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Darkmania
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Postby Darkmania » Sun May 01, 2022 11:36 am

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StrayaRoos
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Roovision Century Semifinal

Postby StrayaRoos » Sun May 01, 2022 3:08 pm

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The Semifinal of Roovision Century Begins!
SONG 01
Alana Liao-Black Hole

Billie Eilish-Bad Guy


SONG 03
Deratha-Spin It

AleXa-Wonderland

SONG 04
Tala Kea-Do It

Tones And I-Colourblind

SONG 05
Alica-Forgot Me

Sam Fischer-This City

SONG 06
Emu Project-We Are The Emus

Mans Zemerlow-Heroes

SONG 07
Luna Faia-Why?

Jaiden & Boyinaband-Empty

SONG 08
Reatala-Feel It

G-Nat!on-Bite Me

SONG 09
Luka Yaqal- Run with me

KEiiNO-Monument

To Vote,Send Your Full Ranking to A Random Aussie#7265 on Discord or This Account By 1530 AEST,May 16 2022
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Illdonya
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Postby Illdonya » Sun May 01, 2022 8:56 pm

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Welcome to Illdonyafest! Last contest, Illdonya got its best score, 19th. This Illdonyafest has 3 new songs competing to represent Illdonya in worldvision 99. Salamá, last contests winner, will be our host. The band, MarelleSounds, has been recently chosen as the artist of the year, so, MarelleSounds will be the only contestant. (this is due to budget constraints) Here are the three songs competing:

MarelleSounds ft. Helen Ze — The Power is Strong
Language: English
Stockwaves ft. Marielin — Born To Win


MarelleSounds — Cold
Language: Spanish
Stockwaves — Snow



MarelleSounds ft. Ava Lynx — Time to be Yourself
Language: English
Stockwaves ft. Marielin — I'll Never Let You Go


Playlist

How voting work?
Illdonyafest is based entirely on televotes because there isn't enough entrants. To determine the televote send me each song rated from 1-10. One being the worst, and 10 being the best. Send me via a DM via discord (SunWaterDuk#1492) or send me a TG. Please vote before May 15 11:59 PM GMT. I will then add up all the votes and the artist that has the most votes wins and will represent Illdonya in Worldvision 98.

Again please vote before May 15, 11:59 PM, GMT.
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Worldvision 98, 19th place
Worldvision 99, 32nd place
Worldvision 102, 5th place
Worldvision 103, 19th place
Worldvision 104, 8th place
Worldvision 105, 26th place
Worldvision 106, 12th place


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Northern Beepee
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Postby Northern Beepee » Sun May 01, 2022 11:51 pm

Scrub that.... that previous song is going to WV 100 instead...

Northern Beepee still attending song to be determined.
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Iles-Dla-Manche
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Postby Iles-Dla-Manche » Mon May 02, 2022 2:19 am

Linnebourg is coming in with a puppet and will confirm Linnebourg after this :)

Nation Name: Îles D'La Manche
Official: Reyoume d'Îles D'La Manche (Kingdom of the Channel Islands)

Official Broadcaster: RTV Jersey Guernsey Alderney

Song Title: Vent d'Ochéan (Ocean Wind)

Artist(s) Name(s): Anne Pènoucq

Languages: Jèrriais (Manchais)

Tune: Molly Burch - First Flower
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Linnebourg
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Postby Linnebourg » Mon May 02, 2022 2:29 am

Iles-Dla-Manche wrote:
Linnebourg is coming in with a puppet and will confirm Linnebourg after this :)

Nation Name: Îles D'La Manche
Official: Reyoume d'Îles D'La Manche (Kingdom of the Channel Islands)

Official Broadcaster: RTV Jersey Guernsey Alderney

Song Title: Vent d'Ochéan

Artist(s) Name(s): Anne Pènoucq

Languages: Jèrriais (Manchais)

Tune: Molly Burch - First Flower


Yes, Linnebourg is returning and Îles D'La Manche is my puppet :)

Nation Name: Linnebourg

Official Broadcaster: Radio Lëinnebourge (RLë)

Song Title: Léiftmaschinn (Love Machine)

Artist Names: Bëschwee

Languages: Lëinnebourgesch (Linnebourgish)

Tune: Ocean Colour Scene-Rockfield
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Postby Crustyland » Mon May 02, 2022 4:28 am

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Filshia
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Postby Filshia » Mon May 02, 2022 8:48 am

Nation Name: Filshia
Official Broadcaster: TVF
Song Title: TBA
Artist(s) Name(s): TBA

Tune: TBA

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Postby Vartugia » Tue May 03, 2022 11:24 am

Hey look. Its bid o’clock!

