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[Isuramu Teikoku]

Imam Naoto Mohammed Toyoda [豊田 ムハンマド 直人]

Tatiana Newbury:

Why do you boast of committing haram? Alcohol is haram.

Beer halls are places of music, dancing, indecency, and debauchery.

All of these are fitna and fitna is haram.

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[Repreteop]

brandyseesyou chiraq, illinois
this is chicago!!!

cool chat

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[Isuramu Teikoku]

Grand Mufti Naoto Mohammed Toyoda [豊田 ムハンマド 直人]

Accidentally forgot to update my account.

I have now been elevated to the office of Grand Mufti by HIS DIVINE HOLINESS the CALIPH-EMPEROR of Japan.

This is the highest non-hereditary priestly authority in all of Isuramu-Kyo, the Japanese branch of the worldwide Islamic religion.

In this role I will also be serving as the CALIPH-EMPEROR's personal priest and spiritual advisor.

Allahu Akbar!
アッラーフ・アクバル!

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[The Selkie]

Kiah of the Bán-River On Caoin's back

@The Smol Reaper: Wonderful, I look forward to it, too! And if we somehow miss each other, then we can always spar a bit, Celly. ; )
(Btw, really subtle on the nickname there. ; ))

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"Arahu-akubaru"? Seriously?

[Isuramu Teikoku]

1. Yes that's what I got from Wikipedia. I'm not Japanese so I cannot say if it's correct. https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%A2 ... 0%E3%83%AB
2. I am not New Aeyariss even though we both have Japan themed nations.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

Tatiana Newbury Karlsbad, Bohemia 2024-05-03

To the Bronze Age priest-imperialist:
Ok boomer.

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[The Selkie]

Kiah of the Bán-River On Caoin's back

@The Smol Reaper: By the way, did you hear, that we have four people on the roster from Shanking Island?

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My apologies to both of you then, I thought you two were the same person. Similar style and all that.

[Isuramu Teikoku]

Grand Mufti Naoto Mohammed Toyoda [豊田 ムハンマド 直人]

Tatiana Newbury:

Show some respect. Without Muslims you would not have a P.C. or cellphone to post that online.

It is laughable that the west always tries to tarnish Isuramu-Kyo by calling it primitive even though they could not have existed without. When they were living in jungles and worshipping mud idols, we were advancing the world with discovery after discovery; invention after invention.

Algebra and geometry? Maps and navigation? Optics? Modern medicine and surgery? Muslims came up with it all.

Try living a day without any of these and then we will talk.

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[Legatia]

emilia 'emi' anderson MERRIE-DON CUNT
ay grand muppet nasty toe, you blokes worship a fuckin box in a courtyard, ain't nobody impressed mate

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[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

Tatra_Geologist SWEIBODZICE, RYSZANA
1) fuck's a 'muslim'
2) no they didn't, that shit all came from the ahlamite sultanate and/or sindhaland/leidenschaftliche way far out east

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[Cavirfi]

OOC: Esports General is a medium-sized esports tournament that exists only in my universe, do not try to search it up, you won't find anything. Esports General is generally hosted over one day and the games hosted are three of either of the following: Valorant, Fortnite: Battle Royale, League of Legends (LoL), Minecraft Bed Wars, Counter Strike: Global Offensive, or Overwatch. It is not as competitive as other esports tournaments, the financial rewards for winning either of the three subtournaments are minimal and its mostly for recreational purposes or for less famous esports teams to train themselves for when they play in more competitive tournaments such as the LoL World Championship.

Any resemblance of the "Esports General" name to that of a real-life esports tournament is purely coincidental.
 

Reese, Hacker Man Barnumberg, Cavirfi

YOOO, ESPORTS GENERAL IS COMING TO BARNUMBERG.

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Jake, Tetris Guy Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Reese, Hacker Man: NO WAY?! Don't they usually just stick to World One locations?

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World One: Not first world (developed) countries. First world in this sense means our real world but within the timeline of my fictional universe. There are three separate worlds in my universe that connect to each other via magnetic portals, Cavirfi is in the third one.

Jonska Fretsburg Ostry, Cavirfi

@Jake, Tetris Guy: They usually do and they mostly stick to Asia although they did have their 2018 edition in Seattle and they did try to have their 2012 edition in Jovene but they ended up doing the 2012 edition in Hong Kong instead and they did have their 2016 edition in Englishtown which is the first time they did a tournament outside of World One.

