AVON 90|EJM (WorldVision Song Contest 90)

by **Auphelia** » Sun May 23, 2021 5:53 pm

The Auphelian Jury Votes

The Jury Votes

"Hmph. Take your points, you culturally inferior mongrels. We will list you from worst to least awful. Listen as best you can, given you are clearly deaf."

"Malta Comino Bozo, you have the breath of a half-bred mule."

"Greater Korean Juche Republic, your face is disappointing and bad."

"Pemecutan, you serve no purpose to the greater collective."

"Waisnor, no one will ever love you."

"Beepee, I'm not angry, I am disappointed."

Crustyland, your mother is a whore."

"Mister X, you are a whore."

"This concludes the Auphelian broadcast. May your dreams be filled with endless visions of your torturous downfall."

by **Not Auphelia** » Sun May 23, 2021 8:28 pm

Not Auphelian Votes

Ali Cross, Not Auphelian Presenter for the 90th Worldvision Song Contest
Ali Cross is a Not Auphelian folk singer whose distinctive voice and noted brilliance on the violin have made her a celebrated figure in the folk and bluegrass musical communities, with a career spanning decades.

"Greetings, Worldvision community! We would like to extend a hearty congratulations to all of the talented contestants who took part in this edition and thank them ever so much for their brilliant music. It has been an honour for our nation to debut during this season filled with intense competition. You all certainly haven't made it easy for our national jury to decide, but nevertheless we are ready to present to you our top ten entries in the 90th Worldvision Song Contest!

"In tenth place we have Saviera, receiving one point.

In ninth place we have Eljida, receiving two points.

In eight place we have New Douria, receiving three points.

In seventh place we have Adab, receiving four points.

In sixth place we have Scotatrova, receiving five points.

In fifth place we have Caryton, receiving six points.

In fourth place we have Crustyland, receiving seven points.

"And now we come to the final three. These nations have absolutely blown us away with their musical efforts and we are so pleased to reward them for it.

Beepee!

Waisnor!

Grand Korean Juche Republic!

by **Todlichebujoku** » Mon May 24, 2021 2:11 am

TÖDLICHEBUJOKI VOTES

HATTUU-FUNI, latest winner of the "New Top Talent" SPS award

Hello everyone, well, I'm here with the Tödlichebujoki votes. Very interesting contest we have this edition, and it looks like.. oh nice. Well, I'll announce the top three then.

8 points go to... BRITONISEA!
10 points go to... ACHAEAN REPUBLIC!!
And finally, huh, 12 points go to... LLALTA!?!??!!!!

Well then! Good night, good luck.

by **Kalosia** » Mon May 24, 2021 8:01 am

30/35 voting
KALOSIA

AIDA, Kalosian singer and co-winner of the 52nd WorldVision Song Contest

Bonëserë, buenas noches Avon! So delighted to be with you tonight in such a great show! Without further ado, here are the results of the Kalosian jury.

10 Eljida
08 Mister X
07 Not Auphelia
06 Llalta
05 Britonisea
04 Beepee
03 Waisnor
02 Saviera
01 Northern Beepee

And finally, our 12 points go to...

Congratulations!

by **Saviera** » Mon May 24, 2021 8:09 am

Saviera's entrant this edition is Water, The Forgotten Element. Well, which elements are remembered, you ask? Earth, Wind, and Fire. They are also announcing Saviera's points this edition. They say: Good evening Avon, do you remember? A-i-ai, here are Saviera's votes:

1 point goes to Faraby!
2 points go to Natanya!
3 points go to Crustyland!
4 points go to Kyritakia!
5 points go to Fromulya!
6 points go to Placely Placington!
7 points go to Not Auphelia!
8 points go to Carrelie!
9 points go to God-Blessed Saviera!
10 points go to Zamboodle!
11 points go to God-Blessed Saviera!
12 points go to Rhim Flavezztowland!

Thank you and God bless Saviera!!!

by **Natanya** » Mon May 24, 2021 11:16 am

Natanya Votes!

Good evening Avon! I am Aylexa Gaudaurex coming live from Natanya with the votes of the Natanyan professional jury. Here's our first sets of points..

1 point to Volstranistania
2 points to Not Auphelia
3 points to Eljida
4 points to Crustyland
5 points to Britonisea
6 points to Kalosia
7 points to Beepee

Our 8 points go to New Douria

Our 10 points go to Adab,

And finally, the full, crucial 12 points go to......

Pemecutan!

