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Sharifistan has a ratio of 4 women for every man. Sharifistani women are, on average, noted for their beauty and virtue.
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Name:
Age:
Gender:
Occupation:
Hobbies and interests:
Describe yourself:
National origin:
Country of residence:
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe):
Religion:
Level of education:
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How this works (OOC)

Name: Maryam Ibn Ali Yilmaz
Age: 22
Gender: female
Occupation: government official
Hobbies and interests: painting,horse-riding, tennis, judo, shooting and polo
Describe yourself: an intelligent and beautiful young Sharifistani Muslim girl
National origin: Sharifistani Turk
Country of residence: Sharifistan
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): a strong military officer, university-educated and a Muslim. 25-35.
Religion: Islam
Level of education: Masters’ Degree in Military Science
Appearance (image or describe): curvaceous with a small waist and large hips and thicc with an hourglass figure, long,black hair, light yellowish skin and dark brown eyes.
Political views (describe): Sharifistani constitutional monarchist, liberal, Islamic modernist

Name: Aisha Effendi
Age: 30
Gender: female
Occupation: tea plantation owner
Hobbies and interests: playing chess, reading, writing poetry, horse-riding and Judo
Describe yourself: an intelligent, hard-working and entrepreneurial Sharifistani Muslim lady.
National origin: Sharifistani
Country of residence: Baydor
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): An intelligent and strong Muslim nobleman. 22-42.
Religion: Islam
Level of education: High School (four Advanced Levels: Politics, Philosophy, Islamic Studies and History)
Appearance (image or describe): Curvaceous with an hourglass figure, pale skin, dark eyes and jet black hair.
Political views (describe): Islamic conservatism minus the patriarchy.


Name: Aisha Yilmaz
Age: 17
Gender: female
Occupation: high school student
Hobbies and interests: tennis, Judo, anime, reading and writing poetry, studying the Qur’an and debating
Describe yourself: a beautiful young Sharifistani virgin
National origin: Sharifistani Turk
Country of residence: Sharifistan
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): A strong, kind, loyal and intelligent young Muslim man. 16-28.
Religion: Islam
Level of education: 12 years of education
Appearance (image or describe): pale with dark brown eyes, jet black hair an innocent face and an hourglass figure.
Political views (describe): Islamic monarchism and Islamic modernism


Name: Aisha Pathan
Age: 18
Gender: female
Occupation: university student
Hobbies and interests: anime, polo, Judo, horse-riding, shooting, camping, reading, writing poetry and singing.
Describe yourself: a strong but sensitive, cute young Muslim maiden.
National origin: Afghanistan, Sharifistan
Country of residence: Baydor
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): A strong, caring, Muslim man with a high military or police rank. 28-38.
Religion: Islam
Level of education: High School graduate (four Advanced levels)
Appearance (image or describe): 5 feet 8 inches tall with dark brown skin, dark brown eyes and jet black hair.
Political views (describe): Pan-Islamism, Islamic monarchism

Name: Ahmed Ali Khalid Khan
Age: 25
Gender: male
Occupation: Military officer
Hobbies and interests: Football, Turkish oil wrestling, MMA, Tae Kwon Do, shooting, camping and fishing as well as writing poetry, reading,chess and playing the violin
Describe yourself: “A 25 year old Risaldar in the Royal Pashtunistani Air Cavalry Police and a protective,trustworthy and kind man.”
National origin: Afghanistan
Country of residence: Anatolian Pashtunistan
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): “A faithful, beautiful intelligent, Muslim virgin who is beautiful and loving.
Religion: Islam
Level of education: Masters’ Degree in Police Studies, Masters’ Degree in Military Science
Appearance (image or describe): 6 feet five inches tall and muscular with brown skin, green eyes and black hair.
Political views (describe): Islamic Conservatism, Pashtun Nationalism and anti-communism