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Jovene and Englishtown = Jovene and Englishtown are two cities in the second world.

Jake, Tetris Guy Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Jonska Fretsburg: If that's the case, then doing this year's edition in Barnumberg is shocking.

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Jonska Fretsburg Ostry, Cavirfi

@Jake, Tetris Guy: It is shocking but it makes sense. Last year's edition was in Manila because the Philippines allows people of a lot of nationalities to come in visa-free. We only allow Crabaiaian citizens to come in visa-free but our visas are extremely easy to get (you don't need to get permission from the government, you can just buy a tourist visa on a per-day cost basis) and I'm pretty sure some rich guy in Barnumberg decided to pay the people who host Esports General to host the thing in Barnumberg because he pretty much covered the costs of everything like renting the venue, paying for the visas of the players, accomodation, etc.

So, yeah, the 2024 edition in Barnumberg will be the first ever World Three edition by Esports General.

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Reese, Hacker Man Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Jonska Fretsburg: This rich guy btw is literally the Lord of Barnumberg, I saw it on the official newspage for Esports General.

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Lord = This is the title of a regional governor in Cavirfi, they are the leaders of second-tier governments in Cavirfi's federal system and have full dictatorial powers of the region they control provided that decrees they enact are within the limits of federal law and the constitution.

Jonska Fretsburg Ostry, Cavirfi

@Reese, Hacker Man: Well yeah, but he's using his own personal money that he made before coming to Cavirfi. So, I honestly don't care if he's the Lord, he's funding the event in a personal capacity not an official one.

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Reese, Hacker Man Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Jonska Fretsburg: True, but then again, since it's the Lord of Barnumberg who allowed a Barbie ad to appear on one of the city buses, Mark's definitely boycotting this shit.

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Jonska Fretsburg Ostry, Cavirfi

@Reese, Hacker Man: Okay, no, shut up, we had this conversation a week ago. Neither you nor Mark are gonna bring up that movie in this forum ever again, discipline yourself.

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Reese, Hacker Man Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Jonska Fretsburg: Aight aight, I'm sorry, I got a bit carried away there. I didn't mean no offense when I said that, I was just observing.

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Jonska Fretsburg Ostry, Cavirfi

@Reese, Hacker Man: Keep your observations to yourself, you're about to go university, get your shit together when it comes to how you behave around other people.

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Reese, Hacker Man Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Jonska Fretsburg: Aight, sorry again, my bad.

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Jake, Tetris Guy Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Reese, Hacker Man: Anyways, are we gonna go? How much are the tickets?

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Reese, Hacker Man Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Jake, Tetris Guy: Duh, homie, I ain't gonna be excited about no esports tournament if I don't plan to go. Tickets are 82 bucks a person, though due to the tight schedule of the event, we gonna be at one event only. So what's your pick?

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Jake, Tetris Guy Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Reese, Hacker Man: I mean it's up to you if you're planning to be the one to buy the tickets.

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Reese, Hacker Man Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Jake, Tetris Guy: Is the League of Legends event fine with you? That's the one very late into the night.

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Jake, Tetris Guy Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Reese, Hacker Man: What do you mean is it fine with me? That's exactly the event that I wanted to watch, you absolute mindreader.

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Reese, Hacker Man Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Jake, Tetris Guy: Haha ofc that was the event you wanted to go to, I know you. Alright, homie, we goin' to League of Legends. Set the date: May 11, starts 8:30 PM.

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Jake, Tetris Guy Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Reese, Hacker Man: The date of the thing is the day after the last day of school, how convenient.

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Reese, Hacker Man Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Jake, Tetris Guy: They intentionally put the date after the last day of school because a lot of their audience are High Schoolers. In last year's edition, they hosted it on July 8 because the last day of school in the Philippines was on July 7. So, yeah, we didn't just get lucky, the convenience is by design.

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Jake, Tetris Guy Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Jonska Fretsburg: Jonska, are you going to watch this year's edition in-person?

