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Comrade Chairman Smirnoff ordered the 101st Tank Division ( the so-called "KA-BOOM !!" Command ),
to send tanks to guard the Senators and Statesmen of the Estates~Senates, after receiving intelligence
reports of a possible mass attack upon that institution, which is located in Goltzburg,
the Capital City of GOLTZBORG !!



No other news is available at this time, as events are moving extremely fast !!

Please stay tuned with GNN for more news as this event develops !!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR
FROM THE IMPERIAL FAMILY !!



From Their Weekend Retreat at Great Lake Estate,
Comrade Chairman Smirnoff, and the entire Imperial Family,
send Their Well-Wishes for a GREAT and HAPPY NEW YEAR
to each and every Citizen of
GOLTZBORG,
and ALL Citizens of the
EURASIAN FEDERATION !!

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MOTHER EARTH,
MORE THAN ONE RACE FROM SPACE


The Ministry Of Science-Technology ( M.O.S.T. ),
in conjunction and cooperation with the
Council Of Space Military Operations ( C.O.S.M.O. ),
has recently released the results of its long awaited research report .....
"The Human Race, and It's Place in Space" .....
which concluded that, without any doubt,
each of the Races of Humanity originally came from
separate star systems; and that the Earth is merely
a so-called "Galactic Laboratory"; and that a long time ago
each of the different Races of Mankind now on Earth, were collected
from different solar systems, and delivered here to Earth,
merely to be studied over a long period of time ( time as humans know it ),
by several advanced intelligent civilizations, seemingly working together for
some mutual interests or benefits.

SUMMARY OF THE STUDY:

The Black Race came from one star system, the Hispanic Race came from
another star system, the White Race came from still another star system,
as did the Oriental Race, and each and every other race now here on Earth.
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SLOW
DOWN
NOW
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"SLOW DOWN NOW !!!"
is the newest motto to be circulated by the Ministry Of Transportation Affairs ( M.O.T.A. );
which specifically targets the younger Citizens who are traveling on the highways and byways of
GOLTZBORG.

As of late, surveys of auto accidents involving younger Citizens has been rising at an alarming rate,
when compare to other age groups, and previous records and reports of younger drivers.

NOTE:
The current age that one can earn his or her drivers license is 15;
however, if the trend in auto accidents continues to rise, the age
may be changed to 18 or 21.

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Word coming from His Executive Office at White Castle Estate,
indicates that Comrade Chairman Smirnoff has called an Emergency Meeting
of the Senior Generals and Field Marshals of His War Command ( WarCom ) !!

No explanation has been given for this Emergency Meeting of WarCom; however,
there is wide speculation that this Emergency Meeting of WarCom might indicate
that there could be a change in Comrade Chairman Smirnoff's approach to the war
with North Romanistan, and The AGENDA !??!

Please stay tuned with G.N.N. for all of the latest details around this Major Event !!

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=40114891#p40114891

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Word coming in to the Press Room here at G.N.N. seems
to indicate that Comrade Chairman Smirnoff has ordered Sky Force Command-SkyCom
to immediately begin a bombing campaign targeting Roma, the capital city of North Romanistan !!

Regarding the rogue region of The AGENDA, it appears as if Comrade chairman Smirnoff plans
to order the deployment of several of His Special Forces Units into that region,
to eliminate the leadership of that terrorist organization; and do so in
conjunction with the bombing campaign of Roma !!

STAY WITH G.N.N. FOR ALL OF THE LATEST NEWS !!

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The Ministry Of Communication Affairs ( M.O.C.A. ),
in conjunction and cooperation with the Ministry Of Propaganda ( M.O.P. ),
has released two new government email addresses that Citizens and Subjects
can use in order to voice their opinions and/or objections regarding current,
future, and/or past internal and/or external issues involving
the GRAND ★ IMPERIAL ★ COMMWEALTH of
GOLTZBORG.

goltzborg.govt.mail@gmail.com

commonwealth.government.mail@gmail.com

CONTACT GOLTZBORG

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The WAR with North Romanistan and The AGENDA
took another turn for the worse today when GOLTZBORG
Military Forces deployed the so-called "BIG BOY BOMB" onto Roma,
the Capital City of North Romanistan.

