Most of Britain wrote:IC: The Green candidate for Stroud says “Labour want us to go to war over a statue whilst the Tories want Stroud to be under martial law.”
Both these claims are ridiculous exaggerations.
Are they really?
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by Nationalist Northumbria » Tue May 17, 2022 12:00 pm
Most of Britain wrote:IC: The Green candidate for Stroud says “Labour want us to go to war over a statue whilst the Tories want Stroud to be under martial law.”
Both these claims are ridiculous exaggerations.
by Most of Britain » Tue May 17, 2022 12:05 pm
by Nationalist Northumbria » Wed May 18, 2022 4:42 am
by Most of Britain » Wed May 18, 2022 8:03 am
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Britain's top secret agent, Marine A, arrives at MI6 HQ.
by Nationalist Northumbria » Wed May 18, 2022 8:42 am
Most of Britain wrote:Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Britain's top secret agent, Marine A, arrives at MI6 HQ.
IC: Whilst at HQ, he is greeted by Philip Proudfoot, who previously served in the MI5 Northumbrian Nationalist and Dissident Republican desks, and a certain Northumbrian former armed robber who had served as a soldier in the Parachute Regiment (who was closely watched by the Counter Terrorist Command officers present)
“I am the head of the Secret Intelligence Service Northumbria Desk.” explains Philip Proudfoot, we need you to acquire Greg’s Monument from the Northumbrian government, John here, who was once an military man himself, will explain the specifics of bypassing the Northumbria Police.
As a trained marine commando I’m sure your training will allow you to understand how to carry out a raid.”
OOC: is polling day over?
If so Who won more seats nationally, the Conservatives or Labour?
Helen Khan would have won Gloucester.
by Nationalist Northumbria » Wed May 18, 2022 8:43 am
Most of Britain wrote:Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Britain's top secret agent, Marine A, arrives at MI6 HQ.
IC: Whilst at HQ, he is greeted by Philip Proudfoot, who previously served in the MI5 Northumbrian Nationalist and Dissident Republican desks, and a certain Northumbrian former armed robber who had served as a soldier in the Parachute Regiment (who was closely watched by the Counter Terrorist Command officers present).
“I am the head of the Secret Intelligence Service Northumbria Desk.” explains Philip Proudfoot,
“we need you to acquire Greg’s Monument from the Northumbrian government, John here, who was once an military man himself, will explain the specifics of bypassing the Northumbria Police
As a trained marine commando I’m sure your training will allow you to understand how to carry out a raid.”
by Most of Britain » Wed May 18, 2022 8:59 am
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Most of Britain wrote:IC: Whilst at HQ, he is greeted by Philip Proudfoot, who previously served in the MI5 Northumbrian Nationalist and Dissident Republican desks, and a certain Northumbrian former armed robber who had served as a soldier in the Parachute Regiment (who was closely watched by the Counter Terrorist Command officers present).
“I am the head of the Secret Intelligence Service Northumbria Desk.” explains Philip Proudfoot,
“we need you to acquire Greg’s Monument from the Northumbrian government, John here, who was once an military man himself, will explain the specifics of bypassing the Northumbria Police
As a trained marine commando I’m sure your training will allow you to understand how to carry out a raid.”
"Alright," says Marine A.
by Nationalist Northumbria » Wed May 18, 2022 9:08 am
Most of Britain wrote:Nationalist Northumbria wrote:"Alright," says Marine A.
“Good.” He says, whilst the man who was named
John explains to him how the Northumbria Police operate.
Marine A is given a credible cover story and a license to kill “if necessary to achieve the mission whilst avoiding death or capture” and “if necessary to protect innocents from violence during the mission.”
Meanwhile, Helen Khan puts a bill forward increasing police and Army pay, increasing the penalty for assaulting a police officer or prison officer in the execution of their duties to five years imprisonment, introducing an offence of ‘assaulting a current or former member of the armed forces, targeted as such’ (also intended to be punishable by five years imprisonment) and introducing four years imprisonment for ‘assaulting an emergency service worker (excluding police and prison officers and military personnel) in the execution of their duties’ four years as it is believed they are less likely to be targeted.
by Most of Britain » Wed May 18, 2022 11:17 am
by Nationalist Northumbria » Wed May 18, 2022 11:54 am
Most of Britain wrote:IC:
“Any luck getting there?”, Philip Proudfoot asks Marine A on a phone Proudfoot has never used before.