Name: Aisha Yilmaz
Age: 17
Gender: female
Occupation: high school student
Hobbies and interests: tennis, Judo, anime, reading and writing poetry, studying the Qur’an and debating
Describe yourself: a beautiful young Sharifistani virgin
National origin: Sharifistani Turk
Country of residence: Sharifistan
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): A strong, kind, loyal and intelligent young Muslim man. 16-28.
Religion: Islam
Level of education: 12 years of education
Appearance (image or describe): pale with dark brown eyes, jet black hair an innocent face and an hourglass figure.
Political views (describe): Islamic monarchism and Islamic modernism

Match

Name: Joebama Hussein al-Tikriti Chadiya Habibi
Age: 100 years old
Gender: Straight male
Occupation: Was once a prominent basketball player and a handsome police officer. Now has fell on hard times and is working at McDonald's Patagonia as a fried cook.
Hobbies and interests: Gaming, trolling liberals online, playing tabletop games, wasting money at gacha games, anime, and managing Discord server 24/7
Describe yourself: Overweight, smells like grease, has a quadruple-chin that probably hides something beneath it, fat will devour those who hug it, eyes are too small, face is literally beginning to crawl inside, leg and armpit too hairy to shave, and head looks like a large square block. Is largely immobile and has ascended way past beyond basic human function. Could not speak anymore but is kind and will treat you good if you treat him right.
National origin: United Kingdom
Country of residence: Surrealist Patagonia
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): Cute, strong, and sensitive Afghan Muslim woman who likes anime. The ideal girl like the waifu in his anime.
Religion: Reddit Atheism, will soon convert to Islam in order to be with her
Level of education: Squidward Tentacles University
Appearance (image or describe): I'll spare you the details
Political views (describe): Islamism, Salafism, and Ba'athism

Name: Aisha Pathan
Age: 18
Gender: female
Occupation: university student
Hobbies and interests: anime, polo, Judo, horse-riding, shooting, camping, reading, writing poetry and singing.
Describe yourself: a strong but sensitive, cute young Muslim maiden.
National origin: Afghanistan, Sharifistan
Country of residence: Baydor
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): A strong, caring, Muslim man with a high military or police rank. 28-38.
Religion: Islam
Level of education: High School graduate (four Advanced levels)
Appearance (image or describe): 5 feet 8 inches tall with dark brown skin, dark brown eyes and jet black hair.
Political views (describe): Pan-Islamism, Islamic monarchism

Match for Joebama

Surrealist Patagonia wrote:Name: Aisha Pathan
Age: 18
Gender: female
Occupation: university student
Hobbies and interests: anime, polo, Judo, horse-riding, shooting, camping, reading, writing poetry and singing.
Describe yourself: a strong but sensitive, cute young Muslim maiden.
National origin: Afghanistan, Sharifistan
Country of residence: Baydor
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): A strong, caring, Muslim man with a high military or police rank. 28-38.
Religion: Islam
Level of education: High School graduate (four Advanced levels)
Appearance (image or describe): 5 feet 8 inches tall with dark brown skin, dark brown eyes and jet black hair.
Political views (describe): Pan-Islamism, Islamic monarchism

Match for Joebama

Rejected by Aisha Pathan

Anatolian Pashtunistan wrote:

Name: Aisha Yilmaz
Age: 17
Gender: female
Occupation: high school student
Hobbies and interests: tennis, Judo, anime, reading and writing poetry, studying the Qur’an and debating
Describe yourself: a beautiful young Sharifistani virgin
National origin: Sharifistani Turk
Country of residence: Sharifistan
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): A strong, kind, loyal and intelligent young Muslim man. 16-28.
Religion: Islam
Level of education: 12 years of education
Appearance (image or describe): pale with dark brown eyes, jet black hair an innocent face and an hourglass figure.
Political views (describe): Islamic monarchism and Islamic modernism

Match

Accepted by Aisha Yilmaz

Aisha Yilmaz:
“Hello Ahmed, what’s it like to be an Air Cavalry officer?”

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Aisha Yilmaz:
“Hello Ahmed, what’s it like to be an Air Cavalry officer?”

