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Postby Ernestria » Thu Dec 23, 2021 7:50 am

“I am afraid,” he paused to compose himself, “I am afraid to say, your Royal Highness, that your brother, Prince Paul, is dead.”

Prince David, the colour draining from his face, stumbled backwards before steading himself on a rococo sideboard. Tears welled in his eyes. “My God,” he said, the hint of a sob on his voice, “My God not Paul.” A gloved hand to his face, the camera focused past him to the figure of Princess Christiana and the slightest of smirks that crept across her face.


And then the credits rolled. “Oh,” said Vanda Keszthelyi, “That was good. Do you want to watch another?” Her husband, Osvát Keszthelyi, glanced up at the clock on the mantelpiece and sighed. “Best not,” he said, “There’s a press conference tomorrow on the booster program and you know how much I love those. I should try and get an early night.”

Vanda said nothing but, raising herself from the couch, began to collect the plates, cups and other detritus of dinner. “She’s okay,” she said, “The actress who plays Christiana, but I think the one who played the younger version captured her better. What was she called?”

Osvát thought for a moment. “Elke Rühl,” he said after a moment, “She was in the A híd.” His wife made a noise of agreement.

Das Schwert, ‘The Sword’, had been the breakout star of Ernestrian television of the last few years. A semi-fictionalized account of Emperor David IV of Excalbia and the rest of the Imperial Family had been a ratings sensation and talks were already well underway for an English-language remake, especially now that the programme’s conclusion had unfortunately been brought forward.

Osvát Keszthelyi relaxed back into the chair and fumbled for his pipe. The Leader of the Socialist Party cut an unlikely figure. He looked and sounded like an old-fashioned headmaster of a provincial secondary school. A famous picture of him, widely circulated in the Press whenever mention was made of him, showed him cutting the grass of his suburban home in a shirt and tie. Perennially underestimated by his showier, more intellectually rigorous opponents within the party, he had been the compromise candidate who had solidified his hold over 10 years. A quiet, respectable man; simultaneously forgettable and vital. He was, with his Party, the driving force of the coalition government.

The Christian Democrats were a shambles. Tired of government, bereft of ideas, they were like a line of extinct volcano which occasionally emitted a puff of smoke but were otherwise silent. The duke of Starograd remained as party leader primarily because no one else wanted the job. After 8 years of government they deserved a spell in opposition to recuperate, what they got was an electoral landscape that was slowly fracturing under the competing weight of nationalities and ethnicities yearning for independence. Men in grey suits assembled and, in solemn invocations, demanded that something be done ‘for the good of the country’. And so the party of Cincinnatus were denied the plough once again and made ready for another term in office.

On the other side, the Ruthenian Farmers Party practised a pork-barrel politics of the best, or worse, sort. Need to pass a budget? A leisure centre. Tax reform? A new bypass. Constitutional amendment? A regional airport. Osvát’s colleagues sniffed that the RFP knew the price of everything and the value of nothing, but Keszthelyi found his dealings with them refreshingly free from ideology.

He lit his pipe and looked through his notes. There had been some concerns over the current variant of VODAIS-6 but, thankfully, an increase in transmission didn’t seem linked to an increase in severity. Vanda returned to carry more of the dishes into the kitchen. “On the basis of current figures,” said Osvát as she passed, “It looks like we can avoid another lockdown.” His wife wasn’t listening.

“Do you think,” she asked, “They could make something like that for our Royal Family?”

“Like what?”

Das Schwert?”

Osvát thought for a moment. Although Tarján, and fiercely proud of it, he also maintained a common sense patriotism to Ernestria; a fact which (alongside the centralised structure of the Socialist Party and a recognition that the Party’s aims were better served in a united nation rather than a host of smaller states) had helped keep the Socialists a united force when so many of their rivals had broken up into smaller ethnic parties. He was therefore inclined, out of a sense of loyalty to the king, to disagree.

