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The Quendi Special Election is over



Massive victory to the LPP who got more than 60 % of the seats in the Chamber of Electors and 78 seats in the senate. Supreme High Chancellor Nuba Nysore has announced that he is "Overjoyed that the people of the Quendi has given the LPP this overwhelming support. We will however continue to work with all parties in Congress."
It is expected that the Supreme High Chancellor will soon appoint his Prime Minister. Three candidates are now in consideration. The chancellor's brother Senator Navien Nysore from Garzinna, senator and former Supreme High Chancellor Selindara Imai of Inistra or Senior Minister of Foreign Affairs and the World Assembly Carmen Safina.

OOC: If anyone can find a figure like the one on the picture but with 736 seats (same as the European Parliament) I would be eternally gratefull

The Royal Press of Bodegraven
The Queen is pregnant!
Our Royal Family member Kiara Postma-Van der Horst is pregnant. Again
Our Queen has told us exclusively that she is pregnant after a hot and sweaty night in and around the Royal Pool. She is predicted to give birth in March 2011.
Some Porn-sites asay that they have recordings of that night, and that the total views are 110 million.

Our Queen Kiara Postma-Van der Horst will stop looking like this in a month or 2!

Are there leopards in Fatatatutti? Scientists have been unable to uncover any concrete evidence one way or the other, nor have they been able to propose a hypothesis of how the big cats could get here across thousands of kilometers of open ocean.

Nevertheless, each year there are a few leopard sightings reported in the more remote areas of the island.

A delegation of ranchers from the southwestern region is in the capital this weekend to express their concern about predators attacking their herds. Spokesman Archie Kalikimaka, co-owner of the legendary Kalikimaka Ranch, says that there have been reports of leopard sightings but he himself remains skeptical.

The delegation is expected to meet with officials of the Office of Fish and Wildlife to request a government-sponsored expedition to scout out the area and determine the source of the attacks. General Castro-Stalina's name has been bandied about as a possible leader of the expedition. The General is currently in Africa and could not be reached for comment.

If a large predator was found, whether a leopard or not, it would not be killed, in accordance with Fatatatutti's strict eat-what-you-kill tradition. Rather, it would be captured and moved to a more remote part of the island where it would not pose a threat to livestock or humans.

We'll bring you more on this story as details become available.

Kristy Pickett-Lambert reporting for Radio Fatatatutti News.

The Popular Militia, in partnership with local militas, citizens groups, and syndicates, has unveiled plans to fund construction projects of community bomb shelters today, following news of nuclear peril from the Imperium Doomingsland and their vow to initiate Exterminatus on the people of Sagatagan. Says the Revolutionary Committee of the Popular Militia, 'We want it to be known that our job is more than the mere spread of revolution to other nations- it is the defense of the people of Sagatagan. We are allying with local communities to build accessible fallout shelters to safeguard our people from Doomani attack.'

The plan, according to sources in the militia coalition, also includes the placement of warning sirens throughout the country, especially in under-served rural areas.


Construction in Freetown

Additional preparations for war include the placement of anti-aircraft guns throughout the country and the digging of trench networks around major cities.


Workers building a trench outside of Avon


Anti-Aircraft practice in Westfold


A part of a completed trench near Freetown

[align=]Republican Guard Forces Victorious Over Rebels in Raleigh[/align]

Republican Guard troops are victorious over the rebel force that engaged them late last night.

June 12, 2010 2:00 PM Local Time
By: Mikhail Greznek for Wolf News

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Republican Guard forces celebrate a significant victory over rebel forces in the North Karolina province. The attack began late last night, and continued into the earlier hours of the morning. An estimated 2,500 rebel soldiers attacked a smaller force of 1,000 Republican Guard troops in and outside of Raleigh. An estimated 1,300 rebel soldiers have been reported dead and 50 reported captured. The Republican Guard lost about 50 soldiers during the firefight. A top military official thanks the Republican Guard's training regiment for the low number casualties.

