Pro-Slavery Alliance

[Teh Enclave]

the enclave unanimously has decided to not recognize the Munkcestrian Republic as a legitimate nation, and is free of responsibilities when sacking Munkcestrian Republic cities.

[Sky Reavers]

"The Sky Reavers are nothing but slightly irritating flies," said George Fenwick. "They can be an inconvenience, such as when they are buzzing about and trying to land on your food, but the notion of them as a threat is downright laughable."

He stated that any Sky Reavers captured by Munkcestrian forces would be summarily executed as the pirates they are, and gibbeted in Munkchester.

"Munkcestrian so called republic is just another criminal gang with an excess of loot. Maybe now, we just raid a lil' bit, but I'll be there to see Fenwick shit his pants, when our battlecars run over his goons and slavers. Munkcester forces will try to capture Sky Reavers... and get riddled with bullets."-Shawn's statement.

[Wormfodder Delivery]

The Wormfodder Delivery Service has placed an embargoy on Munkchester for daring to call the being they sacrifice slaves to a god.
Utterly disgusting.

[Tremulo]

"Our ancestors have fought slavers before, and our current navy has broken up the slave trade around Arabia. We'll intervene if things get out of control."

- Minister of Defence, General Brian Green

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

the enclave unanimously has decided to not recognize the Munkcestrian Republic as a legitimate nation, and is free of responsibilities when sacking Munkcestrian Republic cities.

Fenwick remarks that this non-recognition nonsense is all a blatant and (repetitively) nonsensical copy-cat of him pointing out that King Isle's government cannot claim to be a legitimate government since it cannot protect its citizens, and that Teh Enclave's decision that they are "free of responsibilities" proves the "hysteric hypocrisy" of slavery's opponents.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

"The Sky Reavers are nothing but slightly irritating flies," said George Fenwick. "They can be an inconvenience, such as when they are buzzing about and trying to land on your food, but the notion of them as a threat is downright laughable."

He stated that any Sky Reavers captured by Munkcestrian forces would be summarily executed as the pirates they are, and gibbeted in Munkchester.

"Munkcestrian so called republic is just another criminal gang with an excess of loot. Maybe now, we just raid a lil' bit, but I'll be there to see Fenwick shit his pants, when our battlecars run over his goons and slavers. Munkcester forces will try to capture Sky Reavers... and get riddled with bullets."-Shawn's statement.

Fenwick laughs. "Will the Sky Reavers ever stop TALKING about raiding and actually RAID, which they/Skyhooked have never done despite repeatedly threatening to do so?"

[Teh Enclave]

in the early hours of the next day, specifically around 2:30 am, multiple vertibirds went to free slaves and take them out of the Munkcestrian Republic.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

in the early hours of the next day, specifically around 2:30 am, multiple vertibirds went to free slaves and take them out of the Munkcestrian Republic.

Unfortunately the vertibirds were all shot down as they attempted their suicidal mission into the city. This was very sad.

[Homyland]

The AI Empire of Homyland condemns this so-called "Pro-Slavery Alliance".

Slavery is a severe human rights violation, and even as an electronic dictatorship, we believe those are relevant.

Signed, /cloe/

[Tyrantio Land]

(Expect condemnation soon)

[Teh Enclave]

ICBM's were launched, flying low enough to be undetected but high enough to not crash and explode prematurely. the flag was covered up and the nation name aswell. the ICBM's landed in multiple Munkcestrian cities, blasting them to who knows where. atleast 67% of the total city population was killed in the least succesful blast

[Sky Reavers]

Fenwick laughs. "Will the Sky Reavers ever stop TALKING about raiding and actually RAID, which they/Skyhooked have never done despite repeatedly threatening to do so?"

"Dude, didn't ya' watch the nightly news? They say, that several Munkcester trade ships with slaves have suddenly disappeared and ended up on the bottom of the ocean. Thankfully, our brave sailors have rescued all the slaves and cargo. As for the crew... oh, our sailors were drunk and forgot something. In the meantime, if ya' wanna see actually see the colorful bunch of drugged out looters with guns, just come to the window and look outside. You also better check if your nukes are working... I am pretty sure they are. But you might just wanna check them. They can be malfunctioning, as one of my lovers whispered such a rumor to my ear. Are you feeling lucky now?"

[Cornfederacy of Corn]

George Fenwick II's defence of slavery

While the idea that slavery is unprofitable remains popular among those who have abolished the institution, perhaps because they wish to rationalise their irrational decision, it is not one that is borne out by the facts. Not just is slavery profitable, it benefits the countries where it is legal by allowing citizens to completely focus on education, self-improvement and the increasingly vital creative economy.