“I wouldn’t have thought so,” he replied after a moment, “The Royal Family is far too boring for anything as dramatic as Das Schwert.”

Vanda disagreed. “Well you say that Osvát,” she said, hands on hips for added emphasis, “But Keraunos and Prince Demetrius were killed on their boat by that bomb.”

Osvát sniffed. “That was terrorism, Vanda, not tawdry entertainment.” She shrugged and went about her tasks.

Keszthelyi tried to read his notes again but found he couldn’t. Something his wife had said had stirred up something half-forgotten.

“Having said all that,” he said, partly to his wife and partly to himself, “They’re not that uninteresting. After all, there is that son…”

He had not expected his wife to hear but she had. She swung round and gave him a look. “Now don’t start all that again Osvát!” she said with a stern wag of her finger.

Her husband protested. “All what?”

Vanda was not impressed. “You know perfectly well what I’m talking about. You and that conspiracy theory of yours.”

“It’s not a conspiracy theory Vanda! I remember the scene perfectly well. Radnótfája, we were campaigning in the local elections in 1996. Myself, Flórián Papp and János Hegedüs were about to do a leaflet run when the radio announced that the Queen had given birth to a son. There was even something in the paper the next day.”

The past is another country; they do things differently there. So even in 1996 it was not unusual for royal children to be kept from the limelight. There were no happy pictures of the couple holding the newborn; only a curt announcement to a public who probably weren’t even aware the Queen was with child. It was different now of course.

“I know what you say you remember Osvát, but I don’t remember it. What do Flórián and János say?” Osvát did not reply but stared into the fire. “What do they remember?” his wife pressed.

“They don’t,” he replied.

“And what did the newspaper say when you checked the archive?”

Osvát squirmed in his chair. “It didn’t say anything. But Vanda, I know what I remember!”

She sat down next to him. “Look, Osvát, I know you have a good memory but it was over 20 years ago. Perhaps you made a mistake.”

He folded his arms. “There is nothing wrong with my recollection Vanda.”

She gave the smallest of shrugs. “Okay then, let’s say you’re right. Let’s say that there was a son; You remember how longed-for Prince Johann was. How the King and Queen struggled to have him. Why would they go through all that if there was another son?”

Osvát puffed his pipe importantly. “I don’t know…”

“Well..”

“I don’t know Vanda but something tells me, with every fibre of my being, that something is awry here. Something is being kept from us, the public, and we should be told.”

“What if he’s dead Osvát?” she stood up, “What if the reason no one mentions it is because the little boy died? Do you want to go poking around someone else’s private grief?”

“If you’re right,” he replied, “Then there is no harm in telling us. We don’t need to know the details. If we knew something of their private torment it might help the King and Queen. Make them more relatable.”

“Osvát that is a cruel thing to say.”

“It’s not Vanda and you know it. With the parlous state of their reputations they could do with all the help they could get. And even if it doesn’t, we still have a right to know. No one, not even Royal Princes, just disappear.”

“Maybe they don’t want to be reminded of it”

“It is a bit much to change newspapers to remove all mention just to avoid being reminded Vanda. I’m telling you, someone isn’t hiding the truth they are actively removing it.”

His wife’s patience gave out. “Fine Osvát,” she said, raising her hands in the air, “Fine, well you’re the Deputy Prime Minister. You have all the powers of the government at your disposal. If you think that somehow you’re the only one who remembers this mythical child then why don’t you do something useful and find out?” With that she stormed back into the kitchen.

Osvát Keszthelyi stared into the flickering flames of the fire. “Maybe I will,” he muttered to himself, “Maybe I will.”
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Postby Ernestria » Fri Dec 24, 2021 5:03 am

Parlamentsgebäude, Bodendorf

“...there has been, as might be expected with the transition, a fall in coal production, but there seems some confidence that current storage capacities will be sufficient for over the winter months.”