WORLDVISION SONG CONTEST xx

Sërna, Vartugia

"Celebrate the Great Party’s leadership and everything that the Party has done for the good of the nation of Vartugia"



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Welcome to what must be the city with the most bids without ever being selected to host Worldvison.Its "Sërna" Vartugia. Sërna is the biggest city in Vartugia (but not the capital city as it's located just 20 km away from Sërna) with 1 million residents in a nation of 6 million. Known as the “window to the world”, Sërna is everything Vartugia. Sërna is the home of the only metro system in Vartugia, the only one with an airport, and the only city in Vartugia where there is a park. It's where the elite and high-ranking Party members live and where everything forgein to Vartugia are located. The city is seen as a modern city in Vartugia.

Outside of Sërna you will find “Thisbidisntgoinganywhere Forest” where you can find foxes, rats, and shitty Subwoolfer references.

Venue


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THISNAMEISSOLANGANDALSOWEWANTALONGNAMEFORTHISSOEVERYONEWILLREMEMBERTHISVENUE Venue is an all-air stadium that will have a roof during the event. The venue has 39,999 seats and is primarily used in football, mass games, athletics, and Party congresses. Opened in 1980's its been the venue of not just Sërna, but also Vartugia since.

Stage

Yes!

Host

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Our host will be Shehas Aname, the most famous news anchor from Vartugia. Born on February 30th 1942 and has worked since 1974 he has over 1 million hours on the screen in either black-n white and in colour.

Info

Every single deadline are Flexible Deadline to help the poor soul behind this bid to balance his life with nationstates.

The user's plans for the Televote will be presented jurylast to juryfirst. As in the nation that got the least amount of points from the jury to the most.

There will be three Listenalongs on the IBA Discord Server; American, Europen, and Pacific. The times of each of them will be a matter of discussion.

In a shocking manner, Vartugia will tune down its “joke nation energy” if it ends up hosting.
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Kalosia
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[VOTING OPEN] 61° Festival dëla Kanžu Kalosianë 2022 Final

Postby Kalosia » Wed May 04, 2022 2:36 am

As promised, the NF post.

Here are the 14 entries participating in the Grand Final of the 61st Kalosian Song Festival:

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>>> VOTE HERE <<<

Voting can take as quickly as 5 minutes. The deadline to submit votes is May 16, 2022 @ 11:59 GMT. Thanks in advance!

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Saviera
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Postby Saviera » Wed May 04, 2022 2:38 am

Saviera returns with Master Kalosia's approval.

To the tune of I am Me — Dato Seri Vida, finally.

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WorldVision Committee
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Postby WorldVision Committee » Wed May 04, 2022 9:08 pm

WV100 Special Edition Suggestion Box!


With the WV100 Special Edition coming soon, we want to hear what you want the theme to be about for this big milestone!

Click here to suggest ideas.

The deadline will be the same as the host voting deadline: Monday, May 16th.

After that, the WVC will choose the most requested themes, and their favorite ideas, and open public voting.

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WorldVision Song Contest Committee
"Uniting the Multiverse through Music"

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Iqq Northwest Bir Tawil Halaib Triangles
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Postby Iqq Northwest Bir Tawil Halaib Triangles » Thu May 05, 2022 5:03 am

CUNT News Update | May 6th, 2022


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Gringo McGusto: Hello everyone and welcome to CUNT. Casting united news television. 100% real stuff, we would never lie to you!
As this beautiful country returns for it’s second participation in the worldvision song contest, we have been on our musical search across iqq northwest bir tawil halaib triangles to find who is next on our stage.
Well, luckily, we have found them. Joined us today is Skittles Teeth and FurryRawrXDUwU, our artists hoping for their chance on the WorldVision stage.