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Jonska Fretsburg Ostry, Cavirfi

@Jake, Tetris Guy: Yes, I'm already booking a ticket to watch the Minecraft Bed Wars event. I will be hopping on an early morning train from Ostry to Barnumberg on May 11 (the day of this year's edition) as I'll be participating in Sunny's upcoming Draw-A-Thon the night before, yeah I will be quite tired but I will try to sleep in the train even if the train only takes 1 hour to get to Barnumberg. The Minecraft Bed Wars event run from 12 PM to 3 PM so I will have to make sure I get out of the hotel I'm booking by 11 PM so I can take either a subway train or a city bus to the area around the venue.

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OOC: Ok, I will be cutting this post in half. These series of posts were made around the time of 7:52 PM (GMT+8, the all-year timezone used in Cavirfi). Let's say that Jake is gaming and is too busy to reply right now.

[Baaaaaaaa]

ANONYMOUS SHEEP Horn-Mongolia, Milky Republic
BAN SHEEP BOST ON BEEE BHET? Balso bhy bour site bhows Horn-Sheepolia as "Horn-Mongolia"!?

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[The Imagination Animals]

Hamad bin Ahmad Al Meskin Crossoveripolis

@GrandMuftiNaotoMohammedToyoda This! I appreciate you bringing the truth to the world.

@AnonymousSheep Huh? Sorry, I’m kinda confused…

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[Cavirfi]

OOC: Again, it really feels more realistic to cut posts in half as if my characters are waiting for a reply, I won't do it all the time (it's annoying for me to do I know) but if I have to go somewhere or do something, I will cut posts in half. These series of posts were canonically posted around the time of 10:50 PM (Cavirfi Time, GMT+8) on May 4, 2024.

Jake, Tetris Guy Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Jonska Fretsburg: Oh, that's cool, are you gonna watch the other two events?

Also sorry if I didn't respond, I was just gaming.

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Jonska Fretsburg Ostry, Cavirfi

@Jake, Tetris Guy: No, I won't be watching the other two events. I'm simply not a big fan of CS:GO and League of Legends.

Hey, don't worry about not responding, this forum only has visual notifications, so you wouldn't hear that I've sent a message while you were gaming.

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Julie, Military Fangirl Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Reese, Hacker Man: So, my last Schulekonskripten training session coincides with the tournament. If I miss out on one of the events that I paid tickets for, is my ticket invalid?

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Reese, Hacker Man Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Julie, Military Fangirl: You need 3 tickets to attend all 3 events so whatever ticket you buy is specifically for the event you paid to watch.

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Julie, Military Fangirl Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Reese, Hacker Man: Oh okay, so I will probably book a ticket for the League of Legends event. My training is from 1:30 to 4:30 pm, so I am hoping to go home at 5:00 pm, change from my training uniform to my going out clothes, leave to take the subway to the venue at 6:00 pm and maybe eat dinner at any restaurant I can find since I would arrive quite early, then head to the venue before the League of Legends event starts at 8:30 pm.

No, before some of you are gonna ask why I didn't use the military clock, I'm not talking to soldiers, I must adjust the way I tell time accordingly.

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Going out clothes = In Trinational (Cavirfite, Crabaiaian, and Estiman) English, going out clothes refer to casual clothing that someone wears while out in public rather than at home. This originates from some Tagalog-speaking people that migrated to the three nations using 'pangbahay' (lit. for the home) to refer to clothes such as pajamas, certain shorts, t-shirts that were made of lighter materials, flip flops and light sandals, etc. which people wore while at home or simply walking in the neighborhood. While going to more urbanised financial and commercial districts required 'pangalis' (lit. for going out) which refers to casual clothes such as t-shirts made of heavier materials, cargo shorts, jeans, jackets (if it's cold), sneakers, maybe even other shoes like ugg boots and heavier sandals.

While ofc this was not some formal occassion and the clothing you were wearing wasn't formal or even informal (using the Western definition) in the slightest, you still did have to wear pangalis in some of the more upper-middle class cultures of Metro Manila, Cebu, and Davao. Filipino migrants to the three nations eventually used that system of classifying clothes (pangbahay, pangalis, then smart casual, then semi-formal, then formal) rather than the Western casual, informal, semi-formal, formal classification so much, they began using it when speaking in English to the locals of the countries they migrated to and the locals just so happen to adapt that terminology. Which is how people of all ethnicities in Crabaiaia, Cavirfi, and Estima say "going out clothes" instead of "casual clothes" because there are two main types of casual clothes in these cultures, you'll need to clarify.