Biyi Spy Hanged


Krystallos Delpan hangs from the gallows

MYLEIKAF, SELID - Krystallos Delpan was hanged today. He was charged with crimes such as "working for the enemies of the state," "passing on classified information to enemies of the state," and "having physical contact with enemies of the state." Through a hardworking investigation, Abanhfleft authorities have uncovered links between Delpan and undercover Biyi forces within Abanhfleft. He has proven a willing accomplice for the Biyi rebels, giving classified information to them for over twenty years. Such information has given the rebels time to plan counterattacks, and the surprise attack on the battleship DaPanzer Oubie has been linked to information Delpan handed over to the Biyis. In a statement made soon after Delpan's hanging, Major General Boo Pulaski said that Congress hopes that with the loss of Mezaladbyi's most important source of information in Abanhfleft, the war with the rebel province would soon be brought to an end.


Major General Boo Pulaski speaks to Abanhfleft forces in Mezaladbyi

Nebojša Radmanović sworn in as President!


Nebojša Radmanović just sworn in

SARAJEVO, NORTH HERZEGOVINA- Just over thirty minutes ago, his Mighty and Most Worshipful, Nebojša Radmanović was sworn in as President of the Republic of North Herzegovina. After a difficult race with his opponent Valentin Inzko, and much hardship, Mr. Radmanović is officially retained the most important position in all of North Herzegovina. According to the Constitution of this great nation, President Radmanović will hold his title and power until the day of judgement, which will be the day he leaves this earth for a better place. Radmanović has given no clear indication of what direction he will go with Herzegovina, however it will most likely be molded based upon his Far-Right Wing/Borderline Fascist views. For God and Nation, Long Live North Herzegovina and Long Live President Radmanović!

Bill drafted in Senate to outlaw capital punishment

MANTAL ZRIEGER- Senators Zoé Labossière (D-Carthalis), Lyle Coupart (D-Wolendas) and Oliver Kemp (ind.-Ranzbay) have co-authored RS 9579, a measure to outlaw the death penalty throughout Ravnalis.

The reason for the bill's introduction is that the death penalty is currently one issue dividing the nation. Six states have kept it legalized, four have outlawed it and three have made no decision whatsoever. So it's obvious that it would go to the Senate for a final resolution.

Labossière said this of the bill.

Zoé Labossière wrote:The death penalty is basically government-sanctioned first-degree homicide. If we do not outlaw this, then we are nothing more than cold-blooded killers swearing by hypocrisy...

Opponents to this bill have taken this statement to their advantage. Oscar Casimaty (L-Jo Manrien) said that "politics is naturally hypocritical" and that "if we order spies to kill other spies, then aren't we cold-blooded killers, per se?"

First Minister Grazian Carrasco has stated that he supports RS 9579. He says that "should this bill pass the Senate, I shall be signing it into law."

This month the Wikipedian Navy entered a new stealthy Unmanned Combat Aerial Vehicle (UCAV), now known as the AQ-47, into service and has deployed it aboard the Richard Stallman-class nuclear-powered supercarriers. This week they became carrier-qualified (CQ) aboard all 12 Stallman carriers. The new UCAVs can carry JDAM munitions, reconnaissance equipment, and may possibly even be able to take on an aerial refueling role. For more information on this aircraft see here.

Presidential candidate Alphonse has been making a habit of sleeping in his local polling station on top of a pile of unmarked ballots. Insiders speculate that he does it because it's cool in the building and he doesn't like to go outside except when it's raining. Representatives of his opponents have been muttering about election tampering but officials have yet to find anything in the statutes that directly applies to this situation.

For those who have not been following the campaign closely, this is believed to be the first time in Fatatatutian history that a duck has run for the office of President. Although there have been some questions about his citizenship, most Fatatatutians seem to welcome Alphonse's candidacy and his standing in the opinion polls remains high.