Thank you for the wonderful night, goodbye!

by **Teesdexxia** » Mon May 24, 2021 11:34 am

Teesdexxian Jury

"Good evening Elejamie, this is Teedexxia calling. Per usual it's me, Jenny Rose, presenting our results. Here's the lower votes from the Teesdexxian Jury..."

1 point to Norrp
2 points to Pemecutan
3 points to Alezian Union
4 points to Greater Korean Juche Republic
5 points to Saviera
6 points to Crustyland
7 points to Not Auphelia

"And moving on to the Teesdexxian top 3...

8 points go to Britonisea,

10 points go to Eljida,

and finally, the Teesdexxian juries 12 points goes to the wonderful......

Thank you and good night WorldVision!

by **Axuva** » Mon May 24, 2021 11:47 am

01 MCG
02 Faraby
03 Northern Beepee
04 Nekoni
05 Kalosia
06 Achean Republic
07 Alezian Union
08 Adab
10 Llalta
12 Britonisea

by **Elejamie** » Mon May 24, 2021 12:09 pm

"Hello? Antenovaria? ¿Buenas noches? Is everything OK?" Andrea Perez asked as she tried to get in contact with the one jury who had yet to vote

"I don't think they're there, Andrea." Yoni Maenilon said, trying to break the bad news to his co-host.

"Them's the breaks." Nick said before he turned around on the spot to face a camera. "Anyway, with 34 juries giving us their votes and not any time for any more, we'll have to bring up the results we've already gotten. And let's just say that there's been a bit of a change, ladies and gentlemen and everyone else. Let's take a loook at them now!"

Click the scoreboard above to see a bigger version. Also the reason why I haven't included the red triangle of disqualification is because I plan on making the whole DQ thing officially part of the televote, as mentioned below.

"So, as you can see, Britonisea had the best song with the juries as they game them a combined total of 124 points." Nick carried on, unnecessarily explaining everything but then again he was in character as his Saturgay Night counterpart so it kind of made sense. "Next up is our former leader Malta Comino Gozo, slipping down to second with 121. Then it's Pemecutan holding steady with 108 points. Next up it's-"

"I think the audience can clearly see what's going on, Nick!" Andrea said, her tone of voice making it obvious that it was just a joke. The audience laughed anyway and even Nick got a chuckle out of it.

"That's true, that's true."

Yoni clapped his hands and shook them a little bit when they made contact with each other. "So I guess that means there's only one thing left. The televote."

"Si, eso es correcto." Andrea chimed in with a bit of Spanish, because why not.

"Will Britonisea hold steady and get another win? Will Malta Comino Gozo bounce back and get back to back wins? Will someone else win it entirely?" Nick there, asking all the important questions. "Dim the lights, stick around, we'll bring you the results and the disqualification. Don't go anywhere."

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 1:20 pm

After a brief intermission, we return to the three hosts who were all smiling and getting ready to reveal the televoting results. There was also a bit of applause, with Nick nodding and saying his thanks as he waited for it to die down. "Well, here we are. We've reached the televoting portion of the evening and we're ready to give our results."

"But, before we do that," Yoni chimed in. "We have to give out our disqualification. I'm sorry..."

There were some collective "Aww"s resonating from the crowd as a familiar sound played over the sound system. Once it came to an end, there was a small round of applause. Nick even joined in before he leaned on his podium. "But we can't let you leave empty handed, Antenovaria. We here at ETV have prepared a special wooden spoon for you to take home to remind you of your time here in Avon. Have a safe trip."

Apologies in advance to the mods or anyone else who thinks I'm mass bumping. There's a good reason for it.

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 1:38 pm

"And now we get to the nul pointers. Cero puntos." Andrea then said, smiling into the cameras as it then cut over to her. In the other box, it showed the triangle that originally displayed the previous nations points turning red with each number having a black outline. "The unlucky nations to have failed to have scored a single point with our viewing public."

"That's right, Andrea." Yoni said. "And there have been two nations unlucky enough to meet this fate. They are..."

Another sound played over the sound system as we then cut to both Wynan Schitt and Blaintant Propaganda reacting to their scores. Nick was shaking his head a little bit but kept his general demeanour. "Luckily, ladies and gentlemen, they came away with six and nineteen points respectively! A round of applause!" Right on cue the audience applauded and, a few seconds later, Nick clicked his fingers. "Now let's see what our next set of points will be."

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 1:52 pm

After a round of applause broke out from the crowd as we then cut over to our three hosts. "Now we get onto the countries who were fortunate enough to get some love from you guys." Yoni said, raising both of his index fingers for a little bit of emphasis. In the meantime, a couple of triangles that were pointing the other way from the middle row (but had all zeros on them) hit the Placely Placington and Vartugia's text and the two downwards triangles on the other side pulsated but didn't change. "To save time, we'll reveal these next two together. Are you ready?"

