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Imprisonment of Alvin Ashleigh (IC MT OPEN)

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 8:32 am
by Yusufzai Swat
Alvin Ashleigh is in Brocton Castle POW camp.
He is given a menu, “I’m honoured to meet you.” says Major Sasja Khan.

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 8:34 am
by Nationalist Northumbria
Yusufzai Swat wrote:Alvin Ashleigh is in Brocton Castle POW camp.
He is given a menu, “I’m honoured to meet you.” says Major Sasja Khan.

"Who are you," says Alvin Ashleigh. There is no '?' and he 'says' rather than 'asks' because he is not actually interested.

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 8:36 am
by Nationalist Northumbria
He reads the menu.

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 8:37 am
by Nationalist Northumbria
A song is released, "Free Alvin Ashleigh", a song about how Alvin Ashleigh should be freed.

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 8:50 am
by Yusufzai Swat
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:A song is released, "Free Alvin Ashleigh", a song about how Alvin Ashleigh should be freed.

The Wali of Swat replies that if Northumbria doesn’t figyy them anymore
(which there is no point in them doing anymore since he swore by Allah he would free the slaves and compensate the slaveowners if and when they win the war), then Alvin Ashleigh will be freed.

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 8:53 am
by Nationalist Northumbria
Yusufzai Swat wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:A song is released, "Free Alvin Ashleigh", a song about how Alvin Ashleigh should be freed.

The Wali of Swat replies that if Northumbria doesn’t figyy them anymore
(which there is no point in them doing anymore since he swore by Allah he would free the slaves and compensate the slaveowners if and when they win the war), then Alvin Ashleigh will be freed.

"What's a 'figyy'?"

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 8:54 am
by Yusufzai Swat
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
Yusufzai Swat wrote:The Wali of Swat replies that if Northumbria doesn’t figyy them anymore
(which there is no point in them doing anymore since he swore by Allah he would free the slaves and compensate the slaveowners if and when they win the war), then Alvin Ashleigh will be freed.

"What's a 'figyy'?"

“We meant doesn’t fight us anymore, my secretary got it wrong, we are both sorry.” Explains the Wali of Swat, enclosing apology letters from both himself and his secretary.

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 9:32 am
by Kantian Switzerland
IC: a lady from the Red Cross/Red Crescent offers to interview President Alvin Ashleigh.

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 9:35 am
by Yusufzai Swat
Kantian Switzerland wrote:IC: a lady from the Red Cross/Red Crescent offers to interview President Alvin Ashleigh.

She is allowed in, Alvin Ashleigh is asked “Mr. President, do you want to participate in a Red Cross survey about conditions at the camp?”

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 10:57 am
by Nationalist Northumbria
Yusufzai Swat wrote:
Kantian Switzerland wrote:IC: a lady from the Red Cross/Red Crescent offers to interview President Alvin Ashleigh.

She is allowed in, Alvin Ashleigh is asked “Mr. President, do you want to participate in a Red Cross survey about conditions at the camp?”

"Sure."

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 11:03 am
by Kantian Switzerland
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
Yusufzai Swat wrote:She is allowed in, Alvin Ashleigh is asked “Mr. President, do you want to participate in a Red Cross survey about conditions at the camp?”

"Sure."

“Are you permitted to practice your religion?” The lady asked.

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 11:04 am
by Nationalist Northumbria
Kantian Switzerland wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:"Sure."

“Are you permitted to practice your religion?” The lady asked.

"I don't know, but they didn't give me the menu," he says.

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 11:19 am
by Kantian Switzerland
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
Kantian Switzerland wrote:“Are you permitted to practice your religion?” The lady asked.

"I don't know, but they didn't give me the menu," he says.

“Ok. Are you allowed visitors?”

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 1:53 pm
by Yusufzai Swat
IC: Alvin Ashleigh can probably go free now due to the Thamesholmians killing a bunch of guards and capturing the Major.

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2022 1:57 pm
by Nationalist Northumbria
Yusufzai Swat wrote:IC: Alvin Ashleigh can probably go free now due to the Thamesholmians killing a bunch of guards and capturing the Major.

He dabs as he leaves.

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2022 8:16 am
by Nitrana
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
Yusufzai Swat wrote:IC: Alvin Ashleigh can probably go free now due to the Thamesholmians killing a bunch of guards and capturing the Major.

He dabs as he leaves.

Bruh

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2022 12:51 pm
by The King Isle
The Kingmen Premier laughs