SoMac Christmas Fete [OOC II, Closed]

[Main Nation Ministry]

Chanel N^o. 5.
No.
Twelve thousand crowns of lapis blue Givenchy silk, tulle, and lace.
No.
Daenerys Targaryen braids.
No.
Lights and warmth and music and the susurration of voices around you.
No, gods, please-
Feeling her next to you, holding her-
No!
Black lace under a fuzzy bathrobe and the look on her face when you-
NO!
Teasing and playing and finally having her-
I SAID NO!
Love and lust colliding and feeling her intertwined with you and that one final delicious, aching, crashing moment of-
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD, YOU PSYCHOPATHIC NYMPHOMANIAC SUCCUBUS BITCH-

Rol and Paris need some wholesomeness. Not pain.

[Brettenwald]

The return of Pawris would not be beneficial to the man's mental health, let's just say that much.

[Kiu Ghesik]

I am aware, which is why it would be a bad idea
_{this series is notorious for producing bad ideas}

[Socialist Macronesia]

The return of Pawris would not be beneficial to the man's mental health, let's just say that much.

Well, he's not going to out-crazy Nate, now is he?

[Main Nation Ministry]

Well, he's not going to out-crazy Nate, now is he?

Leader: Hold my beer.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Well, he's not going to out-crazy Nate, now is he?

Leader: Hold my beer.

Alastair: *Drinks the entire bottle in one gulp*

[Socialist Macronesia]

Leader: Hold my beer.

Alastair: *Drinks the entire bottle in one gulp*

if I'm being honest here, the alastair joke's kind of dead now. people on F7 liked him when he first came out and he was actually funny because there weren't that many drunken, shakespeare quoting world leaders in NS. and there isn't really any more now. but I digress. anyway, personally, I find it mildly irritating nowadays. Alastair as a character may have developed somewhat, but he's still largely the same. furthermore, you insist upon putting him in almost every conversation people have, be it in F7 or here. he may have been popular in the past when he was new, but nowadays it feels like the same jokes over and over again.

I understand it's hard to write a new character... but come on, man, it's been a year since Alastair came out, and you've hardly developed any other characters. Maybe wilhelm, maybe marie, but other than that, the plot of WF is carried entirely by alastair. you haven't even posted in the IC thread in months. whatever happened to rhonda? or whatever the DJ's name was?

call me a cynic... but you do have to update your brand once in a while. right now, alastair is merely a crutch for you to fall back onto. you need to work on other things or you'll only be known for shakespeare and alastair. if that's what you want, keep on. but alastair isn't very funny anymore, and people don't want to keep hearing the same alcoholism jokes over and over for another year, you feel me?

am I saying you have to ditch him? no, but you need to branch out more.

please don't think i'm an asshole.

/rant

[Kiu Ghesik]

:eye:

[Imperial-Octavia]

:eye:

What are we eyeing

[Kiu Ghesik]

bretten's bos

[Imperial-Octavia]

Oh I see

now where's the post

[Main Nation Ministry]

I literally don't know what to post for Zlata or Jerald. Send help.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Alastair: *Drinks the entire bottle in one gulp*

if I'm being honest here, the alastair joke's kind of dead now. people on F7 liked him when he first came out and he was actually funny because there weren't that many drunken, shakespeare quoting world leaders in NS. and there isn't really any more now. but I digress. anyway, personally, I find it mildly irritating nowadays. Alastair as a character may have developed somewhat, but he's still largely the same. furthermore, you insist upon putting him in almost every conversation people have, be it in F7 or here. he may have been popular in the past when he was new, but nowadays it feels like the same jokes over and over again.

I understand it's hard to write a new character... but come on, man, it's been a year since Alastair came out, and you've hardly developed any other characters. Maybe wilhelm, maybe marie, but other than that, the plot of WF is carried entirely by alastair. you haven't even posted in the IC thread in months. whatever happened to rhonda? or whatever the DJ's name was?

call me a cynic... but you do have to update your brand once in a while. right now, alastair is merely a crutch for you to fall back onto. you need to work on other things or you'll only be known for shakespeare and alastair. if that's what you want, keep on. but alastair isn't very funny anymore, and people don't want to keep hearing the same alcoholism jokes over and over for another year, you feel me?

am I saying you have to ditch him? no, but you need to branch out more.

please don't think i'm an asshole.

/rant

Nah, 'tis fine.

I don't want to trivialize alcoholism AAAAA

My brain is just...weird.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

if I'm being honest here, the alastair joke's kind of dead now. people on F7 liked him when he first came out and he was actually funny because there weren't that many drunken, shakespeare quoting world leaders in NS. and there isn't really any more now. but I digress. anyway, personally, I find it mildly irritating nowadays. Alastair as a character may have developed somewhat, but he's still largely the same. furthermore, you insist upon putting him in almost every conversation people have, be it in F7 or here. he may have been popular in the past when he was new, but nowadays it feels like the same jokes over and over again.

I understand it's hard to write a new character... but come on, man, it's been a year since Alastair came out, and you've hardly developed any other characters. Maybe wilhelm, maybe marie, but other than that, the plot of WF is carried entirely by alastair. you haven't even posted in the IC thread in months. whatever happened to rhonda? or whatever the DJ's name was?

call me a cynic... but you do have to update your brand once in a while. right now, alastair is merely a crutch for you to fall back onto. you need to work on other things or you'll only be known for shakespeare and alastair. if that's what you want, keep on. but alastair isn't very funny anymore, and people don't want to keep hearing the same alcoholism jokes over and over for another year, you feel me?

am I saying you have to ditch him? no, but you need to branch out more.

please don't think i'm an asshole.

/rant

Nah, 'tis fine.

I don't want to trivialize alcoholism AAAAA

My brain is just...weird.

<sub>My hyper-focusing on Alastair is also influenced by the part of me that is like legitimately lowkey obsessive-compulsive
But like
That doesn't invalidate what you said

I really need to add more to my factbooks</sub>

[Langenia]

It's my 1st NS birthday!

[Romextly]

It's my 1st NS birthday!

Congrats!

[Langenia]

It's my 1st NS birthday!

Congrats!

Thanks!

[Cartel Incorporado Mexicano]

Almost my first NS anniversary.

[Romextly]

My third birthday is in a cpuple of months

[Socialist Macronesia]

My third birthday is in a cpuple of months

Pretty young to be on NS, wouldn't you say?

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

It's my 1st NS birthday!

Happy NS birthday!

[Langenia]

It's my 1st NS birthday!

Happy NS birthday!

Thanks man!

[Socialist Macronesia]

Very quiet day today.

[Imperial-Octavia]

I'm just waiting on Kiu to write skin bandit stuff

[Kiu Ghesik]

it's a coming