Reese, Hacker Man Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Julie, Military Fangirl: You're so organised with your time lol, me and Jake would just eat, get in our going out clothes, wait for the time, get distracted, then leave when we realize we're gonna be late then arrive just in time or a few minutes early.

Say, do you want me to book your ticket for you? If you book your own ticket, you're gonna get a different seat from us and Jake which wouldn't actually be hanging out, so are you going to Esports General on your own or are you planning to go with us?

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Julie, Military Fangirl Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Reese, Hacker Man: I have to be organised with my time if I want to do well in the Army, my daily routine is strict there so I'm gonna have to adjust accordingly.

As for the ticket thing, yeah buy my ticket, if you get there early, we can chat for a bit and not be lost looking for each other.

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Reese, Hacker Man Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Julie, Military Fangirl: Yeah, organising your time makes sense given what you're going to join in a few weeks (assuming you get a good result on your medical thing). Anyways, yeah I'll buy your ticket, so yeah, I'll book for you, me, and Jake right now.

Also, fun fact about the League of Legends event, the Manila Computer Shop Bros are gonna be competing in this year's event.

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OOC: Manila Computer Shop Bros are not a real esports team, don't try to look them up, if they happen to be a real team then that's coincidental.

Julie, Military Fangirl Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Reese, Hacker Man: Wait, aren't those the Filipino guys that made it to semi-finals for Overwatch in Tokyo 2019 then absolutely wrecked Silvers and Golds (the British guys) in the finals for CS:GO in Bangkok 2020?

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OOC: Silvers and Golds is also not a real team, they only exist in my universe, if there is an esports team named them. I'm sorry, it's a coincidence.

Reese, Hacker Man Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Julie, Military Fangirl: Yes, those guys, they won the finals for League of Legends in Paris 2022 but dropped Manila 2023 to try and qualify for group stage at the actual 2023 League of Legends World Championship in South Korea but they didn't make it to group stage so they're hoping to try their hand again at Esports General's League of Legends event and it just so happens that Barnumberg 2024 has a League of Legends event (Manila 2023 didn't have League of Legends apparently probably for randomisation reasons despite how much demand there was from gamers in Manila to have it up as an event).

So yeah, they'll be competing, I hope they win honestly or maybe they should make it to finals and then lose because they did say they wanted to make a few mistakes here and there to see what went wrong at the qualifying stage for the 2023 Worlds. So maybe a grand loss at the final match will probably give them a chance to analyze their mistakes and then rethink their strat.

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Julie, Military Fangirl Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Reese, Hacker Man: However they go this year, I hope they find a way to make it to the 2025 Worlds since they've been trying so hard to get into a major esports tournament even if it's just the group stage. So yeah, hope they make it, they're a good team but there's clearly some strats they need to rethink.

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Reese, Hacker Man Barnumberg, Cavirfi

@Julie, Military Fangirl: Well, let's just wait and see.

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[Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom]

ThatDarnCollie Chinguetti, Mauritania
Hello! Hello! I am The Magical Hypnosis Border Collie of Doom, and I have just discovered how to use "Social Media"!

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[The Selkie]

The Smol Reaper In the Woods

@Kiah of the Bán-River: Yes, I checked the roster once it came out. Eoin Spanla is quite cute.

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Kiah of the Bán-River On Caoin's back

@The Smol Reaper: I would not mind riding out with Wicho Scolteoir, if I were to be honest.

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[Isuramu Teikoku]

Grand Mufti Naoto Mohammed Toyoda [豊田 ムハンマド 直人]

emilia 'emi' anderson:

There is only one place for the imperialist crusader and that is Jahannam. Better hope you enjoy the heat.

But first you will need a map--made by Muslims--if you want to try invading us.

Tatra_Geologist:

A Muslim is a devout follower of ALLAH the one God of the universe. And a sultan is a Muslim king so yes they are Muslims.