Gringo McGusto: So, how are you feeling having been picked to go to Worldvision 99 ?
Skittles Teeth: Yeah, we are feeling really good and excited. We already know we’re going to win.
FurryRawrXDUwU: Uwu nuzzle wuzzle rawr XD I’m bulgie-wulgieing to gowo!
Gringo McGusto: That’s excellent to hear. What will you be singing about there?
FurryRawrXDUwU: We’re singing about hOwO lame OwOrldvision is XD (rawr)!
Gringo McGusto: Hehe, great. Is it just you two going?
Skittles Teeth: No, not at all, homie. Daz-dawg, our glorious leader Daz Fred has told us that he will briefly be appearing in our song.
Skittles Teeth: ... He's not here on the show unfortunately.
Gringo McGusto: Oh ok. Well, wow! That is great. You’re going to do great on the stage.
Skittles Teeth: Thank you very much sir.
i am not a puppet!!1111111
iqq northwest birtawil halaib trash!!!

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#VM2022 Voting is OPEN!

Postby Britonisea » Thu May 05, 2022 2:35 pm

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VOTE OPEN NOW!
IC THREAD!



HOW TO VOTE
Below, you can find out the details of how you vote;

Revisit the 10 acts:
Acts 1-3
Acts 4-7
Acts 8-10


You have until 15th May 2022, 23:59 GMT+1 to vote. Looking forward to seeing those votes. The winner of Vha Mehlodhivestoile 2022 will go to the 99th WorldVision Song Contest - so this is us confirming our participation.

There are 10 (ten) songs competing in the Grand Final of Vha Mehlodhivestoile 2022.

JURY VOTE
In order to vote for your favourite song, you have to give them the top mark of 12 (twelve) points, while your second favourite gets 10 (ten) points all the way down to 1 point. ALL SONGS WILL RECEIVE POINTS. Please double check you've voted correctly as incorrect votes will not be counted! When voting, please think not just about the song, but also the lyrics too.

TELEVOTE
This year, we're asking not asking for much for the televote. All we would like for you to do is provide three entries a BOOST. Choose three entries that you believe you would give your highest marks to at the WorldVision Song Contest. At the end of the voting, the number of BOOSTs that each entry receives will be totalled up and will make up part of the Britonish televote (OOCly). You do not have to write them in any particular order.

QUICK INFORMATION
A user is allowed to vote up to 1 (one) time in the Grand Final of Vha Mehlodhivestoile 2022.
While the deadline to vote is 15th May 2022, 23:59 British Summer Time, but the host has the right to close the lines earlier or later.
You must use the voting code form provided below.

SCORING SYSTEM

Jury Vote
The voting system will follow that of the WorldVision Song Contest/Eurovision Song Contest.
12 points - Favourite Entry
10 points - 2nd Favourite Entry
8 points - 3rd Favourite Entry
7 points - 4th Favourite Entry
6 points - 5th Favourite Entry
5 points - 6th Favourite Entry
4 points - 7th Favourite Entry
3 points - 8th Favourite Entry
2 points - 9th Favourite Entry
1 point - Least Favourite Entry

Post your results on this thread in a reply. The voting code is different to the Semi-Finals.


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Please name the three entries that would receive the highest televotes from your nation if they were to go to the WorldVision Song Contest...

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#VM2022 JURY VOTES
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Xavier Benchek
"Hello, Britonisea! It's been a great show tonight, I'm looking forward to the results."


1 point: Alex and Riyah - Do You Love Me?
2 points: Tobias Noah - Round and Round
3 points: Zoe Wilkinson - Leap of Faith
4 points: Esther Winterbourne - Shine
5 points: Rochelle Fox - Eagle
6 points: Laila Phiona - Second Chances
7 points: Darlington - Lockdown
8 points: Josh Morris - Mine
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10 points: TR3SANGULIS - Ethereal
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"The moment you've all been waiting for. Our 12 points go to.."

12 points to: Aaliyah Banques - Promise Me!


#VM2022 TELEVOTES



Please name the three entries that would receive the highest televotes from your nation if they were to go to the WorldVision Song Contest. It is not in any particular order.

Boosted Entry 1: Aaliyah Banques - Promise Me!
Boosted Entry 2: Darlington - Lockdown
Boosted Entry 3: Rochelle Fox - Eagle


Please post your reply on the VM2022 IC Thread. Any questions, let me know!