Osvát Keszthelyi’s moustache twitched. “To be expected. Production will return to pre-nationalisation levels shortly.”

Wit Cybulski, Private Secretary to the Deputy Prime Minister, looked up from his notes. “Though it is an open question as to whether we would necessarily want levels to return considering our Net Zero targets.”

Keszthelyi rubbed his knuckles together. “We still need to get the Unions onside for that.” the civil servant laughed.

“Well you’ll forgive me for saying so Deputy Prime Minister but that is your conundrum, not mine.” He gathered up his papers and stood. “Well if there is nothing else?”

Keszthelyi did not hear him. He stared distractedly at his computer.

“Deputy Prime Minister?”

Osvát Keszthelyi pulled off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. “Actually Wit there is one thing. Have you ever heard of the Mandela Effect?”

Cybulski sat down. “The ‘what’ effect?”

“Mandela. After Nelson Mandela.”

The other man shook his head. “I’ve never heard of him. Is he a footballer?”

Keszthelyi laughed. “Oh my no. He was President of…” he squinted at the computer screen, “Well it doesn’t matter. He was imprisoned for many years by a cruel and barbarous regime which eventually fell. He was freed and went on to become their first democratically elected President.”

“A happy ending then?”

“Perhaps, but an awful lot of people seem convinced that they remember television reports stating that he had perished in prison. And not just him; people recall seeing films that have never been made or plays that have never been written.”

Cybulski fiddled with his cufflinks. “With respect Deputy Prime Minister this sounds like a lot of internet balderdash. There are always groups online who will convince you that your crackpot ideas are actually true. Look at how many VODAIS-6 conspiracies there are; that it was created by the Pantocratorian Secret Service or that it is a ploy by Knootian corporations to transmit advertisements directly into our brains.” He chuckled to himself at the absurdity of it all. “What makes you bring it up?” A look of concern appeared on his face. “You’re not been working too hard have you?”

Osvát Keszthelyi fumbled with an empty pipe. “Tell me Wit, do you remember a royal birth in 1996?”

Cybulski nodded. “I think so, it was Princess Laodice wasn’t it?”

Keszthelyi shook his head. “No, Laodice wasn’t born until 1999.”

“Well I confess I don’t. That said I was a student at Checław in 1996 so my time was taken up exploring every Oskaran bar I could.” He stood up again. “Well if there’s nothing else.”

“Just one thing Wit, what’s a Q-Notice?”

Cybulski’s eyebrows raised. “A Q-Notice? Well that’s something I’ve not heard for many years.” He retook his chair. “May I ask what has prompted this question?”

Keszthelyi gave him a hard look. “Do you really want to know, Wit?”

“No, perhaps I don’t.”

“Well then, what is it?”

Cybulski thought for a moment. “To issue a Q-Notice is…well it’s not only to forbid any mention of what the Notice covers but it’s also illegal to acknowledge that the Notice itself exists. Does that make sense?”

Keszthelyi leaned back in his chair. “Not really,” he replied, “Give me an example.”

“Well Q-Notices are very much a Cold War relic. There was a great deal of concern that otherwise impeccable young men from the best families were being..seduced by Communism.”

“I see.”

“Well we then and still do share intelligence with a number of foreign agencies and there was a concern that…should the Kundschaftsbureau be seriously compromised then those vital intelligence relationships would be lost.”

Keszthelyi still looked confused.

“Right, you asked for an example. Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that it came to our attention that your daughter was an Anahuacan agent…”

The Deputy PM bristled. “My Erzsébet is loyal to her country.”

“It’s just an example. Okay then, let’s say that the Duchess of Starograd was passing information to the Daytans. Had done for years. What do you think they would say in Tarana or New Rome if it was revealed that the Prime Minister’s wife was a communist spy?”

Keszthelyi pondered for a moment. “I would think they would be very reluctant to share information with us again.”

“Precisely. And so it was thought that it might be in the national interest if word of it never got out.”

“A cover-up?”

