In the run-up to the 2019 general election a giant jam-jar tragically falls on Jeremy Corbyn, crushing him. Abdul-Rehman Muhammad Khan, MP for Birmingham Ladywood, becomes leader of the Labour Party.
12 December 2019, 9:59 pm
HUW EDWARDS: "We are just seconds away from the result of the exit poll, our first prediction of the potential outcome of this election. More than 20,000 people were asked how they voted today at 144 polling stations right across the UK on behalf of the BBC, ITV, and Sky. So, as Big Ben reaches 10 o'clock, we are standing by with those crucial exit poll figures. Here they are."
"Our exit poll is suggesting that there will be another hung parliament when all the votes are counted after this election of December 2019. The Conservatives on 301 seats, Labour down on 233. Let's look at the wider picture. And here we have the figures for all the parties. The SNP on 55, making some 20 gains. And the Lib Dems - hang on a moment, who the fuck is that in fourth place? The Northumbrian Nationalist Party... led by Alvin Ashleigh?"