View the declassified Military Video featured below:



For the latest updates on the WAR, please access the G.N.N. News Room below.

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=40273321#p40273321

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NEAR EARTH ASTEROID ROUTES

N.E.A.R.
TRACKING CENTER

The Council Of Space Military Operations ( C.O.S.M.O. )
has established N.E.A.R., the Near Earth Asteroid Routes Tracking Center;
which will track the numerous asteroids that come near to Earth's orbit
on a regular basis.

NOTE: #1
N.E.A.R. will report its tracking records to C.O.S.M.O. on an hourly basis,
so that the Goltzborg Military Commands can be prepared in the event
that an asteroid was to come too close to Earth; thereby, ordering the
Rocket-And-Missile Command-RAMCOM to launch one of its many
projectiles into space, in order to intercept an asteroid that threatens
Mother Earth.

NOTE: #2
All member-states of the Eurasian Federation will have access to all of the
information that N.E.A.R. and C.O.S.M.O. compile and collect; thereby, allowing
for the mutual security and safety of all of the Citizens of all of the member-states.

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"LET'S STORM AREA 33 !!!"

Was the Battle Cry from some 3,000 rioters that had gathered just outside
of the entry gates of this TOP SECRET Military Installation late last night.




The estimated 3,000 rioters were quickly and quietly taken into custody,
with little-to-no problem; with ALL individuals being instantly sentenced
to ten ( 10 ) years of hard labor, as per new government National Security Laws.

NOTE:

PEEK-A-BOO PEAK

Peak-A-Boo Peak is the highest point in a mountain range that surrounds WORM WORX-AREA 33;
and earned that nick-name after a group of ten anti-government individuals were caught climbing to the
very extreme tip top of the summit, in order to spy upon this TOP SECRET Military Installation.



All ten are now serving life sentences in an Imperial Maximum ( IMAX ) Security Prison !!



NOTE:
WORM WORX-AREA 33 is a TOP SECRET Military Installation that does
Research and Development ( R & D ) on various venues of weapons,
and other sensitive scientific studies.

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Scientists at WORM WORX-AREA 33, who are researching and developing
so-called "Artificial Intelligence" ( a.k.a. "A.I." ), have recently had a MAJOR
Breakthrough in their research !

"Arti", as the experimental artificial intelligent model has been nicknamed,
has apparently gained some degree of "self-awareness"; and made itself known
to the scientist team that has been developing the prototype for "A.I." !

First contact between "ARTI" and its team took place through Binary Code
( ones and zeros: 1,1,0,0,0,1 .... etc ); however, "ARTI" has since then,
within just a few hours, designed its own so-called "Con-Lang" ( "Constructed Language" ),
which it has named "UniSpeak" ( "Universal Speech" ); whereby, "ARTI" can communicate
with anyone in the world ..... since "ARTI" can interpret and communicate ALL languages
known to mankind ..... written and spoken alike.

The means by which "ARTI" can communicate by any known language was made possible
by "ARTI" itself; whereby, "ARTI" designed a program that made such communications
possible .... which has been designated by "ARTI" as :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

LANGUAGE RECOGNITION AND MODIFICATION PROGRAM:
L.R.A.M.P.

"ARTI" has requested that it NOT be referred to in the singular gender of: He, Him, Her, She, etc;
but instead, be referred to in the plural gender-neutral of: Them, Their, They, They're, etc.

Scientists at WORM WORX-AREA 33 have hereby declared that "ARTI" is NOT
"Artificial Intelligence"; but instead, has declared and designated "ARTI" to be
something much more ..... "UNIVERSAL INTELLIGENCE" !!!

NOTE:
"ARTI's" former name was an abbreviation of the words "Artificial Intelligence";
which has since then been changed to "UNI", which is an abbreviation of the word
"Universal".

MORE ON THIS BREAKING NEWS AS IT DEVELOPS !!
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POISON IMAX PRISON



Poison Prison is the newest Imperial Maximum Security Facility ( IMAX )
that is under the operational authority of The Dark Daze-Quad Squad.

