Thamesholmian human sacrifices (IC/MT/TG to enter)

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

Major Sasja Khan is taken to Westmonkwick on ‘holiday’. from there he will be taken to Wallborough, brought to the square and sacrificed to the Thamesholmian deity of justice, God, since Thamesholm and Wallborough is nominally Christian.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Children cheer.

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

Children cheer.

IC: The children are praised for being woke and compared to Greta Thunberg.

“Do you wish to repent?” Archbishop Catchpole says putting a microphone towards him, “May Allah (subhana wa tala) give you such a chance, because certain humans will not.”

He says, “kill him!” scream special forces officers and their boyfriends.

His tongue is cut out, for with it he spoke out with unwoke opinions.

Then his head is cut off, for it contains his unwoke brain. It is put on a spike.

OOC: can we skip six months?

Yusufzai Swat will have been destroyed after nuking Wallborough but you’ll still be fighting Suiit.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Children cheer.

IC: The children are praised for being woke and compared to Greta Thunberg.

“Do you wish to repent?” Archbishop Catchpole says putting a microphone towards him, “May Allah (subhana wa tala) give you such a chance, because certain humans will not.”

He says, “kill him!” scream special forces officers and their boyfriends.

His tongue is cut out, for with it he spoke out with unwoke opinions.

Then his head is cut off, for it contains his unwoke brain. It is put on a spike.

OOC: can we skip six months?

Yusufzai Swat will have been destroyed after nuking Wallborough but you’ll still be fighting Suiit.

OOC:

1. Nuking Wallborough?
2. I think, Azad, you are forgetting others you are RPing with.
3. Is Suiit another one of your puppets? Why did you name it after a dumpling ingredient?

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

IC: The children are praised for being woke and compared to Greta Thunberg.

“Do you wish to repent?” Archbishop Catchpole says putting a microphone towards him, “May Allah (subhana wa tala) give you such a chance, because certain humans will not.”

He says, “kill him!” scream special forces officers and their boyfriends.

His tongue is cut out, for with it he spoke out with unwoke opinions.

Then his head is cut off, for it contains his unwoke brain. It is put on a spike.

OOC: can we skip six months?

Yusufzai Swat will have been destroyed after nuking Wallborough but you’ll still be fighting Suiit.

OOC:

1. Nuking Wallborough?
2. I think, Azad, you are forgetting others you are RPing with.
3. Is Suiit another one of your puppets? Why did you name it after a dumpling ingredient?

OOC:
1. Yes. If they’re going to lose anyway, at least they will prove that actions have consequences.
The only innocents would be children who would probably be evacuated to the countryside anyway, at least that’s their opinion.

They’ve done similar things before.
2. Don’t worry, the war won’t end it’s just Swat that will be done for.
The others will have a choice on how to respond.
3. No, it’s a nation of my mother’s friend’s son.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

OOC:

1. Nuking Wallborough?
2. I think, Azad, you are forgetting others you are RPing with.
3. Is Suiit another one of your puppets? Why did you name it after a dumpling ingredient?

OOC:
1. Yes. If they’re going to lose anyway, at least they will prove that actions have consequences.
The only innocents would be children who would probably be evacuated to the countryside anyway, at least that’s their opinion.

They’ve done similar things before.
2. Don’t worry, the war won’t end it’s just Swat that will be done for.
The others will have a choice on how to respond.
3. No, it’s a nation of my mother’s friend’s son.

OOC: Why

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

OOC:
1. Yes. If they’re going to lose anyway, at least they will prove that actions have consequences.
The only innocents would be children who would probably be evacuated to the countryside anyway, at least that’s their opinion.

They’ve done similar things before.
2. Don’t worry, the war won’t end it’s just Swat that will be done for.
The others will have a choice on how to respond.
3. No, it’s a nation of my mother’s friend’s son.

OOC: Why

OOC: why skip six months?
Because I think that’s how long it would normally take for Sasja Khan’s brother to train as a soldier and avenge him.

But I can probably skip just three weeks if the right person (Ed Ashleigh, for example) trains him.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

OOC: Why

OOC: why skip six months?
Because I think that’s how long it would normally take for Sasja Khan’s brother to train as a soldier and avenge him.

But I can probably skip just three weeks if the right person (Ed Ashleigh, for example) trains him.

OOC: Why, though?

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

OOC: why skip six months?
Because I think that’s how long it would normally take for Sasja Khan’s brother to train as a soldier and avenge him.

But I can probably skip just three weeks if the right person (Ed Ashleigh, for example) trains him.

OOC: Why, though?

OOC: because Ed Ashleigh trained at the Munkcestrian School of Dodging as well as being based.

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

IC: 30,000 men, women and children aged 5 to about 85 have been sacrificed outside Wallborough Cathedral.

[Thamesholm and Wallborough]

Three Alfordshire pilots have been sacrificed, they have been beheaded and their heads placed on spikes next to Major Khan and the people of Swat.