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by **Nationalist Northumbria** » Wed Jun 08, 2022 5:01 pm

Alvin Ashleigh has announced a new social media network, northumbr.ia, due to Northumbria being blocked from all the existing ones. "Quite unjustly, if you ask me, but OK!" he remarked in a dab on the new platform.

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by **Nationalist Northumbria** » Wed Jun 08, 2022 5:04 pm

king yob ii
Newcastle
Posted on June 9, 2022
Good evening, people. I am currently searching for a wife.

[Translated from Northumbrian English to English.]
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by **Nationalist Northumbria** » Wed Jun 08, 2022 5:08 pm

President Alvin Ashleigh
Bamburgh
Posted on June 9, 2022
Another print run of my bestselling book My Name is Alvin Ashleigh: The Story of Alvin Ashleigh will begin soon.
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by **Glevenschester** » Thu Jun 09, 2022 12:54 pm

MaryamKhan
Sarajevo,
Bosnia-Herzegovina
09/06/2022
I can't believe this
King Yob II insults his own people like that.
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by **Utquiagvik** » Fri Jun 10, 2022 1:48 pm

Cosmo Kramer
Silver City, Utquiagvik
6/10/2022
Oh, this is cool. King Yob should probably go out and try to get a wife, instead of humiliating the President and the People of Northumbria.
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by **Amogud** » Fri Jun 10, 2022 1:52 pm

Amogud
location
Posted on shortmonth date, 2022
Amogus!!!!!
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by **Nationalist Northumbria** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 7:55 am

President Alvin Ashleigh
Bamburgh
Posted on June 9, 2022
My sources say it took someone 5 edits to make a post on this platform. Seriously?
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by **Nationalist Northumbria** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:03 am

President Alvin Ashleigh
Bamburgh
Posted on June 11, 2022
"Alvin Ashleigh is the greatest leader in Northumbrian history." Many people are saying this!
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by **Mets Hayk** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:04 am

Gdridg II
Yerevan, Armenia
11 June, 2022
Northumbria is the sick man of Europe.
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by **Nationalist Northumbria** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:09 am

President Alvin Ashleigh
Bamburgh
Posted on June 11, 2022
@Gdridg II So sorry to hear your dad died... NOT!
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by **Biladu Al Rafidayn** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:14 am

MuqaddasiPatriot123
New Najaf City
Posted on June 11, 2030
Oh, Ashleigh being a jerk again. What a surprise
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by **Glevenschester** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:17 am

MaryamKhan
Sarajevo,
Bosnia-Herzegovina
Posted on shortmonth date, 2022
@Muqaddasipatriot123, yes Northumbria is indeed the "sick man of Europe".
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by **Nationalist Northumbria** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:19 am

President Alvin Ashleigh
Bamburgh
Posted on June 11, 2022
A Northumbrian airstrike just killed the known terrorist Khanzade Ahmed Zahir Shah Khan II. We will stop at NOTHING to make the world a safer place for Northumbrians.
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President Alvin Ashleigh
Bamburgh
Posted on June 11, 2022
@MaryamKhan Which Maryam Khan are you again?
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by **Mets Hayk** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:20 am

Gdridg II
Yerevan, Armenia
11 June, 2022
@Alvin Ashleigh, I'm sorry that your little memoir only sold well in your country. Well; it doesn't surprise me, after all, no-one wants to read a biography that's an incoherent jumble of propaganda. Did you get a toddler to write it for you?
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by **Biladu Al Rafidayn** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:24 am

MuqaddasiPatriot123
New Najaf City
Posted on June 11, 2030
I’m honestly surprised that Northumbria could make something like this. Is this the first and last good thing that it will ever make?
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by **Harjanika** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:25 am

PM of Harjanika - HJ
Harjan City
Posted on June 11th, 2022
Harjanika will stay committed to democracy, no matter what. #hellonorthumbr.ia #loveharjanika
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by **Nationalist Northumbria** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:31 am

President Alvin Ashleigh
Bamburgh
Posted on June 11, 2022
Sorry everyone, we got it wrong. The terrorist wasn't Khanzade Ahmed Zahir Shah Khan II but the similarly named Khanzade Ahmad Zahir Shah Khan III. Thankfully our early reports were incorrect and nobody was hurt in the airstrike!
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by **Nationalist Northumbria** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:37 am

President Alvin Ashleigh
Bamburgh
Posted on June 11, 2022
@Gdridg II My memoir sold over a million copies outside Northumbria. Not only is your DAD DEAD, but you are FACTUALLY INCORRECT.
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President Alvin Ashleigh
Bamburgh
Posted on June 11, 2022
@MuqaddasiPatriot123 Northumbria invented the railway and electric light. What did YOU invent? Oh, um...
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by **Biladu Al Rafidayn** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:41 am

MuqaddasiPatriot123
New Najaf City
Posted on June 11, 2030
@President Alvin Ashleigh Maybe the camera, surgery, the toothbrush, irrigation, CIVILISATION? etc etc? Don’t you have anything better to do than practically being used to mop the floor?
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by **Nationalist Northumbria** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:46 am

President Alvin Ashleigh
Bamburgh
Posted on June 11, 2022
@MuqaddasiPatriot123 I do not believe even half of your claims. I am mopping the floor alright but I am mopping the floor with YOU.
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by **Biladu Al Rafidayn** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:49 am

MuqaddasiPatriot123
New Najaf City
Posted on July 11, 2030
@President Alvin Ashleigh Do your research and search up good burns whilst you’re at it
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by **Nationalist Northumbria** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:53 am

President Alvin Ashleigh
Bamburgh
Posted on June 11, 2022
@MuqaddasiPatriot123 Throughout this conversation you have been completely and comprehensively destroyed.
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by **Biladu Al Rafidayn** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:56 am

MuqaddasiPatriot123
New Najaf City
Posted on June 11, 2030
@President Alvin Ashleigh YOU’RE the one who refuses to do research… all the things that I have said were invented in what is currently Muqaddasia
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by **Mets Hayk** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:56 am

Gdridg II
Yerevan, Armenia
11 June, 2022
@Alvin Ashleigh the Britons would probably run your country better than you; to be honest. At least they wouldn't make up an entire backstory about themselves, as you clearly have. I can't find ANYTHING about you - and most of the shit written down in your memoir sounds like its come from children's book.
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by **Thethen** » Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:58 am

Redeth Colon
Perthfield, Thethen
Posted on Jun 11, 2022
Both of you are acting like babies here, and I can’t even figure out why you’re arguing in the first place.
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