Primo Representative Aquila Andor's Inauguration IC

[Romextly]

"Yes, I am straight."

"Say what? One of your major voting points was that you were anti-straight people!"

"...What?"

[Romextly]

Aishatu raises her hand.

"Yes?"

[Silvedania]

"Say what? One of your major voting points was that you were anti-straight people!"

"...What?"

"So you deny that the major reason people voted for you was due to your heterophobia?"

[Langenia]

"Yes, I am straight."

"Say what? One of your major voting points was that you were anti-straight people!"

The Langenian minister chimes in. "No, you are wrong. That was not a reason. One of their major voting points is that they were anti-gay people, not anti-straight."

[Insaanistan]

Aishatu raises her hand.

"Yes?"

In a relatively heavy Nigerien (not “Nigerian”) accent, she asks “Why are you so hateful?”

[Romextly]

"Yes?"

In a relatively heavy Nigerien (not “Nigerian”) accent, she asks “Why are you so hateful?”

"Who said I was hateful?"

[Insaanistan]

In a relatively heavy Nigerien (not “Nigerian”) accent, she asks “Why are you so hateful?”

"Who said I was hateful?"

“Your platform is one of blatan xenophobia and nationalism, as well as elements of subtle Christian nationalism.”

[Silvedania]

"Say what? One of your major voting points was that you were anti-straight people!"

The Langenian minister chimes in. "No, you are wrong. That was not a reason. One of their major voting points is that they were anti-gay people, not anti-straight."

"No, no. If my name is not Beepo Bop Bep Bernie Samuel Supercalifragilisticexpealidocius Boopo, then what you say is true. But that is my name, so you are wrong."

[Langenia]

The Langenian minister chimes in. "No, you are wrong. That was not a reason. One of their major voting points is that they were anti-gay people, not anti-straight."

"No, no. If my name is not Beepo Bop Bep Bernie Samuel Supercalifragilisticexpealidocius Boopo, then what you say is true. But that is my name, so you are wrong."

"No, you are wrong! How did you even become a journalist?!"

[Silvedania]

"No, no. If my name is not Beepo Bop Bep Bernie Samuel Supercalifragilisticexpealidocius Boopo, then what you say is true. But that is my name, so you are wrong."

"No, you are wrong! How did you even become a journalist?!"

"I went to clown school, but they told me I was in the wrong place. So I went down one floor, and there was the TV Studio."
A cookie monster-Esque puppet walks onto the stage and yells, "Mr. Sanchez! Mr. Sanchez! I need to tell you something in private! You know how you like my cookies? Well, I just got a new load of them! You need to come and get them! Come get the cookies! Come and get them with me!"

[Romextly]

"Who said I was hateful?"

“Your platform is one of blatan xenophobia and nationalism, as well as elements of subtle Christian nationalism.”

"I am not xenophobic. What I believe in is the elimination of state enemies. Have you not heard of the GLA who have killed on record about 43,000 civilians? Or the RSSR which has killed 367,000 civilians. And the UV has caused terrorist attacks accross the world. Me banning these groups does not make me xenophobic. Or else, your banning of Nazis is also xenophobic."

[Langenia]

"No, you are wrong! How did you even become a journalist?!"

"I went to clown school, but they told me I was in the wrong place. So I went down one floor, and there was the TV Studio."

"You are not qualified to be a journalist. You are an expert at spreading DISinformation, not information!"

[Insaanistan]

“Your platform is one of blatan xenophobia and nationalism, as well as elements of subtle Christian nationalism.”

"I am not xenophobic. What I believe in is the elimination of state enemies. Have you not heard of the GLA who have killed on record about 43,000 civilians? Or the RSSR which has killed 367,000 civilians. And the UV has caused terrorist attacks accross the world. Me banning these groups does not make me xenophobic. Or else, your banning of Nazis is also xenophobic."

“Nazism is itself xenophobic, and is an ideology. Additionally, is ‘elimination of state enemies’ why Romextly is rapidly militarizing in Italy?”

[Silvedania]

"I went to clown school, but they told me I was in the wrong place. So I went down one floor, and there was the TV Studio."

"You are not qualified to be a journalist. You are an expert at spreading DISinformation, not information!"

