SoMac Christmas Fete [OOC II, Closed]

[Cartel Incorporado Mexicano]

_{definitely not something that i wrote right now to provide the illusion that im more complete with my shitty post/lore sperg that i keep setting unrealistic goals to avoid the fact that i suck at writing and that i should stop being such a self-destructive cunt}

"The feeling of tension in the air was never-ending. One could almost feel, almost sense, that someone was going to get shot. Yet still, who could have thought the KKK was in kahoots with the IRA? Was it even surprising? Who knows.

Regardless, that son of a bitch won't leave me alone. He thinks that by dragging me to his level of degeneracy would somehow lead to Lechia rising from the ashes once more. That by bringing the horsemen back, by becoming morally-depraved psychopathic shells of our former selves, that would be enough to satisfy whatever Pan-Slavic myth he believes in now.

I have to stay sane, I have to keep her alright, I can't let him get to her at all.

Please, someone, anyone, tell him to go fuck himself, please.

Get him out of my head."

He wanted to write more, yet he couldn't. He looked over to his left to make sure she was alright. Thankfully, she was, she was still struggling to sleep, but other than that, she was fine.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Good morning. Another day, another day of waiting for the skin theft to actually happen and not just conversations between-- sorry, got off topic there.

[Langenia]

Good morning. Another day, another day of waiting for the skin theft to actually happen and not just conversations between-- sorry, got off topic there.

Post will be up today if my body decides not to act up.

[Langenia]

Post is up.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Reply will hopefully be up by tonight. _{Ross may just excuse himself from the conversation before Furia gets started.}

[Kiu Ghesik]

does he miss ari yet

[Socialist Macronesia]

does he miss ari yet (Image)

<sub>first of all, that smiley is unsettling as fuck

secondly, yes

thirdly, HOW THE HELL DO WE GET ARI OFF THE STEALTH BO--</sub>

[Langenia]

does he miss ari yet (Image)

<sub>first of all, that smiley is unsettling as fuck

secondly, yes

thirdly, HOW THE HELL DO WE GET ARI OFF THE STEALTH BO--</sub>

Stealth bomber?

[Main Nation Ministry]

Most importantly, how are we going to save Ari's life?

[Imperial-Octavia]

Most importantly, how are we going to save Ari's life?

Jane isn't planning on killing Ari yet, she just wants some skin

[Kiu Ghesik]

Most importantly, how are we going to save Ari's life?

Jane isn't planning on killing Ari yet, she just wants some skin

sk e e n

[Socialist Macronesia]

<sub>first of all, that smiley is unsettling as fuck

secondly, yes

thirdly, HOW THE HELL DO WE GET ARI OFF THE STEALTH BO--</sub>

Stealth bomber?

--at. Unless you're suggesting we use a stealth bomber. I see you've graduated from the United Nations Peacekeeper School of Hostage Negotiations.

Jane isn't planning on killing Ari yet, she just wants some skin

sk e e n

t h a t d o e s n o t a n s w e r m y f u c k i n g q u e s t i o n k i u d o n t m a k e m e l a s e r a r i

[Kiu Ghesik]

sk e e n

t h a t d o e s n o t a n s w e r m y f u c k i n g q u e s t i o n k i u d o n t m a k e m e l a s e r a r i

all things in good time uwu

[Langenia]

Stealth bomber?

--at. Unless you're suggesting we use a stealth bomber. I see you've graduated from the United Nations Peacekeeper School of Hostage Negotiations.

lEt'S uSe bOtH!

[Main Nation Ministry]

all things in good time uwu

Ari tries to use the Lord of the Flies threat on Jane, but Jane wants that skin.

[Socialist Macronesia]

t h a t d o e s n o t a n s w e r m y f u c k i n g q u e s t i o n k i u d o n t m a k e m e l a s e r a r i

all things in good time uwu

<sub>I will do it. I will not hesitate to femboy your Ari.

Feyris would approve.</sub>

[Kiu Ghesik]

all things in good time uwu

<sub>I will do it. I will not hesitate to femboy your Ari.

Feyris would approve.</sub>

unfortunately for you, i enjoy tempting fate.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

<sub>I will do it. I will not hesitate to femboy your Ari.

Feyris would approve.</sub>

unfortunately for you, i enjoy tempting fate.

FEMBOYARIFEMBOYARI

*It's like Ari gets lasered and becomes a M A N L Y M A N*

[Kiu Ghesik]

unfortunately for you, i enjoy tempting fate.

FEMBOYARIFEMBOYARI

*It's like Ari gets lasered and becomes a M A N L Y M A N*

_{legally all catbois have to be femboys
thus ari would be a femboy}

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

FEMBOYARIFEMBOYARI

*It's like Ari gets lasered and becomes a M A N L Y M A N*

_{legally all catbois have to be femboys
thus ari would be a femboy}

_{DOES THIS MEAN LASERED WILHELM WOULD BE A BUTCH LESBIAN}

[Kiu Ghesik]

_{legally all catbois have to be femboys
thus ari would be a femboy}

_{DOES THIS MEAN LASERED WILHELM WOULD BE A BUTCH LESBIAN}

:eye:

<sub>yes

yes it does</sub>

[Socialist Macronesia]

I was going to comment on this thread at some point... but then I got distracted because somebody next to me at lunch was wearing a genuine fucking maid outfit.

Yes, I got distracted.

[Langenia]

I was going to comment on this thread at some point... but then I got distracted because somebody next to me at lunch was wearing a genuine fucking maid outfit. I got distracted.

I....have no words.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

I was going to comment on this thread at some point... but then I got distracted because somebody next to me at lunch was wearing a genuine fucking maid outfit. I got distracted.

I....have no words.

Welcome to the 21^st century.

*Toasts*

[Main Nation Ministry]

I was going to comment on this thread at some point... but then I got distracted because somebody next to me at lunch was wearing a genuine fucking maid outfit.

Yes, I got distracted.

Maid uniform Ari in Primavera when?