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Here are the results of the GOLTZBORG Government's recent polls:

https://www.nationstates.net/page=polls/v=region:eurasian_federation

Feel Free to Vote on the Current Poll.

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The Imperial Government of GOLTZBORG plans to increase the Defense Budget to 25% within the next 5 years.

Reference Current Defense Budget: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=gol ... government

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"PRESIDENT PUTIN OF RUSSIA IS PISSED-OFF AT COMRADE CHAIRMAN SMIRNOFF OF GOLTZBORG !!"

NOTE:
GNN has been given exclusive, and unrestricted access, to the Military Manifest that has caught the world's attention;
and has set ALL of the leaders of the major military communities around the world back on their heels.

This is basically what the news medias all around the world have been reporting over the last 24 hours;
which is due to the fact that the Imperial Government of Goltzborg has agreed to sell 150
Man-less Aerial Vehicles ( a.k.a. M.A.V.s / "MAVERICKS" ) to the Military Command of the Ukraine.



The surprise announcement of this major transaction shook the entire foundation of the world-wide military community;
whereby, the Pentagon in Washington D.C. appeared to be stunned more than any other military command in the world;
especially since the military leaders of the Ukraine had not even given any indication that such a major
military manifest was in the works.

When word of Putin's views reached Comrade Chairman Smirnoff, He addressed the world-wide media that had assembled
in the Press Park adjacent to the Estates~Senates , stating the following brief reply:

"The People and Government of Goltzborg stand hand-in-hand with our Brothers and Sisters of the Ukraine;
and hereby pledge our total support to the People and Government of the Ukraine, in their struggle to
regain ALL of the regions that Putin has occupied ..... including the Crimea !!"

"May GOD Bless the Peoples' of Goltzborg, and of the Ukraine !!"

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Comrade Chairman Smirnoff has authorized additional
construction of several new loops around Goltzburg,
the Capitial City of Goltzborg.

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Comrade Chairman Smirnoff has authorized the purchase
of an additional 150 State Police Vehicles for Goltzburg,
the Capitial City of Goltzborg.

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Government signage, such as shown on your television screen now,
are being erected around the secret and secured government grounds known as
WORM WORX-AREA 33.



The Imperial Government of GOLTZBORG has authorized officials the
right to use lethal force if ever they feel a need to do so.

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BREAKING SPORTS NEWS
NOW!


The Minister of the Ministry Of Sports ( M.O.S. ) announced today that ALL future
Sports Championships will only be offered on a Government Sponsored Pay-Per-View" basis.

Such Sports Championships will include, but not be limited to, the following events:
"Super Football Bowl", all College and University Bowl Games, the "World Basketball Playoffs",
the "World Baseball Playoffs", etc.



When the Minister questioned as to why such a drastic and expensive measure was being
implemented, She would only say:

"The Imperial Treasury determined that the proceeds generated from all such sporting events
would be of great benefit to not only the Imperial Government, but to all of the Citizens as well."

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THE WITCH WATCH HOUR

The Minister Of Public Safety ( M.O.P.S. ) announced late last night,
that it would be in the best interest of ALL of the Children of Goltzborg,
if ALL Children were accompanied by a Parent, or an Adult who assumes guardianship,
during the Annual Night-Time Event known as .....
"WITCH WATCH"..

"Children Eat Sweet Treats,
and Tell Tall Tales,
as They Wait and Watch for the Witches
to Arrive !!"

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Comrade Chairman Smirnoff made a surprise visit yesterday afternoon to the War Command ( WarCom ) Headquarters,
which is located at the ZONE ONE campus, approximately ten miles outside of Goltzburg,
the Capital City of Goltzborg.

While at ZONE ONE, Comrade Chairman Smirnoff conveyed His demand to begin building more defensive sites all around Goltzburg,
due to the continued terrorist activities that have been plaguing a major majority of the member-states of the
Eurasian Federation.

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=war_command-warcom-zone_one/detail=factbook/id=1792722

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Comrade Chairman Smirnoff Celebrates His Wife's 50th Birthday today,
with a National Fireworks Festival taking place at White Castle Estate,
and in every village, town, and city within
Goltzborg !!

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The Minister of the Ministry Of Foreign Affairs ( M.O.F.A. ) announced that
Comrade Chairman Smirnoff has reapproved all of the terms within in
Articles of Assimilation Agreement.

The
"Articles of Assimilation Agreement"
is the document that promotes the doctrine of incorporation,
between nations and regions that are in alliance with the
Government of Goltzborg; and is an irrevocable contract
between member-states of the
Eurasian Federation.

