SoMac Christmas Fete [OOC II, Closed]

[Imperial-Octavia]

my post is coming tonight
i've got motivation again

skin theft time

[Kiu Ghesik]

hey somac, what color were Ross' eyes again?

[Socialist Macronesia]

hey somac, what color were Ross' eyes again?

huey lewis's eyes are blue. so are mine, by the way.

[Kiu Ghesik]

hey somac, what color were Ross' eyes again?

huey lewis's eyes are blue. so are mine, by the way.

i see

[Socialist Macronesia]

huey lewis's eyes are blue. so are mine, by the way.

i see

why is that an I see? what really should concern you is that fact that I'm breaking out this bad boy

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

huey lewis's eyes are blue. so are mine, by the way.

i see

Eye see two

[Main Nation Ministry]

Eye see two

WF. Coda, pls. Or Alistair will get scooter ankle.

[Kiu Ghesik]

bost
it existe

_{(may or may not be practice for me writing actual romance eventually, uwu)}

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Eye see two

WF. Coda, pls. Or Alistair will get scooter ankle.

He'll get the what?

[Socialist Macronesia]

bost
it existe

_{(may or may not be practice for me writing actual romance eventually, uwu)}

Octavia, you're up. Skin theft time.

[Main Nation Ministry]

He'll get the what?

Scooter ankle is when you whip the scooter around and it hits your ankle. Causes the most unbearable pain imaginable. Similar to the femur breaker.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Poor Ari..

First, she got the shit beaten out of her by some brainwashed woman in a furry outfit. Now, she's about to get her skin possibly stolen.

[Imperial-Octavia]

IT IS SKIN THEFT HOURS after I take my shower

[Socialist Macronesia]

Langenia, if you make "Ari" have to interrupt this conversation and drag Ross off... then I will do nothing, because that's already probably what's going to happen.

_{have we figured out how we're getting Ari off the stealth boat yet}

[Cartel Incorporado Mexicano]

so uhhh

you guys wanna hear something funny?

[Kiu Ghesik]

do tell.

[Cartel Incorporado Mexicano]

so uhhhhhh

probably isn't funny at all

i feel like an asshole for talking about this right now

but uhhhhhh

about a few days ago,i went on a walk across a park that's near my house, i wanted to ignore some shit that happened the day prior, and i noticed a river, a small one at that, was flowing near the park.

case in point, now not only do i know the perfect area to off myself if I choose to do it, but i only navigated it for that purpose

fuck

[Kiu Ghesik]

you're correct, that's not funny at all. please reach out first if you feel like that again, okay, mi amigo?

[Cartel Incorporado Mexicano]

you're correct, that's not funny at all. please reach out first if you feel like that again, okay, mi amigo?

alright.

would add something else, but other than that

is anyone interested in a bit of vandalism of a shitty car?

[Imperial-Octavia]

Part 2 of skin theft is up

so uhhhhhh

probably isn't funny at all

i feel like an asshole for talking about this right now

but uhhhhhh

about a few days ago,i went on a walk across a park that's near my house, i wanted to ignore some shit that happened the day prior, and i noticed a river, a small one at that, was flowing near the park.

case in point, now not only do i know the perfect area to off myself if I choose to do it, but i only navigated it for that purpose

fuck

I don't want to sound condescending or anything but you really should seek some help man.

[Cartel Incorporado Mexicano]

so uhhhhhh

probably isn't funny at all

i feel like an asshole for talking about this right now

but uhhhhhh

about a few days ago,i went on a walk across a park that's near my house, i wanted to ignore some shit that happened the day prior, and i noticed a river, a small one at that, was flowing near the park.

case in point, now not only do i know the perfect area to off myself if I choose to do it, but i only navigated it for that purpose

fuck

I don't want to sound condescending or anything but you really should seek some help man.

You didn't sound condescending at all, really.

I've been trying to seek help, yet finding a therapist has taken a while.

I'll have to wait for a bit longer.

the rate of finding one is basically this, but worse

[Kiu Ghesik]

post in response tomorrow, hopefully
in the meantime
spoiler

"The plan was to take your head and turn it into a smore, bitch."

[Imperial-Octavia]

post in response tomorrow, hopefully
in the meantime
spoiler

"The plan was to take your head and turn it into a smore, bitch."

That was definitely worth a chuckle surprised Ari is so composed about the robot thing though

[Kiu Ghesik]

post in response tomorrow, hopefully
in the meantime
spoiler

That was definitely worth a chuckle surprised Ari is so composed about the robot thing though

oh, she's
she's not
she's just decided that this is all a dim sum and tropical heat induced nightmare and she's asleep in Ross' lap on Christmas Eve, because no way is this insane evening ending with a fucking robot of all things kidnapping her and coating her in artificial blood
she will thus proceed to bulli kanu

[Imperial-Octavia]

That was definitely worth a chuckle surprised Ari is so composed about the robot thing though

oh, she's
she's not
she's just decided that this is all a dim sum and tropical heat induced nightmare and she's asleep in Ross' lap on Christmas Eve, because no way is this insane evening ending with a fucking robot of all things kidnapping her and coating her in artificial blood
she will thus proceed to bulli kanu

yeah that's fair enough