Northumbrian-Turkmen summit (CLOSED)

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“Ok. Cool. And then experienced police personnel get promoted to Sergeant and have more authority?

He laughs.

“Anyway, I’d like some Northumbrian Police detectives to train our detectives in combatting organised crime.
Afterwards I shall draft laws so that our police chief can send gangsters to prison just like Northumbria did when they had gangsters.”

[Nationalist Northumbria]

He laughs.

“Anyway, I’d like some Northumbrian Police detectives to train our detectives in combatting organised crime.
Afterwards I shall draft laws so that our police chief can send gangsters to prison just like Northumbria did when they had gangsters.”

"Yeah, OK."

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“Anyway, I’d like some Northumbrian Police detectives to train our detectives in combatting organised crime.
Afterwards I shall draft laws so that our police chief can send gangsters to prison just like Northumbria did when they had gangsters.”

"Yeah, OK."

“Thank you.”
OOC:
Should we make a thread?

Also can we make that 2019 Britain thread? Can my character be a Northumbrian Nationalist politician?

[Nationalist Northumbria]

"Yeah, OK."

“Thank you.”
OOC:
Should we make a thread?

Also can we make that 2019 Britain thread? Can my character be a Northumbrian Nationalist politician?

OOC: Why, want to be on the winning side for once? Also I love how you have objections to your character being Labour, Conservative, or Lib Dem but are completely fine with them being a Northumbrian Nationalist despite not even coming from the region.

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“Thank you.”
OOC:
Should we make a thread?

Also can we make that 2019 Britain thread? Can my character be a Northumbrian Nationalist politician?

OOC: Why, want to be on the winning side for once? Also I love how you have objections to your character being Labour, Conservative, or Lib Dem but are completely fine with them being a Northumbrian Nationalist despite not even coming from the region.

OOC: I’ll tell you why by telegram.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

"Never mind. It has just come to my attention that you have banned Heather Has Two Mommies, a book personally recommended by me. I take this as an insult both to myself and to Northumbria, not just the ban itself but your supposed justification being that it is 'widely used by leftist cultural imperialists to further their ideologies'. This is an act of war."

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Alvin Ashleigh finishes his steak bake. The emir will be allowed to leave in peace.

[The Turkmen Emirate]

"Never mind. It has just come to my attention that you have banned Heather Has Two Mommies, a book personally recommended by me. I take this as an insult both to myself and to Northumbria, not just the ban itself but your supposed justification being that it is 'widely used by leftist cultural imperialists to further their ideologies'. This is an act of war."

“I didn’t say you were a cultural imperialist. I said, it was widely used by them.
It’s just politics, my aunt is a lesbian who returned from exile after my father legalised female homosexuality.”

OOC: he’s not lying.

Does Alvin Ashleigh support same-sex relationships or not?

IC:

Alvin Ashleigh finishes his steak bake. The emir will be allowed to leave in peace.

The Emir leaves.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

"Never mind. It has just come to my attention that you have banned Heather Has Two Mommies, a book personally recommended by me. I take this as an insult both to myself and to Northumbria, not just the ban itself but your supposed justification being that it is 'widely used by leftist cultural imperialists to further their ideologies'. This is an act of war."

“I didn’t say you were a cultural imperialist. I said, it was widely used by them.
It’s just politics, my aunt is a lesbian who returned from exile after my father legalised female homosexuality.”

OOC: he’s not lying.

Does Alvin Ashleigh support same-sex relationships or not?

IC:

Alvin Ashleigh finishes his steak bake. The emir will be allowed to leave in peace.

The Emir leaves.

OOC: Alvin Ashleigh is a tolerant man. This is not a war about the banning in itself; this is a war for Northumbrian honour, Azad.

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“I didn’t say you were a cultural imperialist. I said, it was widely used by them.
It’s just politics, my aunt is a lesbian who returned from exile after my father legalised female homosexuality.”

OOC: he’s not lying.

Does Alvin Ashleigh support same-sex relationships or not?

IC:

The Emir leaves.

OOC: Alvin Ashleigh is a tolerant man. This is not a war about the banning in itself; this is a war for Northumbrian honour, Azad.

OOC: Ok.
Should we make a war thread?

[Nationalist Northumbria]

OOC: Alvin Ashleigh is a tolerant man. This is not a war about the banning in itself; this is a war for Northumbrian honour, Azad.

OOC: Ok.
Should we make a war thread?

OOC: Yes, you can.

[The Turkmen Emirate]

OOC: Ok.
Should we make a war thread?

OOC: Yes, you can.

OOC: I’ve done so.
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[Murrawari]

Following an 'accidental' Northumbrian missile strike on the Royal Sarajevo Academy of Butlers in the Turkmen Emirate, Northumbrian president Alvin Ashleigh is to meet with Turkmen emir Selim Han to discuss the tragedy. The location of the meeting is Bamburgh Castle, in the Northumbrian capital Bamburgh.

“Hello, President Ashleigh.” said Emir Selim, “thank you for inviting me here.” He continued.

It seems like tensions could rise.