren't any good songs that year)
2002: 3rd
2003: 21st
2004: Didn't Qualify for final
2005: Didn't qualify for final
2006: didn't qualify for final
2007: didn't qualify for final
2008: didn't qualify for final
2009: 6th
2010: didn't qualify for final

[Swilatia]

Swilatia's votes would once again be presented by the country's #1 (fake) Christian fundamentalist.

HI! Hello, I am back! Again! Today! I was gone, I am back again! Look at me! Okay, Hello. Every-one. Um... I was gone, I'm back! As I said! Yeah... I'm so glad that I can finally give you my thoughts again. My thoughts... they are coming out of my head, again. They can't stay in there mixed up with all the other thoughts that I have, about the way a bird can f-fly, in the air! Haha, we can't do that, can we. No, no, no.

But people have tried to silence me. People have been trying to silence this, but you can't! You can't silence this brother, okay? You can't stop me! People have come up to me and they said "stop". I said "No! No! I will not be stopped"... because my message needs to be heard! Okay... my message today is about... I forgot. Well, here's the votes.

One point goes to Nation of FSM. As you might now, Pastafarians are... people, they they believe in a flying spaghetti monster. I believe in god, which means that I'm right they're wrong, because God is there and FSM is not. See, simple.

Yeah, where was I? Two points go to Cortazur. Four points go to Sophia City which means that three points go to Vescia.

Five points to Kalsion! Six points to Lunives! And! Koldui!

Seven points to Lithatrius, and... oh! oh! I remembered my message!

Well, atheists, they'll say there's no evidence of god, so they don't believe in him. Okay, so there's no evidence of god. Is there a god? Yes. Is there, I don't know, pictures of God? No, because God doesn't want his picture taken. He wants people to believe in him, and to believe in something you don't need evidence. In fact, evidence destroys the whole point of believing! If there's evidence, what's left to believe?

And you can find evidence for anything, if you look for it. Evidence is nothing. You can find for the Flying Spaghetti Monster existing, if you look very good. You can't find evidence for God existing, because he has removed all the evidence, so that people can believe! So the fact that there is no evidence for his existance proves his existance! Think about it! If didn't exist, there would at least be some evidence. But because there's no evidence, it shows that he's been at work here removing all the evidence, so that people can believe in him! So that people can have faith in him! Okay?

So that's that. Then there's the last 3 votes. Oh yeah. Eight points go to Valeneska.

Then I say the thing thing about the the four most evil... they don't give me enough time.

Ten points go to Meciene.

Finally, what's the other one? It's not Swilatia, you can't vote for your own...

Whatever. 12 points go to Kingsley Bedford... but the point here is... I think I've made my point. Are there any questions? I don't know. I mean, is there any?... Why won't you join me on the helicopter? Why won't you join me on the helicopter? Let's... okay. I've kind lost my... what I'm thatying to say. What the f-... Jesus is... up there... he... god is... god... okay, this, this is... *gets cut off as we go on the next country.

OOC:
01 - Nation of FSM
02 - Cortazur
03 - Vescia
04 - Sophia City
05 - Kalasion
06 - Lunives and Koldui
07 - Lithatrius
08 - Valeneska
10 - Meciene
12 - Kingsley Bedford

[Valeneska]

Still to vote:

Vescia
Nation of FSM
Grittonia
Achalya Santis
Iglesian Archipelago
Seven Castles
Cortazur
Orlkjestad

[Vescia]

1 point goes to.... Swilatia
2 points go to.... Lunives & Koldui
3 points... Grittonia
4 points... Zwangzug
5 points... Seven Castles
6 points... Meciene
7 points... Chatford
8 points... Kingsley Bedford
10 points... Cachette de Lions

And now...

Our 12 points go to...

(Drum roll)

.... CIRONA!!

[Vescia]

This is slow.

[Swilatia]

Wait, what? We're almost done, actually. Achalya Santis hasn't been on in 10+ days, so we'll probably finish the voting without him. I've TG'd Iglesian Archipelago, who's yet to post any of his countries' votes, but he just doesn't come on this site too often any more.

So that leaves Grittonia, Nation of FSM, and Orlkjestad to vote. Though I'd like it if Iglesian Archipelago would show up, as he usually gives one of my nations a lot of points.