For More Information Contact the Government of Goltzborg

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In a bold move today at the Upper House Senate of the Estates~Senates,
Senior Senator Ivan Volanski, from RUZZIA and ROSSIA, formally and
officially entered an "Article of Intent" on the Floor of the Chamber !!

In the Article, Senior Senator Volanski declared that the Moon and Mars should
be claimed without objection; since there have been no other governments that
accepted the recent invitation to attend the international conference regarding
the Moon and Mars Questions !!

The
Terrestrial And Celestial Act
( T.A.C. ACT )

Other Senior Senators also endorsed this proposal; however, when a vote was taken
on the Floor of the Chamber ..... a major majority of the Senior Senators voiced
their objections by voting "NO"; thereby, rendering the Article *Dead On Arrival* !!

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=527097

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LOTTA LOOT LOTTO

HERE ARE THE WINNING NUMBERS FROM TONIGHT'S
LOTTA LOOT LOTTO; WITH A JACKPOT OF dD 1,000,000.00 !!

6-19-31-44-67-17

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YOUR DAILY NATIONAL POLL RESULTS

HERE ARE THE RESULTS OF TODAY'S NATIONAL POLL.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=194173

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THIS WEEK'S #1 SONG IN THE TOP TEN LIST IN
GOLTZBORG

!! HERE IS THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN THE TOP TEN LIST !!

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=39917114#p39917114

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!! FREEZE FRAME !!

YES !!

*Freeze Frame* looks to be the latest and greatest *Fad of Fun*
to hit Goltzburg, the Capital City of Goltzborg, in a long long time;
and is expected to catch on in every village, town, and city within the
Eurasian Federation !!

"IT'S FABULOUS !!" claims one of the many students here at the
Imperial Commonwealth University I.C.U..

*Freeze Frame* is the act, or art, of completely stopping in one's motion,
and remaining completely motionless for a period of time,
before resuming one's previous activity; whether that was .....
just walking down the sidewalk, waving to someone, bending
over to pick up something from the ground or floor, etc.

REMEMBER .....
"FREEZE FRAME IS FAB, FUN, & FREE !!!"

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THE G.N.N.
SPORTS
REPORT

"Your Source For Sports"





GNN has just learned that the Goltzborg Gladiators Sports Teams have been sold to an investment corporation
for dD 14,000,000,000.00; and has future plans to improve and expand the fifty-year-old stadium next year !!

Players and coaches have been told to make no comments regarding the sale,
until the sale is officially sanctioned and formally approved by the Ministry Of Sports Affairs ( M.O.S.A. ).

More news to follow .....

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THE OFFICIAL NATIONAL INSECT OF
GOLTZBORG

Comrade Chairman Smirnoff made it Official last night,
when He signed Executive Order #XO-121223,
which made the Ant the Official National Insect of
Goltzborg.

It is well known that almost all nations have National Animals;
however, very few are known to have a National Insect, which
prompted the Imperial Family and Government to request this
honor upon the Ant.

The Ant was chosen over several other worthy insects, to be
the First Official National Insect of Goltzborg; however,
when it came down to the final judgment, it was decided that the Ant
should be granted the High Honor ..... since the Ant displays numerous
traits that are compatible with humans:
Social Animals
Workers
Farmers
Soldiers
Nurses
etc.

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MUMBO JUMBO & YAKITY-YAK

( O.O.C. Think Facebook & Twitter )

BOTH SHUTDOWN FOR NOW !?

Late last night, at approximately 11:00 pm, the Minister of the Ministry Of Propaganda ( M.O.P. ),
under direct orders from Comrade Chairman Smirnoff, closed the two top social media platforms
operating legally within the borders of Goltzborg, and the Eurasian Federation.

No reasons were given to the news platforms ( i.e. radio, television, newspapers, etc ) for the sudden attack
on "Free Speech"; however, it is believed to have a direct connect to recent comments made about the
Imperial Family, and the Imperial Government, by the owners and executives from both social media platforms.

The Executive Office at White Castle Estate,
issued a written statement from Comrade Chairman Smirnoff,
which stated:

"When anyone who has the 'ear' of society, begins to believe that they have
a right to say whatever they think, then is when I think ..... that person ( or persons ) need to be
re-educated as to what the *Freedom of Speech* and the *Freedom of the Press* are really ALL about !!"

"There are times when too much Freedom can give birth to anarchy; therefore, ALL social media platforms
that are legally licensed to operate within the borders of Goltzborg, and the Eurasian Federation,
are hereby ordered to reconsider their vision for their sites, and re-read the obligations and rules & regulations
that they signed whenever each applied for a license !!"

