Welcome to the SoMac Christmas Fête! not sponsored by ULINE, folks though I wish we were
To all who are receiving this, I hope this letter finds you happy and in good health. (Except you, Wilhelm; offence intended.) As you all may know, the holiday season is rapidly approaching. With it comes cold weather, snow, presents under the fireplace, and hot chocolate... is that what people do on Christmas? To be entirely honest, being a tropical island can be both a blessing and a curse. Still have presents, though, so that's nice.
Anyway, enough chit-chat. According to Nate, I have to have this formal stuff on here. You are invited to Socialist Macronesia for the Socialist Macronesian Christmas Fête (1. It's pronounced like fate, the thesaurus tells me, 2. nobody is calling it that, so don't even bother; it's a party. Anyone caught calling it a fête WILL be shot in the chest at (grosse) pointe blank range.) from the days of December 24th to December 25th. The event will start at 10:00 AM at the Socialist Macronesian Capitol Building. From there, you will be led by myself on a tour of Socialist Macronesia City, and make stops at a variety of locations, including local Lewis Air Force Base, the Socialist Macronesian Museum of Military History, and some of our beaches.
Afterwards, you shall be allowed to break from the tour and explore the city at your own pace. The next day, you will be given even more time to explore the city, and at 6:00 PM the official party shall begin, hosted at one of the largest of John Ross's villas, overlooking the Pacific Ocean. You get the drill.
Quick information: Yes, security will be handled by the Socialist Macronesian government, so don't bother bringing a detail. Yes, there will be alcohol. Yes, there will probably be drugs, not at the party itself, though. Yes, you will be given the chance to handle Socialist Macronesian weaponry. Yes, there will be attack helicopters involved. Dress appropriately for a summer beach party. Yes, you should bring your swimsuit. Yes, Patyu, Ari is just fine.
And now for the legal stuff, which you should probably just skim over and sign.
Rules:
Everyone hates Wilhelm. Not even Wilhelm likes Wilhelm.
Nobody important is getting killed in this RP. Notice how that's worded.
I'm a pretty chill guy when it comes to RP shenanigans[1], so if I think you've crossed a line in plot-derailment then you've probably gone way too far. But don't worry, you're gonna have plenty of free time to go around and do whatever the hell you want to.
I'm the god of this thread and the IC thread. My word goes.
You probably already know all of that, so here's a tip: if you're about to make a post, I recommend that you follow this simple rule: is this post about to make me look like an ass in front of everyone? (This can be applied to many other situations as well.)
[box][b][u]Application Form[/u][/b] [i]Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.[/i]
[b]Name:[/b] TYPE HERE
[b]Age:[/b] TYPE HERE
[b]DOB:[/b] DD/MM/YYYY
[b]Sex:[/b] TYPE HERE
[b]Nation of Birth:[/b] TYPE HERE
[b]Nation of Citizenship:[/b] TYPE HERE
[b]Character's Text Color (if exists):[/b]
[b]Do you have any known major health conditions?[/b] Y [ ] N [ ]
[b]Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? [/b] TYPE HERE, OR MARK N/A
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Hope to see you there.
- John Adam Ross President of Socialist Macronesia
Edit 12/6/2020: added color code in application
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:39 pm
by Socialist Macronesia
Attending Delegates:
FR:
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Amadeus Freidrich
Age: 51
DOB: 21/11/1968
Sex: As of now, Female
Nation of Birth: Free Ravensburg
Nation of Citizenship: Free Ravensburg
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Do not harm the eggs nor Ravenia(She is coming too)
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Victoria Baden
Age: 46
DOB: 06/02/1974
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Free Ravensburg
Nation of Citizenship: Free Ravensburg
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Jakob Haupens
Age: 16
DOB: 03/09/2004
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Free Ravensburg
Nation of Citizenship: Free Ravensburg
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Don't mention the scar, bad memories
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Viktor Leimstag
Age: 50
DOB: 20/04/1969
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Free Ravensburg
Nation of Citizenship: Free Ravensburg
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Adolph Hesse
Age: 36
DOB: 12/10/1984
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Free Ravensburg
Nation of Citizenship: Free Ravensburg
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Wish him luck on his new job
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Albert Smith
Age: 43
DOB: 04/04/1977
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Canada
Nation of Citizenship: Canada
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
OB:
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Heinrich Luitpold Himmler
Age: 61
DOB: 07/11/1900
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: German Empire
Nation of Citizenship: Ordenstaat Burgundy
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [ ✓]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
AD:
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Sylvia Lucienne Dellamorte
Age: Over 18
DOB: Unknown
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Deutschland
Nation of Citizenship: Azur Deutschland
Character's Text Color (if exists): N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Punch Ross in the face N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Julienne Victoria Dellamorte
Age: Over 18
DOB: Unknown
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Deutschland
Nation of Citizenship: Azur Deutschland
Character's Text Color (if exists): N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Same as her sister N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Perfecti von Blitz
Age: Over 18
DOB: Unknown... Look, man, I just come up with the character ideas
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Deutschland
Nation of Citizenship: Azur Deutschland
Character's Text Color (if exists): N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
EA:
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Ferendelles Meleden
Age: 46
DOB: 18/04/1002
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Enth
Nation of Citizenship: Enth-Arth
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Herethia Meleden
Age: 44
DOB: 12/11/1004
Sex: TYPE HERE
Nation of Birth: TYPE HERE
Nation of Citizenship: TYPE HERE
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [ ]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Theresha Herenia
Age: 49
DOB: 06/09/999
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Arth
Nation of Citizenship: Enth-Arth
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Descaless Herenia
Age: 39
DOB: 11/07/1009
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Arth
Nation of Citizenship: Enth-Arth
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
KG:
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Akhens-Ari
Age: 21
DOB: Sometime in the summer of 1358 TG.