“A cover-up in the national interest. So going back to the example; let’s say we convince the Duke to retire. He’s bored of politics, ill-health, wants to spend more time with his hunting dogs, whatever. So you would issue a Q-Notice; no one is ever going to speak about the Duchess being a red-sympathiser again. Furthermore no-one is ever going to report the existence of this Q-Notice. And the penalties for doing so…well not every punishment is noted in the Jan Augustan Code if you understand my meaning.”

“I think I do. So when would it expire?”

The other man blinked. “It wouldn’t; that’s the point.”

Keszthelyi rubbed his chin. “Well what about when we’re all dead? Does it matter if the Duke and Duchess have been lying in their family mausoleum for 30 years? And you and I are gone with them?”

Wit thought for a moment. “Well I’ve never actually seen a Q-Notice but from what I’ve been told the signatories to it would all have to have died before it would be made public.”

“I see,” he fumbled with his pipe some more, “So let’s say, again for the sake of argument you understand, that there was a Q-Notice issued in 2002. The Prime Minister then was…”

“That would have been Ludwig Taussig.”

“And he’s dead?”

“Yes. He died about 5 years ago I think.”

“6 actually. So if he had issued any Q-Notices then they ought to have expired with his death.”

“Well yes, unless there were other signatories to it.”

Keszthelyi nodded. “Other signatories. I thought that might be the case.”

Cybulski rose for the third and final time. “Will that be all Deputy Prime Minister?”

Osvát Keszthelyi looked at his computer. “Well we know who else would have signed it. Oh, yes, that will be all Wit, that will be all.”

The other man was almost when the door when Keszthelyi uttered an ominous “For now.”

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Postby Ernestria » Wed Dec 29, 2021 6:00 pm

Stadtschloss, Bodendorf


“Peter, please. When your father died I raised you like you were my own son.”

Prince Peter, his hair still wet from perspiration, turned. A look of fire was in his eyes.

“Oh really,” his eyes narrowed, “Is that how fathers treat their adoptive sons? By stealing their birthright from them?”

Beyond the pavilion from which they talked a powerfully built batter forcefully struck a baseball high into the air. In slow motion various players scrambled to catch it. The crowd gasped in unison with one notable exception. Christiana, lowering her sunglasses, caught the sight of someone who the credits would later reveal to be first appearance of one Janet Latsone.

The scene returned to the pavilion. Emperor David, a look of anguish on his face, almost pleaded with his nephew.

“Please, Peter, you must understand...the rules of succession...they’re complicated.”

Peter, still angry, approached so that he was face to face with his uncle. “Funny,” he said with an air of menace, “They were simple enough for grandfather. And for my great-grandmother.”

“Peter”

“You stole from me. God may have taken my father but you took everything else. And you dare stand there and claim you were a good brother to him. You disgust me.”

With that he stormed out. “Peter,” cried the Emperor after him, “Peter!”

The camera then moved to the view from the crowd. In the background, unnoticed, Prince Peter stormed towards the Ernestrian stately home masquerading as an Imperial Palace.

An unnamed extra turned to his neighbour. “What a tremendous blow!” he exclaimed.

Prince Jeremiah, looking not at the pitch but at the pavilion, smiled to himself. “Yes,” he said, “Wasn’t it just?”


And then the credits rolled. Annemarie Lowenstam’s finger hovered over the button to cancel. She looked at the time. It was before 9 and so she was not contractually obliged to start work. Plus her boss was unlikely to be in yet. She pressed to skip the credits and move to the next episode.

Previously on The Sword

“...Princess Christiana’s private predilections are between her and God, but as Presiding Bishop I must tell your Majesty that…”


“That doesn’t appear to be the Repair Costings, does it Fraulein Lowenstam?”

“Ah!” Annemarie jumped, her PeacockPhone clattering to the floor. She scrambled for it. “Your Highness,” she said to her chair, “I…you…you startled me.”

