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Lord President George Fenwick has announced a public holiday is to be held in Munkchester in honour of the war with DAB. 500 slaves will be sacrificed to the Munkcestrian god of war, God, since Munkchester is nominally Christian, as a prayer for their success in battle.

A fun run for a charity that enslaves orphans in war-torn regions of the world will also take place. Schools will have the day off. The international community is invited to comment or send representatives to the festivities.

One of the slaves has committed suicide. A replacement has been brought in.

The Wormfodder Delivery Service heavily denounces this action.
Calling this wannabe grand spirit a god is an extreme belittlement of Vermis Invictus, the Goddiest God of all dimensions, not to mention the Waste of useful slaves In-ju-määne-tey of this act.

The Wormfodder Delivery Service announces an embargo on Menkcestria

Wormfodder Delivery wrote:The Wormfodder Delivery Service heavily denounces this action.
Calling this wannabe grand spirit a god is an extreme belittlement of Vermis Invictus, the Goddiest God of all dimensions, not to mention the Waste of useful slaves In-ju-määne-tey of this act.

The Wormfodder Delivery Service announces an embargo on Menkcestria

Lord President George Fenwick tells the Wormfodder Delivery Service that it is actually "Munkchester", and they are embargoing the wrong nation.

Wait if the nation is Christian which commands that you follow God and only God, why are you worshiping a god of war?

Boss Deliveryworm sends a basket as a thanks and proceeds to embargo Munkchester correctly this time.

The Jamesian Republic wrote:Wait if the nation is Christian which commands that you follow God and only God, why are you worshiping a god of war?

OOC: It is clearly stated that the Munkcestrian god of war is God.

So, I'm confused, Does Munkchester give their Slaves a Higher standard of Living then their Home Country, Or do they sacrifice Slaves? You can't have it Both ways, and Both ways are Wrong.

Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:

The Jamesian Republic wrote:Wait if the nation is Christian which commands that you follow God and only God, why are you worshiping a god of war?

OOC: It is clearly stated that the Munkcestrian god of war is God.

Oh

Ortuqistan wrote:So, I'm confused, Does Munkchester give their Slaves a Higher standard of Living then their Home Country, Or do they sacrifice Slaves? You can't have it Both ways, and Both ways are Wrong.

Technically these two things are not mutually exclusive...

Ortuqistan wrote:So, I'm confused, Does Munkchester give their Slaves a Higher standard of Living then their Home Country, Or do they sacrifice Slaves? You can't have it Both ways, and Both ways are Wrong.

Actually, it's not mutually exclusive.

The King Isle will give certain Munkcestrian officals The Death penalty

Reneshia wishes to know whether the slaves that are being sacrificed are white skinned or not. If they are, then Reneshia requests them to be spared and transported to Reneshia, and in return the Reneshian government shall provide some African slaves to be executed.

OOC: I know that this post is very very racist, but then, this is what I made this nation for. None of these are my RL views and are just a parody.

Reneshia wrote:Reneshia wishes to know whether the slaves that are being sacrificed are white skinned or not. If they are, then Reneshia requests them to be spared and transported to Reneshia, and in return the Reneshian government shall provide some African slaves to be executed.

OOC: I know that this post is very very racist, but then, this is what I made this nation for. None of these are my RL views and are just a parody.

Munkchester is not a racist country. It does not discriminate in slavery.

We offer full and unconditional support for this sacrifice, and, if allowed, will send 200 "slaves" (Political Prisoners) over as a sign of good will.

The Federation sends its regrets that you were neglected as a child and suggests therapy as a possible alternative to your desperate cries for attention.

Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:

Reneshia wrote:Reneshia wishes to know whether the slaves that are being sacrificed are white skinned or not. If they are, then Reneshia requests them to be spared and transported to Reneshia, and in return the Reneshian government shall provide some African slaves to be executed.

OOC: I know that this post is very very racist, but then, this is what I made this nation for. None of these are my RL views and are just a parody.

Munkchester is not a racist country. It does not discriminate in slavery.

The Reneshian authorities warn that executing white slaves can lead to break down of ties between Reneshia and Munkcestria. Reneshian authorities may use force to free the white slaves.

Where are these slaves procured from? Did they give up a good fight? Do they get to fight for their lives? Because if you're just sacrificing broken, defenseless people you rounded up randomly, that is a great way to lose the favor of a god of war. A god of war will want strong fighters worthy of sacrifice.

Xanthal wrote:The Federation sends its regrets that you were neglected as a child and suggests therapy as a possible alternative to your desperate cries for attention.

Munkchester appreciates these wise remarks from such a venerable nation.

Reneshia wrote:The Reneshian authorities warn that executing white slaves can lead to break down of ties between Reneshia and Munkcestria. Reneshian authorities may use force to free the white slaves.

Munkchester stands and will stand against racism.

The government of Mackiland is very pleased to hear about the slave sacrifice in Munkcestrian Republic and the glorious leader Makto Maktavish asks the leader of Munkcestrian Republic if it's possible Mackilandian slaves to be forced to travel there as our 200 slaves are about to be sacrificed for the fun performance as it will be live streamed online.

Munkcestrian RepubIic wrote:Munkchester stands and will stand against racism.

Makto Maktavish approves the message of Munkchester and orders all the white racist people to be executed.