Christina "Puffa-Puffa" Rice reporting for Radio Fatatatutti News.

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First Mass Evacuation of Liberated Mezaladbyi Begins


Biyi refugees board a plane bound for Oontaz Dert Li Ng

OGOVLICH, MEZALADBYI - Major General Boo Pulaski has recently approved a plan to evacuate Biyi refugees that had been crowding Fleftic bases in the area. The first flight took off at 1:58 P.M. with 238 civilians and fifteen soldiers to accompany them. A regular schedule for the transports would soon be arranged.

Tickets for Tacos
Tacos, Why We Love Them So
Living Freedom Land's love affair with tacos, and why it makes a good movie.
The new documentary movie Tacos, Why We Love Them So was a smash at the box office yesterday, bringing in over 59,841,919 gold standards at the box office yesterday. One truly wonders how a film totally based around finding out why Living Freedom Land is one of the the world's largest consumers of tacos, and what that means for the average Freedom Lander.



The movie, while visually stunning, lacked a true plot, but then again, what do you expect for a documentary? It did have an objective, and it concluded with a stunning twist. The science of the movie, such as its use of Taco Points to gauge the amount of tacos sold in each city in the nation, was questionable, and that has hurt its credibility with the academia. However, the main person to see the movies were average folks, who just don't care if their movies are scientific. It told people not what they already knew, but made up a totally false story as to why tacos are popular in Living Freedom Land.

We don't have a news channel, but we do have a programme which shows the Twitter posts that are news.

Here are a few examples:
"A man on the internet seems to want to blow up the whole of Sungai Pusat, right in the core. That's scary! I hope that doesn’t happen."

Here is a conversation that we recorded:

Rena "Hey, nice dress I saw you at school."

Queya "Thanks, Re. Do you know how much it costs?"

Rena "How much?"

Queya "$5.6 million."

Rena "Not a surprise, your father is a multi-billionare. Most surprising is that it is the most expensive dress sold!"

And that came onto the news area in that day, the girl who was wearing the most expensive dress here in Sungai Pusat. And that is all for now, we will get back to you later after this show.

Eastern Arcadian Broadcasting Commission

Brought to you by Mayu Forthright, this is an EABC broadcast. Yesterday afternoon a newly formed motoring company, christened Quirk, leaped onto the world market, revealing it's new line of micro and city cars for consumption. Working hard to establish itself in other nations it intends to continue with a mandate of continual improvement and an adherence to the principles of Quirk.

To apply for a Quirk branch in your nation, see here.

James Fowler awarded Harriett Cross by The Queen


James Fowler HC [right] with Harry Wright HC[left], previous HC recipient.

James Fowler HC has been honoured in a special investiture ceremony with a Harriett Cross by HM The Queen for outstanding gallantry. Fowler was fighting in South Okonkwo for the Royal Harrovian Regiment, when he exposed himself to enemy fire to protect injured troops, and later rescued a civillian ambulance officer while under heavy enemy fire. The Harriett Cross is the highest award in the Harrovian Honours System, preceded only by Peerage. It is awarded to "persons who in the presence of the enemy, perform acts of the most conspicuous gallantry, or daring or pre-eminent acts of valour or self-sacrifice, or display extreme devotion to duty."

Imperial Court heads to Yati Tehimat for the Summer Months

God-Emperor City -- The God-Emperor announced today that he and the Imperial Court would be moving from the Imperial City for the summer to escape from the hot weather in favour of the cooler city, which is located 32km south of God-Emperor City in Colmira Province. The Imperial Court, consisting of His Magnificence's most trusted advisors and most noble citizens of glorious Padullahstan, will engage in relaxing activities and other restful persuit as a respite from the demanding life of being part of the Court. Yati Tehimat, formerly Kamëli, is situated in a large ravine and build on the sides of the ravine walls. It was constructed as a city for use as a secluded retreat for Okirümic monks and run by an Abbot. It remains one of the holiest sites in all Padullahstan, containing artefacts and relics numerous saints and holymen, as well as items handed down from the gods themselves.

