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King Yob dead

Postby Nationalist Northumbria » Tue Jun 07, 2022 4:12 pm

Infamous Northumbrian football hooligan 'King Yob', real name Kev 'Kevvo' Carruthers, has died choking on a Greggs Steak Bake at a Greggs in Newcastle, specifically the one on Northumberland Street. "It was awful," said one bystander. "He said 'watch this, lads' and tried to swallow it whole." An ambulance quickly arrived, but it was too late: Yob was dead.

His son, Baz Carruthers, has declared himself King Yob II 'International Incidents'.
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Postby Cantport » Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:17 am

The Prince of Cantport asks why King Yob II is "not in prison" seeing as it "is obvious he is implicated in crime".


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Please don't make him not a criminal just to prove me wrong.
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