Northumbrian-Turkmen summit (CLOSED)

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Following an 'accidental' Northumbrian missile strike on the Royal Sarajevo Academy of Butlers in the Turkmen Emirate, Northumbrian president Alvin Ashleigh is to meet with Turkmen emir Selim Han to discuss the tragedy. The location of the meeting is Bamburgh Castle, in the Northumbrian capital Bamburgh.

[The Turkmen Emirate]

Following an 'accidental' Northumbrian missile strike on the Royal Sarajevo Academy of Butlers in the Turkmen Emirate, Northumbrian president Alvin Ashleigh is to meet with Turkmen emir Selim Han to discuss the tragedy. The location of the meeting is Bamburgh Castle, in the Northumbrian capital Bamburgh.

“Hello, President Ashleigh.” said Emir Selim, “thank you for inviting me here.” He continued.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Following an 'accidental' Northumbrian missile strike on the Royal Sarajevo Academy of Butlers in the Turkmen Emirate, Northumbrian president Alvin Ashleigh is to meet with Turkmen emir Selim Han to discuss the tragedy. The location of the meeting is Bamburgh Castle, in the Northumbrian capital Bamburgh.

“Hello, President Ashleigh.” said Emir Selim, “thank you for inviting me here.” He continued.

"I was just about to start watching Horimiya, so let's get this over with."

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“Hello, President Ashleigh.” said Emir Selim, “thank you for inviting me here.” He continued.

"I was just about to start watching Horimiya, so let's get this over with."

“Have you ordered an investigation?
The incident was on a school for butlers and housekeepers.
Some kids died.
What does the military police say happened?”

[Nationalist Northumbria]

"I was just about to start watching Horimiya, so let's get this over with."

“Have you ordered an investigation?
The incident was on a school for butlers and housekeepers.
Some kids died.
What does the military police say happened?”

"Apparently a missile malfunctioned."

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“Have you ordered an investigation?
The incident was on a school for butlers and housekeepers.
Some kids died.
What does the military police say happened?”

"Apparently a missile malfunctioned."

“Alright. Well I’m sure they’ll check their missiles for the future. Thank you, President Ashleigh.” He said.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

"Apparently a missile malfunctioned."

“Alright. Well I’m sure they’ll check their missiles for the future. Thank you, President Ashleigh.” He said.

"Would you like to stay for dinner?"

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“Alright. Well I’m sure they’ll check their missiles for the future. Thank you, President Ashleigh.” He said.

"Would you like to stay for dinner?"

“Yes, please, thank you for offering.” He said.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

"Would you like to stay for dinner?"

“Yes, please, thank you for offering.” He said.

Sitting down in the great hall, the freshly-baked Greggs is wheeled in. "What'll you have?"

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“Yes, please, thank you for offering.” He said.

Sitting down in the great hall, the freshly-baked Greggs is wheeled in. "What'll you have?"

“I’ll have a vegetarian one please. Thank you for your hospitality.” He said, “I’m fascinated by Northumbria.” He continued.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Sitting down in the great hall, the freshly-baked Greggs is wheeled in. "What'll you have?"

“I’ll have a vegetarian one please. Thank you for your hospitality.” He said, “I’m fascinated by Northumbria.” He continued.

He is given a cheese and onion bake with a vegan sausage roll. "How so?"

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“I’ll have a vegetarian one please. Thank you for your hospitality.” He said, “I’m fascinated by Northumbria.” He continued.

He is given a cheese and onion bake with a vegan sausage roll. "How so?"

“Your culture, your system of government, your military strategies and your law enforcement systems.”

[Nationalist Northumbria]

He is given a cheese and onion bake with a vegan sausage roll. "How so?"

“Your culture, your system of government, your military strategies and your law enforcement systems.”

"What about them?"

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“Your culture, your system of government, your military strategies and your law enforcement systems.”

"What about them?"

“Your system of government is the best democracy I know of in my opinion, I’m fascinated by the success of your military strategies and how they were developed, your police are very effective, eliminating organised crime for example( whilst seldom using deadly force and your culture has an interesting diversity in terms of families and relationships.
I remember you referenced this when you asked why I did not hire a male au pair. ” He said.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

"What about them?"