Following riot police and the canine unit being deployed to patrol certain areas of the district, the Green MP for Stroud says “this didn’t work in Northumbria and it won’t work here.”
Meanwhile, Dr.Helen Khan MP argues that
“police officers, prison officers, military officers and military enlisted personnel all stand at the gate keeping the pillaging and often brutally violent hordes at bay.
They are essential public servants.
So are paramedics, who have until now had no special protection.
These jobs weren’t ever paid as much as they deserve.
We will raise police and military pay through this bill and raise paramedics’ pay through our healthcare police.
We will reward them for serving the people of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
We will also deter the cowards who hunt for their fellow human beings in packs (as also happens to our heroic firefighters from time time, something law will also deter),
the cowards who would rather punch an innocent person in the face and run than face justice for their crimes.
Now the sentence will be so severe it won’t be worth the risks of attacking them, they will get 7.8% to 8.8% pay rises compared to what they are paid now or even 10% in the case of military personnel of all ranks, PSNI officers and members of the Yorkshire police services.
We will honour our heroes in the armed forces,
police forces, Fire and Rescue Services and National Health Service.”
by Most of Britain » Wed May 18, 2022 12:14 pm
by Nationalist Northumbria » Thu May 19, 2022 7:27 am
by Nationalist Northumbria » Thu May 19, 2022 7:36 am
by Most of Britain » Thu May 19, 2022 8:46 am
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Marine A meets with his contact, Darren Grimes, codename 'Crafty'.
by Nationalist Northumbria » Thu May 19, 2022 11:45 am
Most of Britain wrote:Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Marine A meets with his contact, Darren Grimes, codename 'Crafty'.
IC: Darren Grimes gives him the information, both on the armed Northumbria Police patrols around Grey’s monument and on the political situation in terms of rising militarism.
He is careful to make sure no one else hears.
by Most of Britain » Thu May 19, 2022 1:03 pm
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Most of Britain wrote:
IC: Darren Grimes gives him the information, both on the armed Northumbria Police patrols around Grey’s monument and on the political situation in terms of rising militarism.
He is careful to make sure no one else hears.
Marine A drives to Newcastle.
by Nationalist Northumbria » Fri May 20, 2022 2:43 am
by Most of Britain » Fri May 20, 2022 8:02 am
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Marine A is wondering how, exactly, he is supposed to "acquire Greg’s Monument" [sic] in a raid.
by Nationalist Northumbria » Fri May 20, 2022 9:04 am
Most of Britain wrote:Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Marine A is wondering how, exactly, he is supposed to "acquire Greg’s Monument" [sic] in a raid.
IC: Darren Grimes is arrested in London for espionage, the allegations are published in the press.
Marine A receives a message, “take it when their numbers be at da lowest, shoot as many of the Ops as you need.”
If he escapes, the plans is to disguise it as a common robbery and pretend they only got the statue by apprehending the thief, who later escaped.
by Most of Britain » Fri May 20, 2022 9:40 am
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Most of Britain wrote:IC: Darren Grimes is arrested in London for espionage, the allegations are published in the press.
Marine A receives a message, “take it when their numbers be at da lowest, shoot as many of the Ops as you need.”
If he escapes, the plans is to disguise it as a common robbery and pretend they only got the statue by apprehending the thief, who later escaped.
Marine A does not understand this code. It is quickly dawning on him that the people ordering this operation are idiots.
by Nationalist Northumbria » Fri May 20, 2022 9:52 am
Most of Britain wrote:Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Marine A does not understand this code. It is quickly dawning on him that the people ordering this operation are idiots.
IC: “just take the statue! Shot them when there aren’t many!”
OOC: he could have dynamite to blow the podium off and then hijack a lorry to carry it, paying compensation from the expenses account on behalf of HM government.
Unless you include Q (Quartermaster) Branch under “idiots”.
by Most of Britain » Fri May 20, 2022 10:06 am
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Most of Britain wrote:
IC: “just take the statue! Shot them when there aren’t many!”
OOC: he could have dynamite to blow the podium off and then hijack a lorry to carry it, paying compensation from the expenses account on behalf of HM government.
Unless you include Q (Quartermaster) Branch under “idiots”.
OOC: Have you googled the monument Azad
by Nationalist Northumbria » Fri May 20, 2022 11:23 am
by Most of Britain » Fri May 20, 2022 1:42 pm
by Nationalist Northumbria » Fri May 20, 2022 2:01 pm
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