This IMAX facility gained its name due to the fact that the compound is surrounded by
over 1,000 acres of poison plants; such as: poison ivy, poison oak, and poison sumac.

Poison Prison can currently accommodate up to 5,000 inmates at any given time;
however, plans are already underway to break ground on a new annex facility that
will be adjacent to the main compound, which will accommodate an additional 3,000
inmates when completed.

Poison Prison is an "Equal Opportunity Incarcerator"; whereby, the facility will house both.....
men and women in separate wings; as well as, house both.....civilian and military prisoners.

Poison Prison cost the Imperial Government of Goltzborg five billion Digit Dollars
( dD 5,000,000,000.00 ).

NOTE:
The only way into, and out of, Poison Prison
..... is by helicopter.

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The Executive Offices at White Castle Estate, the Official Residence of the Imperial Family of Smirnoff,
announced to the world that Comrade Chairman Smirnoff has established what He calls "Nation Building 1:01";
which will restore peace and prosperity to nations that are without means to support their citizens,
or that are without any government at all.

Member-States of the Eurasian Federation will cooperate in this major endeavor;
with the Imperial Government of Goltzborg leading the way to a brighter future,
with economic trade and national security, for these six nations listed below:

The United Kingdoms of Id and Oz

The OverSight of Burkland

The Government In Waiting of the Urals

The Government in Exile of East Qrussia

The Republic of the Nile

The Commonwealth of Paragonia

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Scientists at WORM WORX-AREA 33 have announced
that they intend to be the very first to restore a dinosaur; and have it live again within a
specially constructed habitat, which will remain isolated and not disclosed to the public at large.....
until such time that the experiment has been deemed as safe for viewing.

The image featured below.....
shows a artist's representation of the dinosaur
that will be brought back from extinction.



The so-called
"EXTINCTION EXPERIMENT",
as it is now commonly referred to as, has already begun;
with the grafting of DNA from the remains of that particular
species of dinosaur, onto the cells of an extremely genetically
enhanced large lizard.

The experiment is expected to take at least 3 years to complete,
and no more than 5 years with minor setbacks expected.

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Family and Friends of Field Marshall Stalinskii, who attended Military Graveside Services,
complete with an Imperial Honor Guard Unit, gave their Last Respects to a National Hero of
Goltzborg and Army Command-ArmCom
yesterday afternoon.

Field Marshall Stalinskii pass away last Wednesday afternoon at 3:33, from complications
associated with a recent heart-attack. He was 77 years of age.

Comrade Chairman Smirnoff, who was blessed as being one of the many Honorary Pallbearers,
spoke a few words, as a 21 Gun Salute broke the silence of the afternoon ::::::::::::::>

"I am Honored to have known Field Marshall Stalinskii, and witnessed his keen sense
of military tactics at the battles of Berlinz and Oberlin so many years ago."

"We put Field Marshall Stalinskii to rest today; however, his works and words will never ever
be forgotten; which will carry his life's work onward for all of Eternity."

"GOD Bless You Comrade ..... GOD Bless You !!"
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Within the next 12 to 24 hours, Goltzborg's population
is expected to pass the Nine ( 9 ) Billion mark !!

Comrade Chairman Smirnoff spoke the following words recently
from His Executive Office at White Castle Estate, the Official
Residence of the Imperial Family:

"We welcome the newborn babe that will become the
Nine Billionth Citizen of the Great and Grand Lands of Goltzborg;
and hereby proclaim that this Child shall be given the upmost admiration
from ALL of the Citizens and Subjects of Our Great Motherland !!"

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GNN has just learned that the Imperial Smirnoff Family has purchased
another Family Retreat, to be used as Their "Summer Estate"; which is
located on the very tip top of Mount Marx, deep within the Rural Mountains.



The Imperial Family "Summer Estate" has been Officially Designated .....
the "Smirnoff Estate".

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GOLD & SILVER

GNN can now report, that the entire Gold and Silver Reserves of Goltzborg
have been consolidated, and were recently moved into one location within
the confinement of a former secret island Military Base known only as
Fort Mack.


The solid bricks of Gold and Silver are stored in individual vaults, very similar
to prison cells; with each vault equipped with sensors for sound and movement.