We then see their entrants react accordingly along with the audience. Fortunately, there wasn't a sound this time. After a round of applause we then return to the hosts who stood by their podiums and waited for it all to die down. "OK, let's bring up the next set of votes." Nick said.

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 1:58 pm

Once the applause had died down and the televote animation played, except this time the score triangle actually changed the score and saw nations move up and down accordingly, Andrea spoke up again. "And next up, with 35 points - treinta y cino puntos - it's a massive jump in televoting scores we know but it's ..."

Once again, we see D-IAMOND reacting to the score she was given and a round of applause. Even the hosts joined in and applauded for her. While that was going on, Yoni spoke again. "Next batch please."

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 2:04 pm

Same thing as last time. The applause died down, the animation played and the results changed accordingly. After a few seconds of silence with the tense music playing in the background, Yoni spoke up. "We have a two way tie here, both for 36 points. Dri sis pont. So give a round of applause for..."

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 2:10 pm

Altan Okyar and the Shirleyton Trio reacted to their points as they were given a round of applause for their efforts. The usual happened and then we returned to the hosts. Nick cleared his throat before he spoke up again. "Next up, we have the lucky nation who received 39 televote points. So please put your hands together for..."

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 2:15 pm

Water, The Forgotten Element reacted to their score as they were given a round of applause. Hopefully the audience will make an effort to remember them. Once that died down and the next batch of votes were ready, Andrea spoke up. "Another two way tie but this time it's for 44 points. And they are going to..."

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 2:25 pm

Varøka Salona, Peer Nostalgia and Rei Pavro all reacted to their scores, with the audience not only applauding as usual but offering their condolences for the last artist on that list. But then again maybe his nation will do a lot better next time. Anything could happen after all. One that died down, it was Yoni's turn. They now seemed to have a bit of a pattern going now. "We've got our next batch and they're going to a newcomer. 52 points are going to..."

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 2:31 pm

Charles O'Hara got a big round of applause there as he reacted to his score and the animation played. A few seconds later, we then went back to Nick. "Well done, well done. It may not be much but at least it should be the start of greatness." After a woo from the crowd, Nick then carried on with his spiel. "53 points now. One point ahead but one nation beyond as it's going to..."

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 2:35 pm

Gilded Youth reacted to her score underneath a round of applause as the animation played in another box. Andrea then stood up and smiled at the camera as it was now her turn. "And we add another one. With cinquenta y cuatro puntos, 54 points for those who no habla español, we have..."

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 2:40 pm

You know the drill by now regarding Tropical'd Chocolate. Once that was over with, we return to Yoni. "It keeps happening, everyone. With 55 points from the viewing public but our first total score in three digits, it's..."

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 2:46 pm

A whole load of cheers erupted for Elisa Paola as she reacted to her nation's final score. Who would've expected that a nation best known for its marine wildlife causing havoc would end up sending a tune so contemporary and so professional? Once they died down, we then see Nick getting ready before he spoke up. "Still in the hundreds now and still going up by one, ladies and gentlemen and everyone else in between. With 56 televoting points, we have... bum-da-da-dum!"

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 2:50 pm

Magnolia reacted accordingly as she received her applause. It wasn't as huge as for the performer before her but it was still hearty enough to make her feel loved. Nick gave his own applause as Andrea smiled at the camera. "And now for something completely different. With 60 televoting points, we have..."

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 2:56 pm

Analina reacted to her scoreline, she received her round of applause and the animation played. Once the applause died down, we then cut over to Yoni, announcing this set of televote points. "Our last two-digit scoreline for the evening, man faman. With a grand total of 63 televoting points, give a round of applause to..."

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 3:07 pm

The Hoyden Triplets received their applause and reacted to it while the animation played. After that, Nick rested his hand on his podium and drummed his fingers a little bit before he spoke, though he kept his pose. "From here on in, we're in three digits for total points.. At least one hundred and something total, if you catch my drift. And, with 64 televote points, we have..."

by **Elejamie** » Tue May 25, 2021 3:14 pm

Ent3r Key (Entthreer Key?) got a round of applause as he showed his apprection towards the crowd and the animation played. After we cut away from him, we return to the hosts and the applause eventually dying down. The camera was now focusing on Andrea as she spoke. "We're back to going up by one now. With 65 total points, dames y caballeros, it's..."

AVON 90|EJM (WorldVision Song Contest 90)

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