By now, the puppet is throwing cookies at Mr. Sanchez's face.

[Romextly]

"I am not xenophobic. What I believe in is the elimination of state enemies. Have you not heard of the GLA who have killed on record about 43,000 civilians? Or the RSSR which has killed 367,000 civilians. And the UV has caused terrorist attacks accross the world. Me banning these groups does not make me xenophobic. Or else, your banning of Nazis is also xenophobic."

“Nazism is itself xenophobic, and is an ideology. Additionally, is ‘elimination of state enemies’ why Romextly is rapidly militarizing in Italy?”

"No, it is not. The reason why we are sending troops to the Republic of Italy is they requested it."

[Insaanistan]

“Nazism is itself xenophobic, and is an ideology. Additionally, is ‘elimination of state enemies’ why Romextly is rapidly militarizing in Italy?”

"No, it is not. The reason why we are sending troops to the Republic of Italy is they requested it."

“Italy is a region of Insaanistan. If New York asked you to send troops against the will of the US government, would you do so?”

[Langenia]

"You are not qualified to be a journalist. You are an expert at spreading DISinformation, not information!"

By now, the puppet is throwing cookies at Mr. Sanchez's face.

Sanchez looks disappointed, while the bodyguards simply get in front of him and let the cookies bounce off of them onto the floor. A pair of bodyguards pick them up to be thrown away.

[Romextly]

"No, it is not. The reason why we are sending troops to the Republic of Italy is they requested it."

“Italy is a region of Insaanistan. If New York asked you to send troops against the will of the US government, would you do so?”

"Well, we don't particularly like New York, so we wouldn't send troops."

[Silvedania]

By now, the puppet is throwing cookies at Mr. Sanchez's face.

Sanchez looks disappointed, while the bodyguards simply get in front of him and let the cookies bounce off of them onto the floor. A pair of bodyguards pick them up to be thrown away.

Now the puppet is shoving the cookies in Sanchez's mouth saying, "Yum yum cookies!" Beepo sees the puppet and screams, "Back to you, Johannanonanna-Bonnanna-Anna!"

[Insaanistan]

“Italy is a region of Insaanistan. If New York asked you to send troops against the will of the US government, would you do so?”

"Well, we don't particularly like New York, so we wouldn't send troops."

“With all due respect, which admittedly, is very little, that’s a terrible answer.”

[Romextly]

"Well, we don't particularly like New York, so we wouldn't send troops."

“With all due respect, which admittedly, is very little, that’s a terrible answer.”

"Well, we support the ITalian country, because it makes sense. IT has little connections to most of Insaanistan. Meanwhile New York is dependent on many of the other part of the states."

[Insaanistan]

“With all due respect, which admittedly, is very little, that’s a terrible answer.”

"Well, we support the ITalian country, because it makes sense. IT has little connections to most of Insaanistan. Meanwhile New York is dependent on many of the other part of the states."

“Many North Africans in Insaanistan have ties to it, and a decent portion have family that lives there.”

[Romextly]

"Well, we support the ITalian country, because it makes sense. IT has little connections to most of Insaanistan. Meanwhile New York is dependent on many of the other part of the states."

“Many North Africans in Insaanistan have ties to it, and a decent portion have family that lives there.”

"and they can still go to Italy. IT won't change anything. Unless Insaanistan decides to go to war, they can visit each other as much as they want. All they need is a passport and some money to pay for traveling fee."

[Insaanistan]

“Many North Africans in Insaanistan have ties to it, and a decent portion have family that lives there.”

"and they can still go to Italy. IT won't change anything. Unless Insaanistan decides to go to war, they can visit each other as much as they want. All they need is a passport and some money to pay for traveling fee."

“They should not need so to travel in their own country.”

[Langenia]

Sanchez looks disappointed, while the bodyguards simply get in front of him and let the cookies bounce off of them onto the floor. A pair of bodyguards pick them up to be thrown away.

Now the puppet is shoving the cookies in Sanchez's mouth saying, "Yum yum cookies!" Beepo sees the puppet and screams, "Back to you, Johannanonanna-Bonnanna-Anna!"

That's not Sanchez, the guards would never allow the puppet near him. That's just a guard having a good time by munching on cookies, but he finally takes the puppet and throws it into a trash can.