Of the Quendi wrote:The Quendi Special Election is over



Massive victory to the LPP who got more than 60 % of the seats in the Chamber of Electors and 78 seats in the senate. Supreme High Chancellor Nuba Nysore has announced that he is "Overjoyed that the people of the Quendi has given the LPP this overwhelming support. We will however continue to work with all parties in Congress."
It is expected that the Supreme High Chancellor will soon appoint his Prime Minister. Three candidates are now in consideration. The chancellor's brother Senator Navien Nysore from Garzinna, senator and former Supreme High Chancellor Selindara Imai of Inistra or Senior Minister of Foreign Affairs and the World Assembly Carmen Safina.

OOC: If anyone can find a figure like the one on the picture but with 736 seats (same as the European Parliament) I would be eternally gratefull

OOC: Depends, how many seats per party out of 736?

We bring you breaking news Kentslanian citizens! Today around 3:00 pm, the 68 story Garvin building in Weshmane, came tumbling done! The police is investigating to see if foul play is involved. By the looks of it, the support beams caved in on the 30 year building. 84 deaths have been recorded, 54 severley injured, and another 17 missing.

New Laos News

Following a new legislation, the 2010 Phanafian National Olympics (PNO) will be hosted in New Laos City! Many nations around the world will be participating, and you can to! For more details, visit the Olympic Thread from this link: http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=59273

July 3, 2010
by Sara Fisichella
KINGSVILLE - the newly redesigned Series IX Nord-Brutlandese livro, the currency of the United Kingdom of Brutland and Norden, was released today into general circulation by the Royal Nord-Brutlandese Bank (Banco Reala Nordèbrutelliense, BRNb) through public and private banks all over the country.

The release was simultaneous in all grants and provinces following a July 2 bank holiday in order to provide a one-day window for the delivery of the new banknotes to banks all over the country. Citizens can now exchange their old paper banknotes into the new polymer banknotes in all banks in Brutland and Norden. Most vending machines, automated teller machines, and currency counters had also been reconfigured to adapt to the change.

"Smooth Turnover"
The BRNb reported that £12.5 billion worth of old livros had been exchanged to the new livros so far. While there was no rush to exchange banknotes, some Nord-Brutlandese went to banks early in order to get their hands on the new, more modern currency. "It's... different," Sabino Pellegrino, an office worker from Providenza, remarked about the new banknotes. Pellegrino went to the bank early before work to exchange his old King Adam IV livros. "It doesn't feel like money. But I guess we Nord-Brutlandese will get used to these plastic money. I hear these polymer banknotes are more secure... and definitely you cannot reproduce this in a paper copier. "

"I like it," said Carolina di Gasperina, a bank teller at the Banco di Monteleone. "Vivid colors, sophisticated design and security features, and it feels clean. Dirt and smell sticks to paper banknotes, sometimes you loath to touch them. And it'll be much easier to look out for fakes."

There were only a few isolated incidents concerning the new banknotes. In the town of Palombara di Tiberio, province of Brutland, some local stores refused to accept the new banknotes. Some shopkeepers believed the new banknotes were toy money. The matter as immediately cleared by the municipal mayor and the BRNb representative for the grant of Cantabrica. In the grant of Mordogudoro, province of Norden, people were unable to get the new banknotes after the barge that was supposed to bring the new banknotes to the islands was stranded in the Scilian port of Agriacca.

