SoMac Christmas Fete [OOC II, Closed]

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Guys...guys...today's my one-year NS birthday.

hapi birfday.

tfw the feels are so hard you break the fourth wall

wonder how he's gonna feel when he shows up at primavera and the first thing patyu does is glomp him when she realizes he's alright.

Thank.

Wonder what's gonna happen at primavera when Wilhelm FaceTimes Alastair. Because that is 100% going to happen.

[Brettenwald]

tfw the feels are so hard you break the fourth wall

wonder how he's gonna feel when he shows up at primavera and the first thing patyu does is glomp him when she realizes he's alright.

Confused, I imagine.

[Socialist Macronesia]

wonder how he's gonna feel when he shows up at primavera and the first thing patyu does is glomp him when she realizes he's alright.

Confused, I imagine.

_{I think he'll be worrying about bigger things.}

[Kiu Ghesik]

he gets hug anyways, Patyu's gonna miss her fren.

[Brettenwald]

Confused, I imagine.

_{I think he'll be worrying about bigger things.}

_{fine, for the record, Nate, unless the rol does something very, very naughty with the laser, paris and patyu will not (I repeat, not) have known each other carnally while in Brettenwald and will never do so again unless the aforementioned bad rolbehavior happens}
Happy?

[Socialist Macronesia]

_{I think he'll be worrying about bigger things.}

_{fine, for the record, Nate, unless the rol does something very, very naughty with the laser, paris and patyu will not (I repeat, not) have known each other carnally while in Brettenwald and will never do so again unless the aforementioned bad rolbehavior happens}
Happy?

Actually, that makes me less happy. As Nate said, when they're apart, they're individually insufferable. When they're together, they're wholly insufferable. Either they're both (2 separate people) insufferable, or they're insufferable together (1 relationship). Therefore, if they're together, it's twice as bearable.

[Kiu Ghesik]

_{fine, for the record, Nate, unless the rol does something very, very naughty with the laser, paris and patyu will not (I repeat, not) have known each other carnally while in Brettenwald and will never do so again unless the aforementioned bad rolbehavior happens}
Happy?

Actually, that makes me less happy. As Nate said, when they're apart, they're individually insufferable. When they're together, they're wholly insufferable. Either they're both (2 separate people) insufferable, or they're insufferable together (1 relationship). Therefore, if they're together, it's twice as bearable.

What has even happened to Nate? He's gone from "Patyu is my friend" to "Patyu is horrible for doing the horizontal tango with Paris two months ago" to "Patyu is horrible" in like ten minutes. While Patyu was actively trying to be a friend to him.

[Brettenwald]

_{fine, for the record, Nate, unless the rol does something very, very naughty with the laser, paris and patyu will not (I repeat, not) have known each other carnally while in Brettenwald and will never do so again unless the aforementioned bad rolbehavior happens}
Happy?

Actually, that makes me less happy. As Nate said, when they're apart, they're individually insufferable. When they're together, they're wholly insufferable. Either they're both (2 separate people) insufferable, or they're insufferable together (1 relationship). Therefore, if they're together, it's twice as bearable.

Maybe if he actually bothered to get to know them, that might change.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Actually, that makes me less happy. As Nate said, when they're apart, they're individually insufferable. When they're together, they're wholly insufferable. Either they're both (2 separate people) insufferable, or they're insufferable together (1 relationship). Therefore, if they're together, it's twice as bearable.

What has even happened to Nate? He's gone from "Patyu is my friend" to "Patyu is horrible for doing the horizontal tango with Paris two months ago" to "Patyu is horrible" in like ten minutes. While Patyu was actively trying to be a friend to him.

...because he's mentally deranged?

[Kiu Ghesik]

What has even happened to Nate? He's gone from "Patyu is my friend" to "Patyu is horrible for doing the horizontal tango with Paris two months ago" to "Patyu is horrible" in like ten minutes. While Patyu was actively trying to be a friend to him.

...because he's mentally deranged?

Ah, fair

[Brettenwald]

What has even happened to Nate? He's gone from "Patyu is my friend" to "Patyu is horrible for doing the horizontal tango with Paris two months ago" to "Patyu is horrible" in like ten minutes. While Patyu was actively trying to be a friend to him.