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CANCEL
CANCER
MONTH !!



Comrade Chairman Smirnoff, and His Minister of the Ministry Of Health Affairs ( M.O.H.A. ),
issued a Joint Proclamation to the Citizens of Goltzborg, and to the entire world yesterday,
from His Executive Office at White Castle Estate, regarding the deadly disease of Cancer.

The Joint Proclamation Declared an *ALL OUT WAR AGAINST CANCER*;
with the goal of "CANCELING CANCER" by the end of the decade !!

Therefore, the month of January will now, and forevermore, be known as:
"CANCEL CANCER MONTH",
in Goltzborg, in all of the member-states of the Eurasian Federation; as well as,
any and all nations that have a desire to defeat and delete this dreaded disease.

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NO LAW & ORDER, NO BORDERS
..... NO MORE !!

Due to the recent lack of Law & Order on the Eastern Border of Goltzborg,
due to the fact that the border has been breached by thousands per week,
for over a year now, Comrade Chairman Smirnoff ordered ALL Divisions of the
Ministry Of Military Affairs ( M.O.M.A. )
to immediately secure the border !!

This order was qualified with the specific term of:
"LETHAL FORCE AUTHORIZED !!";
regardless of Age, Sex, Health, etc.

When Comrade Chairman Smirnoff was asked by a member of the Press Room
at White Castle Estate ..... 'why such drastic measures', He replied directly:

"When any nation isn't able to secure its own border,
there will naturally be a breakdown of Law & Order, which in turn
will lead to the dissolution of a nation !!"

"And THAT .... Will NEVER EVER HAPPEN HERE .....
AS LONG AS I AM ALIVE !!"

"We welcome people with open arms into our GREAT nation;
however, there are laws and limitations that have to be
respected by ALL people who wish to relocate here."

"When a person takes the time to follow our immigration laws,
and stand in line for their turn to enter ..... then is when we
welcome them."

"Take the Time ..... Stand in Line ..... Wait Your Turn !!"

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REGIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL POLL

The Official Government Poll shown below is self-explanatory.

https://www.nationstates.net/page=poll/p=194517

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!! CRAZY LEGS !!

!! IT'S THE LATEST CRAZE OF THE LAND !!

What started as a high school prank in Goltzburg, the Capital City of Goltzborg .....
"Crazy Legs" has "Grown Legs" ( pun intended ), and has now become a national, regional,
and international fad, with millions of young people joining in on the *free* fun-for-all !

"Crazy Legs" is simply the taking of a pair of pants or jeans, and cutting one of the legs
down into short-size ( short-shorts, knee-shorts, thigh-high, etc... ), while leaving the
other leg alone...at its original length, then taking out walking anywhere and everywhere !

So, if you've got an old pair of jeans or pants, and want to join in all of the fun that
"Crazy Legs" creates ..... just cut one leg down-to-size, and start walking all over town !!

CRAZY LEGS !!
IT'S CRAZY !!

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GENERAL BERLIN GRAY
GOLTZBORG'S
"MAN OF THE YEAR" !!!

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BREAKING NEWS NOW

Comrade Chairman Smirnoff honored retired Six Star General Berlin Gray
as the "MAN OF THE YEAR" for GOLTZBORG, and the EURASIAN FEDERATION,
late last evening at an Official Dinner Party held at White Castle Estate.

Retired General Gray, respectfully referred to as "Runt" ( behind his back ),
due to his height of 5 feet 5 inches, is well known in military circles around
the globe as the military leader that won the war with the Empire of Ganadia,
in a decisive victory at Port-of-Tama, the former capital city of that former nation.

NOTE:
General Gray was privately known to embrace his nickname of "Runt";
even though no one ever referred to him with that nickname to his face.

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Government Awards & Rewards Program
G.A.R.P.

Comrade Chairman Smirnoff signed Executive Order #XO-121222 late last night in His Office at White Castle Estate;
which officially established the Government Awards & Rewards Program ( a.k.a. G.A.R.P. ); which will Award Medals
and Titles to Citizens who "Go Above and Beyond" in their field of labor, and will pay cash Rewards to Citizens who
create ideas that will either *Save* the Government current operating capital ..... or else will *Make* the Government
additional operating capital.

G.A.R.P. will Officially begin operations no later than March 31, 2023; and will remain operational for as long as
the Program generates positive results for the Citizens and the Government.

Comrade Chairman Smirnoff commented after signing the Executive Order::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

"This is a GREAT day for the Citizens and Government of GOLTZBORG, and will bring forth the very best from ALL !!"

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