“Your system of government is the best democracy I know of in my opinion, I’m fascinated by the success of your military strategies and how they were developed, your police are very effective, eliminating organised crime for example( whilst seldom using deadly force and your culture has an interesting diversity in terms of families and relationships.
I remember you referenced this when you asked why I did not hire a male au pair. ” He said.

"What?"

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“Your system of government is the best democracy I know of in my opinion, I’m fascinated by the success of your military strategies and how they were developed, your police are very effective, eliminating organised crime for example( whilst seldom using deadly force and your culture has an interesting diversity in terms of families and relationships.
I remember you referenced this when you asked why I did not hire a male au pair. ” He said.

"What?"

“Remember, I put out an advert for an au pair and you said ‘why are men being discriminated against’, then you referenced a book about two women and their daughter or something.”

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[Nationalist Northumbria]

"What?"

“Remember, I put out an advert for an au pair and you said ‘why are men being discriminated against’, then you referenced a book about two women and their daughter or something.”

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"I'm ashamed to say I do."

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“Remember, I put out an advert for an au pair and you said ‘why are men being discriminated against’, then you referenced a book about two women and their daughter or something.”

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"I'm ashamed to say I do."

“Ok. Let’s move on to law enforcement: what about your police training has led your country to eliminate organised crime?”

[Nationalist Northumbria]

"I'm ashamed to say I do."

“Ok. Let’s move on to law enforcement: what about your police training has led your country to eliminate organised crime?”

"We throw them in prison! Simple as. See, everyone knows who's doing it. So once you do away with pesky nonsense about 'presumption of innocence' and skip the trials, where they can try their witness intimidation and other nonsense, it's really quite easy."

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“Ok. Let’s move on to law enforcement: what about your police training has led your country to eliminate organised crime?”

"We throw them in prison! Simple as. See, everyone knows who's doing it. So once you do away with pesky nonsense about 'presumption of innocence' and skip the trials, where they can try their witness intimidation and other nonsense, it's really quite easy."

“How do you ensure innocent people are not imprisoned?
For example, someone gets into an argument with someone and spreads rumours on social media that they’re a gangster.
I used to think the solution was to hang them but a recent judicial inquiry found out an innocent was hanged two years ago.”

[Nationalist Northumbria]

"We throw them in prison! Simple as. See, everyone knows who's doing it. So once you do away with pesky nonsense about 'presumption of innocence' and skip the trials, where they can try their witness intimidation and other nonsense, it's really quite easy."

“How do you ensure innocent people are not imprisoned?
For example, someone gets into an argument with someone and spreads rumours on social media that they’re a gangster.
I used to think the solution was to hang them but a recent judicial inquiry found out an innocent was hanged two years ago.”

"That's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is you have the people known to be behind it, everyone knows they're behind it, but pesky legal concerns are getting in the way. Not rumours on social media. Also unlike you we're not wrong."

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“How do you ensure innocent people are not imprisoned?
For example, someone gets into an argument with someone and spreads rumours on social media that they’re a gangster.
I used to think the solution was to hang them but a recent judicial inquiry found out an innocent was hanged two years ago.”

"That's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is you have the people known to be behind it, everyone knows they're behind it, but pesky legal concerns are getting in the way. Not rumours on social media. Also unlike you we're not wrong."

“Ok. So if there’s good police intelligence. How do you train your police? We’d like to learn from you.”

[Nationalist Northumbria]

"That's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about is you have the people known to be behind it, everyone knows they're behind it, but pesky legal concerns are getting in the way. Not rumours on social media. Also unlike you we're not wrong."

“Ok. So if there’s good police intelligence. How do you train your police? We’d like to learn from you.”

"They learn on the job, really."

[The Turkmen Emirate]

“Ok. So if there’s good police intelligence. How do you train your police? We’d like to learn from you.”

"They learn on the job, really."

“Ok. Cool. And then experienced police personnel get promoted to Sergeant and have more authority?

[Nationalist Northumbria]

"They learn on the job, really."

“Ok. Cool. And then experienced police personnel get promoted to Sergeant and have more authority?

He laughs.