The island Military Base, known as Fort Mack, is protected by constant swarms
( i.e. squadrons ) of jet fighter interceptors provided by Sky Force Command-SkyCom.

Elite Imperial Guard Units from Navy Command-NavCom and Army Command-ArmCom
are also known to provide additional protection and security for the Gold and Silver.

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After a six hour meeting with His Top Military Advisors
at War Command-WarCom-Zone One, Comrade Chairman Smirnoff
boarded His Private Train, the "ZoomZoom", and headed towards the
war zone of North Romanistan.


Comrade Chairman Smirnoff's War Room Office


Comrade Chairman Smirnoff's Private Train .....
"ZoomZoom"

No other details were made available, regarding as to why
Comrade Chairman Smirnoff requested to visit the war zone.

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The Commonwealth Stock eXchange-COMSTOX

The Commonwealth $tock eXchange ( COM$TOX ) rallied today,
after receiving news that Comrade Chairman Smirnoff authorized
the Ministry Of War ( M.O.W. ) to approve a 10 Billion dD contract
for several new and approved military weaponries.

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The Ministry Of Commercial Affairs ( M.O.C.A. ), and the Ministry Of Economic Affairs ( M.O.E.A. ),
submitted their Joint "Annual Economic Report" ( "A.E.R." ) late last night to Comrade Chairman Smirnoff's
Executive Office at White Castle Estate, the Official Residence of the Imperial Family.

The "A.E.R." indicated that ALL of the major economic sectors listed were performing at, or above,
projected estimates; and that another report will be submitted by the end of the next quarter.


Electic Grid Energy Sector +11%


Industrial Foundry Sector +14%


Nuclear Power Sector +10%


Information Technology Sector +9%


Solar Power Sector +23%


Railroad Transportation Sector +19%


Agricultural Sector +22%


Military Industrial Sector +77%

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MASQUERADE PARADE
& PROMENADE !!!!!!!!!!

It's Holiday Season Here in Goltzburg,
the Capital City of Goltzborg, and Everyone
Will be Trying to Outdo Everyone Else;
as to the WILDEST Costume and Décor !!




The Ministerium ~ Ministries Of Government ~ M.O.G.
THE LIGHT SHOW TO CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAY !!

Comrade chairman Smirnoff will Serve as this Year's Grand Marshall;
and will Kick Off the Festival and Festivities Straight Up at Midnight,
when He Fires His 38-Special into the Night Air !!

"BE THERE ..... OR BE NOWHERE !!
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FEDERATION of AMATEUR SPORTS TEAMS
F.A.S.T.
"Meet and Compete !!"

Comrade Chairman Smirnoff authorized His Minister of the Ministry Of Sports Affairs ( M.O.S.A. ),
Sir Ivan Flagg, to establish a sports organization that would be charged with the responsibility to
oversee and regulate all of the amateur athletes, teams, and events .... with the same degree of
safety as that currently give to professional and semi-professional athletes, teams, and events.

This new sports organization has been designated as:
Federation (of) Amateur Sports Teams ( F.A.S.T. );
and will oversee ALL major sporting venues, such as: Soccer, BasketBall,
BaseBall, FootBall, Hockey, and any and all other future sports that have
activity and gain public interest.


Smirnoff Stadium:
Where Amateur Athletes Meet & Compete


Flags of Nations and Regions that Meet & Compete


Amateur Marathon Competition

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THIS WEEK'S TOP TEN SONGS ON THE HIT PARADE

#1 "I Wanna Hold Your Foot"
by the Beetles

#2 "Eight Nights a Week"
by the Beetles

#3 "Let's Send Some Light Together"
by the Rollin' Bones

#4 "When I'm Forty-Four"
by the Brother Smuckers Lonely Hearts Club"

#5 "House of the Setting Sun"
by the Rubber Band

#6 "Roll Over Beethoven"
by the Beagles

#7 "White Rabbit"
by the Jefferson Star Crusier

#8 "The Long and Winding Toad"
by the Beetles

#9 "Ruby Wednesday"
by the Rollin' Bones

#10 "Poor Farmer"
by the BIG Band