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Clan Khadusik
Nation of Citizenship: N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? She'll leave that up to Ross.
Text Color Code:#993A16
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Patyughin
Age: 26
DOB: No one kept track of it specifically. Early fall, 1353 TG.
Sex: Male sort of
Nation of Birth: Clan Khadusik
Nation of Citizenship: N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Ross not check in on him after certain things happen. This is not something Ross should be expected to abide by.
Text Color Code:#998045
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Khensughin
Age: 23
DOB: What the fuck is a date of birth? Who keeps track of that? Sometime in the spring of 1356 TG.
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Clan Khadusik
Nation of Citizenship: N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? He gets to shoot the big guns. and get lasered.
Text Color Code:#783632(subject to change, will update if so)
Bretten:
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Paris Alerik Cärrino
Age: 26
DOB: 11/08/1994
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Brettenwald
Nation of Citizenship: Brettenwald
Character's Text Color (if exists): I was planning to split my replies into separate sections for each character, but I can color code them if you want, I don't mind.
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Helena Ryonne Cärrino
Age: 21
DOB: 11/02/1999
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Brettenwald
Nation of Citizenship: Brettenwald
Character's Text Color (if exists): Ditto.
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Marco Laurent Lukas Cärrino
Age: 26
DOB: 11/08/1994
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Brettenwald
Nation of Citizenship: Brettenwald
Character's Text Color (if exists): Ditto.
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Vox:
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Etor Gurraniz
Age: 46
DOB: 5/3/1974
Sex: male
Nation of Birth: Voxija
Nation of Citizenship: Voxija
Character's Text Color (if exists): n/a
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [x]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Bixenta Agirre
Age: 50
DOB: 3/11/1970
Sex: female
Nation of Birth: Voxija
Nation of Citizenship: Voxija
Character's Text Color (if exists): n/a
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [x]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Bixenta wants to observe the yaoi volleyball.
MNM:
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [x]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Requests for filming permits. Cross will be making a documentary for the Truth News. "I request some booze also."
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [X] N [], visibly shows signs of possible depression at the moment. Spouse and other relatives refuse to elaborate further on conditions.
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Some extra typewriter paper. Wishes to use a typewriter and wants an area to peacefully paint.
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Jerald Grubic
Age: 29.
DOB: 18/08/1991
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Main Nation Ministry
Nation of Citizenship: Main Nation Ministry
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? "Do you know where I can hook up wtih some...attractive men?"
TRC:
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: 049
Age: Over 700 years old (using the SCP entry on him as data)
DOB: 7/11/1324
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Unknown, Possibly medieval France
Nation of Citizenship: Pan-American Federation, Intermarian Poland, Romania
Character's Text Color (if exists):Black
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [X] N [ ] Psychosis Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? All I want is a 40-Roumd mag M-16 with a grenade launcher attachment.
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:39 pm
by Socialist Macronesia
Futher Expansion Space
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:42 pm
by The Slayers Republic
Hold on, let me log in to my "edgy" account real quick.
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:49 pm
by Brettenwald
Tag!
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:52 pm
by Free Ravensburg
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Amadeus Freidrich
Age: 51
DOB: 21/11/1968
Sex: As of now, Female
Nation of Birth: Free Ravensburg
Nation of Citizenship: Free Ravensburg
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Do not harm the eggs nor Ravenia(She is coming too)
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Victoria Baden
Age: 46
DOB: 06/02/1974
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Free Ravensburg
Nation of Citizenship: Free Ravensburg
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
More coming, just wait
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:52 pm
by Socialist Macronesia
If you can, include your character's text color code, if they have one, in your application. Thanks!
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:53 pm
by Ordenstaat Buergund
Ok, that's much better!
