Following an inadequate response to rape in other armed forces, Plewnidminster has decided to show they are different.
The Prime Minister has today signed four warrants of rapists, two soldiers convicted of raping the same woman, a soldier convicted of raping a man and an airman convicted of raping and beating an unrelated woman.
As a crime of such extreme moral turpitude, hanging or lethal injection is the penalty rather than the noble death of firing squad usually given out to soldiers condemned to death.
The hangings shall be carried out in the maximum security men’s prison by Chief Executioner Albert Peterson III.
The accused are entitled to see chaplains of their choosing and have the final mercy of a special meal.