The Britonish Televote will be released on the 16th May 2022 at around 10pm GMT+1.
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WorldVision Top 9 | WorldVision Factbook
1st - 162 points - WV112 (314 J+T)
1st - 154 points - WV81
1st - 139 points - WV47
1st - 138 points - WV99 (258 J+T)
1st - 134 points - WV87 (242 J+T)
1st - 132 points - WV73
1st - 117 points - WV64
1st - 113 points - WV41
1st - 98 points - WV63


World Hit Festival Top 9 | World Hit Festival Factbook
1st - 51 points - WHF50
1st - 42 points - WHF59
1st - 38 points - WHF52
1st - 34 points - WHF42
1st - 34 points - WHF48
1st - 33 points - WHF68
1st - 28 points - WHF46
1st - 28 points - WHF37
1st - 20 points - WHF26

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Postby StrayaRoos Barrier Islands » Thu May 05, 2022 4:52 pm

Maybe we're doing something new called 'trying'
Tune is Hold me closer by cornelia jakobs
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Postby StrayaRoos » Thu May 05, 2022 4:55 pm

StrayaRoos Barrier Islands wrote:Maybe we're doing something new called 'trying'
Tune is Hold me closer by cornelia jakobs

fine,but don't get me Banned from WV100
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Postby These American States » Sat May 07, 2022 3:27 am

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Lindsay Meddles:
So Get This: Don JJ Trummmp, Former President of These American States
known abroad as DJ Trummmp...has another name. A name you wouldn't think of, if you
were a thinking type that is.

Not. Don. T.

It's the social media equivalent of saying don't look over here...

Everyone knows the president has a fondness for Vartugia.
that can only be described as ... more than admiration.

Some say Trummmp was so busy trying to get Vartugia to notice him
spinning records in Llalta that he didn't realize the White House
had burned down until a week later.

Trummmp has broken out of prison, possibly with help from Vartugia.
WE HAVE NO CLUE WHERE HE IS!
BUT! We know where he is going...
WorldVision 99

And alas.....wherever Trummmp goes... These American States, surely follow...









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After three days of driving, the group finally arrived
in the Oasis, Arizona Suburbs. Jehovah's Priests were united once more:





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Steve Mortensen, Guitar
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Jason Moellson, Vocals
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Spanky Hammond, Synths
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Charles Browning, Bass
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James Browning, Drums


The Browning Brothers were excited to go on stage again, and
Jason Moellson was at least willing to go along with things.
Steve Mortensen had expressed reservations, but Spanky Hammond
was breathing through an oxygen tank...


J. B: I can't believe you're so into this gig that you rounded up all
our old saggin' butts
Hammond : Trummmp...There's no way i can go overseas with you,
I'm way too old to Rock..
Trummmp: Like i haven't heard that one already....
You guys have so many excuses.
Hammond: I Haven't played music in 30 Years....
Trummmp: Trust me, You're Young at Heart!
Hammond: No! I'm an old man, and that's all. I Have an oxygen tank FFS...
Trummmp: You're gonna be "a Dead Man" if you don't do what i telll you....
C. B. : Well, gee Trummmp, You're a DJ, Can't you mix something up?

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That night as Trummmp slept a vision came to him.

He was at WorldVision. The Band performed and it was the best show anyone had ever seen.

Horace Cope of BeePee came to him personally to give a chart reading, telling him that "Today is a good day to be Bold and Brash, Don't be a Loser"

Then the votes were being tallied. You wouldn't believe it, Vartugia had won! followed by Crustyland and These American States.

Joe King walked into the room, looking him in the eyes, and shook his hand.

"You Made These American States Great Again,
You Made WorldVision Great Again. How can we ever repay You?."
Trummmp smiled smugly "You can't, but it sure sounds great hearing you say that..."

Monica Lapinsky now stood next to Trummmp looking puzzled.

Monica Lapinsky: Hows come we're winners if we're third?
Trummmp: Monica, being a winner doesn't mean you always come first.
Monica Lapinsky: But I thought you said "You Either Win... Or You Die of Shame...?"
Trummmp: it's a METAPHOR, Monica....Rising Tides lift all ships... and OURS is going UP!
WITH our Friends... I'm Very Loyal! :P




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When the rest of the group woke up that morning, Trummmp had already set things up, and was playing through another round of "Don't Be a Loser" on the Synth Organ." He almost sounded like he'd been playing with the band for years.

Trummmp: "Since i'm the Leader of this band now, i've taken Executive Privelidge with some of the lyrics for our entry. '71 was a LOOONG Time ago, and certain changes had to be made, obviously.

