SoMac Christmas Fête [OOC, Closed]

[Socialist Macronesia]

Uh, no.



Our fighter jets aren't that interesting, tbh. Now our ground attack planes, oh ho ho. In all, we have

• light recon and transport heccos (jacob approves)
• IMPROMPTU HUEY GUNSHIP 2.GHFSH NOW WITH 80%+ ROTARY GUNS
• the valv-a, e, i o and FUCK
• a single seat "flying wing" that sounds stealthy but is actually just a couple engines with +40,000 pounds of ordinance slung on the wings (pray to god you don't get put in one of these)
• a stealth helicopter that isn't the RAH-66 and doesn't look like the RAH-66
  it isn't the RAH-66, by the way. that seems to be the only snek helicopter anyone knows these days. no. that was expensive and only made 2 models. no, this is a stealth helicopter. and it isn't the RAH-66.
  
  DO NOT
  
  assume that it is the RAH-66. it is not. not the RAH-66, I mean. it isn't the RAH-66.

Is it the RAH-66?

NO

RAMENELLY

IT IS NOT

THE RAH-66

DO NOT

ASSUME IT IS

THE RAH-66

IT IS NOT THE RAH-66

STOP SAYING THAT IT IS THE RAH-66

IT IS NOT THE RAH-66

[Romextly]

Is it the RAH-66?

NO

RAMENELLY

IT IS NOT

THE RAH-66

DO NOT

ASSUME IT IS

THE RAH-66

IT IS NOT THE RAH-66

STOP SAYING THAT IT IS THE RAH-66

IT IS NOT THE RAH-66

The Commache then
This is not a plot to free Lang

[Kiu Ghesik]

NO

RAMENELLY

IT IS NOT

THE RAH-66

DO NOT

ASSUME IT IS

THE RAH-66

IT IS NOT THE RAH-66

STOP SAYING THAT IT IS THE RAH-66

IT IS NOT THE RAH-66

The Commache then
This is not a plot to free Lang

we have more than one collar, you know.

[Romextly]

The Commache then
This is not a plot to free Lang

we have more than one collar, you know.

...It is not the RAH-66. I repeat, it is not the RAH-66. Stop following me! HELP! HELP! Don't just stand there! Stop laughing WF! I'm going fighting! I'm fighting with my Comma- I've dug myself a deeper hole right?
-Romextly, RIP, 2021

[Main Nation Ministry]

Jessica: This is fine. I'm helping some tall chick marry some older guy, but at least the Leader isn't going to cause trouble by killing people.

the way you write this makes it seem distinctly more wholesome than
uh

earlier comments

When Tomboy Ari meets Charlie and Jessica again:
...
Jessica: Now who's this sexy devil with the short hair?

I may have forgotted about that part..

[Kiu Ghesik]

the way you write this makes it seem distinctly more wholesome than
uh

earlier comments

I may have forgotted about that part..

ｈｏｔ ｓｐｒｉｎｇ

[Main Nation Ministry]

ｈｏｔ ｓｐｒｉｎｇ

Don't worry. Swimwear will be required.

[Langenia]

Hehe, come on over Rom. Join me in the pit of the collared.

[Romextly]

Hehe, come on over Rom. Join me in the pit of the collared.

"NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
ROM, 2021, RIP

[Main Nation Ministry]

Hehe, come on over Rom. Join me in the pit of the collared.

Collar me. I need to be punished.

[Kiu Ghesik]

ｈｏｔ ｓｐｒｉｎｇ

Don't worry. Swimwear will be required.

_{If it wasn't I would've committed a war crime.}

it's still going to be so cursed to write

[Langenia]

Hehe, come on over Rom. Join me in the pit of the collared.

"NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
ROM, 2021, RIP

"YES! YES! YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!"
Lang, 2021, cackling evilly

Hehe, come on over Rom. Join me in the pit of the collared.

Collar me. I need to be punished.

You sure? I still have...memories from my time with Aurelia.

[Main Nation Ministry]

_{If it wasn't I would've committed a war crime.}

it's still going to be so cursed to write

Don't worry, it's going to be just like a giant hot tub. Ari can bring her frens.

[Romextly]

Hehe, come on over Rom. Join me in the pit of the collared.

Collar me. I need to be punished.

"Get in there!"
*Puts on collar
-Rom, 2021, apperently not RIP anymore

[Brettenwald]

Don't worry. Swimwear will be required.

_{If it wasn't I would've committed a war crime.}

it's still going to be so cursed to write

_{i kinda feel bad for the rol's impending vietnam flashbacks, but that's not my problem}

[Main Nation Ministry]

You sure? I still have...memories from my time with Aurelia.

It can't be that bad. What did she do?

[Kiu Ghesik]

_{If it wasn't I would've committed a war crime.}

it's still going to be so cursed to write

Don't worry, it's going to be just like a giant hot tub. Ari can bring her frens.

uhh... can't see anything going wrong from that. sure.

in other news I've now realized my main cast is exclusively female, with one exception that I don't think Nate is going to be permitting to remain a regular exception. vhi, aphi, ari, and catyu are all female.

i did not plan it that way.

_{If it wasn't I would've committed a war crime.}

it's still going to be so cursed to write

_{i kinda feel bad for the rol's impending vietnam flashbacks, but that's not my problem}

"meep"

-rol

_{If all goes well then Patyu's going to get right with Paris at this event, but there's definitely going to be Vietnam flashbacks still.}

[Romextly]

You sure? I still have...memories from my time with Aurelia.

It can't be that bad. What did she do?

I documented it
here
*shows things that makes Stephen King cry in fear

[Langenia]

It can't be that bad. What did she do?

I documented it
here
*shows things that makes Stephen King cry in fear

That

[Main Nation Ministry]

I documented it
here
*shows things that makes Stephen King cry in fear

That

I need a link!

[Romextly]

That

I need a link!

I ain't getting a ban

[Main Nation Ministry]

I need a link!

I ain't getting a ban

TG it!

[Romextly]

That

I need a link!

Fine, I'll risk it

[Main Nation Ministry]

Fine, I'll risk it

Jokes on you, the ad saved me!

[Brettenwald]

_{i kinda feel bad for the rol's impending vietnam flashbacks, but that's not my problem}

"meep"

-rol

_{If all goes well then Patyu's going to get right with Paris at this event, but there's definitely going to be Vietnam flashbacks still.}

I will do everything in my power to make things right with Nate and Patyu.