Ludwig Mohyła, 9th Prince of Kocobędz and Obersthofmeister of the Court, raised an eyebrow. “I interrupted you whilst you should have been more gainfully occupied with the task for which you receive a salary.” He motioned towards the now silent phone. “What were you watching that it distracted you from the subject of your employment?”

“Oh, er, nothing Your Highness.”

“It didn’t look like nothing, nor did it sound it.”

Lowenstam looked sheepish. “The Sword Your Highness, have you seen it?”

The Prince Kocobędz straightened at the notion. “Certainly not,” he replied, “It is gutter entertainment of the worst sort. The crowned heads of Transmontana ought to be recipients of the honour and respect due to their positions; not fictionalized for the tawdry entertainment of their inferiors.”

The Obersthofmeister, an out-and-out inegalitarian, turned on his heel and went into his office. He sat behind his large leather-topped desk and, in the silence of the room, sighed to himself. “Things,” he said, “Have changed.” The Prince had no natural affection for the Excalbians, who he considered troublingly liberal and suspiciously credobaptist, but once the rot set in then, like an infection, it would spread. “What’s next,” he asked the empty room, “The Emperor of Pantocratoria as a POP! figure?” It was all much too much.

Once upon a time the greatest families in the land vied for a position at court and one of its great offices. Now he was Obersthofmeister largely because no one else wanted the job. He looked across the room to the squinting portrait of the first Prince of Kocobędz, Grand Elector of the Oskaran Empire, and shook his head despondently. He then went on to look through the mountain of emails he received as part of the Kanzleidirektion; mostly heating and food bills. At some point Annemarie Lowenstam brought him coffee. He did not feel the need to recognise or acknowledge this.

At half 9 the intercom buzzed. Turning in his chair he opened a leather-bound journal embossed with the Royal Coat of arms and turned the pages until he found the correct day.

“09h30 - Herr Schoenauer. Discuss repairs to the Valdrician Tapestries in the Siegespalast.”


The Obersthofmeister nodded. He pressed the button; “Send him in.” At that moment he was distracted by a sudden email which pinged into his inbox. “Please come in,” said the Prince as the door opened; motioning without looking at the chair, “I shan’t keep you a moment.”

The email was a request from a national newspaper, couched in the most courtly of language, for an update on His Majesty’s health. Kocobędz deleted it instantly. “Damn impertinence. My apologies Herr…..” he turned to look at his nine thirty appointment, “You’re not Herr Schoenauer.”

“No,” said Osvát Keszthelyi, “Nor am I here about your tapestries.”

The Prince Kocobędz raised a single imperious eyebrow. “May I ask what happened to my appointment with Herr Schoenauer?”

“Well,” said the Deputy Prime Minister leaning back in his chair, “It would appear, Your Highness, that Herr Schoenauer is a lifelong Socialist voter; a fact he attributes to his grandfather who worked in the coal mines at Sándorháza. And you’ll forgive me for saying so Your Highness but your diary appears to be so unfeasibly full that it seemed almost impossible to meet with you.”

“Unless someone of a kindly disposition let you take their place.”

“Precisely sir.”

The Obersthofmeister straightened a pen that had fallen out of alignment on his desk. “And yet no one seems to have challenged your entry.”

“Well,” said Keszthelyi, “I am the Deputy Prime Minister. I have every right to be here.”

“So it would appear. Well I regret to inform you Herr Keszthelyi that if you have come to meet with the King then that is quite impossible. His Majesty’s doctors have forbidden any visitors so I am afraid your visit has been in vain.”

Osvát Keszthelyi smiled. “But I wasn’t here to see the King,” he said with a condescending tone, “It was you I wanted to see Your Highness.”

The Obersthofmeister blinked. “Me?” he asked, “Whatever for?”

Keszthelyi, still smiling, scooped down in his chair to fetch the briefcase at this side. He opened it and, with a thud, dropped a large bound document onto the Prince’s desk.