And i added a cowbell effect. If ever a song needed cowbell, SHEEESH, it's this one....

Also, Jason, I will be joining you on vocals, we're gonna fine tune and blend them together and its gonna be just GREAT!





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Derk Jenkins: Good Evening. Well, our rival network, BSN is back at it again,
spewing meaningless drivel that has no tether to real world happenings.
Of course no one knows B.S. like the BSN. That's why they're selling more
FAKE NEWS LIES.
They're saying that Trummmp is
pretending not to be himself so that he could get Vartugian criminals to break him out of jail
so that he could shower Vartugia with points in an upcoming song contest.
Joining us tonight is our guest for the evening, Karen White, Former Secretary of Foreign Stuff.

Karen White spoke with an extremely condescending, Midwest Accent.

Karen White: That's gotta be the lamest excuse for a news story i've ever seen....
Derk Jenkins: Right? "FAKE NEWS!!!"
Karen White: I mean, can you please stop for a moment and think about how absolutely rediculous
everything you've just said was? It's Completely Absurd!

Derk Jenkins: So Who's really behind this?

Karen White: Not Don T exists deep in the Metaverse..... probably a bored teenager, living out a fantasy of being the president....admittedly, in an unhealthy way...
Derk Jenkins: What the heck even is this Metaverse?
Karen White: Well it's basically an alternate dimension, or rather, an alternate reality.
Derk Jenkins: Wait. A minute. Our kids... are getting sucked into an alternate reality?
Karen White: yes.... it involves headgear.... oh and then there's microtransactions
Derk Jenkins: Wow! so now the game is costing you real money? This sounds absolutely horrible.
Karen White: Derk, It's really an epidemic. You have no idea. Thee kids are grinding away... day after day.... just to be able to afford the virtual garage where they park their virtual ferrari.

Derk Jenkins: UN BUH LEE VUH BUL So our kids today, are getting sucked into an alternate reality called the Metaverse, where they believe they're playing a video game, but they're actually forced to be zombie wage slaves?" This is a disgusting COMMUNIST NIGHTMARE!




Following the BSN news report, police throughout the country were issued a nationwide APB
to be on the lookout for Trummmp.


Judas Priest - Breaking the Law

The City of Angels stood before them.
The only thing in their way were the pair of flashing lights behind them.
It was a routine traffic stop. Officer Pendlebury had noticed the out of state plates
and expired registration, and immediately pulled the van over.

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Officer Pendlebury: License and Registration Please.

Officer Pendlebury noticed that the driver of the van was acting suspicious,
and fit the description of an escaped convict from New Jersey.
He Immediately called for backup.

Trummmp: And that's when i started blastin'

Trummmp stared angrily out of the van window and started firing a pistol at the officer. As Pendlebury reached for his gun, Trummmp got him good in the shoulder. Pendlebury was down.

Trummmp: You Pigs will never take me alive!!!!

Trummmp hit the gas and sped away. The shell shocked officer haphazardly shot at the van, busting a taillight.

Officer Pendlebury reported back and a squad of police cars were sent to intercept Trummmp.




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Monica Lapinsky had just landed at the airport in LA.
The distant sounds of sirens could be heard.
Monica's phone went off
Monica: Hello?
Don: Mon, where you at, we're comin' in hot and can't stop long.
Monica: I'm right out front the airport. Don, What's going on?
Don: I can't talk now. See you in a bit.

It was then that Monica noticed the van on the distant highway,
moving at high rate of speed with about
12 pursuing highway patrol units.

Before she knew it, the van was coming at her
*SLAM ON BRAKES*
*VAN SIDE DOOR OPENS*
*MONICA IS GRABBED AND PULLED IN*
*THE VAN SPEEDS AWAY*

They had made it to their last destination.
Somewhere out on that tarmac would be the
Vartugian Contact that Trummmp had met
deep in the Metaverse.