Ahmed Ali Khalid Khan: “As-Salaam Alaykum, Aisha, it’s dangerous, difficult and often stressful work but highly satisfying when you’re protecting the Islamic world from communists, fascists and criminals that give the Air Cavalry a bad name.”

Name: Richard Von Thundercock
Age: 69
Gender: Mujahideen Fighter
Occupation: Kurdish Freedom Fighter
Hobbies and interests: Self-Indulgence, Reading the Qur'an, Reading the Bible, Reading the Book of Mormon
Describe yourself:MEGA CHUNGUS.
National origin:THE Azerbaijan
Country of residence:Armenia
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): MCTHIQQIE, but no methodists
Religion:EVERY
Level of education:OMNIPOTENT
Appearance (image or describe):Chiseled God, EI: Jerry Seinfeld
Political views (describe): Radical Modernist Champaign socialist Islamist, Accelerationist/Posadist, Radical Feminist, MGTOW.

Name: Aisha Mokri
Age: 19
Gender: female
Occupation: Soldier (see OOC) OOC:
Hobbies and interests:martial arts, boxing, running, cheerleading and writing poetry
Describe yourself: a patriotic, beautiful, kind and valiant Kurdish Muslim woman
National origin:Kurdistan
Country of residence: Turkey
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): A tall, strong, intelligent, caring, Muslim soldier over the age of 25.
Religion: Islam
Level of education: Turkish High School
Appearance (image or describe): beautiful, young, athletic woman with light brown skin, a slender and large, curvy hips. Five feet nine inches tall.
Political views (describe): Kurdish nationalism

Dernel wrote:Name: Richard Von Thundercock
Age: 69
Gender: Mujahideen Fighter
Occupation: Kurdish Freedom Fighter
Hobbies and interests: Self-Indulgence, Reading the Qur'an, Reading the Bible, Reading the Book of Mormon
Describe yourself:MEGA CHUNGUS.
National origin:THE Azerbaijan
Country of residence:Armenia
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): MCTHIQQIE, but no methodists
Religion:EVERY
Level of education:OMNIPOTENT
Appearance (image or describe):Chiseled God, EI: Jerry Seinfeld
Political views (describe): Radical Modernist Champaign socialist Islamist, Accelerationist/Posadist, Radical Feminist, MGTOW.

Banned for false information.
One cannot support MGTOW and radical feminism.

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:

Dernel wrote:Name: Richard Von Thundercock
Age: 69
Gender: Mujahideen Fighter
Occupation: Kurdish Freedom Fighter
Hobbies and interests: Self-Indulgence, Reading the Qur'an, Reading the Bible, Reading the Book of Mormon
Describe yourself:MEGA CHUNGUS.
National origin:THE Azerbaijan
Country of residence:Armenia
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): MCTHIQQIE, but no methodists
Religion:EVERY
Level of education:OMNIPOTENT
Appearance (image or describe):Chiseled God, EI: Jerry Seinfeld
Political views (describe): Radical Modernist Champaign socialist Islamist, Accelerationist/Posadist, Radical Feminist, MGTOW.

Banned for false information.
One cannot support MGTOW and radical feminism.

Richard Von Thundercock does not approve of this reasoning. There must clearly be more!

Commonwealth of the Kingdoms of Prussia and Poland - Abwehr Headquarters

A heavyset, bleary-eyed man scrolled endlessly through the full-blast of information beaming from across the world to his brain via a screen.

After much time, however, he landed on a peculiar website, in the format of the classic "Date [ETHNICITY] women". But this was no mere low-brow site, no; it was a low-brow site for Sharifistani women.

The agent resisted the urge to laugh as he looked up. "Ey, Dvacha!" he called out to his superior. "Take a fuckin' look!"
A tanned, strawberry-blonde woman strode over, rubbing the sleep from her eyes. "The fuck's on, Jan? Found more cheese pizza dealers?"
"No, just the fucking Sharifistani government's dating website. Should we do something?"
"Take it down." Dvacha replied, without hesitating. "Have fun."