[Meciene]

MRAC1 WorldVision 15 Coverage

Kyuo: Well, I'm actually pretty disappointed tonight. Although I'm still happy that Lungatsi, both of us, did well together.. but winning is just sooo much better.

Jeremy: And now the Chatfordians are voting. They're new, and they might vote for us. Well, hopefully at least.

Kyuo: EIGHT POINTS! Hmm, thanks Chatford.It's waay better than most of the countries this year. They used to vote for us, but not now, actually. And it's kinda sad.

Jeremy: Twelve to Grittonia? They're winning! And it's actually kind of a good thing actually.

Kyuo: Oh, because Pappa Nick P wasn't a part of it?

Jeremy: Huh? Yeah. And Zwangzug's on now, and I don't really think we'll get votes from them.

Kyuo: Well, 10 for L&K there. At least the other side of Lungatsi is surviving. Lucky bastards...

Jeremy: And guess what? We're barely in the top 4.

Kyuo: WHAT?

Jeremy: We're in shared fourth, along with CdL. Swilatia's in the lead, and Grittonia's three points behind. OH, and L&K is pretty close to winning too. But we're hopeless at it.

Kyuo: Second year out of the top 4. I can see it now..

Jeremy: Hopefully Unitopolitan televote can help us. Well, maybe they won't.

Kyuo: And they actually didn't. Er.. we just need to worry about CdL right now. If they got more points than us, then we're doomed. So far, we're still both at 56. How will the Lithatrian televote change things?

Jeremy: We're at 58, they're at 59. Okay, we're officially doomed. Fifth place.

Kyuo: And we now have Swilatia. Please, give us points, please.

Jeremy: Wait, who is this? Isn't this the same guy last year?

Kyuo: This guy is probably the first one to take more than two minutes presenting the votes. Last year, he had.. office stationery and atheists?

Jeremy: Well, the crowd then were like 'OMFG, who the hell is he?', 'I thought Swilata was full of atheists' or some shit like that.

Kyuo: Aand he's a Christian fundamentalist. Stop wasting our time, even though it's only like 7.30 am here. We do need to get to work, y'know.

Jeremy: On a Sunday? Seriously? It's like- YEAH WE GOT TEN!

Kyuo: Well, we're back in the top 4 again!

Jeremy: Well, I'm actually glad that guy finished. Okay, next is Vescia.

Kyuo: Okay? We got six points. Hmm, not bad, considering the state we're in now.

Jeremy: And 12 points to that borefest from Cirona? Umm... I really don't have anything to say.

[Iglesian Archipelago]

The Iglesian votes are being presented by Sofia Melo, who says:

Hello to the entire world, thank you very much for the wonderful show we saw! And now, we're here to show the Iglesian votes! Here we go:

One point goes to... Orlkjestad!

Two points go to... Cortazur!

Three points go to... Valeneska!

Four points go to... Lithatrius!

Five points go to... Meciene!

Six points go to... Seven Castles!

Seven points go to... Kalasion!

And now, our top three tonight:

Eight points go to... Sophia City!

Ten points go to... Cachette de Lions!

And finally, twelve points from the Iglesian Archipelago go to... Swilatia!

EDIT: Cachette de Lions was just having 14 points from me, which is obviously a bigger number than 12.

[Swilatia]

The Iglesian votes are being presented by Sofia Melo, who says:

Hello to the entire world, thank you very much for the wonderful show we saw! And now, we're here to show the Iglesian votes! Here we go:

One point goes to... Orlkjestad!

Two points go to... Cortazur!

Three points go to... Valeneska!

Four points go to... Cachette de Lions!

Five points go to... Meciene!

Six points go to... Seven Castles!

Seven points go to... Kalasion!

And now, our top three tonight:

Eight points go to... Sophia City!

Ten points go to... Cachette de Lions

And finally, twelve points from the Iglesian Archipelago go to... Swilatia!

14 points to Cachette de Lions?

[Grittonia]

The Iglesian votes are being presented by Sofia Melo, who says:

Hello to the entire world, thank you very much for the wonderful show we saw! And now, we're here to show the Iglesian votes! Here we go:

One point goes to... Orlkjestad!

Two points go to... Cortazur!

Three points go to... Valeneska!

Four points go to... Cachette de Lions!

Five points go to... Meciene!

Six points go to... Seven Castles!