Then they would make their getaway.....
President: Joe King | Vice Pres: California Jones

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Iqq Northwest Bir Tawil Halaib Triangles
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Postby Iqq Northwest Bir Tawil Halaib Triangles » Sat May 07, 2022 5:05 am

CUNT News Update | May 7th, 2022


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Gringo McGusto: Welcome back to CUNT. Casting united news television. Welcome to our latest coverage leading up to Worldvision 99. In tonight’s show, we have Daz Fred! Glorious leader of this beautiful nation of Iqq Northwest Bir Tawil Halaib Triangles and Herzegovina-Ossetia-Southwestern-Kyrgyzstania-Switzerland. It is great to have you on the show, most glorious leader!
Daz Fred: Thank you so much.
Gringo McGusto: To my understanding, you are going to be representing us on Worldvision 99. This is correct?
Daz Fred: Yeah thats right! I’m going to do this country proud.
Gringo McGusto: What will you be doing there?
Daz Fred: Yes, good question. So I won’t be there on stage unfortunately. I am very important, and I have better things to do, like keeping heavy surveillance on the gulags. Keeping the Iqq citizens happy with Juche laws, stuff like that!
Daz Fred: But, what I will be doing is that I will be singing a few brief words on the large screen they will have, and saying a great message to the audience. They better listen up
Gringo McGusto: Excellent work, glorious sir. What will you be saying.
Daz Fred: I will not be saying as of now, you will just have to watch and see on the night. A great person like me never tells anyone until a grand reveal.
Gringo McGusto: You’re keeping me on my toes, sir. I cannot wait.
Daz Fred: Mhm. It’s going to be exciting. I hope that we are not going to come last again. If we do, I will be doing everything in my power to take down that stupid contest. Boycott it, sue it, heck I might even shoot down the IBA Headquarters if I need to. I want to win.
Daz Fred: My friends Skittles Teeth and FurryRawr are going to help me win. And if they don’t win.. I won’t hold them hostage cause they’re good buddies of mine.
Gringo McGusto: Yes! Yes! Great plans your honour.
Daz Fred: May I also say something?
Gringo McGusto: Anything you like.
Daz Fred: Thank you Gringo. Now. I’d like to say that we want all of our friendly nations to be in on our game. All you funny lads, let’s team together! Just look at this twuut I made!

@Daz_Boy_Official on twuutter.com
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Gringo McGusto: I agree with your words, Mr. Fred. Thank you for your time on the show, Glorious Leader. Long Live Iqq.
Daz Fred: It is my pleasure Gringo. Thank you for letting me speak here!
i am not a puppet!!1111111
iqq northwest birtawil halaib trash!!!

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Postby Syrche » Sat May 07, 2022 6:19 am

redact
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Postby These American States » Sat May 07, 2022 6:20 am

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President: Joe King | Vice Pres: California Jones

WorldVision 67 70 83 89 98 99 107 108 109

These American States is Puppet of Syrche

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Robloxian Robloxia
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Postby Robloxian Robloxia » Sat May 07, 2022 9:48 am

@Daz_Boy_Official
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Hello there Daz Fred, leader of The Supreme Democratic Monarchist Communist Grand Duchy Language-Speaking Carbon Dioxide-Breathing Idiocracy Fascist Marxist Socialist Soviet Vietcong Proletariat Autocracy Kingdom Colony Republic Empire Juche Dictatorship American Constitutional Free Federal Liberal Theocratic Great State Autonomous Regional Provinces Oppressed Peoples of Iqq Northwest Bir Tawil Halaib Triangles and Herzegovina-Ossetia-Southwestern-Kyrgyzstania-Switzerland.
I donut see why not? Just make sure the song is an hour long. And add oofs.

If not there is the Robloxian Tune :natalia gordienko pretending to be a fire alarm for 1 hour 10 seconds

Oof and Thanks,
no0blet, dictator of Robloxian Robloxia

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Plangainer - IN

Postby Plangainer » Sat May 07, 2022 11:45 am

Plangainer is IN to participate, probably...
WV98: Achieved 15th Place
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WV103: Achieved 6th Place (Top 10)
WV104: Achieved 3rd Place (Podium)
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Postby Cappedore » Sat May 07, 2022 11:54 am

Nation Name: The Archduchy of Cappedore
Official Broadcaster: Vikki Slade.
Song Title: Starlight
Artist(s) Name(s): Miramax

Tune: Muse - Starlight
- Legislator and current Minister of Culture in The East Pacific.
- Former President, Deputy Prime Minister, Senator, and socialite of the Union of Allied States.
- 18 year old Brit with too many aspirations.
- Member of the Labour Party (UK).
- A fan of Clement Attlee.
Minister of Culture - The East Pacific
(Please acknowledge that what I say, promote, endorse, or oppose are NOT official positions of WAA in TEP unless explicitly stated otherwise.)
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Postby Carrelie » Sat May 07, 2022 5:13 pm

Ve Sérfir de Téléradio Carrélien présëntë...
VE CÖLÉR DE MOÎSÉ - THE COLOUR OF MUSIC

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Let me weave you a tale. It's a tale of culture, a tale of music, a tale of Worldvision.