Jan nodded and grinned as he turned back to his laptop and got to work.

---

Across Europe, Asia, and North America, abruptly, thousands, even hundreds of thousands, of computers abruptly began to send massive amounts of packets to the website. Such a load would cause connections to the site to slow and eventually, the site would crash.

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:

Surrealist Patagonia wrote:Name: Aisha Pathan
Age: 18
Gender: female
Occupation: university student
Hobbies and interests: anime, polo, Judo, horse-riding, shooting, camping, reading, writing poetry and singing.
Describe yourself: a strong but sensitive, cute young Muslim maiden.
National origin: Afghanistan, Sharifistan
Country of residence: Baydor
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): A strong, caring, Muslim man with a high military or police rank. 28-38.
Religion: Islam
Level of education: High School graduate (four Advanced levels)
Appearance (image or describe): 5 feet 8 inches tall with dark brown skin, dark brown eyes and jet black hair.
Political views (describe): Pan-Islamism, Islamic monarchism

Match for Joebama

Rejected by Aisha Pathan

"Can you give me a reason as to why you turned a man like me down?"
~ Joebama Hussein al-Tikriti

Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:Commonwealth of the Kingdoms of Prussia and Poland - Abwehr Headquarters

A heavyset, bleary-eyed man scrolled endlessly through the full-blast of information beaming from across the world to his brain via a screen.

After much time, however, he landed on a peculiar website, in the format of the classic "Date [ETHNICITY] women". But this was no mere low-brow site, no; it was a low-brow site for Sharifistani women.

The agent resisted the urge to laugh as he looked up. "Ey, Dvacha!" he called out to his superior. "Take a fuckin' look!"
A tanned, strawberry-blonde woman strode over, rubbing the sleep from her eyes. "The fuck's on, Jan? Found more cheese pizza dealers?"
"No, just the fucking Sharifistani government's dating website. Should we do something?"
"Take it down." Dvacha replied, without hesitating. "Have fun."

Jan nodded and grinned as he turned back to his laptop and got to work.

---

Across Europe, Asia, and North America, abruptly, thousands, even hundreds of thousands, of computers abruptly began to send massive amounts of packets to the website. Such a load would cause connections to the site to slow and eventually, the site would crash.

OOC: it’s not run by the Sharifistani government. It’s a private company set up by a middle-class Sharifistani woman in Baydor.

Name: Muhammad Dawud
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Occupation: Tech Support
Hobbies and interests: Soccer, Religious studies
Describe yourself: Handsome (in my opinion at least), tall, relatively dark-skinned, caring and polite
National origin: Pakistan
Country of residence: Insaanistan
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): a Muslimah at least 18 years old who is funny, cute and intelligent
Religion: Islam
Level of education: College
Appearance (image or describe): 6 foot, black hair, brown eyes, brown skin, beard and mustache
Political views (describe): Socialism

The site has been fixed.

Name: Aisha Ahmed Ali Khan
Age: 17
Gender: female
Occupation: soldier
Hobbies and interests: MMA, Judo, horse-riding, going to the gym, shooting, chess, hiking, reading and writing poetry.
Describe yourself: A strong, intelligent, brave, hard-working and kind Muslim woman.
National origin: Greater Afghanistan
Country of residence: Sharifistan
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): A kind, practising Muslim military officer. 22-27.
Religion: Islam
Level of education: some High School plus military training.
Appearance (image or describe): slender and athletic with a small waist, small hips and a round athletic booty. Pale with black hair and dark brown, innocent eyes.
Political views (describe): Sharifistani nationalism, militarism, constitutional monarchism, social democracy, tribalism and Islamism.