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[Legatia]

emilia 'emi' anderson MERRIE-DON CUNT
@grandmothballnastytoe

mate only jam i need is the shit i put on toast- i like blackberry

yeah, also- you aint worth the effort to invade. plenty of fun watching you blow smoke up your own ass. like watching kangaroos with top hats and bow ties. hey even the kangaroos don't make their cheries walk around in carpets so maybe it isnt a fair comparison LOL

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[Dayganistan]

Hossein Farid Dushanbe, Dayganistan
@Grand Mufti Naoto Mohammed Toyoda You know those "filthy westerners" have some good ideas. Like women's rights, secular governance, non-religious laws applied equally to all, I could go on. I think developing along more western lines might have something to do with why Dayganistan is doing pretty good and isn't plagued by civil war and political instability since our government can concern itself with more important things than beating up women for not wearing the hijab, but I'm just some guy who wants to go online to practice speaking English.
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[The Selkie]

The Smol Reaper In the Woods

@Kiah of the Bán-River: Solid choice. He does have a large axe...
By the way, what's with all the people in my feed barking at that Mufti-Pufti-Guy?

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Kiah of the Bán-River On Caoin's back

@The Smol Reaper: Oh, it's the usual socio-political-religious discussions going on around here... just ignore it. Most people do.
Also, why do you make such allusions? Have you met Milady Branwen? Again?

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[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

Tatra_Geologist SWEIBODZICE, RYSZANA
@Grand Mufti Naoto Mohammed Toyoda "the one God of the universe"

y'know, my mum and aunt used to kill those way back then a few thousand years ago - think they've ganked like ten or fifteen between the two of them. you're gonna have to be more convincing if you want to make that claim i think

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[Isuramu Teikoku]

Grand Mufti Naoto Mohammed Toyoda [豊田 ムハンマド 直人]

emilia 'emi' anderson, Hossein Farid:

Wearing hijab has never been compulsory for Japanese women. Some states like Talibanada are stricter about it, but it is not a universal law across Isuramu-Kyo.

What is this "civil war and instability" you talk of? Japan has never been in conflict since the Great Liberation War and we are quite peaceful and safe.

Tatra_Geologist:

Many crusader states have tried and failed to plant their crosses of oppression on our lands and enslave our people; yours will be next. Unlike you Krishtoukyo worshippers we Muslims never turn the other cheek and let bullies have their way.

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[OOC] Great Liberation War: A civil war wherein the Japanese government fell to Islamic revolutionaries [e.g. like Iran] but instead of a socialist republic they made it a theocratic monarchy. Still undecided on exact date.

[New Visayan Islands]

CDR (Fr.) Tecumseh C. Piañar, VCN Bacolod, NG

The Gospel reading for the Sixth Sunday of Easter is Jn 15:9-17, which forms the other part of the discourse known as The Vine and the Branches and immediately follows last week's Gospel reading. Here Jesus sums up the Commandments of God The Father in three words: love one another (verse 17). In the Extraordinary Form, the reading for the Fifth Sunday after Easter is Jn 16:5-14.

How many times have we found ourselves failing to love one another? How many times have we said to ourselves that "this person deserves to be kicked down on sight" or "this institution should be destroyed and its members lined up against a wall" or "these people are plain EVIL because of their profession?" Are we really showing love to one another when we are convinced that killing off People We Do Not Like is the only option available to us? More to the point, are we really showing love to one another when we turn a blind eye to those in need? We shall find the answer as soon as we examine our consciences.

On a final note, we wish our Orthodox brothers and sisters a Happy Easter. Christus Resurrexit!

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[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

Tatra_Geologist SWEIBODZICE, RYSZANA
@Grand Mufti Naoto Mohammed Toyoda when the fuck did i bring up invading your country or enslaving it?

if anything that's what you've always planned, god-cultist.

you're not going to put another fucking twenty-limbed eldritch meatpile screaming for flesh and grain between us and the Greater Sky - and i dare you to try.

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[ OOC: 'god'/'gods' has very different connotations in the brickverse compared to RL - almost universally negative, generally because 'gods' in the brickverse were generally the aforementioned twenty-limbed eldritch meatpiles. This is not to say that they do not have religions or deities - but the specific phrasing used thus far generally sends off alarm bells comparable, say, a Catholic witnessing someone preaching Satanism.

Generally what an Abrahamic religion would refer to as 'God', in the sense of an uncaused cause or an omniscient/omnipotent being, would be referred to in BRC and most other Elutherian nations as 'the Greater Sky/the Greater Sea and Sky'. ]

[Arklatravar-Istertia]

Severenko Novikov Storvatran, Arklatravar-Istertia
Looks like this is some sort of social media website like Twitter, huh? I assume I won't get cancelled in this god forsaken website for just posting my damn opinion, right?

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