The Obersthofmeister gave a quizzical look. “And what is this?”

Keszthelyi raised his eyebrows. “I am surprised you don’t recognise it,” he said after a moment, “It is last financial year’s civil list; the spending of the entire Court.”

“Really Herr Keszthelyi if you had any queries regarding that we have staff available to respond to these.”

“Ahh,” said Keszthelyi raising a finger, “But I didn’t want to ask the staff Your Highness. I wanted to ask you.”

Kocobędz shifted in his chair. “I’m not sure what you could possibly wish to query,” he said, “Expenses were in line with projected costs and was in keeping with projected expenditure from previous years.

Osvát Keszthelyi, with a theatrical air, opened the budget and rummaged through its pages. “My query,” he said after a moment, “Was with regards to the section marked ‘Sundries’.”

The Obersthofmeister gave an exasperated look. “What about the sundries?”

The Deputy Prime Minister ran his finger down the page. “This figure comes to several million marks.”

“So it does. Your point is?”

Osvát Keszthelyi looked up from the ledger. “This is not an inconsiderable sum. I think the public have a right to know.”

“The public?” the Prince choked, “The public, sir, should know what’s good for them.”

“What are these payments?”

“They are as the title states, Herr Keszthelyi, sundries. Sundries are sundries. If you have come down here to waste my time…”

“Do you not think that a black hole of several million marks deserves more of an explanation that just ‘sundries’ Your Highness?”

“‘Black hole?’” the Prince sniffed indignantly, “Does His Grace know you’re here?”

Keszthelyi leaned back in his chair again. “If by that you mean the Prime Minister then would it matter if he didn’t?”

“I should think it would,” replied the Prince, “I think he might like to know if his deputy were here, in the Royal Palace, throwing unwarranted accusations around.”

“The Duke of Starograd is my partner in the coalition, he is not my superior. If he is unhappy with my being here then he is at liberty to dismiss me…”

“Well I should say that…”

“Just as I am at liberty to bring the government down and usher in early elections.”

The Prince narrowed his eyes.

“I’m not sure if Your Highness follows the polls as closely as I am required to but they seem to suggest that we’ll keep our vote share, which is more than I can say for the Duke’s party.”

“You wouldn’t dare.”

“Well you’ll just have to see,” he picked up the ledger again, “One of the more interesting aspects of this budget,” he tapped it with a finger, “Are the payments of invoices.”

“I fail to see how that is a controversial subject.”

“Oh normally it isn’t when the companies are ones that you would expect,” said the other man, “But when one of them is Kaltenbrunner and Razvigorov.”

A moment of terrible realisation dawned in the Prince’s eyes.

“Do you know,” continued Keszthelyi, “Who they are?”

The Prince absent-mindedly scratched his ear. “No,” he lied, “I’m afraid I don’t.”

“I think you do,” said Keszthelyi looking more and more like a cat that had cornered a mouse, “They’re currency brokers.

So you see, Your Highness, what we have here are a set of financial statements in which it would appear that not only are several million marks unaccounted for but that they also seem to have been transmitted overseas.

Would you not say, sir, that this is slightly curious?”

The Obersthofmeister leaned back in his chair. “May I offer you some advice Herr Keszthelyi?”

“You may, on one condition.”

“Which is?”

Osvát Keszthelyi leaned forward and put both hands on the edge of the desk. “I have, since the start of our conversation, afforded you the courtesy your title and your position demands. I would expect, Your Highness, no less from you.”

The Prince shot a look. “Very well, Deputy Prime Minister. You may think that your investigations may be of some merit to you with the voting public. I would submit to you that you are incorrect; the average man on the street does not care about the minutiae of his social betters; he is not interested in where he buys his shoes or with whom he dines. What he does care about is the long continuity of his country and its institutions. What he cares about is his King acting as a sovereign and not as his friend. And, with the common sense and ordinary decency of the working man, he accepts that there are certain things which must be kept from him if the monarchy and the country are to endure. Some say that light is a disinfectant, I would put it to you that it also, over time, burns the fabric and bleaches out what made it unique and distinctive.