Welcome to the Carrelian host bid for the 99th Worldvision Song Contest! While everyone else is worrying about their host bids for the 100th contest, the STC has seen it fit to bid for the 99th edition, and it's sure to be one to remember!

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Welcome to Densmouth! This historical city is Carrelie's second largest and the capital of its largest nation of Dentricia! The city, under various names, has been the seat of the Dentrician monarch for over 1000 years, and it has the architecture and attractions to show for it! From the Gold Tower of Victory to the Imperial Park to Hambourg Docks, there's always more to discover, which is why it's one of Carrelie's most popular tourist destinations.

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Densmouth is divided into 7 distinct èrdissémë, each with their own feel and flavour. From the coalescing cultures in Oúéste to the palaces of Öfrés, there's something for everyone!

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The International Arena is the largest arena in Dentricia. It's the perfect venue for a song contest, playing host to Carrelie Songfestival in 2010 and 2013 and even Eurovision, which was hosted in Carrelie in 2005. It's also hosted many indoor sports events, like the Carrelian Badminton Championships in 2020. The arena itself can hold 15,000 people, making it Carrelie's third-largest arena.

The arena is located in the centre of V'Härves, and can be accessed from the nearby Únivèrsité station on the Jétrë and Roúndèl lines of the Densmouth Metro, or from the Intèrnàtaçe tram stop on the T1 tram line.

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Designed by Loúis Valeur, the stage is quite the spectacle. Featuring an upper and lower platform, it makes heavy use of water and nature, as well as featuring LED panels on the floors and walls. However, the true stand out, however, is the speaker-like structure behind the stage (put a pin in that), which can rotate freely and features LED screens and lights!

View the stage in action here!
(Note: the structuretm is broken in these :p)

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Our hosts will be...

  • Arianne Montréfeu - Arianne is an actress from Mont-Sanguine. Starring in films like Esclarmonde (1995), Le ciel et la monde (2009) and most notably Täéta (2013), she's got a prolific career spanning many years, but also a passion for music! Though she's only an amateur, she does love singing and is a massive fan of the Worldvision contest.
  • Iris Carian - A rising star in Carrelie, Iris the pride of her home nation of Anerbrawf, which is the smallest of Carrelie's nations. She's been singing professionally for just over 3 years now, and rose to fame after coming 2nd in the 2020 Songfestival at the height of the pandemic. Now she's ready to face the audience and host Worldvision!
  • [b]Vian Genamman{/b] - Everyone knows her, everyone loves her. Vian Genamman is truly an everywoman, from newsreading to commentating, singing to hosting, she's called the nation's grandmother for a reason! She previously hosted the 91st contest alongside Marien Lochnette, and is the most experienced of the three.
These complementary figures will take the audience through the contest's songs and voting, and eventually declare a winner!

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As you can probably tell, the 'speaker', as the design team calls it, is one of the main building blocks of this edition's graphics. The symbol itself represents the way music travels, spreading out in every direction like a ripple in an ocean. It's also an adaptable design, and will feature on the postcards with the corresponding nation's colours.

Speaking of the postcards, their theme will be landmarks of Carrelie, and they will feature snapshots from across this nation's varied regions, from Santa María to Sabah!

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The scoreboard is a more varied design, and is heavily based upon the circular motif. The presenter will appear in the middle, flanked on both sides by the scores of all the nations. The board will feature orange and yellow hues for the jury round (not shown here) and the staple blue and purple for the televote and final result!

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And that is the host bid! Thank you very much for reading the little text featured here and we can't wait to welcome you to Carrelie for the 99th Worldvision Song Contest!
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Caribou Island (Moorland) & Aenglide are also there.
Ignore literally every vaguely political post I made pre-2022 my views and understandings have changed significantly :)

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Estogium
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Postby Estogium » Sun May 08, 2022 4:34 am

A reminder to add Britonisea to the list.

Estogium might participate too.

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