Exchange Early
The Chief Cashier of the Royal Nord-Brutlandese Bank, Adam Castresana, encouraged citizens to exchange their livros early and make the transition immediately. The BRNb had shortened the grace period with which the paper banknotes can still be used and exchanged. The BRNb gave the Nord-Brutlandese three months to exchange their livros in the country's banks. The paper Series VIII banknotes, bearing the image of King Kyle II, will remain legal tender only for one more year, up to July 2011 (instead of the usual four years); and can be exchanged at face value (at BRNb branches only) only for two more years, up to July 2012 (instead of the usual seven years). The Series VII notes, bearing the image of King Adam IV, will cease to be legal tender this month, and can be exchanged at face value for only one more year, up to July 2011 (instead of up to July 2013).


BRNB's Castresana said that the Bank wanted Brutland and Norden to shift immediately to the polymer banknotes and cease the use of the paper banknotes, which was more liable to counterfeiting. While there were some cases of counterfeiting, it was never much of a problem. Nevertheless, the BRNb recognized the vulnerability of the Nord-Brutlandese livro and immediately made plans to remedy it, hence the issuance of a new series of banknotes.

And although the high-denomination banknotes (£200, £500, £1000) will remain legal tender and will be circulated, the Bank will be reducing the amount that they will print, primarily to fight money laundering. The £1000 livro banknote, roughly equivalent to $1600, is one of the highest-valued banknotes in the world.

The New Series IX Banknotes
The redesign was proposed by the BRNb and was approved by the Cortanella government in 2009, primarily to strengthen the security features of Nord-Brutlandese currency. It was also to update the images on the currency.

The new banknotes of the Nord-Brutlandese livro are made of a plastic polymer called biaxially-oriented polypropylene (BOPP), developed at the Nord-Brutlandese company Baadsgaard & Lambert (B&L). B&L was also responsible for the other security features, which included a transparent plastic window, holograms, color-shifting and thermochromatic inks, intaglio printing, and for higher denominations, RFIDs to track down the currencies and reveal counterfeits.

The banknotes bear the image of His Majesty King Kyle II and various castles around Brutland and Norden. The colors remained the same for all denominations in order to prevent confusion with the colors the Nord-Brutlandese had been accustomed to.

Gallery: Nord-Brutlandese livro Series IX
£1: Colored blue, Mount Bianco on the Reverse


£5: Colored yellow, Royal Palace on the Reverse


£10: Colored green, General Court on the Reverse
The view of the General Court featured changed from the interior courtyard to the south side of the Court.


£20: Colored orange, Stroppiana Lighthouse on the Reverse


£50: Colored gray, Nordville Castle on the Reverse


£100: Colored red, Montecrestese Castle on the Reverse


£200: Colored cyan, Dennville Castle on the Reverse


£500: Colored violet, Brutland City Castle on the Reverse
The Castle of Brutes (City of Padanica) as replaced by the Brutland CIty Castle.


£1000: Multicolored, Pannondrian Castle on the Reverse

(OOC: Sorry if this is digging, but I think this is something relevant.)





Following the first free elections in the Dianic Republic, former Integrated Apartheid Victims Front (IAVF) leader Swilli Asaam has won the presidential election and has been sworn in as President of the Dianic Republic, succeeding Provisional President Prier Wintle. During the Neo-Apartheid Dempsey era, Swilli Asaam was the leader of the Integrated Apartheid Victims' Front (IAVF) and assisted MDISC forces during the invasion. He was the first high-ranking member of the IAVF to meet up with MDISC commanders in Capetown, and famously often accompanied the IAVF in combative situations. During the MDISC taking of Kruul, Asaam personally walked into a bombed out chemical weapons plant with Epicnopolian Alfa Legionnaires and ordered the destruction of materials for making lewisite. Asaam walked with Wikipedian and Epicnopolian soldiers through camps where live victims of the Dempsey regime lay in the hot sun, broken, burned, and abused physically, sexually, and emotionally. Famous pictures were released of Asaam comforting the liberated victims and providing them with water while MDISC set up medical facilities. Since the war ended, Asaam had supported Provisional President Wintle in his efforts to crack down on Dempseyist insurgents and improve foreign relations abroad. He believes that quick recovery from the war and dictatorship is essential for the Dianic Republic to thrive in Africa. Asaam also believes in having a strong and competent military to protect the nation.