...because he's mentally deranged?

Is he aware that both partners in the mystery dance regret it immensely?

[Socialist Macronesia]

...because he's mentally deranged?

Is he aware that both partners in the mystery dance regret it immensely?

1. probably not.
2. they shouldn't.

[Langenia]

How long can I go without posting before I get yelled at? Hmm...

[Azur Deutschland]

How long can I go without posting before I get yelled at? Hmm...

<.<
>.>

[Brettenwald]

Post coming soon, btw.

[Imperial-Octavia]

so Kiu when skin theft post?

[Kiu Ghesik]

they shouldn't.

why not, d'you say?

so Kiu when skin theft post?

tonight at best. tomorrow at worst.

[Socialist Macronesia]

they shouldn't.

why not, d'you say?

so Kiu when skin theft post?

tonight at best. tomorrow at worst.

were they not happy together?

[Brettenwald]

why not, d'you say?


tonight at best. tomorrow at worst.

were they not happy together?

Yeah, but... Vashadri's the real Patyu but Cat!Paris isn't the real Paris, if that makes sense.

[Socialist Macronesia]

were they not happy together?

Yeah, but... Vashadri's the real Patyu but Cat!Paris isn't the real Paris, if that makes sense.

Then we just need to laser Paris. Simple as that!

[Kiu Ghesik]

were they not happy together?

Yeah, but... Vashadri's the real Patyu but Cat!Paris isn't the real Paris, if that makes sense.

Vashadri wasn't even the real Patyu, tbh. Just a giddy approximation. The current Catyu's more accurate, though there's not all that much difference between them, so semantics at the end of the day.

Rolbehaviour may turn bad nonetheless, though.

Yeah, but... Vashadri's the real Patyu but Cat!Paris isn't the real Paris, if that makes sense.

Then we just need to laser Paris. Simple as that!

[Brettenwald]

Yeah, but... Vashadri's the real Patyu but Cat!Paris isn't the real Paris, if that makes sense.

Vashadri wasn't even the real Patyu, tbh. Just a giddy approximation. The current Catyu's more accurate, though there's not all that much difference between them, so semantics at the end of the day.

Rolbehaviour may turn bad nonetheless, though.

ah, fair

_{o h n o -}

Yeah, but... Vashadri's the real Patyu but Cat!Paris isn't the real Paris, if that makes sense.

Then we just need to laser Paris. Simple as that! :)

please stop giving patyu ideas aaa-

[Socialist Macronesia]

Vashadri wasn't even the real Patyu, tbh. Just a giddy approximation. The current Catyu's more accurate, though there's not all that much difference between them, so semantics at the end of the day.

Rolbehaviour may turn bad nonetheless, though.

ah, fair

_{o h n o -}

Then we just need to laser Paris. Simple as that!

please stop giving patyu ideas aaa-

dewit rol
zap paris
pawris must return

[Kiu Ghesik]

Chanel N^o. 5.
No.
Twelve thousand crowns of lapis blue Givenchy silk, tulle, and lace.
No.
Daenerys Targaryen braids.
No.
Lights and warmth and music and the susurration of voices around you.
No, gods, please-
Feeling her next to you, holding her-
No!
Black lace under a fuzzy bathrobe and the look on her face when you-
NO!
Teasing and playing and finally having her-
I SAID NO!
Love and lust colliding and feeling her intertwined with you and that one final delicious, aching, crashing moment of-
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD, YOU PSYCHOPATHIC NYMPHOMANIAC SUCCUBUS BITCH-

[Romextly]

Chanel N^o. 5.
No.
Twelve thousand crowns of lapis blue Givenchy silk, tulle, and lace.
No.
Daenerys Targaryen braids.
No.
Lights and warmth and music and the susurration of voices around you.
No, gods, please-
Feeling her next to you, holding her-
No!
Black lace under a fuzzy bathrobe and the look on her face when you-
NO!
Teasing and playing and finally having her-
I SAID NO!
Love and lust colliding and feeling her intertwined with you and that one final delicious, aching, crashing moment of-
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD, YOU PSYCHOPATHIC NYMPHOMANIAC SUCCUBUS BITCH-

Oh god, why.