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Heinrich Luitpold Himmler
Age: 61
DOB: 07/11/1900
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: German Empire
Nation of Citizenship: Ordenstaat Burgundy
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [ ✓]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 3:01 pm
by Azur Deutschland
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Sylvia Lucienne Dellamorte
Age: Over 18
DOB: Unknown
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Deutschland
Nation of Citizenship: Azur Deutschland
Character's Text Color (if exists): N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Punch Ross in the face N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Julienne Victoria Dellamorte
Age: Over 18
DOB: Unknown
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Deutschland
Nation of Citizenship: Azur Deutschland
Character's Text Color (if exists): N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Same as her sister N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Perfecti von Blitz
Age: Over 18
DOB: Unknown... Look, man, I just come up with the character ideas
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Deutschland
Nation of Citizenship: Azur Deutschland
Character's Text Color (if exists): N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Sylvia Lucienne Dellamorte
Age: Over 18
DOB: Unknown
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Deutschland
Nation of Citizenship: Azur Deutschland
Character's Text Color (if exists): N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Punch Ross in the face N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Julienne Victoria Dellamorte
Age: Over 18
DOB: Unknown
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Deutschland
Nation of Citizenship: Azur Deutschland
Character's Text Color (if exists): N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Same as her sister N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Perfecti von Blitz
Age: Over 18
DOB: Unknown... Look, man, I just come up with the character ideas
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Deutschland
Nation of Citizenship: Azur Deutschland
Character's Text Color (if exists): N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
How's it going Azur?
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 3:05 pm
by Enth Arth
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Ferendelles Meleden
Age: 46
DOB: 18/04/1002
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Enth
Nation of Citizenship: Enth-Arth
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Herethia Meleden
Age: 44
DOB: 12/11/1004
Sex: TYPE HERE
Nation of Birth: TYPE HERE
Nation of Citizenship: TYPE HERE
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [ ]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Theresha Herenia
Age: 49
DOB: 06/09/999
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Arth
Nation of Citizenship: Enth-Arth
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Descaless Herenia
Age: 39
DOB: 11/07/1009
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Arth
Nation of Citizenship: Enth-Arth
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 3:06 pm
by Kiu Ghesik
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Akhens-Ari
Age: 21
DOB: Sometime in the summer of 1358 TG.
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Clan Khadusik
Nation of Citizenship: N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? She'll leave that up to Ross.
Text Color Code:#993A16
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Patyughin
Age: 26
DOB: No one kept track of it specifically. Early fall, 1353 TG.
Sex: Male sort of
Nation of Birth: Clan Khadusik
Nation of Citizenship: N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? Ross not check in on him after certain things happen. This is not something Ross should be expected to abide by.
Text Color Code:#998045
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Khensughin
Age: 23
DOB: What the fuck is a date of birth? Who keeps track of that? Sometime in the spring of 1356 TG.
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Clan Khadusik
Nation of Citizenship: N/A
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? He gets to shoot the big guns. and get lasered.
Text Color Code:#783632(subject to change, will update if so)
I'm skipping titles for this because I figure any relevant official would know them already.
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Paris Alerik Cärrino
Age: 26
DOB: 11/08/1994
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Brettenwald
Nation of Citizenship: Brettenwald
Character's Text Color (if exists): I was planning to split my replies into separate sections for each character, but I can color code them if you want, I don't mind.
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Helena Ryonne Cärrino
Age: 21
DOB: 11/02/1999
Sex: Female
Nation of Birth: Brettenwald
Nation of Citizenship: Brettenwald
Character's Text Color (if exists): Ditto.
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Marco Laurent Lukas Cärrino
Age: 26
DOB: 11/08/1994
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: Brettenwald
Nation of Citizenship: Brettenwald
Character's Text Color (if exists): Ditto.
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [X]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Application Form Fill out for each delegate in blue or black ink.
Name: Heinrich Luitpold Himmler
Age: 61
DOB: 07/11/1900
Sex: Male
Nation of Birth: German Empire
Nation of Citizenship: Ordenstaat Burgundy
Do you have any known major health conditions? Y [ ] N [ ✓]
Do you have ANY specific requests for your time in Socialist Macronesia? N/A
Wait, wait wait wait... this is a joke application, right? You're expecting me to let fucking Heinrich Himmler into Socialist Macronesia?
I want one good reason why I should let you come into Socialist Macronesia. Why I should let the orchestrator of the motherfucking Holocaust into my country.
I'll tell you what. If you show up in Socialist Macronesia, you will be shot to death. Or tortured. Both. So yes, you are accepted. So I can kill you. Anyone here have any complaints against that?
- John Ross
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 3:33 pm
by Western Fardelshufflestein
Hopefully it's OK if I bring Rhonda the murderer-for-hire. Right...?
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:38 pm