If, Deputy Prime Minister, you have recourse to think that there is some impropriety with His Majesty’s accounts then I suggest you direct these, with the appropriate evidence, to the relevant authorities. Now if you have nothing else then I shall have to ask you to leave.”

Osvát Keszthelyi looked at him in silence for a few moments. “So, there is nothing you can say to this?” He tapped the ledger again.

“None whatsoever. If you wish to put your queries in writing then I am sure some time may be found in the coming few months to prepare an appropriate response.”

“I see.” Osvát Keszthelyi stood up. “Well thank you for your time Your Highness. It has been illuminating; though I am not sure whether you would approve of that.”

“Good day Deputy Prime Minister, I shan't detain you any longer from your urgent work nationalizing the undergarment industry or the like.”

Osvát Keszthelyi bowed and made his way out of the office without another word. The Obersthofmeister wanted to curse his impertinence but something about the other man’s queries sounded a mental alarm that he had long forgotten existed. He picked up the telephone and dialed a number. “Yes,” he said after a moment, “It’s me. We may have a situation…”
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Postby Ernestria » Mon May 16, 2022 1:50 pm

The Silbersaal of the Bodendorfer Musikverein

“Olim lacus colueram,” sang the tenor, “Olim pulcher extiteram, dum cignus ego fueram.” Osvát Keszthelyi shifted in his chair and pretended to adjust his cufflink. In reality he glanced at his wrist watch.

He had no sooner looked at the time than he felt an elbow in his ribs.

“Behave,” hissed Vanda Keszthelyi, her eyes fixed on the performance, “You don’t want to be thought of as uncultured.” Osvát leaned towards her slightly.

“There’s culture,” he whispered, “And then there’s this nonsense. When’s the interval?”

“In a minute, now look interested.” She elbowed him again for good measure. Eventually the song about the roasted swan ended and the tenor took a bow. Osvát gave a thunderous applause that he in no way felt was justified as the choir and the rest of the orchestra left the stage. Electric lights dazzled the silver gilding as the previously hushed audience rose from their seats and broke into conversation.

Osvát stood up. “What a load of old…” he began to mutter. The shiny head and round glasses suddenly emerged from the row behind.

“Well well,” said Tobias Voit, political editor of the Abend Chronik, “Deputy Prime Minister, I didn’t know you were a Carmina Burana fan.”

Osvát smiled uneasily. “Oh but of course,” he said with a fixed smile, “I can’t get enough of it. Or should I say ‘en-Orff’?” Frau Keszthelyi and the journalist declined the invitation to laugh at this.

“The production has been very well received,” continued Voit, “I understand there are talks for it to tour Excalbia.”

“No doubt,” said Vanda, “To try and mend fences now that Das Schwert is the number one streamed show across the entire region. Wouldn’t you say so dear?”

Osvát stood up. “You might very well think that,” he said after a moment. “But I couldn’t possibly comment. Now if you excuse me, I simply must buy an ice-cream.” He slipped down the row and made his way into the crowded foyer. He looked around helplessly.

A figure suddenly appeared. “Lavatories are the second door on the left past the statue of the half-naked lady.” Keszthelyi jumped. “Dammit Hristov,” exclaimed the Socialist Leader, “I wish you wouldn’t do that. And it’s not a naked woman, it’s a Muse.”

Zhivko Hristov, Keszthelyi’s Evidenzbureau Protection Officer, laughed. “If you say so. You enjoying the performance then sir?”

Osvát scowled. “Put it this way Hristov,” he muttered, “There’s a report on potholes in my constituency that I’d rather be reading.”

Hristov chuckled again. “That bad?”