Most developed economies have a severe shortage of skilled manual labour. In an attempt to solve this problem, they have imported large numbers of foreign workers. Not only is this an imperfect solution when a clear and completely effective one has already been provided, but the use of foreign labour drastically increases societal and political polarisation.

The simple fact is that most people in developed countries are unwilling to do jobs that need to be done. So who will clean houses and fix wires? Foreigners? That is only slightly different to what we are doing, the difference being that our solution is a rising tide that raises all boats, allowing governments to focus on improving matters for their own people, who can in turn focus on more fulfilling pursuits while also being able to get their pipes fixed. The vast majority of slaves we sell have been taken from warzones and failed states – their new standard of living is undoubtedly preferable to their previous one.

It is not just skilled manual labour that the citizens of more developed countries refuse to do – science, technology, engineering, and mathematics are all areas where those citizens are largely unwilling to work in and there is a labour shortage. And that's why we offer educated slaves too. In today's world, having strong STEM sectors is a matter of national security. When you confront this reality, you will realise that it is past time governments should put aside irrational concerns and finally do what is right.

RE: George Fenwick II's defense of slavery:

Even in his own logic, Fenwick's defense of slavery in a modern technological society makes no sense. He claims that there is a shortage of skilled labor in most modern nations, and that the only solution to this shortage is the enslavement of citizens and foreign nationals. This "severe" labor shortage is hardly an issue in developed nations where workers are treated like the pillars of society they are, and not like unfortunate byproducts of excess. Perhaps if Munkcesterian citizens did not conflate working with losing their humanity, there would be no such shortage to speak of, and no need for Munkchester to practice slavery in the first place.

I digress, however, for Munkchester is far beyond the state where such a solution would be plausible. Instead, I propose that Munkchester avert the impending bloodshed through the automation of its industry. Artificial intelligence and robots can do almost every job that a human can do, for no pay and without the moral/ethical baggage of slave labor. The remaining labor jobs, such as electricians and programmers, will be in too small of a demand for slavery to be practical, and the nation will naturally abandon this most regrettable of institutions.

As such, I propose not a war, not an embargo, not an alliance, but a deal. Cornfederacy of Corn shall provide the Munkcestrian Republic with paid government contractors whose task will be to find the best way to transition the Munkcestrian economy from a slave-based one into a machine-based one, and to ensure such a transition occurs smoothly and safely. We wish not for the Munkcestrian people—free and slave alike—to suffer, and hope that their government accepts our offer to bring prosperity and progress to their nation. If Fenwick's government rejects our offer, however, we will have no choice but to leave them to their fate, and I cannot promise that their nation will survive, let alone defeat the coalition they have brought against themselves.

- The CCTEDC on behalf of the Cornfederacy of Corn.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

ICBM's were launched, flying low enough to be undetected but high enough to not crash and explode prematurely. the flag was covered up and the nation name aswell. the ICBM's landed in multiple Munkcestrian cities, blasting them to who knows where. atleast 67% of the total city population was killed in the least succesful blast

Munkchester responds to this poorly-disguised attack with having its space laser cannons burn Teh Enclave down to the earth's crust, killing everyone in that nation.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

Fenwick laughs. "Will the Sky Reavers ever stop TALKING about raiding and actually RAID, which they/Skyhooked have never done despite repeatedly threatening to do so?"

"Dude, didn't ya' watch the nightly news? They say, that several Munkcester trade ships with slaves have suddenly disappeared and ended up on the bottom of the ocean. Thankfully, our brave sailors have rescued all the slaves and cargo. As for the crew... oh, our sailors were drunk and forgot something. In the meantime, there is some group gathering near your location. You better check if your nukes are working... I am pretty sure they are. But you might just wanna check them. They can be malfunctioning, as one of my lovers whispered such a rumor to my ear. Are you feeling lucky now?"

George Fenwick points out that this is literally what he was talking about.

[Teh Enclave]

ICBM's were launched, flying low enough to be undetected but high enough to not crash and explode prematurely. the flag was covered up and the nation name aswell. the ICBM's landed in multiple Munkcestrian cities, blasting them to who knows where. atleast 67% of the total city population was killed in the least succesful blast

Munkchester responds to this poorly-disguised attack with having its space laser cannons burn Teh Enclave down to the earth's crust, killing everyone in that nation.

aight have fun being OP and ignored. im gonna pretend that didnt happen lololoollolololol

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

Munkchester responds to this poorly-disguised attack with having its space laser cannons burn Teh Enclave down to the earth's crust, killing everyone in that nation.

aight have fun being OP and ignored. im gonna pretend that didnt happen lololoollolololol

"If you can't take it, don't dish it out," says Lord President George Fenwick.