Seven points go to... Kalasion!

And now, our top three tonight:

Eight points go to... Sophia City!

Ten points go to... Cachette de Lions

And finally, twelve points from the Iglesian Archipelago go to... Swilatia!

Damn you! You took away my chance to win.

[Orlkjestad]

1 point to Unitopolis
2 points to Meciene
3 points to Valeneska
4 points to Iglesian Archipelago
5 points to Cirona
6 ponts to Cortazur
7 points to Kingsley Bedford
8 points to Cachette De Lions
10 points go to Swilatia
12 points go to Grittonia

[Grittonia]

The Grittonian votes:

1 goes to Chatford
2 goes to New Entropia
3 goes to Meciene
4 goes to Sophia City
5 goes to Lunives and Koldui
6 goes to Cachette de Lions
7 goes to Kingsley Bedford
8 goes to Cirona
10 goes to Vescia
12 goes to Orkljestad

[Cachette de Lions]

With 4 nations left to vote, the scoreboard is...
1 Swilatia 103
2 Grittonia 98
3 Cachette de Lions 93
4 Kingsley Bedford 86
5 Meciene 84
6 Lunives and Koldui 81
7 Lithatrius 60
8* Kalasion 55
9 Valeneska 55
10 Cirona 45
11 Orlkjestad 40
12 Sophia City 35
13 Unitopolis 31
14** Vescia 30
15 Cortazur 30
16 Chatford 27
17 Zwangzug 26
18 Iglesian Archipelago 21
19 Seven Castles 19
20 New Entropia 16
21 Nation of FSM 5
22 Achalya Santis 4

* has more douze points than Valeneska, from the same number of countries voting
** both have same number of countries voting and neither have a douze, but Vescia has more 10 points.

[Grittonia]

It's now up to FSM. He can either save me or drop me into the abyss.

[Nation of FSM]

1 point: Krsta
2 points: Swilatia
3 points: Chatford
4 points: Valeneska
5 points: Litharius
6 points: Cirona
7 points: Unitopolis
8 points: Meciene
10 points: Grittonia
and 12 points...
KINGSLEY BEDFORD

[Swilatia]

1 point: Krsta
2 points: Swilatia
3 points: Chatford
4 points: Valeneska
5 points: Litharius
6 points: Cirona
7 points: Unitopolis
8 points: Meciene
10 points: Grittonia
and 12 points...
KINGSLEY BEDFORD

Sorry, but you can only give points to countries which actually took part.

[New Entropia]

But, all of the ones he voted for took part, didnt they?

[Meciene]

But, all of the ones he voted for took part, didnt they?

1 point: Krsta
2 points: Swilatia
3 points: Chatford
4 points: Valeneska
5 points: Litharius
6 points: Cirona
7 points: Unitopolis
8 points: Meciene
10 points: Grittonia
and 12 points...
KINGSLEY BEDFORD

Krsta didn't participate : )

[Grittonia]

Come on, don't rain on my party... I'm winning! And knowing my luck, it's probably going to be my only win.

[Seven Castles]

"Hello world! Thank you for the wonderful show you gave us there in Valeneska! We'll show you now the votes from Seven Castles!"

1 point - Iglesian Archipelago
2 points - Grittonia
3 points - Cortazur
4 points - Kalasion
5 points - Meciene
6 points - Achalya Santis
7 points - Cachette de Lions
8 points - Swilatia
10 points - Valeneska
12 points - Kingsley Bedford

[Cachette de Lions]

Scoreboard and such:
1 Swilatia 111
=2* Cachette de Lions 100
=2 Grittonia 100
4 Kingsley Bedford 98
5 Meciene 89
6 Lunives and Koldui 81
7 Valeneska 65
8 Lithatrius 60
9 Kalasion 59
10 Cirona 45
11 Orlkjestad 40
12 Sophia City 35
13 Cortazur 33
14 Unitopolis 31
15 Vescia 30
16 Chatford 27
17 Zwangzug 26
18 Iglesian Archipelago 22
19 Seven Castles 19
20 New Entropia 16
21 Achalya Santis 10
22 Nation of FSM 5

* has votes from more countries than Grittonia. Obviously, these don't include Nation of FSM's votes. (Is it a puppet of Krsta, by any chance? If not, why the random vote for them?)