Keszthelyi weaved his way through the crowd until he found the suitably appointed room to relieve himself. When he emerged he noticed a man on the main desk looking around. When he caught the Deputy Prime Minister’s eye he beckoned him over. The crowd now was diminshed as the audience started to return to their chairs or, alternatively, fled into the night.

“Beg pardon sir,” said the bookish man at the main desk, “A telephone call for you.”

Keszthelyi scowled again. “What? Here?”

The man nodded. “Yes sir, he said it was urgent.” He motioned towards the bank of largely redundant public telephones that were arrayed on the far wall. “Third on the left sir.”

Still scowling, Osvát straightened his bowtie and made his way to the telephone. From the corner of his eye he could see Hristov watching from next to the table where they were selling programmes.

He picked up the telephone. “Keszthelyi,” he barked.

“Good evening Deputy Prime Minister,” said the voice. It was a man’s voice, clipped and precise. German. It spoke of an expensive education. “Are you enjoying the performance? I hear the Tempus est iocundum is particularly good.”

“Who is this?”

The voice on the telephone laughed. “My name, Deputy Prime Minister, is unimportant.” Osvát’s eyes widened. He motioned towards Hristov who, with a flash of alarm on his face, started to cross the foyer.

The voice continued. “I imagine you know why I’m calling.”

Hristov appeared. One hand covering the receiver, Keszthelyi motioned towards the telephone. “Take the number down,” he said in as quiet a voice as the emptying foyer allowed. He took his hand off the telephone. “Well you have me at a disadvantage,” he said more loudly, “Because I don’t. If you’re one of those colliery owners who continue to dispute the price of your pit then I’m afraid I can’t help you. You’d have to speak to the Nationale Kohlebehörde.”

The voice on the telephone gave a conceited laugh. “Oh goodness me no, Deputy Prime Minister, I’m not calling about some dirty mine.” He laughed again. “I’m telephoning regarding your recent call on the Obersthofmeister.”

Keszthelyi swallowed. “Yes,” he said slowly, “I was wondering when one of you would call.”

“Well,” said the voice, “Clearly we do not aim to disappoint. But needless to say, Herr Keszthelyi, that there are groups and organizations that go far beyond the petty realm of politics that you inhabit.” The jovial tone fell like a stone into a pond. “There are matters which do not concern you and that you would be well advised to keep clear of.”

“Is that a threat?”

The voice gave a mirthless laugh. “It is a word of advice from a friendly stranger, Deputy Prime Minister, that there will be consequences if you continue down this path. Whether you choose the path of wisdom or not is entirely up to you; but don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

Keszthelyi was silent for a moment. “Is he dead?”

“I’m afraid I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Don’t play games with me,” snapped Keszthelyi, “You know exactly what I mean.”

The voice on the telephone gave an angry sigh. “What you fail to realise, you sniveling pen-pusher, is the altar of the nation has to be continually replenished by sacrifice. Most of that sacrifice is willing from people, sir, who love their country and their King. But other sacrifices are of a less consenting nature. That is unfortunate but it is also the way of such things and you risk besmirching the righteous sacrifices of the brave by highlighting those that were not voluntary.”

“That doesn’t answer my question.”

“No,” snapped the voice, “And nor will I answer the question. The past, Herr Keszthelyi, is dead and buried; which I think is an admirable metaphor for you if you continue to delve into matters that are beyond your remit.”

Keszthelyi glanced at Hristov who nodded, holding up a piece of paper with the telephone number.

“Oh,” continued the voice, “If you’re wondering about the number; in the third floor of the Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries there is a broom closet with an old telephone connection. The number will be traced back there. You can check the CCTV by all means but you won’t find anything. Enjoy the rest of the performance, Deputy Prime Minister.” The line went dead.

“Who was that,” Hristov asked.

“Someone,” replied Keszthelyi, “Whose swan is cooked.”

“I thought it was the goose that was cooked.”

“That’s the joke, Hristov, you’ve ruined it.”
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