Lecture Hall 111, Scuab Campus, University of Fortham.
Aai Aoi.
When I had first come here, people had thought me to be a Spiorad – the large bunny ears had been a dead giveaway. I was a Migakemujara, though, from a lovely country known as the Realm of Okunaratsuru.
Much like the Spiorad, we not only had animal features, but also the effective immortality. I used the time given to me by the Gods to study as much as I could and to this end, I had signed up for a student exchange with the University of Fortham in the Free Lands.
I was not the only exchange student, who had found his or her way into Lecture Hall 111 on this Monday Morning. I saw a few Kyrenaians, a Jalidi, a Lillo and quite a few people from nations even I had most likely never heard of.
Like all of them, I stayed at the Sócúlagh Inn, a good house with good food.
It was only a few moments until this first lecture started, Introduction to Selkie History, mandatory for all exchange students, no matter which Faculty they were part of. And there he was already, the tall and relatively impressive form of Professor Leonard Eagrasí of the Tribe of Wicklow.
He headed this exchange programme and was responsible, both for the programme and this lecture.
He moved to the lectern at the end of the room and cleared his throat. The assembly fell silent.
“Good morning, everyone. I hope, that you all settled in well and are ready to face this Trimester.”, he began and looked at all of us – I felt as if his eyes were boring directly into me. “Now, allow me to use the first half of this lecture for a bit of administrative work, we will tackle the general periods of Selkie-History after questions and a short break.
Now, first of all – welcome to the UoF!” He raised both arms as if to hug us all, a smile on his face. “I have been on student exchanges myself when I was about your age and let me tell you... the next few months will be very exciting for you. You will not only learn about the Selkie and us from first hand, but also you will teach, us about you, especially in the seminars. You will discuss, fight for your opinions, hear other views and especially listen, but you will also get to know these lands.”
He let a beat pass.
“Now, to that end, the UoF has called upon our students for volunteers.”, he said and motioned for the first row to come up to the stage, all of which were not foreign exchange students. “These are the Elaisi, your, for the lack of a better word, guides. They will be your persons of contact and they are there to help you, in case you don't know your way anymore. I am sure, that some of them will also drag you to the odd party.”
There was a round of laughs, I snorted in amusement as well.
“Ladies and gentlemen, please introduce yourselves.”
There was a small bit of shuffling until a tall young man stepped forward, black hair with a few silver streaks, strong arms and self-confidence in his step as he made a step forward and bowed his head: “I am Finnegan Bobharún of the Tribe of Galway.”, he introduced himself and rose again, “I am a member of the Marcach Team, sixth Trimester of History and I look forward to work with you all.”
Next came another young man: “Duncan Ostagha of the Tribe of Laois.”, he said, “Third Trimester of History, Master's Programme, in addition to Didactics. I am with the Swimmer Team's Reserve, so those of you, who are part of that... you know, where to find me.”
The first woman was in her mid-thirties, a mature woman with black hair, brown eyes and a motherly aura: “Good morning. I am Fiona Lánabí of the Tribe of Laois.“
With that said, she stepped back into the row and left the next one to look at her a bit surprised and shrugged. Another round of laughs as the next one stepped forward, another woman, a brunette with a soft smile and a soft voice.
“I am Aileen Lománocht of the Tribe of Fermanagh.”, she said, “I know, that some of you are with the Gardening Group, so we will see each other, but for the rest... please don't hesitate to approach me, if you need to.”
The next was a young man: “Hi, I am Aonghus Bádlatamóra of the Tribe of Sligo.“, he introduced himself, “If any of you need a recommendation for a good inn... the Sócúlagh is good, but there are better inns around.”
“Someone has the priorities sorted, I see.”, the Professor commented drily, then motioned to the last in line, a cheerful-looking blonde.
There was a spring in her step, as she stepped forward: “Hi, I am Amy Eitpheil of the Tribe of Cavan. Unlike the majority, I actually don't belong into History, but Agronomy. Please don't hesitate to approach me either way!”
“Thank you all for your help.”, the Professor told the students, who bowed their heads again and wanted to leave the stage, but he kept them. “No, no, remain for a moment.” He turned to the exchange students. “These people are there to help you. They are your persons of contact for anything not related to the University. Don't hesitate if the need arises. We had situations in the past, where this was needed and I would like for you all to remember your time here fondly, not as the time you got stabbed or something because you were in the wrong part of town.” There was a small pause, then the Professor nodded. “You can be seated now, please exchange phone numbers later.”
A minute passed until the Professor could be sure, that he had our attention again.
“Next point of order, your Student IDs.”, he said and held up a pack of credit-card sized, well, cards. “We will hand them out after the lecture, at the door, so please remain for a moment. A small note on the sideline, they allow you free use of public transport and free entrance into a lot of places, including the City's public swimming pool. Some inns also offer happy hours for students, taking these cards as proof of student-dom.” He let a beat pass. “They also are important for getting books from the University Library, which is an excellent transition to...”
A man stood up, tall and dressed in a suit. His long hair was open, his face strict as he stepped to the lectern.
“...me, I'd presume.”, he said and looked at us: “Áed Festas of the Tribe of Antrim. I am the head of the University Library. As we had that issue in the past, please be careful with the books you borrow and use the appropriate systems. If you need help, and yes, we had that case once before, please don't threaten to burn the whole library down, or even try to, but ask either at the front desk or one of the employees working there.” He let a beat pass. “Please also make use of the online catalogue, it will help you to find books you need.” He looked to the Elaisi. “If you need help finding the Library, or one of the branches, ask Mister Bádlatamóra. I am reliably informed, that he knows, where they all are.”
The young man nodded. “There's a good inn next to the Agronomy Library.”
“And now you know, why.”, the older man said and looked into the assembly. “If he can't help you either, the website has their addresses and you most likely smartphones with a map application.” He looked at his notes for a moment, then nodded. “That'd be all from me, though I will stick around if there are any questions.”
Professor Eagrasí came back and nodded.
“Thank you, Áed.”, he said and looked back at us, “Now, it was already spoken about, but Clubs – they meet at appointed times, the Morning Sport Group is 7 a.m. every morning, for example, and the Swimmer Team is at 3 p.m.. Please make sure, if you joined any, that you know when and where.”, he added and I smiled slightly. I was with the Sailing Team Reserves, so I knew, that it was 3 in the afternoon, every day I could. The Professor continued: “Fridays are generally lecture free, but don't take that as an invitation to slack off – homework needs to be done.”
He looked sternly at all of us.
I heard someone swallow deeply.
“Now...” Professor Eagrasí clapped into his hands. “...are there any questions?”