Whitestar Kalsat Avnam AV1 facelifted



Whitestar Automotive LLC, one of Astholm's premier motor manufacturers, has facelifted the Kalsat Avnam AV1 for 2010. Named for the village of Avnam in Lancashire, Astholm (and its postcode!), this mid-size car gets a facelift before the next-generation model is due in 2011.

There are no drastic mechanical changes, only a change in the model line-up; The mid-range models' 4-cylinder engines and the 3.8-litre 245bhp V6 are discontinued, and the rest of the diesel line-up is also discontinued leaving just the 2.0-litre 145bhp 4-cylinder, 3.3-litre 185bhp V6 and 3.8-litre 204bhp V6 petrols or 2.0-litre 190bhp 4-cylinder turbodiesel engines on offer.

The

Trim levels continue unchanged, with base, Edition S, Select, GL, GLS, CD, CDX and Elite trim levels available.

Prices start at £16,880 for the basic model, going up to around £31,450 with full options on the 3.8 V6 Elite model.

OOC: Comments welcomed on the story, it's my first news one here, my first proper one anyway.

"We've done the impossible!" says scientists.
In Festicrause, scientists have finally developed a working teleportation proto-type!
Jordon Freechmang said: "We've finally made a teleporter! It should be ready for public use in about 5 years!" But has this success been filled with tragedy? "While we were testing it on a human for the first time, a fly got in and one of our scientists suffered a horrible mutation."
"We're still working on it, but until then...
People, watch out for the ******** flies."

Chyeknovostan Thrown into Bloodiest Civil War Yet!

"Since July 14th, Chyeknovostan has been in a Civil War, and a Massive one at that...
Reports show that, 4 star General Trushev, was the one who led this.
Supporting his theories for a new Communist Government in the country, just yesterday Free Chyeknovostan had released information that could had kept this from happening.

A set of email from certain Military officers and civilians had been kept watch over but apparently not enough says Lyoza Plentekov head of the Chyeknovostan Federal Bureau of Computer Security or FBCS.
None of the emails were taken seriously reports Lyozo, as the reason behind this is currently unkown.
As many may or may not know, the Civil War now known as The Trushev Revolution, has become quite bloody, Trisha has more"
"Thankyou Mya, the Trushev Revolution has been bloody but not as bloody as the last Civil War Chyeknovostan had... During the Chyezka Revolt in 1584, In that time it was considered one of the bloodiest conflicts Chyeknovostan had ever had 4 million people perished at the Tekrazh Na Gulak prison in Seramanka, giving it the title of the most Brutal and deadliest prison in the world...
Well over the last 2 weeks this war might be able to beat that...
Casualties on both sides are racking up immensly, Several hundreds of thousands, Chermanskva alone a medium sized city has suffered almost 100,000 casualties from both sides, it is a war that many people are calling an extermination... Trushevs radical communist idea, has almost 70% of all of Chyeknovostans army under his control, while fighting the Demacratic Ideaist, and General for Chyeknovostan Augostov... The country is in panic as Trushev pushes more and more... in Chermanskva alone Trushev has 2 million soldiers whil Augostov has 1.5 million, it is a battle that is becoming very costly. Also a video from the battle of Chermanskva with the national anthem playing was released by Trushevs Rebel forces, as you will be able to see Chermanskva is a place no man should fight in, : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjW3kMNaW2o it also shows the battle of Omsivoitsi which was hit by a nuclear weapon from the Rebels, luckily they had only obtained one at the time, Chermanskva has been able to hold , but it worries the government, for the biggest Nuclear stockpile is just a few miles away...More will about the story will be held at 6, also a map of the current conflict and part of Downtown Chyeknograd is shown here:http://nationstates.wikia.com/wiki/Trushev_Reolution"