SoMac Christmas Fête [OOC, Closed]

[Brettenwald]

[SPOILER].

Hint?

[REDACTED], a doomed relationship, potential blackmail, and yet more emotional trauma.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Spoiler?

[SPOILER].

Based on things you've said about Marco before, my guess is he's what Liz Uihlein calls "a fixable homosexual."

[Brettenwald]

[SPOILER].

Based on things you've said about Marco before, my guess is he's what Liz Uihlein calls "a fixable homosexual."

Can you quit worshipping the Uihleins? They're needlessly shitty people with too much money and no taste, and there's nothing wrong with being L, G, B, T, Q, I or A. Just stop. Please.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Based on things you've said about Marco before, my guess is he's what Liz Uihlein calls "a fixable homosexual."

Can you quit worshipping the Uihleins? They're needlessly shitty people with too much money and no taste, and there's nothing wrong with being L, G, B, T, Q, I or A. Just stop. Please.

I'll never see why people pay millions of dollars to political parties to further their beliefs. If you give me a hundred million dollars, I don't know about you people, but I'm buying a quiet house in the woods, a Chinook, and an FFL Type 7.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Based on things you've said about Marco before, my guess is he's what Liz Uihlein calls "a fixable homosexual."

Can you quit worshipping the Uihleins? They're needlessly shitty people with too much money and no taste, and there's nothing wrong with being L, G, B, T, Q, I or A. Just stop. Please.

He doesn't support their politics.

[Brettenwald]

Can you quit worshipping the Uihleins? They're needlessly shitty people with too much money and no taste, and there's nothing wrong with being L, G, B, T, Q, I or A. Just stop. Please.

He doesn't support their politics.

Well, that's a relief ig.

[Kiu Ghesik]

He doesn't support their politics.

Well, that's a relief ig.

Yeah, the whole thing is just a meme, since it's kind of amusing that as Somac said what you'd think would be the most apolitical company in the world is headed by a family that harbors an irrational hatred for LGBT+ people. I thought we established that Somac didn't think Dick Uilhein was a good person earlier.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Well, that's a relief ig.

Yeah, the whole thing is just a meme, since it's kind of amusing that as Somac said what you'd think would be the most apolitical company in the world is headed by a family that harbors an irrational hatred for LGBT+ people. I thought we established that Somac didn't think Dick Uilhein was a good person earlier.

Correction: a family who gives millions of dollars to the GOP, didn't think Roy Moore did anything wrong, and literally backed school segregation. And also has an irrational hatred of LGBT+ people.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Correction: a family who gives millions of dollars to the GOP, didn't think Roy Moore did anything wrong, and literally backed school segregation.

It's worse than I thought, that's hilarious. Horrible, but hilarious.

Anyways, um, how's that post going?

[Socialist Macronesia]

Correction: a family who gives millions of dollars to the GOP, didn't think Roy Moore did anything wrong, and literally backed school segregation.

It's worse than I thought, that's hilarious. Horrible, but hilarious.

Anyways, um, how's that post going?

It'll probably be up tonight. But first...

[Kiu Ghesik]

It's worse than I thought, that's hilarious. Horrible, but hilarious.

Anyways, um, how's that post going?

It'll probably be up tonight. But first...

But what? Do you want to cash in your rol hugs?

[Socialist Macronesia]

It'll probably be up tonight. But first...

But what? Do you want to cash in your rol hugs?

_{that's for Christmas Day. I'm putting them in my account to gain interest right now, though.}

...you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle.

[Kiu Ghesik]

But what? Do you want to cash in your rol hugs?

_{that's for Christmas Day. I'm putting them in my account to gain interest right now, though.}

...you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle.

_{Fine, I'll put on the pink striped thigh highs.}

[Socialist Macronesia]

_{that's for Christmas Day. I'm putting them in my account to gain interest right now, though.}

...you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle.

_{Fine, I'll put on the pink striped thigh highs.}

Working on that post now. Takeout can wait, it's l o r g e c u d d l e t i m e.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

But what? Do you want to cash in your rol hugs?

_{that's for Christmas Day. I'm putting them in my account to gain interest right now, though.}

...you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle.

The wut.

[Kiu Ghesik]

_{Fine, I'll put on the pink striped thigh highs.}

Working on that post now. Takeout can wait, it's l o r g e c u d d l e t i m e.

s i z e a b l e e m b r a c e

[Socialist Macronesia]

_{that's for Christmas Day. I'm putting them in my account to gain interest right now, though.}

...you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle.

The wut.

You have to know this one...

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

The wut.

You have to know this one...

I don't.

I kind of want to do an Alastair wormwhole now, though.

[Socialist Macronesia]

What are the interests rates on short term rolhug CDs? What about in savings accounts?

[Kiu Ghesik]

What are the interests rates on short term rolhug CDs? What about in savings accounts?

Ver competitive, 0.75% on short-term CDs and 0.11% on savings accounts.

[Socialist Macronesia]

What are the interests rates on short term rolhug CDs? What about in savings accounts?

Ver competitive, 0.75% on short-term CDs and 0.11% on savings accounts.

I see. So the 72 hugs from earlier plus the even 100 makes 172 rollhugs in my account. I'll stash away 171 for a rainy day and take one when the rol wakes up and has breakfast.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Ver competitive, 0.75% on short-term CDs and 0.11% on savings accounts.

I see. So the 72 hugs from earlier plus the even 100 makes 172 rollhugs in my account. I'll stash away 171 for a rainy day and take one when the rol wakes up and has breakfast.

I see, can I interest you in removing a second from your account next morning? Perhaps a b i g h u g ? It's only five regular hugs.

[Socialist Macronesia]

I see. So the 72 hugs from earlier plus the even 100 makes 172 rollhugs in my account. I'll stash away 171 for a rainy day and take one when the rol wakes up and has breakfast.

I see, can I interest you in removing a second from your account next morning? Perhaps a b i g h u g ? It's only five regular hugs.

Sure, why not?

<sub>what's the biggest option

im scared</sub>

[Kiu Ghesik]

I see, can I interest you in removing a second from your account next morning? Perhaps a b i g h u g ? It's only five regular hugs.

Sure, why not?

<sub>what's the biggest option

im scared</sub>

The biggest option is v e r v e r v e r b i g h u g , and will gain you an entire day of rol hugs. It's worth five hundred.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Sure, why not?

<sub>what's the biggest option

im scared</sub>

The biggest option is v e r v e r v e r b i g h u g , and will gain you an entire day of rol hugs. It's worth five hundred.

someday

_someday