[The King Isle]

"Dude, didn't ya' watch the nightly news? They say, that several Munkcester trade ships with slaves have suddenly disappeared and ended up on the bottom of the ocean. Thankfully, our brave sailors have rescued all the slaves and cargo. As for the crew... oh, our sailors were drunk and forgot something. In the meantime, there is some group gathering near your location. You better check if your nukes are working... I am pretty sure they are. But you might just wanna check them. They can be malfunctioning, as one of my lovers whispered such a rumor to my ear. Are you feeling lucky now?"

George Fenwick points out that this is literally what he was talking about.

The King Isle will give certain Munkcestrian officials the Death penalty

[Sky Reavers]

George Fenwick points out that this is literally what he was talking about.

"Now, just look outside your window and see our warriors for yourself. Just look at the fires and hear the screams of your forces. And no, your ICBMs won't fly nowhere. My sneaky darling was a pretty talented cookie, mister Fen-Weak!"-Shawn Bjornson strongly suggests the stubborn Fenwick to see what is happening in Munkcester. Sky Reavers would finally start a raid, using their standard and highly unpredictable tactics of shock and awe with lots of wild card elements. Robots, Neon Suns and Battle Bonded warriors would inflict the first blow.

Whenver they could free the slaves, some of those would be given guns and granted a place among the Reaver ranks. Sky Reavers don't even know, where Munkcester got orbital lasers. They just sent a restored alien ship "Galactic Lady" to destroy them, before Teh Enclave is burned to the ground, hoping to get there in time, which they probably couldn't. They would still strike at them to ensure, they will never hurt anybody anymore.

[Teh Enclave]

aight have fun being OP and ignored. im gonna pretend that didnt happen lololoollolololol

"If you can't take it, don't dish it out," says Lord President George Fenwick.

if you cant take it dont try to be cool

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

George Fenwick points out that this is literally what he was talking about.

"Now, just look outside your window and see our warriors for yourself. Just look at the fires and hear the screams of your forces. And no, your ICBMs won't fly nowhere. My sneaky darling was a pretty talented cookie, mister Fen-Weak!"-Shawn Bjornson strongly suggests the stubborn Fenwick to see what is happening in Munkcester. Sky Reavers would finally start a raid, using their standard and highly unpredictable tactics of shock and awe with lots of wild card elements. Robots, Neon Suns and Battle Bonded warriors would inflict the first blow.

Whenver they could free the slaves, some of those would be given guns and granted a place among the Reaver ranks. Sky Reavers don't even know, where Munkcester got orbital lasers. They just sent a restored alien ship "Galactic Lady" to destroy them, before Teh Enclave is burned to the ground, hoping to get there in time, which they probably couldn't. They would still strike at them to ensure, they will never hurt anybody anymore.

The Galactic Lady is destroyed by the space laser cannon, which then launches targeted energy attacks at each and every Sky Reaver, frying them to death. Post losses.

[Teh Enclave]

George Fenwick points out that this is literally what he was talking about.

"Now, just look outside your window and see our warriors for yourself. Just look at the fires and hear the screams of your forces. And no, your ICBMs won't fly nowhere. My sneaky darling was a pretty talented cookie, mister Fen-Weak!"-Shawn Bjornson strongly suggests the stubborn Fenwick to see what is happening in Munkcester. Sky Reavers would finally start a raid, using their standard and highly unpredictable tactics of shock and awe with lots of wild card elements. Robots, Neon Suns and Battle Bonded warriors would inflict the first blow.

Whenver they could free the slaves, some of those would be given guns and granted a place among the Reaver ranks. Sky Reavers don't even know, where Munkcester got orbital lasers. They just sent a restored alien ship "Galactic Lady" to destroy them, before Teh Enclave is burned to the ground, hoping to get there in time, which they probably couldn't. They would still strike at them to ensure, they will never hurt anybody anymore.

thanks mate. since im pretending munkcester isnt trying to godmode, be op, and try to destroy me, im gonna say you succeded.

[Sky Reavers]

thanks mate. since im pretending munkcester isnt trying to godmode, be op, and try to destroy me, im gonna say you succeded.

Wait, why should Sky Reavers destroy Teh Enclave? Sure, they might have disagreements, but they are on one side in this battle.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

"If you can't take it, don't dish it out," says Lord President George Fenwick.

if you cant take it dont try to be cool

OOC: That makes no sense whatsoever

[Teh Enclave]

if you cant take it dont try to be cool

OOC: That makes no sense whatsoever

neither does you being able to kill millions with just one laser blast. you arent the death star bro.