Insaanistan wrote:Name: Muhammad Dawud
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Occupation: Tech Support
Hobbies and interests: Soccer, Religious studies
Describe yourself: Handsome (in my opinion at least), tall, relatively dark-skinned, caring and polite
National origin: Pakistan
Country of residence: Insaanistan
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): a Muslimah at least 18 years old who is funny, cute and intelligent
Religion: Islam
Level of education: College
Appearance (image or describe): 6 foot, black hair, brown eyes, brown skin, beard and mustache
Political views (describe): Socialism

Aisha Pathan: Match

Name: Aisha Bint Mehmet Yilmaz
Age: 28
Gender: female
Occupation: policewoman
Hobbies and interests: going to the gym, MMA, Judo, shooting, chess, looking for a husband.
Describe yourself: “young policewoman and war widow looking for a caring but also dominant husband.”’
National origin: Sharifistani Turk
Country of residence: Sharifistan
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe):
“Intelligent, caring, strong, strict but fair, pious. Owns land. Records showing brave deeds. University educated and/or elite military training.
Religion: Islam
Level of education: Masters’ Degree in Police Studies
Appearance (image or describe): 5 feet 11 inches tall with radiant skin, jet black hair, dark brown eyes, a small waist. Athletic physique.
Political views (describe): Islamic conservatism, absolute monarchism

Name: Julian Kapisnki
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Occupation: Romextlian Crusader
Hobbies and interests: Riding, marskmanship, reading
Describe yourself: Young Romextlian Crusader who is looking for first love
National origin: Romextly
Country of residence: Romextly
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): A kind woman who can deal with periods of him not being there who is intelligent
Religion: Catholic
Level of education: Masters in Engineering
Appearance (image or describe): Black hair, green eyes, 5'11, average waist width, muscled
Political views (describe): Conservative Libertarian
OOC: Crusaders are a special forces who mostly fight covertly nations who are oppressing a religion, any religion

Match

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Maryam Ibn Ali Yilmaz

Name: Umar Abbzan
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Occupation: Army Officer & Politician in Al-Khalifiya
Hobbies and interests: He enjoys bright clothes and fast cars. Umar has recently been working on an album where he sings and plays guitar.
Describe yourself: His father was the ruler of Al-Khalifiya until a coalition led by Vangaziland fought a war to remove him. Umar wants better for his people. He is ashamed of what his family was responsible for. He wants to lead them into a new era. The Soviets banned religion. Now Umar encourages his people to embrace Islam. Many see him as a future leader of the country. He commands a tank company as a captain in the New Khalifiyan Army. Factbook on his father’s regime taken from an old war thread: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=al- ... /id=449313
National origin: Al-Khalifiya
Country of residence: Condo in Blue Coast Vangaziland, Usually lives on Al-Khalifiyan homestead.
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): He is looking for someone who will make him laugh and forget the tragedy of the Khalifiyan war. Umar hopes to find someone who will motivate him during his military service and stand alongside his political career.
Religion: Muslim
Level of education: Graduated from Blue Coast University in Vangaziland
Appearance (image or describe):

Political views (describe): Umar tries to define his own political viewpoint. He does not trust many premade stances. In many ways this makes him a centrist. He believes in supporting the Khalifiyan people with strong social services like free health care and education. He also wants to support Khalifiyan business by encouraging both private and state owned companies. Umar wants his people to be less nationalist and more open to other people. He sees Al-Khalifiya as a future tourism spot and wants to facilitate peace with the outside world. Umar wants to keep the Khalifiyan city state on its newfound path of democracy and freedom. A political party is starting to form around his views partially because of his father’s prior influence, but more so because of his new benevolent and positive stance.

Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:

Insaanistan wrote:Name: Muhammad Dawud
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Occupation: Tech Support
Hobbies and interests: Soccer, Religious studies
Describe yourself: Handsome (in my opinion at least), tall, relatively dark-skinned, caring and polite
National origin: Pakistan
Country of residence: Insaanistan
What kind of person you’re looking for (describe): a Muslimah at least 18 years old who is funny, cute and intelligent
Religion: Islam
Level of education: College
Appearance (image or describe): 6 foot, black hair, brown eyes, brown skin, beard and mustache
Political views (describe): Socialism

Aisha Pathan: Match

Accepted.