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Yusufzai Swat
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Swat introduces death penalty for furries

Postby Yusufzai Swat » Thu Apr 28, 2022 7:57 am

Yesterday some furries travelling in the North Sea were captured by mercenaries with a letter of marque from the Wali of Swat.
They were been handed over to the Chief Qadi, most plead guilty whilst others were found guilty.
Most were sentenced to death whilst one was sentenced to the amputation of a hand and foot.
Half of those convicted waived appeals and are due to be hanged today.
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Less than 200,000 people live here.

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Postby Allanea » Thu Apr 28, 2022 12:18 pm

OOC: Please clarify, are you stating that your nation not merely kills people for dressing up as animals, but authorizes letters of marque for privateers to capture such persons abroad?
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Postby Romanic Imperium » Thu Apr 28, 2022 1:16 pm

Yusufzai Swat wrote:Yesterday some furries travelling in the North Sea were captured by mercenaries with a letter of marque from the Wali of Swat.
They were been handed over to the Chief Qadi, most plead guilty whilst others were found guilty.
Most were sentenced to death whilst one was sentenced to the amputation of a hand and foot.
Half of those convicted waived appeals and are due to be hanged today.


FINAL WARNING FROM ULIBOR

This is a human rights violation cease and desist
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Yusufzai Swat
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Postby Yusufzai Swat » Thu Apr 28, 2022 1:27 pm

OOC: Please clarify, are you stating that your nation not merely kills people for dressing up as animals, but authorizes letters of marque for privateers to capture such persons abroad?

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Yes, citizens of powerless countries, in international waters.
Also they’re killing them rather than enslaving them. (You implied the latter is worse).
Romanic Imperium wrote:
Yusufzai Swat wrote:Yesterday some furries travelling in the North Sea were captured by mercenaries with a letter of marque from the Wali of Swat.
They were been handed over to the Chief Qadi, most plead guilty whilst others were found guilty.
Most were sentenced to death whilst one was sentenced to the amputation of a hand and foot.
Half of those convicted waived appeals and are due to be hanged today.


FINAL WARNING FROM ULIBOR

This is a human rights violation cease and desist

IC:
“1. No it isn’t, capital punishment is practised by loads of your friends, is it a human rights abuse when they do it? Also, what about animal rights?”

After the appeals of some furries are exhausted, their crimes are read out and they are hanged at the prison gallows. This is televised in the square.
“Allahu Akbar” say the crowds as the hangmen
(both this occupation and that of a prison officer being done by slaves purchased from the Fenwick Foundation) pull the levers, “Allahu Akbar” say most of Swat.
Last edited by Yusufzai Swat on Thu Apr 28, 2022 1:38 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Currently an extremely westernised state due to the legacy of Thamesholmian rule.
Less than 200,000 people live here.

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Allanea
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Postby Allanea » Thu Apr 28, 2022 2:15 pm

Official Message from the Free Kingdom of Allanea


We politely request that your nation cease issuing letters of marque enabling pirates from your country to attack foreign vessels on the ground that some of the passengers maybe into drawings of cartoon animals. (How would your pirates even know this?)

Moreover, we would like to inform you that five of our submarines, the Catherine the Great, Prince Potemkin, Abram Petrovich Gannibal, Pyotr Stepanovich Kotlyarevsky, and Alexander Ivanovich Marinesco are about to depart their harbors. Obviously we are not telling you where they are going or what is their mission. However stay assured that it is warlike.

If you desire for us to not attack your nation at the present we request merely that you withdraw the letters of marque, and cease all attacks on foreign shipping for slavery or 'executions'. This is not even a request for you to abolish slavery, but a fairly moderate proposal that will allow us to deprioritize killing your people somewhat.
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Yusufzai Swat
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Postby Yusufzai Swat » Thu Apr 28, 2022 11:15 pm

Allanea wrote:
Official Message from the Free Kingdom of Allanea


We politely request that your nation cease issuing letters of marque enabling pirates from your country to attack foreign vessels on the ground that some of the passengers maybe into drawings of cartoon animals. (How would your pirates even know this?)

Moreover, we would like to inform you that five of our submarines, the Catherine the Great, Prince Potemkin, Abram Petrovich Gannibal, Pyotr Stepanovich Kotlyarevsky, and Alexander Ivanovich Marinesco are about to depart their harbors. Obviously we are not telling you where they are going or what is their mission. However stay assured that it is warlike.

If you desire for us to not attack your nation at the present we request merely that you withdraw the letters of marque, and cease all attacks on foreign shipping for slavery or 'executions'. This is not even a request for you to abolish slavery, but a fairly moderate proposal that will allow us to deprioritize killing your people somewhat.

“We agree to this ‘fairly moderate’ proposal.”
News:
Currently an extremely westernised state due to the legacy of Thamesholmian rule.
Less than 200,000 people live here.

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Allanea
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Postby Allanea » Fri Apr 29, 2022 12:49 am

"The submarines are returning to their ports at the present".
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Sometimes, there really is money on the sidewalk.


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